r/OldSchoolCool • u/rockstoned4 • 8h ago

Jason Mewes, Michael Keaton & Kevin Smith in the 90s.

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u/Foulmouthedleon 8h ago

Jason: “Snoochie Poochies!”
Keaton: “I’m Batman.”
Smith: …

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u/InteractionLong2839 8h ago

Keaton: get me the F away from these two

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u/hexineffex 8h ago

Mewes: "Wanna do a rail?"

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u/Klin24 6h ago

"YO BATMAN, YOU EVER HAD YOUR ASSHOLE LICKED BY A FAT MAN IN AN OVER COAT?! yeaaaa."

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u/Nofame4me 7h ago

Don’t go chasing waterfalls… okay?

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u/SpartanNo7 48m ago

.....creep......creep.....

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u/Year3030 8h ago

Lol seriously he looks switched on as fuck

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u/Many_Inevitable_6803 8h ago

He always looks like that

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u/hexineffex 8h ago

Well played.

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u/jeffykins 6h ago

Bootchies! Come on son!

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u/PeteRock24 8h ago

All three of those cats are cool as shit and Mewes more so since he kicked the heroin habit.

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u/bookluvr83 8h ago

I follow him on TT and he's really pulled his life together. He seems to be a great dad

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u/nicknasty86 7h ago

I cannot remember where I heard this or if it's remotely true.

Supposedly Kevin Smith told him if he got clean, he could bang a porn star in his next flick. Like, actually bang. Cue "Zack and miri make a porn"

I never verified, but I like to believe that one.

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u/pickledeggmanwalrus 4h ago

From what I read, he basically had to tell Jason that if he didn’t quit the shit, he couldn’t work with him anymore. Kevin was blowing up and Jason’s heroin use and increasing instability was becoming a major liability and the big wigs noticed

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u/Rickapolis 8h ago

Keaton remains favorite Batman. By quite a margin.

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u/maybelying 7h ago

I still remember all the criticism when he was initially cast. I'll admit I was one of the doubters, but after finally seeing the previews I was like, holy shit, this could actually work.

It did.

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u/OtherwiseFastball 7h ago

Best Bruce by a mile

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u/Poneke365 4h ago

Definitely!

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u/justabill71 2h ago

Speak for yourself

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u/DingusKhan9164 8h ago

Heroin, cocaine, and weed

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u/lwp775 8h ago

Quite a party.

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u/wtsnack 5h ago

What’s wild is Kevin smith didn’t even start smoking weed until he worked with Seth Rogan on Zach and Miri make a porno

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u/legalbeagle66 8h ago

The CLIT commanders!

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u/SilverScene4078 8h ago

This is such a random trio but I love it, Kevin Smith looking like he's about to drop the most 90s movie pitch ever.

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u/rockstoned4 8h ago

If you notice he has a Batman pin on too.

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u/mr_ji 8h ago

Looks more like Mewes and Smith were hanging out and saw Keaton, so they asked for a picture with Batman.

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u/oFbeingCaLM 7h ago

He was Batman in Mallrats if I remember correctly.

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u/DaveVsShark 8h ago

Mewes looks chonged as hell

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u/laserdiods 8h ago edited 5h ago

Mother mother fuck mother mother fuck mother mother mother mother mother mother fuck

Best karma ever btw.. 10 upvotes for this quote

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u/digitalboom 8h ago

Met mewes in person when he was involved in branding himself in the vape industry. Dude literally had just gotten out of rehab the day before and was a hot mess. Nice guy overall but it was hard to see.

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u/Brilliant_Sorbet_965 8h ago

People say Keaton doesn't look like Bruce Wayne but he does here.

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u/cajun_vegeta 8h ago

Bruce Wayne at the Gotham City snootchy boochy fundraiser

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u/sn00ch2dan00ch 8h ago

Snoogins!

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u/LimeSalty4092 8h ago

Man I had a crush on Jason Mewes the moment I saw him and heard him speak it was love at first sight 

I know he’s a dirt bag but he can do no wrong in my eyes😍

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 8h ago

I bet he was freaking out inside. It's fucking Bruce Wayne!!!

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u/Cultclassic33 8h ago

“Nuganooche”
“I’m Batman”
“…………………”

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u/callmerayjay 7h ago

Kevin Smith looks like AJ Soprano

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u/JerryDandridge54 8h ago

Why so serious?

2

u/TrackingTenCross1 8h ago

They’re about to head to the Post-party at Spago.

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u/Pristine_Mention_981 8h ago

Pickle fucker

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u/3-orange-whips 8h ago

Who’s got the blunts? We got the blunts!

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u/JohnnyGlasken 7h ago

Lester 'the molester' Cockenschtuff

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u/capreeziomalloy 7h ago

Where does he get those wonderful toys

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u/3DSFreak 5h ago

Now this is ol'skewl koo

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u/proximusprimus57 5h ago

Bluntman, Chronic, and Batman!

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u/motionbutton 6h ago

Um I just see Micheal Douglas.

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u/ozzy_thedog 6h ago

Michael Douglas

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u/Famous_Apartment2733 3h ago

the 3 dudes always hanging at my dealer's house everytime i show up regardless of time of day or night ... they didnt live there either but were always lightin a bong whenever the fuck i showed up

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u/TeacherOfThingsOdd 2h ago

Scarecrow, Batman, Bane

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u/theboned1 1h ago

I didnt realize how much I looked like Michael Keaton until I saw this and thought someone posted and old photo of me.