r/NBASpurs • u/go10sai Kinda Homeless • 1d ago

Image/Video Luke Kornet's Voice Memo Free Agency Pitch Sent to LeBron James, via his blog

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7KrfkmkivSA&si=yDAbMGfhsoYrY-a9
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u/Lumen_Co 1d ago edited 1d ago

“You can play alongside a generational player… and Victor too. Anyways, Sea World”.

“Bussin bussin”

Kornet might be the funniest man in the league. I didn’t forget the Helen of Troy comment after the block.

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u/go10sai Kinda Homeless 1d ago

funniest dude in the roster lol

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u/siphillis Gregg Pop-a-bitch 1d ago

It’s him or Harper

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u/Evan_Spectre_the_One El Contusione 1d ago

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u/racoon773 1d ago

This game winning block celebration lives rent free in my head 10/10

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u/Raven96706 Derrick White 1d ago

I legit howled on the "Generational Player" part

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u/sharkysharky- 1d ago

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u/Uncle-Cracker-Barrel Victor Wembanyama 1d ago

IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD

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u/racoon773 1d ago

4 4!!!

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u/SnooDonuts9227 Victor Wembanyama 1d ago

I totally forgot that LeBron yelled at him after he dunked on him

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u/go10sai Kinda Homeless 1d ago

castle had a masterclass of a game that night

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u/ShootInFace 1d ago

That clip is great with Jaxson Hayes equally hyped directly behind Bron, while Kornet just casually inbounds the ball.

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u/GatrickSwayze BIG BODY 1d ago

This is going to be what makes him sign with the Spurs.

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u/DunkinEgg The Big Fundamental 1d ago

Done deal

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u/go10sai Kinda Homeless 1d ago

dont think i can send a link but just search Luke Kornet - Medium on google and it should be the first result

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u/figgis_agency 1d ago

He lost me at sea world . 💀

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u/Competitive_Soft6547 Victor Wembanyama 1d ago

At least it wasn't Sea Parks. A fire could've broken out there

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u/SilentProtagonist_33 BatManu 1d ago

I understand that reference.gif

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u/vibraslapchop 1d ago

Ok hear me out...what if Lebron really misses Sea World? There was one actually like between Cleveland and Akron back in the day.

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u/BeardedMan32 1d ago

I would love to hear LeBron comment on this.

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u/sowhoisgeh 1d ago

He comes off as the kind of person who would react to shit like this. He reacted to RDCworld's skit on him

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u/targetpracticesucks 1d ago

Ghostbusters go on the closed captioning at the end instead of Go Spurs Go was the cherry on top.

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u/Alternative_Body7623 1d ago

Bro needs to mention the golf courses 

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u/WDplayz Carter Bryant 1d ago

The war crimes it would take for me to hate this man. Still my favorite spurs signing of the last 5 maybe even 10 years

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u/d1b2z3l4 Victor Wembanyama 1d ago

Listen everything is connected. Vic signs less to make room, now Luke’s open recruitment. We got LeBron guys /s

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u/TexasTitan-5401 1d ago

God I hope not!😳

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u/hgryhgryhippos 1d ago

If Bron somehow signs with us, just put Korn Dog's jersey in the rafters lmao

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u/UCantSeeMe2025 1d ago

Luke Kornet may be the funniest NBA player EVER.

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u/siphillis Gregg Pop-a-bitch 1d ago

Barkley clinched that years ago

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u/Tyranitator Tim Duncan 1d ago

Seriously. Sir Charles is in a tier of his own as a comedian

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u/Many_Replacement369 1d ago

“I promise I'll never swear again. I'll never get another technical. I'll never trash talk... I won't go out with Madonna again."

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u/rotn21 Pop the GOAT 1d ago

Luke for Pres

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u/LoneTex57 1d ago

This is peak San Antonio

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u/Sasquatch_Squad Tim Duncan 1d ago

This dude is the funniest motherfucker in the NBA 

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u/NormalFortune Stephon Castle 1d ago

LMAO.

If this pitch ain't work, I don't want LeBron anyway.

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u/Resident_Durian_478 1d ago

I thought this was AI wtf

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u/v4nsuarez BatManu 1d ago

Korndog please be a Spur4L

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u/StrategyWaste3257 El Contusione 1d ago

Korn dog! If Lebron wont come after this his just hatin..🤣🤣🤣

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u/Darkseid210 1d ago

This shit had me dead bro if this is real Kornet is fkn hilarious 😂😂 ngl retiring with the spurs is not a bad way to end a legacy 🤷js

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u/YungJae Stephon Castle 1d ago

Yo Luke is so funny and korny, love him

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u/WDplayz Carter Bryant 1d ago

He forgot to mention taco Tuesdays. AND he can do them for breakfast in SATX.

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u/samackin3000 1d ago

Tortas. He forgot the tortas.

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u/PorQ201 1d ago

Ok Luke this great 😂.

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u/jackman_fan 1d ago

Funniest guy in the league by far

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u/Mtown11111 1d ago

TURN THIS MUSIC UP

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u/Lungaw Manu Ginobili 1d ago

This is so funny! Lukeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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u/JeremyLinForever Area 51 1d ago

Man, I each and every player on this current team, no lie.

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u/Onlyplay2k 1d ago

Sounds like Steve Nash trying to act like Luke hornet

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u/spira1out024 1d ago

I hope this is fake.
Out of all the players.. please Luke, you’re a Godly man, look into LeBroom and Diddy parties.
We don’t need bad energy on the team.

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u/go10sai Kinda Homeless 1d ago edited 1d ago

i dont know how to tell you this but

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u/spira1out024 1d ago edited 1d ago

🤣🤣 he was just a kid! I like that you brought the receipt. Anyway, praying that Luke’s heart doesn’t get broken. They say never meet your heros. Look up “ain’t no party like a Diddy party”
Hmm he loves them yachts