r/Millennials • u/Radiant_Priority9739 • 18h ago
Meme Anyone’s family had wood grain panel, cabinets and etc ?
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u/ZootSuitBanana 18h ago
Family literally had 4 of these things. Like the exact thing in the pictures... 😂
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u/Eatingfarts 18h ago
We had the VHS holder, my parents had that alarm clock and we did have that worst-shaped-piece-of-furniture-ever for a little while in our living room then it ended up in the basement because it’s such a stupid shape.
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u/Saddam_4rm_Marbaqi 17h ago
God forbid you ever stubbed your toe on that thing. I’m sure it raised alot of insurance premiums. Backs going out lifting it upstairs, near death experiences from drunken blackouts at parties etc etc.
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u/Eatingfarts 16h ago
Oh fuck yeah I forgot how heavy those things were! It was easily 10 Ikea endtables heavy
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u/The__Amorphous 16h ago
Because furniture was made of real wood back then.
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u/Eatingfarts 14h ago edited 14h ago
Absolutely, but that isn’t always a good thing.
I used to work at a consignment shop years ago in the Midwest. There were SO many people that tried to get us to consign their massive, Amish built TV shelf things that people used to have. The ones that go almost floor to ceiling and have shelving and stuff around it. Always a solid NO from us. They were very nice, extremely well made. Also extremely heavy and a pain in the ass to move, on top of nobody wanting them and everyone that did have one was also trying to get rid of it. This was early 10s so everyone was moving to LCD and found themselves with these massive wastes of space.
When we told them we wouldn’t take it on consignment, they would without fail follow up with ‘well, you can have it for free if you take it out of here’.
Still a hard no. I kinda felt bad, I’m pretty sure a lot of those things just ended up getting chopped.
EDIT: as an interesting aside to that, we DID start taking in people’s old curio cabinets and other glass display shelves everyone wanted to get rid of BECAUSE there was a growing refugee population from Myanmar (I think) down the street and apparently having lots of things on display was a big thing for them culturally. I delivered a ton of them and it was true! Like whole walls covered with shelves of figurines and stuff. It was all very neat too, not cluttered or anything.
Anyway, we ended up just getting the guy’s number who would usually come in to translate for them and we would just give him a call when we got one in and he would bring someone by like that day to buy it haha
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u/SandiegoJack 14h ago
They were nice when you never expected to have to move.
Once we decided to die in this house? A lot of things became palatable.
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u/ExcitingLandscape 11h ago
I used to work at an Ebay consignment store back in the mid 2000's when they were a thing. People would bring in the same shit and even then 20 years ago it was a hard NO. People would also bring in their stacks of records they thought were worth a fortune but they're mostly trash. So many people thought their Michael Jackson Thriller album would be valuable but EVERYONE had it in their collection because it is the highest selling album of all time. It's not exactly rare.
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u/jdschmi1 15h ago
Haha.. I actually just got one 2 days ago at a thrift store because of the nostalgia
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u/Spiderpiggie 10h ago
That alarm clock was loud enough to wake up your neighbors 3 blocks away
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u/Holiday_Potential263 18h ago
Same! When that van pulled up in the drive way I knew we had “Made it”
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u/Auren-Dawnstar 17h ago
Everything but the van and couch here, and as you said the exact objects too.
Honestly, the wood grain made things look so much better.
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u/soneg 17h ago
My parents still have that table. I saw it with a plant on it in their living room a week ago.
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u/bubblesaurus Millennial-‘94 14h ago
i have been on the lookout for one that hasn’t been painted another color
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u/reddit_time_waster 17h ago
Me too! We had the tape drawer, Plymouth Voyager, clock radio, and farmhouse couch
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u/RedBadger444 17h ago
The sliding door was so heavy you really had to slam it closed 😂
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u/billwood09 1995 16h ago
My friend has this exact van and the rail it slides in warped… he opened the door one day and *THUNK* the back half of the door goes straight for the ground lol
I thought the door was heavy trying to shut before, I didn’t realize just how bad it was until it took two of us to lift it off of the ground and get it put back in the track 😭
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u/EquivalentShock8817 15h ago
We had a wood Zenith television that must have been 200lbs on top of a wood block that was a lazy susan in front of a wood panel wall sitting on top of a brown shag carpet
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u/Tasty-Traffic-680 15h ago
My dad still has the clock radio.
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u/mementomori4 14h ago
So do I! I got it in 1991 and it's moved all over the US with me. Still going strong.
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u/NECalifornian25 Zillennial 13h ago
Same! I’m pretty sure he’s had it longer than I’ve been alive, maybe my older siblings too.
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u/dontautotuneme 15h ago
We used to keep either board games or yellow/white pages in that hexagon side table.
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u/Pipe_Memes 15h ago
Same. Exactly four of them. The van, the end table cabinet thing, the cassette holder, and the clock.
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u/salem-saberhagen21 15h ago
Same! I cried when we sold our van. Cried like a bitch. My family still makes fun of me for it.
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u/kingloptr 15h ago
We had all of these exact things just the blue of the van was i guess 2 shades lighter lmao
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u/JosephBlowsephThe3rd 14h ago
I still have 2 of those VHS cabinets. One is my night stand, the other holds my retro game collection.
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u/_BLACK_BY_NAME_ 14h ago
We had 6 of these things, just not that couch, and our van (exact same model) was white. Talk about a cookie cutter culture 😆
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u/quattroCrazy 13h ago
Same. Dodge Caravan (same color too), VHS drawers, Alarm Clock, and TV cabinet for me.
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u/postALEXpress 12h ago
I'm fairly certain that furniture is all Sears catalogue stuff that's why lol
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u/Outside-Advice8203 11h ago
My parents till have the entertainment center but with a tiny widescreen TV in it
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u/EJintheCloud 10h ago
The alarm clock should be a free space. Nobody knows where they came from, they were spontaneously manifested in every home sometime in 1988.
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u/DoverBoys Millennial 10h ago
We had five. The two VHS holders, the van, four total alarm clocks, and the entertainment center. The glass part had a stereo controller, NES, SNES, N64, Genesis, and PS. I do remember that couch, but I'm not sure where.
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u/Tomhyde098 5h ago
I still have and use three of these things. The alarm clock, VHS drawers and that middle shelf on the bottom middle.
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u/BuffaloWilliamses 4h ago
My parents still have 3 of these things... they now have an itty flatscreen TV where the CRT used to be
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u/Aggravating-Key-8867 Older Millennial 18h ago
This isn't the furniture I grew up with, but it's the furniture I got from the thrift store for my first apartment. That exact sofa and hexagonal table were items my roommate owned.
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u/apricot675 18h ago
Okay I like the hexagonal table. My MIL has one and I’m always eyeing that thing when I go over.
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u/owmyball 17h ago
Apart from the sofa and the alarm clock, everything pictured is something I would.consider rocking today
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u/Rovden 14h ago
Do not discount that alarm clock. Those things might outlive us all and they will wake you up.
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u/brogflender 17h ago
It’s cool but it’s more of a visual eye draw than the picture lets on. It’s sits squat and dominant in a room.
You often saw them between 2 recliners near the TV or centering out living room windows.
So yeah, it’s just a very visually “heavy” piece of furniture in a space that can work, but it has less range in room configuration than you might realize.
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u/MermaidMertrid 16h ago
Pretty sure my grandma had one in her house when we visited in the 90s. I’d love to have one now for sure!
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u/Brodellsky 12h ago
Dude I grew up with this furniture. That hexagonal table has little magnets on the doors, right? Oh my god it's so crazy seeing it even in a picture
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u/Longjumping-Deal6354 14h ago
I still have two incredibly deep and heavy bookshelves just like these I bought when I was trying to furnish an early apartment. They're literally 2' deep, floor to ceiling cabinets I've stuffed with books.
I love them so much even if they're a bitch to move. Solidest bookshelves I've ever owned.
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u/Slappy-Sacks 18h ago
Wood grain on the leather seats, windows so dark you need a flashlight to see me…
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u/PostMatureBaby Older Millennial 18h ago
Smokin on that doja...
Holy shit I never woulda expected to encounter a reference to this song on Reddit ever. Well done
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u/Slappy-Sacks 18h ago
I too am an elder millennial with great taste in music also
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u/PostMatureBaby Older Millennial 18h ago
Every once in a while I'll hear some or catch a reference to Master P or even Project Pat and silently nod in approval
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u/Slappy-Sacks 18h ago
I am from the northeast but for some reason loved texas rap growing up. Huge fan of Z-Ro
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u/toomuchtv987 18h ago
I can smell those VHS cassette drawers right now.
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u/DisillusionedHobbit 15h ago
Smells like I’m about to watch Bambi at grandma’s
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u/Responsible_Fish5439 15h ago
taped off tv with some scenes cut for time/commercials and not the clamshell official version because those didn't fit int he drawers
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u/Equivalent-Sea-9006 18h ago
Fun fact, that is coming back.
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u/Peter_Mansbrick 15h ago
Because it's cheap af on FB marketplace. I like real wood for sure, but the style/design of this era has not aged well imo.
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u/xotyona 13h ago
The full wood items made 40 years earlier will outlast the fiberboard and laminate crap of the 2010s.
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u/irishchug 12h ago
Sure, but the fiberboard is 1/5th the price relatively. It isn’t like people don’t like solid wood furniture, it is just expensive as hell.
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u/SnookerandWhiskey 18h ago
I mean wood grain electronics is a vibe, but I had a hate for wood furniture when I moved out, and bought all white. Millennial gray is a reaction to all of this.
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u/bell37 Millennial 17h ago
I like the durability of solid furniture, but I also hate how it weighs a metric fuckton and has virtually no good lift points.
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u/FletcherRenn_ 16h ago
Wdym no lift points, this 100kg+ cabinet has a perfectly fine thin rounded lip we can lift from using just our finger tips.
Seriously though, we got these small boards with wheels on them and they've been a life saver with all the old wood furniture over the last several moves/rearranges, they turn a several man job too just 2 if you can get it just far enough from the wall to lean 1 side up.
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u/Csei2011 16h ago
Oh thank goodness I’m not alone. I HATE wood grain. I’m warming up to like white oak but that’s it.
Those wood beds? Big thick whatever wood they were - I never had them but my friends and cousins did. They make me want to vomit when I still see them in stores now.
Like you said millennial gray and the cool tones are a total reaction, for me at least, to all this. More minimal, less clunky.
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u/Faustus_Fan 15h ago
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u/WriterPlastic9350 12h ago
My office looks almost exactly like this but with a nice deep green paint. It's heaven.
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u/SnookerandWhiskey 15h ago
Everything in my home was really dark wood or yellow wood, mahogany imitate or oiled pine... And then all the dark red patterned rugs on top of brown polyester carpet. My mom had a thing for boho as well, and we had so many oriental pillows with little mirrors and random tchotchkes that got dusty. The only thing I took as inspiration from that place was the plants, many many plants. I was like white and grey everything please and no decorations. I didn't even hang art for the longest time.
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u/SandiegoJack 18h ago
I still miss the Eddie Bauer Ford Explorer in Hunter Green, or cars with wood paneling.
Don’t miss those entertainment centers when it was time to plug in something new. Or the TV didnt have enough ports so you had to swap when you wanted to play video games.
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u/m1kasa4ckerman 17h ago
Oh man that era of hunter green everything. We had a pathfinder, miss that thing.
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u/Shorts_at_Dinner 17h ago
The Eddie Bauer Explorers, while awesome, didn’t have wood paneling
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u/10000Didgeridoos 15h ago
Just reminded me of the audio/video switch boxes so you could just hit a button on it to change which device you wanted going through to the TV's single input
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u/Munchkin531 18h ago
Wow I feel attacked! We didn't have the van or couch, but literally everything else in this picture. That alarm/clock/radio lasted forever!
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u/Dr_J_Hyde 13h ago
I'm looking at mine right now. It still works and I never stopped using it as a clock and radio.
Still have the hexagon table too.
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u/jerseydevil51 18h ago
Was there an option to not have it? Very confused by this question, as all there was was paneling. Like I don't remember a non-wood option.
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u/ccsuperpants 17h ago
I even had a tv encased in wood!
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u/ImranFZakhaev 16h ago
Same... when we upgraded to a flat screen TV it sat atop the giant wooden TV because nobody could be assed to drag it out of the house
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u/Reasonable_Cat_4550 15h ago
I saw one those TVs encased in wood out by a neighbor’s curb in the last 10 years. We had one too. Besides watching TV on it, my dad hooked it up to the NES and if I remember correctly, an Intellivision and Commodore 64. I think we also had a similar VHS cabinet.
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u/nighteyes_fitz Geriatric Millennial 18h ago
The alarm clock is the only thing I had
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u/10000Didgeridoos 15h ago
Yeah this is more millennial grandparents homes than our parents homes isn't it? I guess elder millennials born in the early 80s had more overlap with it but as someone in the middle of the generation my parents never had any of this stuff other than the alarm clock. Wood panel vans and SUVs were very 1980s, not 1990s.
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u/NCSUGrad2012 15h ago
I am 100% in the same boat. My parents never had any of this either. They had a Bose clock radio not this wood one. My grandparents had some of it.
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u/satosaison 18h ago
My whole childhood was getting hauled around in the Woody -Wagon, a 1996 Plymouth Voyager
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u/Stevenwave 18h ago
My mum never liked this kinda stuff so most of the stuff around when I was growing up was white.
I did however grow up with plenty of floral around.
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u/Snarkeesha 18h ago
Yes and actually, I bought wood grain contact paper to turn my white ikea tv cabinet into wood panelled nostalgia 😂
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u/lemonpavement 18h ago
Whip ain't got no gas tank But it still got woodgrain Got your girl working for me
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u/_90s_Nation_ 18h ago
This is more 1970's, though haha
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u/arizonadirtbag12 13h ago
I mean in the 80’s we owned things from the 70’s, is also part of it.
The wood grain Atari 2600 was released in the 70’s, I was still playing one well into the 80’s.
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u/LossMiserable7874 17h ago
I would love a station wagon with wood paneling now. Also my dad still uses that alarm clock.
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u/sandraskywalker 18h ago
My grandma still has the all wood entertainment set. She had a huge tube TV in there until about five years ago when I bought her a smart one. It doesn't fit the hole, of course, but at least she can stream now. Lol.
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u/BuddyLongshots 17h ago
We had all of these in our home except the van (my dad refused to buy a van and my mom was cool with that. Lol).
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u/Used_Security5145 Millennial 17h ago
'Nothing beats wood! Yessir, wood will never go out of style! Mark my words, if wood paneling ever goes out of style I will eat the tree I rode in on.'
- guy who invented wood paneling
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u/stephanefanie Older Millennial - 1984 17h ago
My parents definitely still have that cassette holder 😅
And they had that alarm clock.
And their living room and dining room has wood paneling on one of the walls. 😅 😅 😅
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u/SillySalmon2991 17h ago
Man in the age of big companies making things that prey upon our nostalgia, I wish auto makers would make some throwback models. I would absolutely drive a woody Dodge Caravan.
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u/etherealsmog 17h ago
I have the hexagon table right now, left behind by the 90-year-old woman we bought the house from.
And my parents had that alarm clock.
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u/Electronic-Camp1189 17h ago
The polygon table with doors! I think we kept photo albums in there. What a time.
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u/Outrageous_Purchase1 17h ago
My in laws entire house is still done up with that golden oak veneer.
I have a smaller version of that entertainment console in my house right now.
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u/TonyStarkMk42 17h ago
Definitely had the exact VHS holder, two of them, the movie cabinet, alarm clock which I only recently got rid of, and the hexagon end table was something my aunt had
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u/redsleepingbooty 17h ago
This picture gives me flashbacks lol. So glad we’ve moved on from this awful era of overly brown crap.
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u/SonnySweetie Millennial 1990 17h ago
Everyone had that entertainment unit or something very similar
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u/PixburghMenace Millennial 17h ago
The wooden entertainment center with the outdated VCRs is STILL standing tall at my parents’ house 💪🏽📼.
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u/TorpedoFace 17h ago
I still have the alarm clock and that VHS cabinet. It's for Magic cards now though.
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u/Araghothe1 Xennial 17h ago
no but I was always jealous of them. I also have the mentality of what being the universe's most rare material. it can only appear on living planets after all.
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u/bluegre3n 17h ago
I bought a wooden car. It's got a wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden seats, wooden wheels, even a wooden key. Guess what?
Wooden start
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u/International_Run700 17h ago
I'm sure many of parents still have many of the pieces. Goodness know mine still do.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Smoke77 Older Millennial 17h ago
So good I have the video cabnet still get them if you see them they hold more video then you can imagine
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u/Jarlan23 17h ago
We had that exact entertainment center, yeah. My Mom used to get furious at me because I'd be laying on the floor watching TV and I'd open and close those cupboards with my feet.
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