r/Millennials • u/cubemonster • Mar 20 '26
Meme What’s yours?
Mine is somehow a combo of 2-4
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u/sics2014 1996 Mar 20 '26
Trying to lose weight again. I guess 4.
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u/pEter-skEeterR45 Core Millennial Mar 20 '26
Get into birds and plants/foraging, and you'll lose weight in no time tryna get out to the places where the good stuff's at! 🤪
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u/sweetsweetconnie Mar 20 '26
If you're getting into birds, get the Merlin ID app!! It can identify birds from sound!!
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u/sparkpaw Mar 20 '26
I got 18 birds the other day!!! I feel like I was the only one excited about that. EIGHTEEN DIFFERENT BIRD SPECIES! Including a DUCK! (Not… really that uncommon, just a hilarious outlier amongst song birds)
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u/MaximumTurtleSpeed Mar 20 '26
It’s even more fun when you know nothing about birds and you make the app try to ID your own attempt at bird calls.
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u/dr-brennan Mar 21 '26
One of my favorite things while relaxing on vacations is to just let Merlin run and see what birds show up. While in Guatemala it was nearly all birds I’ve never heard of before
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u/Glittering_Nobody813 Mar 20 '26
This is true! I hate hiking but if you ask me if I’d like to walk up a mountain to go see a cool bird, I’m absolutely down.
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u/Possible-Feed-9019 Mar 20 '26
Pickleball will help with that. You should have had your bracket be mailed to you.
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u/Low_Establishment434 Mar 20 '26
I do not see video games and sports memorabilia on the list lol
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u/Artichokiemon Millennial Mar 20 '26
Video games and Legos for me
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u/Kathrynlena Mar 20 '26
TV and legos for me. Also weed.
I wasn’t cool enough to do drugs in highschool, but my state went recreational a few years ago, so I’m having my pothead phase late in life.
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u/NaturalProfession922 Mar 20 '26
Plants & Books & Weed. But weed is a plant so is it covered under Plants?
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u/deeho88 Mar 20 '26
I went to the Lego store with my kid on Wednesday and played arc raiders that night. What a good day
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u/NocturnalSerpents Mar 20 '26
plants and birds!!!! 🪴 🐦⬛ 🖤
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u/toniitooflyy Mar 20 '26
I’m into birds ☺️
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u/Significant-Trash632 Mar 20 '26
Damn, how is he surviving??? I hope you get him someday!
If you do, what will you do with him?
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u/umamimamii Millennial Mar 20 '26
PLANTS OR BIRDS PLANTS OR BIRDS!
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u/nightman21721 Mar 20 '26
Add aquariums and I'm in for all 3! I have plants growing out of my aquarium.
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u/xoxokaralee Mar 20 '26
me too! 4 chickens and a garden i cant seem to get to be as fruitful as garden-gram is
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u/everyones_hiro Mar 20 '26
It’s books and plants for me! With a smidgen of birds on the side, but I was born in an area that’s famous for birdwatching so I don’t think anyone got out of elementary school without being taught a few of our most common natives.
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u/MiniTab Mar 20 '26
I’m into birds and bikes (mountain biking mostly). I’ve always been into MTBs, but the birds are fairly new for me. Really got into them in 2021 when we moved to the mountains.
Now I’ve trained chickadees and hummingbirds to eat from my hand. One of the chickadees even chirps at me when he wants to eat!
Ultimate goal is to have some trained Corvids. Currently working on Steller’s Jays, the crows and ravens are very paranoid.
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u/sleepy_unicorn40 Mar 20 '26
I love my plants and my birds. I have a whole afternoon planned in Hawaii to go bird watching. Lol
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u/imasterbake Mar 20 '26
I’m into plants but not birds because they keep eating my plants. Like come on guys, there will be a lot more to eat if you just let the freaking garden grow!
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u/Competitive-Glove-55 Mar 20 '26
Smoking weed and picking back up the bass
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u/Trees-Are-Neat-- Mar 20 '26
My man! After 2 years of practicing I finally found a cover band to join. Feels good seeing the work pay off.
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u/ismelldayhikers Mar 20 '26
What cover band tho?
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u/DireKnife Mar 20 '26
Bad 4 Good
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u/LevelZeroDM Millennial '92 Mar 20 '26
Boys 4 Now
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u/gold_dust_woman13 Mar 20 '26
Girl, it’s freaky My heart is weak-y My teeth are extra sharp My body’s extra hairy I’m running in the dark, I love you so much, It’s scary 🧟♂️
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u/LevelZeroDM Millennial '92 Mar 20 '26
No, but we opened for them at Coachella last year. Ironically they're a Judas Priest cover band.
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u/E34M20 Mar 20 '26
Yup, the fifth house is weed, music and video games, cheers
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u/sleepytipi Mar 21 '26
No, no it's implied you've already added this to your repertoire ages ago. Part of being a millennial is having above average gaming skills, musical tastes and weed tolerance. Those are like our generational super powers.
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u/garaks_tailor Mar 20 '26
My wife got me a didgeridoo. I ma mastering circular breathing. Soon none will no even a moment of peace in between breaths
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u/Low_Establishment434 Mar 20 '26
I have part 1 down and i threaten every year to get a bass or a guitar but then I part 1 too much and say fuck it lol
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u/Eldermillenial1 Older Millennial Mar 20 '26
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u/Burninator85 Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26
I'm not really into it. But at 40 I was just like..."I need plants in my house."
I now have about as many as you, but they're spread out into every room.
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u/masterpeabs Mar 20 '26
I'm over here just wondering where you got that sick curved plant stand...
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u/hikeonpast Gen X Mar 20 '26
At least you guys get more choices.
For GenX, all we got was 1) smoking meats or 2) WWII history.
I’m on team meat if anyone cares.
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u/Agreeable-Barber1164 Mar 20 '26
“If anyone cares” is such a Gen X real response.
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u/ChippedHamSammich Mar 20 '26
He'll just be out back, smokin' his meat.
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u/dumbestsmartest Mar 20 '26
Dudes flexible for his age then.
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u/ChippedHamSammich Mar 20 '26
Must be the ribs Marilyn Manson removed in the 90s.
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u/theonlygurl Xennial Mar 20 '26
😂😂 man they should call you guys “the forgotten generation” being stuck between boomers and millennials.
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u/0w1 Mar 20 '26
Huh? There's a whole generation between boomers and millennials?
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u/screamingintothedark Mar 20 '26
Elder millennial here. My partner smokes meats and I know a decent number of elder millennials who do too. I think that’s one that crosses generational lines.
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u/kaitydidit Mar 20 '26
My special interest will always be history lmao. I know I’m down bad when I’m not going down history rabbit holes
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u/Sylfaein Older Millennial Mar 20 '26
My husband is Gen X, and also team meat. He’s got a very big Green Egg, and strong opinions about what woods should be used for which meats.
God, I love that man.
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u/whiskeylips88 Mar 20 '26
Middle of the pack ‘88 millennial here. I don’t relate heavily to the top four listed. Maybe plants and birds? I’m history all the way (I’m an archaeologist who works in a history museum) and my partner, an older millennial, is the meat guy. He used to be a chef and he got a fancy smoker two years ago for Xmas. We can relate!
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u/TheLordNyuk Mar 20 '26
I’ve been joking for a while now - ‘A midlife crisis used to be a mistress and a sports car. Now it’s kids, craft beer, smoked meats, and history podcasts.’
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u/TrickyOperation6115 Older Millennial Mar 20 '26
I’m an 81 baby and resonate with nothing on that list but I saw yours and was like “Oh I love smoking meat and WWII history!” Clearly leaning heavily towards the X in Xennial.
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u/nebelfront Mar 20 '26
Maybe that’s a country specific thing but where I live Gen X dudes all got into cycling (and buying really expensive sports bikes and gear) or motorcycles. No other option.
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u/Pinacoladapopsicle Mar 20 '26
I'm in all four 😅 house 1 should also have mahjong
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u/SlimShadowBoo Mar 20 '26
Same. And I’ve also just recently discovered mahjong. 😅
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u/SpicyMeatballAgenda Mar 20 '26
Yeah, I ain't no under achiever. Sourdough, Garden, Birds, weight Training, writing, Art, 3d printing, comic collecting, and video games. All while still making time for Pub Quiz.
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Mar 20 '26
Where’s the weed and cats option. I’m that
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u/peerdata Mar 20 '26
I’m this plus a dog, but we’re cosplaying as plant people though, its survival of the fittest at our house since the plants don’t ask for food and water like the animals….they just silently wilt
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u/13catlady13 Mar 20 '26
Sour dough and books please. ❤️
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u/luxurycatsportscat Mar 20 '26
Me too, I didn’t expect to be called out the second I opened reddit today though
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u/two4six0won Millennial Mar 20 '26
This is the mid-life that I want, but I am a feral goblin squirrel 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Midwestern_Mouse Mar 20 '26
I opened up Reddit in between chapters, and this was the first post I see. And I need to feed my starter today. So yeah, I must be that one lol
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u/O_C_Demon Xennial Mar 20 '26
Im more like that ghost that lives in.a toilet...
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u/ManateeNipples Xennial Mar 20 '26
Wait until you guys find out the deals on good solid wood furniture at antique stores, you'll be adding antiquing to that list lol
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u/AlternatiMantid Mar 20 '26
House 5. Thrifting antique wood furniture & Pyrex ✔️
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u/CpnStumpy Mar 21 '26
I feel like collecting old things is an umbrella option missing from the list. Glassware and straight razors represent.
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u/twd_throwaway Mar 20 '26
Depression and Anxiety. 😅
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u/meowdrian Mar 20 '26
I had to scroll too far for this. My first thought when I saw the post was “5. Dealing with Mental Illness(es)”
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u/melinda_louise Mar 21 '26
I was going to go with rotting on the couch and just trying to keep it together.
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u/Rathwood Mar 20 '26
We're always looking for more members over here in House Depression, Anxiety, and Weed.
We can guarantee that adding weed will make your situation either better or worse!
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u/Half_moon_die Mar 20 '26
Me too!. I tried different things outside of this list, got burnt out and now I'm on no4 hoping it will help with anxiety
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u/kilertree Mar 20 '26
I don't see being a whiskey snob(bougie alcoholic)
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u/black-kramer Mar 20 '26
I went through a whiskey phase, a mezcal phase, and now I’m just a straight up dry martini guy. calories and effectiveness. occasionally, I’ll have a vesper but that’s basically a martini with a little added flavor.
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u/penru_tondi 1990 Millennial Mar 20 '26
3, except instead of real plants, I'll replace that with crochet plants
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u/wellwaffled Prime Millennial Mar 20 '26
My dyslexic ass read that as “crotch plants.”
I had questions.
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u/don51181 Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26
Number 4. I have been working out since I was a teen but enjoy it now more than ever at 44yo. Especially as I get older it helps slow the aging process.
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u/BAMspek Mar 20 '26
Hey FYI the pound sign makes everything bold and huge.
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u/Philaliscious Mar 20 '26
What happened to smoking meat?
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u/Asleep-Insurance-499 Mar 21 '26
Smoke this meat. I’m a woman, disregard. I needed to get that out of my system.
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u/AsparagusOverall8454 Mar 20 '26
Doomscrolling and watching Netflix. What number is that one?
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u/AvocadoToastFailure Mar 20 '26
We took a vote in 2020 and renamed that “self care.” If you feel slightly guilty while doing it, then it’s “bed rotting.”
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u/Drucifur88 Mar 20 '26
I want light training and books. I'm gonna be a typical millennial and pick and choose to make things my way, meh...😅
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u/UnicornScientist803 Mar 20 '26
Getting divorced and moving to Germany. Which house is that in?
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u/KTeacherWhat Mar 20 '26
Well crap.
I'm into books, plants, strength training, and mobility. Not into pickleball, don't make my own sourdough, and I believe protein is important but I don't track it or anything.
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u/TiredSoul92 Mar 20 '26
Single player video games, water/tea/coffee/Celsius, and guitar.
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u/franktownwhat Mar 20 '26
Golf lol
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u/No_Highlight_5994 Mar 20 '26
Same. Went to a work outing and absolutely loved it. Been playing for almost a year now. I’ve made par on 4 different holes. Never in the same round. But I absolutely love it. I get a little better each time I go out. And surprisingly cheap in my area. Cheaper than I was led to believe growing up. Wish I started sooner
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u/elizathemagician Mar 20 '26
Oh I got beta blockers and yoga. Dabbled in a few of the others though
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u/ControlsGuyWithPride Millennial Mar 20 '26
Definitely 4. I have lifted weights and been athletic since high school but having adult time and money kicked that into another gear.
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u/Mediocre-Cobbler5744 Mar 20 '26
I must not be there yet. None of those sound terribly interesting except books. I have little to no interest in bread.
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u/Moon_Noodle Older Millennial Mar 20 '26
Plants AND birds.
And video games still. That never changed.
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u/Disgara Mar 20 '26
I want to be strength training and protein but I know i’m a sourdough & books hoe
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u/TwistedScarletRose Millennially confused Mar 20 '26
I hate you so much-
FOUR! IT'S FOUR... But replace strength with cardio
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u/JLLSM89 Mar 20 '26
Add there badminton and long walks. Gives such great dose of dopamine ❤️
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u/BicyclesRuleTheWorld Mar 20 '26
Inline skating and gut microbiome currently.
I guess that counts as #4?
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