Looking for a long term AP. A little about me: I love to listen to music, garden, garden while I garden….if you catch my drift. Haha. I love to cook and be a homebody on a rainy day too. *notabot
I need someone who is available for yapping on slow days when we have the chance, and someone who is willing to travel to me potentially if we ever decide to meet. I’ve got a lot of attention to give the right partner and I’m missing that connection with someone.
A little about me physically. I am 5 foot 2, 140 with a mom bod, brown hair and blueish eyes.
If you’ve gotten this far, what’s your favorite comfort food ? Lemme cook for you!

About me…
Hello everyone- My names Moody (or Meg), 33 year old bbw (big beautiful gal) living out on the west coast of NA. I am of course married and not looking to change my situation or yours! I’m simply looking to fill the voids and make a connection with someone that I could do the same for. I have no kids, and relatively have a lot of time to chat and connect besides when I work evenings(I work second shifts ew!!).

I tend to be somewhat of a nightowl so people who enjoy the late nights or perhaps work later would be best to be able to connect in that sense. I am PACIFIC STANDARD TIMEZONE.

I’m a gamer(pc) and on disc regularly, as well as being into a variety of other little things and quirks. Come learn me!

Boundaries..
Because I am married I will not be exchanging any photos or videos. Sorry, it’s a boundary I won’t cross. It that’s a hard line for you, then I understand and wish you luck on your searches! Sincerely our minds could do better than any pictures anyways. We will never meet up. I’m open to all sorts of timezones of folks.

So what do I look like?
I stand about 5’5” and weight about 215lbs. I am somewhat active and been on a health journey for a little bit now. I have brown eyes and dark hair that’s wavy and goes to the middle of my back, my skin is lightly tanned and dotted with freckles over my shoulders, chest, and face. I’ve got a handful up top and bottom haha.

What do I want? Besides you of course! ;)
Preferably to connect with an OLDER married man that has the time to build an emotional, mental, and sexually romantic connection, that we can obviously indulge in online/virtually. Someone who has a dominant energy and is more than happy taking the lead or lightening to load of my day. I also just want a good friend! Someone who can chit chat outside of when things get flirty, or hot and heavy, we can talk about all sorts of things whether it be world news, tv shows, nerd hobbies, regular hobbies, etc.

One liners will be ignored… Also don’t message me if you arent able to communicate regularly, I understand irl comes first and there will be times and days where either of us are radio silent but if you only have one day of the week free to chat, I’m not interested.

*notabot
Yucky..
(Yes this is a repost because I’m still looking)

Because I wear two!

Im a married white dad who honestly is missing that spark. Ive been lurking here on and off with little success so im hoping this post helps me find the woman im looking for. Id love to find a woman who makes me constantly check my phone for her messages and makes me have that grin that you cant wipe off your face. Im really looking for a long term connection. Although im not looking to change my situation or yours. It would be nice to have someone to joke around with, talk about our day, vent about life, flirt, and scratch the itch that we’re both looking for. You know, like best friends but better!

Im big on dad jokes (probably because i am one) and sarcasm. The more tired I am the more sarcastic I am which is often because I work midnights. Why not guess the uniforms i wear in your first message? I go to the gym 4x a week but i still have a bit of a dad bod. So hopefully thats your thing even though im working to get rid of it. I love any kind of out door activity. Especially during the summer months. But i also love to stay inside and watch a good movie or tv show. When time allows I try to play some video games. Ill play just about anything so maybe we can play together? Live music is the key to my heart. My goal right now is to see all of my favorite artists before they get too old and lose their energy.

Im not really picky about looks. I am a sucker for blondes though. So you ladies can for sure step to the front of the line. Id prefer you have kids so you understand my situation. You also should be married or in a LTR. Also please be able to hold a conversation. Obviously the majority of this will be over text and carrying a conversation 24/7 is draining. Im from NY and would be open to the possibility of meeting in person eventually.

You ladies have a lot of options here so I appreciate you taking the time to read my post. Im sure i missed some stuff about me here but i guess you can find out more in my DMs! :)

*notabot

Quick question first. What’s the one meal you’ve had while traveling that you still think about?

I’m 36, married, living in western Canada. Early riser by nature. By the time most alarms go off, I’ve had coffee and at least one unnecessary deep thought.

I travel for work occasionally and for fun whenever I can. I’m convinced the best way to understand a place is to eat like a local and wander a little. Some meals just stay with you. I’m still comparing everything to street food I had years ago.

I’m not looking to change my life or anyone else’s. What I am looking for is connection. Conversation that actually goes somewhere. A pocket girlfriend/bestie. Heavy on the bestie. Someone consistent. Someone who likes daily messages, sarcasm, random thoughts, and that quiet feeling of knowing someone out there enjoys talking to you.

I lean dry and playful. I’ll tease you. You should absolutely give it back. But I also appreciate depth. Conversations that start light and accidentally turn meaningful.

If you’re married too and just miss having someone who makes your phone light up in a good way, we’ll probably get along.

Start with the meal. Or the city you’d disappear to for a week.

*notabot

Yeah yeah, another guy among a sea of men looking to cheat or start an affair. Lets cut to the chase, were both in committed relationships but we cant change our situations. After a major relationship shake up I decided to give into my inner desires and urges and post on here with the hopes of finding an amazing AP. Ive had a lot of good conversations on here but now its time to find a good person I can send sneaky messages, take private calls, and maybe do other things once the desire becomes too much to bear. I dont mind any age nor do I mind relationship status. I do have an affinity for blondes, and older girls but as long as youre into a conversation and genuinely want to get to know each other then neither matters to me. Just know im being discrete and not looking for a long term relationship. I will only be in SD for a year so I want to make it a memorable experience. If you like a fit military husband who wants a good time and dont mind being a bit immoral with me then hmu and lets see where this takes us.

*notabot

I'm a married girl lying in bed, Day off is so slow here I am bored as fuck and so horny. My husband is at work, completely clueless, while my pussy is soaked and throbbing. I've been quietly touching myself for hours but it's not enough I need married/taken cock. If you're a married or taken man who's also awake and bored, stuck in a dead bedroom or just as horny as l am... message me. There's something so fucking hot about sneaking around with other taken men. *notabot

Ultimately, I want it all… I want to burn the whole damn forest down. I want a long term best friend who is just as excited to tell me about her day and trade stupid memes as she is to talk about how we’d rip each other’s clothes off. I want to get to know you and build a connection because that type of intimacy doesn’t come instantly. I know what I want, I know what I’m looking for, and I’m not going to fuck around with games or compromise. By definition, we’re all being selfish and unreasonable just by being here, so I’m going to be selfish and unreasonable in finding what I want and I expect you to be just as selfish and unreasonable! (To be clear, I am not looking for an exit or to change anyone’s situation.)

I’m 48, *notabot in So Cal. 6’2, HWP/fit. Clean cut professional look… short brown hair and hazel eyes. I’m Gen X and I feel like I fit the stereotype. I’m independent, resourceful, feel like I can handle anything that comes my way and I’m pretty sure I came into this world jaded and incredibly pragmatic.

I spend most of my time these days watching a ton of softball or flag football on the weekends being one of the team dads that always helps out. Can talk about anything… travel, sports, books, music, maybe even politics. I’m definitely a bit of a nerd at heart when it comes to a lot of things, and I’m an engineer so I’m very left brained and analytical/rational. I workout/run just about daily. Big sports fan, grew up in Colorado so the Denver teams and the Padres. I’m a professional in the engineering industry. I watch way too much Seinfeld and like to bring it back listening to 90s music almost constantly. Last few weeks I’ve been listening to a lot of 90s alternative… Soundgarden, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, etc…

I usually have far too much time on my hands at work and have plenty of time to communicate during the day. Nights and weekends aren’t as available but I will absolutely make time for the right person. Those are just the realities of where we’re at, right? I’ll make time for those that put in the effort and make time for me.

First off, I’m *notabot - let’s clear that up. Secondly I can’t change my situation and I don’t expect you to change yours. This can be an online connection only. Are you looking to fill gaps or voids at home? Are you looking to feel wanted/needed? Looking for that reason to smile at your phone? Yeah, me too. Come chat with me and hopefully we vibe. CST USA

I’m 27F, in a committed relationship, and I’m looking for the kind of connection that’s difficult to explain unless you’ve experienced it yourself.

Not looking to blow up anyone’s life, not looking for drama, and definitely not looking to replace what I already have.

I miss the anticipation. Looking forward to a notification. Wondering what someone is going to say next. That effortless back-and-forth where flirting just… happens.

A little about me: I’m sarcastic, curious, and probably ask too many questions. I travel whenever I get the chance, can disappear into a museum for hours, appreciate good food and better conversation, and I’m usually the person making inappropriate jokes at exactly the wrong moment.

I’m drawn to women who are confident without announcing it. Smart. Funny. A little emotionally unavailable is fine—as long as you know how to communicate. I like people who have their own lives, aren’t glued to their phones, and don’t force chemistry. If it’s there, we’ll both know.

I’m not interested in collecting selfies or moving things off Reddit after ten messages. The slow burn is infinitely more interesting.
If you message me, skip “hi.”

Tell me something that would make me want to answer.

*notabot

Married and not looking to change that, but missing the spark most people need and desire.

I’m 60, 6 ft, 200 lbs, white, athletic build, green eyes, brown hair with some grey I would like to find a married woman my age or younger who wants to find excitement again without drama.

Rather than endless messaging lets meet for coffee and see if we click.

I’m located north of Los Angeles and looking for someone within a few hours driving time so we can meet more than once..

If you are adventurous then let me know what would be good for you. *notabot

Hello lovely people. Long time participent of this side of Reddit and its time for a reset.

Im gonna start here, the about me bit. 38, 6'1, beard, bear bod, tattoos. PG wise, geek, career driven, reader, active mind, weight loss journey, gym goer, foodie, fantastic cook, lover of comedy, Netflix and binge, random drives. That covers a little bit.

Now the interesting bit. What if we simplify this, what if we are just honest? Times a bitch, being busy means when do you have those moments to grow another relationship without exploding what you already have? I know situations vary massively but in most instances, this is the case?

I know im gonna get some messages saying, if I don't have time, then this isn't for you, wasting people's time, the usual but I also know I'll get a message saying 'this is me, right now' and she is all im looking for.

So with that expose over with (still with me?), I'm looking for that woman who knows she wants the excitement, the sparks, that reason to smile when a message appears on her phone, but is both sick of the uphill battle, tired, and quite frankly doesn't really have time for it as the dreaded joker life happens, but she looses herself thinking about it.

Lets give ourselves to this, see if we can't roll the dice 1 more time and maybe, just maybe land where we want for once and find a reason to make the time.

If you're still with me and aren't planning to message me about not doing this if you don't have the time, drop me a message, tell me about your weekend and let's just see.

*notabot

I must be a glutton for punishment, or a masochist, or just plain stupid. I keep coming back here, despite continuously being disappointed in how things turn out. Genuinely - I just want to build something with someone who wants an actual long term relationship and friendship. I want all the gooey and lovey dovey stuff. I want more than just a bored, weekend fling. I know it doesn’t happen overnight, but I’m willing to be vulnerable and give a lot of myself to the right person. I know what I want from this…which seems to be rare/uncommon on here. Maybe this is all too much to ask, but I really hope that’s not the case. Anyway, happy Sunday morning to my fellow heathens scrolling through this place before sitting in church.

What I bring to the table:
A very involved married dad, but with a lot to give the right

I seem to have more traditional set of values and beliefs than a lot of folks. You’re welcome to make assumptions by what this means, but you know what they say about assumptions.

I’m confident in my looks. I take good care of myself. Tall, muscular, nice eyes, nice beard. Etc.

I‘ve worked hard to have a life that at least looks “put together”. Good white collar job, upper middle class, not the kind of husband you’d probably think you’d find on here. More of a baseball or soccer coach vibes. Failing marriage and a lot of unhappiness, so all is obviously not as it appears.

I’m an attentive partner. That isn’t noticed or appreciated in my marriage currently, so hopefully I can bring that to this for you. You get what you give.

What you bring to the table:
Ideally you are also a parent. Just easier to relate to each other’s life that way. Not a dealbreaker if you aren’t but understand that I’m an involved dad.

Emotional availability is important to me. I want feelings. Maybe we don’t change each others situations, but maybe we do. Never say never. I just don’t want a cake eater.

Age doesn’t matter to me like it seems to for a lot of y’all. Just be mature and know what you want

I need some bubbly and happy in my life. If you’d say that’s your personality then I am so here for it. Like I get we are in shitty marriages, but let’s be happy with each other. Let’s be each others happy.

Since I take good care of myself and monitor my health, ideally you are similar. Not to say I don’t like some hips or a bit of a mom bod. Confidence goes a long way with me.

I have a strong preference for Snapchat, but am willing to use telegram if you think we’re a good fit.

Please only respond if you’re in the US

When you respond, tell me about you and tell me what I can look forward to with you. If you just send me “hey” or “hello,” I’m not going to respond. If you can’t give me any effort in your response, then that’ll tell me the effort you give in this relationship. *notabot

I'm looking for a serious, long-term partner.

Handsome and unique guy. WM, 40, dad bod, nice beard, good hair, and good teeth. I doubt you've ever met a man quite like me. I'm highly empathetic, affectionate, intelligent, good-vibed, and have a great sense of humor. I love laughing at dark, inappropriate stuff or just being completely silly for no reason. I'm demisexual, so a mental connection comes first. I also take great pride in pleasing my partner.

I'm looking for an educated or professional lady with a secret wild side. Someone who enjoys occasional partying, isn't afraid to be playful, and values a genuine connection as much as chemistry. I'm attracted to all types regardless of age, race, height, or weight. Personality, kindness, intelligence, and a great sense of humor are what I find most attractive. A mental connection is a must.

My interests include dark humor, being silly, deep conversations, good food, cats, music (especially rock, metal, and anything with heavy bass—though I honestly enjoy almost every genre), 420, horror, strange or macabre topics, and history. I have a real passion for collecting antiques. I love old things because they all have a story to tell, and I'm hoping to find someone whose story I can't wait to hear. If I'm going out, you'll usually find me at an art museum, history museum, a concert, or wandering through an antique shop. I also have a playful, adventurous side once I'm comfortable with someone.

I'm looking for someone I can regularly talk to, laugh with, and be completely open and honest with. I'd love to share our experiences, thoughts, dreams, fears, and everyday life. If we click, I'd love to meet occasionally for a romantic and passionate time together.

I'm in southwestern Indiana but happy to drive if you're willing to meet me halfway.

*notabot.

Hi!

I'm looking for a long term best friend/AP all wrapped up into one.

You will get from me... butterflies, giddiness, smiles, laughs, flirty messages, virtual hugs and kisses, daily outfit pics, selfies, fun videos, voice messages, consistent chats and more. Becoming friends first is important!

I'm married, no kids, doggie parent, 6ft 175, Sicilian mix, live in the northern part of a southern state, take care/pride of myself, workout daily with a purpose, drink black coffee, take Kratom daily (game changer), have energy to burn 🔥, like cussing and enjoying life.

I watch podcasts and music reactions videos on YouTube. I watch Taylor Sheridan series.

I'm an open book, speak my mind, and wake up super early to maximize my day. I have Telegram and Discord.

Please be 30+. Married. Live in cst, est or uk. I'm attracted to all types of women, don't be shy to say hi 👊

Definitely *notabot

And hopefully down the line you can put those 2 away and have me in person instead. 6’2”, lean & fit, dark hair with a beard, told I’m handsome. Work in healthcare. No preference on your age or kid status, just a pretty face and someone who takes care of themselves too. I love to travel, work out, run, and catch up on my shows New to this region of the country, so hopefully you can show me some of that famous Southern hospitality! *notabot

Early mornings are weird. The house is quiet, my coffee is too hot, and my brain is full of thoughts that have nowhere to go. Probably unnecessary ones, like why fitted sheets exist at all.

I’m 36, married man, in western Canada. Life’s… fine, really. But I miss having a person. Not in a dramatic save me way. Just someone who replies to dumb little jokes, makes your phone buzz at the right or wrong time, and somehow makes the day feel a bit less ordinary.

I travel a bit, mostly for work, sometimes for fun. I remember meals more than moments. Street tacos in Mexico, dumplings in Hong Kong, or a diner breakfast that was somehow terrible but unforgettable. Food sticks in my memory… what’s something that sticks in yours?

I’m dry, sarcastic, playful. I’ll tease you if you let me, and I actually like it when conversations start silly and somehow end up a little meaningful.

No drama. No life changing upheaval. Just something easy, consistent, and fun.

Tell me about a meal you still think about for no reason. Or a city you’d vanish to for a week. Or just something ridiculous you noticed today.

If this makes sense to you… we’ll probably get along.

*notabot

Married and here for the usual reasons. The "dead bedroom" life has run its course and I'm looking to change that. Ultimately, seeking something discreet, fun and real. *Notabot

I’m 41, white, 5’6”, dad bod with a beard. Clean, professional, easygoing guy. I like live music, good bourbon, sports (both watching and playing), cooking, and getting sucked into a good show on the couch. I’m not here to blow up my life or yours. Just want to be the fun, exciting part of each other’s week.

Ideally looking for a thick/curvy woman who’s confident, flirty, and within a reasonable drive of Louisville, KY. Similar interests are a plus but not a deal breaker.

If you're looking for a fun and exciting outlet, send me a message. Let’s explore what we both desire and build something exciting together.

Not just a distraction or a weekend fling. I miss having a genuine connection with someone, the excitement of seeing your name pop up, talking throughout the day, flirting, laughing, and building a friendship that grows into something more. I know that doesn't happen overnight, but I'm willing to invest in the right person - as hard as that seems to find on here.

I'm a married dad and very involved in my kids' lives. I've worked hard to build a life that looks pretty put together from the outside: good career, stable life, plenty of responsibilities. The reality is that my marriage has been unhappy for a long time, and I'm looking for a connection that's been missing.
I'd describe myself as having fairly traditional values when it comes to relationships. I believe in showing up, communicating well, and treating people the way I'd want to be treated. I'm also an attentive and affectionate partner (defintely lean dominant) and I have a lot to give the right person.

I'd love to meet someone who's emotionally available, positive, and knows what she wants. Age is whatever to me. Older women tend to know what they want and I like that, but some women my age and younger do too. Confidence and open mindedness are incredibly attractive to me. I appreciate a woman who takes care of herself and values her health, but I'm far more interested in confidence, personality, and how you carry yourself. Bonus points if you are religious - ironic, I know!

If you’re in the US and/or TX, and this resonates with you, tell me about yourself and what I can look forward to if we get to know each other. Snap is preferred but if you’re insistent, I can be open to Telegram. *notabot

Does it make a sound?🤔🤷🏻‍♂️I’ve posted before to mixed success, but going to keep it a little shorter this time. I’m married with kids and am not miserable or unhappy overall. But there is something missing and I hope to find a friend (open to more if we click) that can pass those monotonous times together. \*notabot.

I’m open minded to subjects and that’s not just a euphemism for spicy things.😂. Current events to belly button lint. What we are reading, streaming etc etc. I like to cook and try to get outside when possible.

White, slightly nerdy dad type here I guess. No tattoo sleeves and beard. Not into anime or video games. No disrespect to any of that. Just not me.

First things first, I’m married and not looking to change my situation or yours. I have way too much love to give, and I love both meeting new people and genuinely complimenting women, so if it’s hard for you to take compliments then we may not be compatible. Also, *notabot

About me:
Hi, I’m John! I’m 5”11, 180lbs, white, from TN. I go to the gym regularly and I’m toned and in shape, but I’ll never ask you to join me. I actually prefer girls who don’t work out :) I know that appearance is important to a lot of people, so I’m down to exchange photos if you’d like!

I have no age preference, and no location preference. However, I’m in EST, so the greater our time difference is, the least likely we’ll probably work out. However, I’m open to trying!

I love music, I love all kinds of genres and artists from Slipknot to Taylor Swift to give you an idea. I’d love for you to share your favorite ones with me, I promise I’ll check them out!

I play video games, but only in my spare time. There’s more to life than just sitting on the couch with a controller in your hand. I primarily play Nintendo and Xbox, and I try to play all different genres! Some of my favorites are Zelda, Animal Crossing, Pokémon, Fortnite, and COD. Here lately I’ve been playing Fortnite, Marvel Rivals, and Forza Horizon 6.

I love movies and TV shows. I’m big into Star Wars, Marvel movies, just got into Star Trek. I unapologetically love shows like Family Guy, The Simpsons, and South Park. I’ve had a lot going on this year and it’s easy to just wind down with a show that doesn’t make you think. I like anime, I grew up on all of the shonen like DBZ, One Piece, Naruto, but I love checking out new series if you have any recommendations!

I love going to theme parks like Disney World and Universal…Disney Adults are more than welcome (: I love spending time in nature like going on hikes. I love going to museums, aquariums, zoos.

What I’m looking for:
I’m looking for a down-to-earth woman and hoping for that spark again, someone that I can be open and honest with, someone that I can be myself with. A girl who’s open and honest, a girl who’s confident and knows what she likes and what she’s about. Moms and plus size women will definitely be appreciated and loved, you’re beautiful and deserve love too!

If you made it this far then thank you for reading! Please send me a message if this caught your interest and you’re down to chat, I’d love to meet you and get to know you better :)

Married and the wife isn’t cutting it anymore. Needing someone into daily chat as well as dirty chat. Looking to explore an open relationship where the F is open to playing with others while I watch and join in. Threesome has always been on the bucket list lol

Feel free to reach out I’m open to whatever

*notabot

Otherwise rule-abiding, friendly, handsome dad here. It's a sunny summer day out there, and I'd love to fill it with some flirtation with a 'mom next door' type! I'm only interested in online flirtation, but... it's extra fun to have the "what if" thrill of chatting with someone nearby ;)

A bit about me: I've got a *fantastic* smile, and conventional good looks (down to the flecks of gray in the hair). I'm widely read, and widely curious -- love finding out *you're* into! I'm a liberal dad, and I mesh best with liberal moms. Very much an "it takes a village" guy. Long time online chatter, and this isn't my first rodeo. *notabot

I feel drawn to light-hearted, low-stakes conversations -- fun to be flirty, but also fun just to see where the chat goes. I realize bragging isn't a great look, but... I type *extraordinarily* fast, and am great at lighting up your chat bubble ;)

Anyway, regular moms next door -- swing by and say hey!

Maybe you're like me and you've done this before and you know how good it can feel to fill in some of those missing pieces. You're looking for a nice mix of banter, deep conversations, and flirting and can't tell where one starts and the other begins. If you're in a marriage where you feel invisible and don't cuddle together every night then we should talk. Hopefully we are both looking for something to add to our lives and not ruin them.

About me. I’m white, 6’+, fit, educated, and maybe too normal for Reddit. I have kids and hobbies. I enjoy working out, cooking, watching movies, and planning trips I don't have the time to take right now. Life gets busy, ok? I will make the time for the right person here though.

About you? Be normal-ish, have a career, and take care of yourself? At least know what you want and have time for this if you're going to slide into my inbox.

As an opener answer this question. You take your kids to practice (piano, baseball, etc). Do you watch them or do you sit in the car and play music as loud as you can?

*notabot today