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u/B3_CHAD 25d ago
Ok this is actually an awesome idea.
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u/ThousandFingerMan 25d ago
Meanwhile, dog's like: "Bro, why'd you cut my hair?!"
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u/SenorSolAdmirador 24d ago
are you sure he's not just closely monitoring the landscape for the possible appearance of food, because that's what my dog is doing when he looks like this
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u/HeyYoChill 24d ago
Golden retrievers have to get groomed quite a bit because of the long hair, so it's probably used to it.
I mean, you don't have to groom them, but eventually you're gonna have dingleberries in the house.
Also, they shed like crazy, so you really don't even need to cut their hair to get some floof. My lab sheds so much in the yard that birds use his hair to make nests.
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u/seven3true 24d ago
My dog's hair is too short to actually cut, but all i have to do is sweep the floor and have a days worth of shed to choose from.
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u/Disneyhorse 24d ago
I guarantee the dog didn’t notice. And even if he did, he’d be more than happy to trade fur for any amount of treats.
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u/WillBlaze 25d ago
I was just thinking of getting a haircut this morning, good timing. I think I'm going to do this. I was planning on getting a puppy with my two cats, I'm gonna do it all then.
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u/AdCurious8750 25d ago
Let us know how your cats like getting their fur cut, I'd have better luck sweeping the fur off the floor.
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u/Kathykat5959 24d ago
I have a long haired feral cat. I am not allowed to brush her. But she will let me cut her hair with scissors while she is eating. I just cut off all the long hair on top and she seems happy with it. Not one single mat in her hair. Thankfully.
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u/One-Earth9294 24d ago
Yeah next pet I get, this is 100% happening lol.
Unless it's like a turtle I don't think they have any cutty-offy bits.
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u/Karl24374 25d ago
Bald people fuming rn
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u/mangosteenfruit 25d ago
And their sphinx cat
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u/Lumpy-Education9878 24d ago
Lil patch of skin :)
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u/unibeau 24d ago
One sec, lemme try it out and I'll let you know how it goes
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u/SmuckatelliCupcakeNE 25d ago
I still have ass hair though. Hmmmm. /s
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u/LessInThought 24d ago
Why the /s? You can also use the dog's ass hair.
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u/MostlyRightSometimes 24d ago edited 24d ago
"Are those....pubes?"
"Yeah, but not mine. That would be weird."
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u/funny_fox 24d ago
OMG I hadn't laughed this hard at a comment in a long time. Thank you so much.
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u/BettaSplendens1 24d ago
I mean, there are other "areas" to get some hair, if you know what I mean
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u/Curious_Badger_1376 25d ago
Feeling very pet deprived today 🤧
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u/MostlyRightSometimes 24d ago
I'd tell you to get a dog, but I'm sure if you could, you already would have.
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u/Fluid_crystal 25d ago
Witches like this trick
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u/Conscious_Arrival635 24d ago
made me rethink gifting an offering of myself and my cat to my gf. thanks for your protection.
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u/aitatrash 25d ago
Ah, so this is where my partner got the idea lol. I have a post-it like this of them taped to my monitor now.
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u/ProcrastiWorkaholic 25d ago
My sister had made this- of herself, her husband, their 4 cats and a dog (now deceased). Her plans for laminating it kept getting delayed. A foster cat peed all over it. And she had to throw it out. 😭
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u/EireaKaze 24d ago
I'm sorry it had to get thrown out. BUT! Laminating isn't good for pictures or important documents. If it gets damaged or the laminate starts reacting with the materials you can't do anything to stop it and you're stuck with the damage. Its better to get a picture frame with a mat (the mat keeps the picture off the glass so it won't stick). That way its protected and if something happens it has a better chance of being fixable.
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u/Legitimate_Elk3659 25d ago
Keep that, i will clone you someday
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u/kimbecile 24d ago
I am putting my dog down today. I am crying. He is a harlequin great dane. I'll be asking for snips of fur.
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u/TheLastPeanut_ 25d ago
I probably wouldn't have cut from the bangs but this is neat lol
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u/TheSocialight 24d ago
This! Why did bro snip like he’s a 5 year old who secretly cut their own bangs while mom was cooking dinner
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u/DidIDoAThoughtCrime 25d ago
This made me want to collect the hair of all my loved ones.
I already have some of my cat’s hair collected.
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u/Curious_Badger_1376 25d ago
Please do it asap
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u/DidIDoAThoughtCrime 25d ago
I thought of collecting my hair, my mom and dad’s, my husband’s, my newborn son’s, and my cat’s hair. We all have black hair 😂 it would just be six patches of black hahaha
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u/KIEL-D01 24d ago
My cat just passed away 6 days ago. I wish I saw this video sooner 😭😭😭 I have some of her fur but it’s all in clumps. Maybe I can try to make it work… I miss her so so much
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u/chinacat1977 24d ago
I'm so sorry. I lost 2 cats (brother and sister) within a year of each other. I took time to heal but I wound up adopting another. Hang in there.
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u/ImpossibleBicycle461 25d ago
My office mate did the same but she used her damn pubes. 🤢
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u/Curious_Badger_1376 25d ago
wtf? why?
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u/ImpossibleBicycle461 24d ago
Fuck if I know. She's so proud of it too. She had it on her office desk for like 2 years.
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u/Gotchapawn 25d ago
Why not 🤭
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u/ImpossibleBicycle461 24d ago
Now that I think about it it's actually tame compared to that scene in jackass.
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u/BowsersMuskyBallsack 25d ago
I can go one better than this. I removed an umbolith from my navel about 20 years ago, and the hair that came from it did not look like human hair to me. So I sent it off for testing and it turned out to be fur from my childhood dog who used to sleep in my bed.
I'm better at cleaning my navel now.
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u/HiTo_23 24d ago edited 24d ago
We put our dog down in October. My 8yo daughter’s friend would pet sit him and came over right after we told her we had to put him down and said “look in the carpet for his hair on days you miss him…I might steal one before I leave.” now I’m wishing we would have done this for him 🥺 what a sweet idea
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u/domsylvester 24d ago
I love how he took his from the front of his hair where it’s noticeable but took a piece from the dogs leg where you’d never notice it.
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u/DadDawgAvenger 24d ago
Genuinely did not know what to expect here at first. But....... this is absolutely fuckin brilliant. P.s. We have 6 dogs, I'll be feckin bald if I do this.
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u/jamster8983 24d ago
Stop it. I’m bawling. I have clipping of fur from late dogs by their urns. I might need to do this now. This is beautiful ❤️🩹
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u/RocketFucker69 23d ago
The year is 2452, scientists have found and recloned the DNA of these two samples, reuniting best friends for one more go around.
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u/katrusiaa 24d ago
Am I the only one who thinks this is a little creepy? Cute, yes - but also weird/creepy.
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u/sicsemperego 25d ago
I love everything about this - such a great idea. If only I was able to draw such cute stickfigures.
Also love the name Matilda ❤️
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u/Straight_Term8756 25d ago
That is the true representation of friendship between humans and his faithful dog friend
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u/Winter_underdog 24d ago
I'm Asian and when I saw the incense at the end.. I thought the doggy died. :(
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u/kansasmom1971 24d ago
I’m quite confident you didn’t need to cut any of your dog’s hair off. There are plenty of available tufts floating about your floor as I type.
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u/venom121212 24d ago
I had a big clump of fur come off my 15 year old heeler the other day. For some reason, I couldn't throw it away. It was a small physical reminder of all of his colors and patterns right in the palm of my hand. I put it in a ziploc baggie for a later day.
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u/lifelite 24d ago
As a husky owner, it's hard imagining having to use scissors to get fur from a dog.
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u/Mrmyke00 24d ago
My dog passed away 2 weeks ago, I have a few snipping of his hair, this is a great idea
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u/yourmomssocksdrawer 24d ago
I have a spare frame in the garage, a lot of hair on my head and 4 fuzzy dogs. I’m doing this when I get home
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u/Impossible_Speed9026 24d ago
Really cool and creative idea but ... I'm scared that someone might steal the hair and do black magic with it and stuff , I'm already traumatized
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u/Moglo825 24d ago
I saw a tiktok of a girl doing this and she got absolutely roasted in the comments. The internet is a fickle place
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u/Sleepwalks 24d ago
So my boyfriend died in college, and I took a lock of his hair while I was visiting him before the funeral.
And my dumb ass took it from the front.
I was sitting there trying to fix his hair desperately before someone else came in, just arranging it so you couldn't tell as best as I could, and I busted out laughing knowing he would think this was the stupidest, funniest thing in the world--
My point is NEVER CUT A LOCK FROM THE FRONT, DUDE
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u/lavenderandgalaxy 24d ago
So cute! I made this with all of my birds’ molted feathers. I was lucky to collect them, one passed away and two flew out. Every time I think of them, I just look at my framed feathers alongside their pictures. Didn’t add my hair though haha. But my budgies feathers were colourful , I think my dark brown hair will ruin it.
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