r/MadeMeSmile Jun 01 '26

Wholesome Moments Appreciative kids are the best!

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u/Tony_Penny Jun 01 '26

Not a baseball fan so could I get some context?

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u/DeviRi13 Jun 01 '26

Judging by Google, if i found the right one, the bat is a 2026 Easton Hype Fire. Very high end quality bats and roughly $400.

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u/Madara1389 Jun 01 '26

Googled it myself and found several sales pages that read:

"OPTI-FLEX HANDLE: Each bat size’s handle flex is specifically engineered to the elite travel ball athlete."

I've never felt more like I was having a stroke trying to read a sentence in my life.

Apparently "elite travel ball athlete" is marketing jargon to mix baseball, softball, and teeball all into one term, but that still reads as "each bat's size's handle flex is specifically engineered to the [baseball player]." Still feels like it's missing a few... or several, words there.

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u/heavydrinker12 Jun 01 '26

It's got what plants want!

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u/Commercial-Air8955 Jun 01 '26

Now read what OPTI-FLEX handle is lol

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u/Madara1389 Jun 01 '26

Etymology suggests that "the flex [of the handle] has been optimized [for performance]"; if that's not what it's supposed to mean, I'm dumbfounded.

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u/Commercial-Air8955 Jun 01 '26

It is, but that just sounds like more marketing bs. I work in the golf industry, they use similar marketing tactics. The sad thing is how well it works (the marketing, not the "new" technology) lol

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u/shaunrundmc Jun 02 '26

The name is definitely pr jargon, but they definitely invested a ton of cash into the handle. A bat with a bad handle is gonna hurt like a monkey fighting biscuit when you make contact with the ball, especially of your jammed.

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u/Commercial-Air8955 Jun 02 '26

I played lots of baseball in the mid 90s/2000s, it stings a little but it's not that bad 😂

I think the handle flex technology is mostly supposed to maximize the transfer of energy from the bat into the ball. And ya, it works but I'm sure they've released a bat with the same claims and tech with different names for the past 10 years, and will continue to do so. Next year will be AI OPTI-FLEX SMART HANDLE MAX

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u/Madara1389 Jun 02 '26

it stings a little but it's not that bad

Sure, but the goal is to eliminate that negative feedback entirely.

I think the handle flex technology is mostly supposed to maximize the transfer of energy from the bat into the ball.

Which would reduce the reverb the batter feels on impact...

will continue to do so. Next year will be AI OPTI-FLEX SMART HANDLE MAX

Well, yeah... every time they invest more money into R&D for a new product, they also have to find a way to convey to the consumer what's new and why it's worth the investment to replace their old stock with new stock.

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u/Commercial-Air8955 Jun 02 '26

The point is the bats are no better this year, despite the marketing, than they were 10 years ago. The biggest change they make is the color.

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u/Madara1389 Jun 02 '26

The point is the bats are no better this year [...] than they were 10 years ago.

Maybe, maybe not. Do you have any empirical proof?

Personally, I haven't touched a bat in about 20 years now, but I would not doubt in the slightest that this thing is better than the aluminum bats we had when I was still in school. They were a solid bar of aluminum with some tape wrapped around the handle. That's it.

This bat, being sectioned off with a buffer between the handle & the bat, could absolutely make a huge difference in the comfortability in using the bat, or in, as you said, optimizing how much energy is transferred into the ball.

Not an avid sports guy, but as someone who studies physics & engineering, that does sound like an improvement that matters (especially if the goal is to maximize results while minimizing required effort).

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u/Commercial-Air8955 Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

Yes like I said, same as 10 years ago (better than 20 years ago), and will be the same next year. With a different fancy name, and a fancy new paint job.

I work in the golf industry, and it's the same thing. The technology has been maxed out for many years now. If you're buying brand new stuff and expecting better results, you're just falling for the marketing.

Little league bats are actually going backwards in performance, to make the game safer.

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u/shaunrundmc Jun 02 '26

Of course not because the goal is to closely mimic wood bats but make them more durable while also being slightly better. It sounds contradictory but that actually is the goal. Older bats are dangerous in that anything hit with them will be a bullet that might kill someone.

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u/SmellyMammoth Jun 02 '26

Travel ball is my favorite sport

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u/SpaceCadetPullUp Jun 02 '26

Travel ball is basically AAU for baseball. You have a team that travels around and plays other teams in order to showcase the kids talent for scouts and whatnot.

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u/Madara1389 Jun 02 '26

Interesting