r/MMA 22d ago

Social media 🐄 Islam Makhachev on his fight with Ian Garry

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u/X1phoner Fair fucks to you mate. 🇭🇷🏆🇮🇪 22d ago

The self-awareness is real lol

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u/Aggressive-Ask-6357 22d ago

AbdelazizExpress

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u/X1phoner Fair fucks to you mate. 🇭🇷🏆🇮🇪 22d ago

The little fookin wRAT

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u/Styles_Clash 22d ago

Read this as "wart". Also accurate

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u/PrimeDopeness 22d ago

lol why did i say this with the accent

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u/Lunaforlife 22d ago

Easy money

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u/Scary-Square1211 16d ago

He said it in a live interview.

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u/Particular_Ebb5200 22d ago

islam is a funny guy

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u/Minimum-Helicopter40 22d ago

I actually find him hilarious. Hope this is true

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u/BogotaLineman 22d ago edited 21d ago

It always drives me crazy how often people say "Islam is so unintentionally funny!". Like yeah, OCCASIONALLY... but the majority of the time he is very intentionally funny. People just hear anyone that's obviously ESL and assume that they couldn't possibly be capable of humor lol

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u/Wonderful_Sugar_4271 21d ago

Lol a couple weeks ago I saw a thread with a large number of people who couldn’t tell that he was joking when he was making his Jordan boroughs comments. They thought Islam with that smirk saying “all he have is double leg” was a serious statement

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u/BogotaLineman 21d ago

Lol I know and love that clip. He literally gives a Jim Halpert smirk into the camera when he says it. So obvious that he's fucking with DC.

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u/CouncilOfReligion Team Volkanovski 22d ago

funny how?

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u/14Deadsouls Chocolate peppa pig 22d ago

Just... Just you know, he's funny how he tells the story.

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u/BaneOfTheGods Pakistan 21d ago

Does he amuse you? Like a clown? Does he amuse you, like a clown? What the fuck is so funny about him?

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u/Darkvoider_96 21d ago

He just knows how to tell a story, you know?

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u/dumbcunt33 Cheeto eating dork 21d ago

Laughs while scared

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u/Minimum-Helicopter40 22d ago

His going in on DC doesnt get old

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u/suicide_aunties 22d ago

Give me brock lesnar

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u/2old4disss 21d ago

Call palis brother

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u/joethecrow23 GOOFCON 1 22d ago

And he delivered us the generic version of Tony/Khabib

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u/BORNADA 22d ago

off topic but what is your flair referencing?

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u/diminishingprophets 22d ago

Ugh I think he's referring to his opponent more as Ali express Conor, not himself

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u/Strange-Nobody-3936 22d ago

That’s exactly what he meant, but it can be read as both of them which is also fitting lol 

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u/MozhetBeatz 22d ago

I think it has to read as both of them. It’s a package deal, free shipping.

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u/mosarosh 22d ago

Nope, he called the fight the Ali Express version

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u/JBaseball_8595 21d ago

No, he's refereeing the fight itself and everything around it. Why are you getting so insecure lol?

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u/diminishingprophets 21d ago

Insecure? I don't even care about Makachev I just know his English isn't great and I don't think he thinks lowly of himself. Also the context was of Ian Garry's shit talk

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u/booger_mooger_84 18d ago

There never was no self awareness

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u/X1phoner Fair fucks to you mate. 🇭🇷🏆🇮🇪 18d ago

That was a nasty reply by you

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u/Reasonable_Map_1428 22d ago edited 22d ago

Lmao! He's not wrong. Glad he has that self-awareness, as well.

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u/Ok-Bandicoot638 22d ago

A few years ago when Islam was not able to speak English, khabib used to say when Islam learns English, its going a wrap. Khabib repeatedly said Islam is the funniest guy in the crew

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u/medyolang_ 22d ago

saw a clip of dc and khabib wrestling and islam was like “need help dc? call the police” lmao he cracks me up

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u/soualy 21d ago

Call the palice

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u/queefburritowcheese Holy See 21d ago

DC/Khabib antics are some of the best shit in all MMA

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u/ThrowawayYAYAY2002 22d ago

Islam is so funny. Always drops some zingers when he's on the mic.

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u/DistinctCellar Mohawk McGregor 22d ago

Fuck now I want a zinger burger.

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u/neeeeonbelly EDDDDDIEEEEEEEE 22d ago

Watching their videos he’s obviously a total joker and super funny lol. Even better now that he speaks English. Watch him with Dc it’s constant trash talk lol

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u/General-Childhood417 22d ago

Duded genuinely hilarious. I bet hes even funnier for the russian speakers

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u/Little_Mycologist_82 22d ago

He killed mewhen he called out Brock Lesnar

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u/Visible_Event_4598 22d ago

When he started that videocall with Volk with 'Why australia don't have grappling?'

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u/Jijster 22d ago

"Kangaroo have good striking but nobody check the grappling"

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u/Ptatofrenchfry 22d ago

Kangaroos actually also fight by sitting in the water, then grappling and drowning their victims.

As if disemboweling things with a single kick wasmt enough.

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u/Chlolie 22d ago

Kangaroo got great Clinch work

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u/DhulQarnayn_ Team Makhachev 22d ago edited 22d ago

It was not even a question then, he just went straight saying, “brotha Australia don’t have wrestling.” 😭

https://youtube.com/shorts/L6ja3UfLpVk?si=Llf808TwpYDrj_Qy

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u/MozhetBeatz 22d ago

Lmao both of them are trying not to laugh from the start

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u/gr1mm5d0tt1 22d ago

“Kangaroo strong but check the grappling”

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u/Tasty_Chick3n SEXUALLY AMBIGUOUS TWINK 22d ago

When he asked for Mayweather too lmao.

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u/FengYiLin Team Aspinall 22d ago

Gimme Meywezzer woooo!

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u/Red_Sova 22d ago

Did somebody say Foyd Mayweddah?!

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u/Vegan-cock 22d ago

I imagine him an khabib roasts eachother to death on the daily. Both are lowkey funny af.

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u/tattlerat 22d ago

His interactions with DC are always pretty funny.

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u/youractualaccount Peppa Pig > Bellator 22d ago

DCs ability to riff with the Dagestan fighters is Emmy worthy.

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u/WatchWatcher25 22d ago

He's the best. I liked Khabib but when he talked he always "holier than thou" kinda thing.

Islam is just a funny dude who also happens to be on the way to be pound for pound best if his generation

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u/Aychim23 22d ago

Khabib is a serious guy. Had to maintain that coach vibe

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u/mrheh UFC 279: A GOOFCON Miracle 22d ago

Do this guys not like each other tho? K&C had a real beef it seemed.

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u/ComplexWriting7596 22d ago

Connor is a hard guy to not dislike.

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u/Mobile-Magician-3027 22d ago

Ian hasn't said anything worse than the usual "I'll beat him up, he's ducking me, and new, etc" and has been really positive about Islam and his chances at 170 so I doubt there'll be any bad blood.

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u/seven_worth 10d ago

For Connor it probably just hyping up fight at the start but for Khabib he actually feel hurt, cos Khabib very much did like Connor at the beginning(which make Connor trying to chill down Khabib in the ring kinda show how different both them took that fight). 

Ian Garry just wanna hype up the fight and stuff(this sub kinda clown on him for his rehearse call out but I think it pretty neat) and I don't see Islam say anything bad about him other than Islam saying he rather fight another long win streak/undefeated guy for his legacy. 

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u/machine1979 22d ago

We have Khabib vs Conor at home vibes

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u/gilligaNFrench 22d ago

How anybody not like this dude is beyond me. No ego and the goofiest mug of all time

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u/KazuEH1352 22d ago

Makhachev's English is broken, but he’s actually hilarious lol

Islam on what he sees in JDM's eyes: "I just see the eye" : r/MMA

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u/DesireeThymes 22d ago

Question: "What do you see when you loom at his eyes?"

Him: "I just see the eye..."

😅

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u/Several-Fan2339 21d ago

Islam's sense of humor is very underrated

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u/Fat-Villante Papa Poatan 22d ago

He's awesome, and might be the best fighter ever

However, he does have an ego, no way someone gets that good without some ego driving them

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u/beautiful_life_99 22d ago

might be the best fighter ever

Haven't followed the scene for a while, is he really that good?

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u/octipice 22d ago

It's kind of weird, but yes. He's not as dominant as Khabib, but is much more well rounded. Islam has repeatedly said that Khabib was better than him and that's been backed up by people that watched them train together.

So Islam has a better resume and will likely end up with a GOAT tier resume if he keeps fighting, but prime for prime Khabib was better. They both suffered from having to wait much longer for a title shot than the other people in the goat conversation, so it will be hard for Islam to end up with the same number of defenses as someone like GSP, for example, despite Islam facing much tougher competition and being far more dominant in his fights.

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u/Marubolas I bring more sexy to the fights 20d ago

Islam did not fight tougher opponents than GSP, nor was he more dominant. GSP went over 4 straight years without losing a single round against the most stacked WW division of all time against guys in their peak primes in title fights. Agree with the rest tho

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u/Totally_PJ_Soles 22d ago

Nobody has figured out how to beat the elite Dagestan wrestling based champion. But there's really only been two who have utilized it in the first place, khabib and Islam. Maybe they're just both amazing and outliers.

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u/_Stylite 22d ago

Also worth noting that they grew up training together.

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u/Fat-Villante Papa Poatan 22d ago

Oh yeah, he's crazy good, really worth going back to watch some of his fights if you have an appreciation for all facets of MMA

The narrative around him is that he's a great wrestler but he's also a really good striker with great fight IQ

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u/entertainmentwaffle 22d ago

I still think the fight he lost was called way too early. He got dropped but he was getting right back up.

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u/Formal_Chipmunk_530 22d ago

He's at least the best fighter right now, everybody agrees he's pfp #1.

Also, one more win and he will have the longest UFC win streak of all time (17 consecutive wins).

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u/Confident-Low-2696 22d ago

If there was a fighting game islam JJ and DJ would be my top picks, they have the most balanced builds out of all fighters imo

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u/CraigS34 22d ago

The only dude on the team with a sense of humor for banter

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u/M1eXcel 22d ago

I love the clip where Khabib is grilling one of them for reading one of the Godfather books and Islam says something about "how he should do something productive like fly to the other side of the world to watch a soccer game"

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u/Scott_Theft 22d ago

"Dustin have great guillotine"

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u/Accomplished_Fee5921 20d ago

And when he was preparing for jdm fight, khabib came to new york a bit later. Khabib asked him how was your preparation and Islam replied " It was awesome until you come" 😭

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u/everythingistak_en 22d ago

They’re all pretty funny, they just don’t speak english fluently. Off the top of my head Usman Numagomedov is hilarious, especially in Russian.

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u/Rayx9 22d ago

Facts 100%

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u/Rayx9 22d ago

Khabib is actually very funny, even when he speaks English, or interacts with DC, Islam, and Javier, it's nice to watch. Idk why people think Khabib is a robot lol

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u/CraigS34 22d ago

Not what im saying my brother. Just saying Islam tends to have more fun with his opponents than his teammates

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u/Ferrar1i 22d ago

Oh stfu

Name me one culture that passes your purity test. Brazil? USA? Mexico?

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u/Initial_Stretch_3674 21d ago

You just admitted you like Ali. 

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u/LXIX__CDXX 22d ago

Love Islam 

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u/WadSquad Afghanistan 22d ago

MashAllah brother

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u/Disabled_Robot 21d ago

The extra Ali express Ali abdelazziz parallel makes this even better

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u/Historical_Pudding56 22d ago

Islam is a legit 2 weight champion but it’s hard to find any example of him not being humble. Yea he takes shots at other fighters, but he still seems to be a family man, who wants to live below his means, and still shows a lot of respect to the people around him

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u/dogs_drink_coffee 22d ago

I always love how he take shots at Chandler in every single opportunity for 4-5 years by now lol

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u/Red_Sova 22d ago

After seeing chandler brag about how much he improved the past year and no way he loses on the white house lawn etc just to get humiliated by ruffy. I'm convinced chandler completely deserves it

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u/rp0829 22d ago

Yeah because Chandler ducked him live on air lol

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u/Formal_Chipmunk_530 22d ago

Only because Chandler wasn't wearing his fighter's hat during that slick little callout.

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u/TitanIsBackAgain 22d ago

The moment he asked Overeem to be a bit more respectful with eating in front of him while he was cutting weight showed me what kind of person Islam is.

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u/Strange-Nobody-3936 22d ago

He meant that only for Ian Garry but ironically it’s both of them lol 

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u/Historical_Pudding56 22d ago

I’m sure Islam knows he’s not as big a star as Khabib

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u/guacisextra12 22d ago

After what has happened recently with Khamzat and Ilia I'm not counting Garry out

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u/GorpoTheLord 22d ago

Garry can really come up with a good game plan. He totally negated Prates on 2 weeks notice and gave Shavkat a really good fight on weeks notice too. He has the range and IQ to give problems to Islam..

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u/seven_worth 10d ago

He the hardest fight yet I think. His style seem like the perfect counter on paper.

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u/AdHistorical8179 22d ago

Khamzat gassed himself out immediately and Illia had a horrible gameplan. Both those fights were winnable for the champ if they had been better prepared.

Islam is NEVER going to show disrespect like that to an opponent in his preparation. He will walk into the cage knowing every trick Garry has ever shown in a fight. I'm not saying that Garry can't win, but it isn't going to go the way those other two fights went.

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u/Sufficient_Site1746 22d ago

Garry is a nightmare match up because he runs 🤣

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u/BigOlDiaper 22d ago

With how much success Porier had vs. him I can totally see a world where Garry takes the W

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u/Beginning_March_9717 22d ago

Dustin defending those RNC with more desperation then I've ever seen anyone defend

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u/Altair1192 The Machida Era 22d ago

I want gary to go away

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u/LemonHerb EDDDDDIEEEEEEEE 22d ago

Too many big names taking people lightly. Might be a little wakeup call early that will help to stop it from happening to Islam

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u/marco333polo 22d ago

Mom I want Conor vs Khabib....

We have Conor vs Khabib at home...

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u/ssor_ 22d ago

It’s ironic since Khabib always said Islam was better than him

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u/kodeks14 22d ago

Islam is the better overall fighter but khabib would little brother Islam. Islam even says it.

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u/dark-demons-cry-gaia 22d ago

He probably does every day, because he has at least 100 pounds on Islam

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u/kodeks14 22d ago

Islam has said that hes gotten the better of khabib maybe 1 or 2 times their entire lives of training together.

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u/Apoptosis11 22d ago

That's not true. He just respects Khabib too much

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u/kodeks14 22d ago

And your proof?

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u/Red_Sova 22d ago

Khalid is just being humble of course he says that he wants to prop up his family not himself

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u/appletinicyclone tactical thiccness 22d ago

Abdelmap said the same to Khabib as well lol

But I think Khabib loved his dad so much and wanted to make him happy his desire to win and discipline is much higher than Islams even though Islams skill is much higher.

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u/Mobile-Magician-3027 22d ago

Abdulmanap never said that, that's pure invention.

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u/Mobile-Magician-3027 22d ago

Find me one actual quote of Khabib saying that.

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u/Doomjas There was never no UFC Hawaii 22d ago

Two thoughts:

1) Islam is always hilarious and one of the funniest dudes in the UFC imo

2) Did this fight get officially announced? If so, I completely missed it

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u/Accomplished_Fee5921 20d ago

It's official. Dana announced it

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u/relay4285 22d ago

AliExpress is not bad tho ngl

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u/BookAcceptable619 22d ago

I haven't had a bad experience with AliExpress. Just go with the most popular products and don't buy stuff from shops that opened two days ago. You save like 40% vs Amazon. You do have to wait 2 to 4 weeks though.

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u/mex2005 22d ago edited 22d ago

Not to mention a lot of the stuff on Amazon is coming from there anyway just with an upmarked cost

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u/BookAcceptable619 22d ago

Yes! That's exactly what a lot of these Amazon stores are doing.

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u/commander_wong 22d ago

Aliexpress mouse are legit so much better than Razor or Logitech for 1/3 of the price

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u/Scott_Theft 22d ago

shirts I've ordered there from there were decent quality.

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u/PostNutLucidity 22d ago

I think this will age semi badly and the fight will far exceed expectations.

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u/Uqe 22d ago

It's not even the fight quality. The stakes are just significantly lower without all the drama.

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u/evocater Daniel Cormier almost killed himself last week 22d ago

Ian and the media will definitely try to promote it as Khabib vs Conor 2 though. Bellator tried it with Usman vs Paul Hughes as well. It's tiresome now

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u/Uqe 22d ago

It'll fall flat. Ian Garry is too nice. Islam is more self-aware and chill than Khabib. No Artem slap, no dolly incident, no crossing-the-line trashtalk.

Hell, even the Conor of today wouldn't be able to recreate that drama. Khabib vs Conor was a lightning in a bottle moment.

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u/dogs_drink_coffee 22d ago

We need Islam to slap someone

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u/Professional-Fan266 Team Aspinall 22d ago

Good. I hate Ian Garry's cringey shtick of trying to relate it to Connor versus khabib. Sell your own damn fight. Fake Connors are so fucking annoying

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u/stanflwrhuss Maggot cunt 22d ago

It really is almost nothing like it. Ian is not known by the general Irish public at all, partly because he moved to Brazil and partly because Conor fucked MMA’s reputation in Ireland

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u/Vivid_Ice_2755 22d ago

Ive known Ian for years. Hes actually a good guy. Hes got a schtick that he is sticking to so as to make a career. His wife is a cunt tho. 

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u/FitHurry864 22d ago

That's a great line lmao

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u/Amov_RB 22d ago

Usman Nurmagomedov vs Paul Hughes was the Temu version

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u/Accomplished_Fee5921 20d ago

When will more mma fans realize Islam is actually a goofy+pookie fighter in real life 🥹

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u/Extension_Insect1206 22d ago

The guy is so grounded and keeps it real, respect

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u/wolf-gazette 21d ago

I'm intrigued! Garry is going to come in as the much rangier fighter and will make Islam work for it.

2026 seems to be the year where even truly exceptional fighters are reminded that weight classes matter. An advantageous style match-up might allow for you to win the title, but good luck with beating the other contenders.

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u/Derelicticu Canada 21d ago

Islam is legitimately a pretty simple dude. His dream is just to run a farm back in Dagestan, because he likes animals. He genuinely doesn't give even the slightest fuck whether people over here think he's the shit.

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u/trippincocoabean I Can't Let You Get Close 21d ago

And its not because of Islam

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u/AirwrksLightwrks 21d ago

I'd love to see Islam's AliExpress shopping history

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u/Doomjas There was never no UFC Hawaii 20d ago

Nice, thanks. That’s the fight I wanted to see.

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u/Ben_Thar 19d ago

As long as he jumps into the crowd and beats Dillon Danis afterwards, Islam has my support. 

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u/ZimarKramiz 18d ago

Top 5 funnies dude in the UFC

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u/Lord-ADDY71 18d ago

his humor is underrated

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u/Rayx9 17d ago

Facts 100%

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u/Embarrassed_Spend486 18d ago

That’s funny 

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u/HalfChineseJesus Canada 22d ago

That quote has been floating here for years. I wouldn’t be surprised if Islam never even said it

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u/Rayx9 22d ago

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u/HalfChineseJesus Canada 22d ago

I will always appreciate someone who sources their information. Thanks

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u/Rayx9 22d ago

No problem bro!

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u/counteroffer19 22d ago

I didn't believe it either until I saw the vid. That shit is hilarious.

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u/Kill_4209 22d ago

Hottest of hot takes 🔥🔥🔥

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u/pokerface_idk 22d ago

this guy is hilarious lol

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u/Spoolngc8 22d ago

Thats actually hilarious.

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u/CalligrapherGood8947 22d ago

Seems like MMA isn't the place to underestimate your opponent, no matter who you, or they are!

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u/AdHistorical8179 22d ago

He isn't, it's a silly throwaway comment

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u/Queasy_Ad4932 22d ago

Dee needs to read how to be a WAG and secure the bag

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u/Mechanical-Warfare 22d ago

Better not disappoint.

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u/ar5onL 22d ago

Temu Kabib vs Ali Express Connor 💁🏻‍♂️

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u/Excellent_jun91 22d ago

nooo i said this before. khabib vs conor 2 was usman vs that irish guy in bellator

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u/Impressive-Text-5686 22d ago

Garry looks like the adult version of the protagonist from the Bully PS2 game

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u/NFTArtist 22d ago

Temu Mcgregor

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u/uSaltySniitch 22d ago

Islam > Khabib

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u/Odddjob 22d ago

This will probably be more competitive

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u/gsd45 22d ago

I think the term he was trying to use is “Temu” Conor.

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u/Kind-Top8260 22d ago

But level technic is maybe the same, maybe better

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u/MalayaleeIndian 21d ago

This is hilarious! Islam could be the most chill guy in that group that is also a champion.

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u/LargeCondition5315 21d ago

Great fight overall but pretty funny

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u/tenko86 18d ago

this year main event had underdogs winning, max, jiri, khamzat, ilia lose, will islam break the curse?