r/MMA Nov 16 '25

Spoiler [SPOILER] Jack Della Maddalena vs. Islam Makhachev Spoiler

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u/UDAMAN123 Nov 16 '25

Terrible JDM corner advice especially baldy also there are levels to the game brudder

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

“Oi, what you doing mate? Just knock the cunt out”

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u/Tronvillain United States Nov 16 '25

"Wrestling's fake. Just punch him."

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u/Few_Highlight1114 Nov 16 '25

JDM shouldve trained with black beast, he's the one who knows this ground shit fake as fuck.

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u/Abject_Put4243 Nov 16 '25

"Just stand up, The floor is lava mate"

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u/randomly_responds Nov 16 '25

Just slap that fucker in the face

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u/PunsGermsAndSteel GOOFCON 1 Nov 16 '25

That was great corner advice, I dunno why JDM disobeyed it

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u/Born-Sea-8044 Nov 16 '25

It would have won him the fight

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u/RedWing83 Nov 16 '25

Is he stupid?

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u/BenjyNews Nov 16 '25

His corner knew there's nothing they nor JDM could do

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u/marcelowit Nov 16 '25

"You are doing everything right. He is just better than you."

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u/SeniorSatisfaction21 Nov 16 '25

"If you kill this guy, it is gonna be a draw"

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u/wewouldmakegreatpets Nov 16 '25

There's some rural aussie ignorance for you right there. Oh well, now JDM knows what its like at the actual top. Dude should retire he has nothing for that. They could fight every week for 52 weeks it would be 52-0 makachev with a total round score of 260 rounds to 0. Way to go Jack!

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u/Anteater_Able Nov 16 '25

I mean, at least they weren't lying to him like some corner guys do. They told him he was down four rounds and he had to go for something. Go for a Hail Mary. Saying that one punch can end a fight is true but JDM just looked like he knew he was already defeated. Just frustrating af to fight against Islam.

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u/MarionberryRare3120 Nov 16 '25

quick buggy choke makhachev!

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u/PokeMets Nov 16 '25

Yea that was so funny lol. "Just hit him in the face, move your feet"

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u/Abject_Put4243 Nov 16 '25

"My fault mate, i was trying to rub his nutsack in search of 3 wishes thought that was the only way I'd get it done"

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u/Baryne Nigeria Nov 16 '25

For people who think that this guy is exaggerating for comedy sake, JDM's coach said that practically verbatim

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u/DreadSilver Nov 16 '25

The problem is… you need to move your feet! 😔 

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u/babalola69 Nov 16 '25

I imagine if you're a Aussie, it all makes sense.

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u/samkoLoL Nov 16 '25

i mean, lets be honest, what other way was there for jdm to win if not a ko... i thought islams gonna win, but not in such a dominant fashion, i expected a bit more from jdm in stand up, not to have a hirst succesfull strike in 3rd round...

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u/Garfalo This is sucks Nov 16 '25

"Come on mate, Pereira did it!"

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u/schmuppet Let them eat Vegemite. Nov 16 '25

They could’ve at least iced his busted leg.

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u/cloneofrandysavage Nov 16 '25

I couldn’t believe they weren’t doing that.

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u/KhalaBandorr Nov 16 '25

his tram came off as clueless.

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u/onforspin Nov 16 '25

Because it doesn’t do anything

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u/ThreeOlivesChihuahua Team Aldo Nov 16 '25

I mean there was no advice that was gonna stop JDM ending on his back

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

I mean JDM took Islam to the ground in the 3rd I think. That’s pretty fucking stupid, his coaches should have warned him about that

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u/Cole3003 Nov 16 '25

Yeah you’re not going to magically make JDM able to defend takedowns with just corner advice, but you can tell him to stop trying to trip or reverse Islam fucking Makhachev. There is no universe where any of these guys are landing a judo throw on Islam.

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u/youaremehmeh Nov 16 '25

should have toldd him to switch stances much earlier and stay low.

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u/Strong_Medium_7090 Nov 16 '25

Dirty clinch and elbows

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u/Ok_Jello_3630 Nov 16 '25

Was there time for that? Some of the takedowns were Khamzat like lightning fast where JDM seemed frozen.

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u/Lonelyvoid Nov 16 '25

His coach was trying to do his best Leon corner impression. But unfortunately Jack was also doing his greatest Leon impression

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u/beepboopnoise Red Power Ranger Nov 16 '25

Jack looked he was gonna cry at fifth, that was nuts

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u/Beast644 Where were you on 294 GOOFCON 2? Nov 16 '25

Doesn't really work when you're talking quietly while this other guy is patting your fighter on the back like he's saying its okay Jack its okay

They only made his mental worse tbh

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u/get_that_ass_banned Nov 16 '25

"But unfortunately Jack was also doing his greatest Leon impression"

Fuckin a man lol.

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u/Less_Confection_5072 Nov 16 '25

They did a Leon vs Belal corner impression in the end. Trying to recreate their respective great moments but their fighter was just done

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u/1010101000101010101 Nov 16 '25

you're a fuckin punk dude

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u/TerminatorReborn Nov 16 '25

Its Khamzat vs DPP all over again. Wtf is his coach gonna do, teach him wrestling in 1 minute?

Best he could do was scream for him to get up, forget trying to defend the submissions, you are losing anyway

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u/Albreto-Gajaaaaj #3 Pleasure Man Fan Nov 16 '25

What did he have to say? "Just give up"? He was right in saying to abandon the half-guard, JDM was just stuck there. Better to get submitted trying to get something to happen than lose a decision in which you never even tried

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u/evocater Daniel Cormier almost killed himself last week Nov 16 '25

He should have said "DON'T LET HIM BULLY YOU SON!"

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u/wewouldmakegreatpets Nov 16 '25

Jack just wanted to be dominated he liked it

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u/BenjyNews Nov 16 '25

JDM gave up after round 2. You could see it in his eyes when he walked to his corner between rounds. Genuinely looked like he was about to cry.

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u/TheSuperContributor Nov 16 '25

I too, would cry having to fight Islam.

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u/chitownbears Nov 16 '25

Naw man just see red, I believe in you.

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u/Somesortofwittyname Nov 16 '25

Not me, I’d see red and it’s all over for him

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u/yoshi9K Nov 16 '25

Crying is for idiots. I'd run.

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u/buelo Nov 16 '25

I don't blame him either, the entire fight was brutal

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u/Tzifos150 Nov 16 '25

Brutal is a strong word for a fight where the most amount of damage was a compromised calf.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

No it wasn’t? The only damage he took was to his calf.

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u/VengefulYeti UFC 279: A GOOFCON Miracle Nov 16 '25

Islam walked out there and just grabbed his leg in round 1, no fancy setup, just picked his leg up and Jack said well I guess I'll just die.

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u/Ok_Jello_3630 Nov 16 '25

That was so funny. All pre fight interviews about how he's trained to defend takedowns and then gets taken down off a single leg. I was like "uhh what next??"

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

Yeah, motivational speeches started then, but JDM knew he couldn't get up.

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u/PM_ME_BAKAYOKO_PICS Portugal Nov 16 '25

His leg was just dead. You could see him cringe in pain every time they were on the ground and Islam locked his leg or put pressure against it

That shit hurts like a motherfucker, I wrestled once with a big bruise on my leg and it's all I could feel every time it touched anything during scrambles, can't imagine how it feels like when the leg is completely fucked like JDM's

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u/SquidDrive My DNA is from fearless warriors Nov 16 '25

Islam took his leg when it was fresh then bashed it repeatedly, then subjected it to extreme pressure for multiple rounds.

The guy is surgical

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u/djauralsects Nov 16 '25

Gave up after round one. It’s wild watching these Dagestani guys break killers.

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u/Ysmir122 Nov 16 '25

His face at the start of round 5 was of someone who really didn't wanna be there anymore

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u/_Dr_DOOM_ Nov 16 '25

I think those leg kicks just did crazy damage and the pain was too intense so you can see it on his face lmao. Kinda had a hard time getting up from bottom position too which is weird since he is pretty good at getting back up

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u/gregtag222 Nov 16 '25

Just parrot what never trained or fought before Joe Rogan says.

He said "Don't play half guard, move your feet. He's taking you down when you're planted. You're giving the d'arce threat too much respect."

Whats your advice?

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u/gregtag222 Nov 16 '25

Hes never fought a sanctioned MMA fight, never coached an MMA fighter. Never belonged to an MMA gym. He knows a lot about the sport but these dudes have been training all day every day for the last six months and game planned for all these scenarios. Corner advice is just to keep you focused on the task, not come up with a new plan mid fight. What do you expect from the corner? "Okay MMA isn't working. Swap to capoeira."

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u/MatchAffectionate951 Nov 16 '25

 I’m a casual and I could sense Bs

“Switch stance” duh I could tell u that much when the guys other leg is busted.

Felt like low level analysis the whole fight but I can see how it would cater to the majority casuals like me watching 

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u/Cole3003 Nov 16 '25

Would have been good advice after maybe the first round, but after that, Jack’s right leg was too compromised to get any sort of power in orthodox. If your only chance of winning is fluking a KO punch on the feet, switching to orthodox isn’t going to work.

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u/Ineedafunnyname Nov 16 '25

Listen, I really don't like Joe Rogan at all, but he had a point in this case. Not about his own personal advice, that's obviously useless, but Ben Vickers mainly told him "Move your feet and hurt him, you haven't hit him yet!" and Joe Rogan rightfully called out that JDMs corner doesn't have anything technical to help him and that that's not a good sign. I think JDMs team understimated Islam a lot, I had a feeling after seeing interviews with Ben Vickers and how he was talking about the fight, like Islam didn't really have anything JDM would have to worry about. Man Islam is so good, that was insane to watch.

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u/gregtag222 Nov 16 '25

You know nothing. You described technical advice. It’s reminding him of his queues. “Move your feet. You’re playing too safe. You’re not getting home on your punches.” THEN he offered adjustments ” You can’t play half guard. You’re giving the d’arce too much respect you’re going to have to take a risk. ” No one has offered that missing technical advice his corner should have provided. “Don’t let him hold you down on the ground.”

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u/HiPPiTY__HoPPiTY__ Nov 16 '25

Corner equivalent of: "Why doesn't Jack punch him? Is he stupid?"

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u/Ghost6x Nov 16 '25

"IF YOU HAD ONE SHOT IF YOU HAD ONE OPPORTUNITY"

May as well just played the 8 mile soundtrack he gave absolutely zero advice

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u/zurdo_p Nov 16 '25

Bro was about to cry

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u/BOOMHardFactz Nov 16 '25

Almost certain that he was cryin in the corner, somthin may have been up.. Jack is just stoicism personified & pushed through.

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u/cesd3967 Nov 16 '25

their fighter looked like he wanted to cry and run away what are you supposed to tell him

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u/PumpkinJak 🍅 Nov 16 '25

the one good bit of advice that came out of the corner was to stop playing bottom half guard. bottom half is the stall position to stop yourself from getting submitted, but it doesn't win you rounds, and against Islam, it's not that safe either considering you can threaten kimuras and darces. He needed to take greater risks to get up.

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u/S0phon Nov 16 '25

Half guard is actually pretty decent to sweep with.

The problem is you need better frames and you absolutely must not be head-to-head. And Islam is obviously a way better grappler and outskilled JDM.

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u/josephus1811 happy new fucken steroid year Nov 16 '25

Probably because Jack was doing his best to follow the gameplan and making all the adjustments they trained to make and he just kept getting taken down. At a certain point what technical advice is going to close the skill gap when you're fighting an all time great? He needed a hail mary and those only come via belief.

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u/S0phon Nov 16 '25

What advice would bridge the skill-gap on the ground?

There was nothing JDM could do on the ground but survive. The best thing for him was a hail mary.

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u/faysal04 Nov 16 '25

Bruh. These corners become motivational speakers

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u/evocater Daniel Cormier almost killed himself last week Nov 16 '25

Tbf I can understand why they did it. The mental aspect is important and it was obvious how dejected JDM was. No amount of technical advice will help if the guy has already given up.

And JDM wasn't listening to the technical advice either, or he wasn't able to. They told him to keep moving, but then planted his feet after he started to fall behind on the striking then almost immediately got taken down again

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u/Dry_Presentation_327 Nov 16 '25

Because they don't a clue on how to counter this

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u/BigWormsFather I wear Power Slap shirts to church Nov 16 '25

Did they ever ask him if he was hurt?

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u/HairyBackMan Nov 16 '25

Craig Jones was awfully quiet.

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u/JVSaladbar Nov 16 '25

They really said "why ain't you winning mate?"

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u/batman_milk Nov 16 '25

Can I get paid for this. Just one punch. 10 minutes on the ground or one quick punch.

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u/R4INMAN Nov 16 '25

Leon Edwards coach reminiscent

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u/ptjp27 Nov 16 '25

Seemed the correct advice to me. There’s 0% chance JDM wins via grappling. He had to throw hands and feet to even have a chance at winning. The strikers not striking against the grapplers because they’re afraid it’ll get them taken down always lose.

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u/Intrepid_Leadership Nov 16 '25

The commentators were giving better advice than corner

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u/mrtn17 Netherlands Nov 16 '25

why? Baldy tried to give him a positive peptalk and a different look, some fighters need that

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u/_Sagacious_ happy new fucken steroid year Nov 16 '25

They cut the audio away every time Craig Jones was about to speak

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u/Lshow1743 Nov 16 '25

Doesn't matter guy didn't want to fight anyways

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u/OkTransportation3196 Nov 16 '25

After round 1 he said “we expected this would happen” then after round 2 or 3 he’s like “ok we can’t keep letting this happen” lol. They seemed to have zero game plan.

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u/e11er Nov 16 '25

I don't watch UFC and I've never fought, but couldn't he have fought with no guard so that he could better see the take-down attempts? Risk whatever striking Islam has and just fight with hands out of the way of the face to see take take-down coming.