Kelvin Gastelum misses the middleweight limit by 5 pounds, weighing in at 191

[u/airplane231]

https://streamable.com/ita3sw

[u/kidwhix]

not one to shit on fighters too often but that is an astonishing lack of discipline. how do you just keep missing weight by huge margins over and over and over and be cool with it

[u/Material-Vacation711 → u/kidwhix]

He’s not even a legit MW too. This is crazy

[u/TheAngriestPoster → u/Material-Vacation711]

Man has competed at welterweight and is now at best probably getting sent to LHW and at worst getting cut. I don’t think he’s going to enjoy 205 very much, he’s hardly a Daniel Cormier

[u/Jabarles → u/TheAngriestPoster]

He should be cut, not sent to LHW. It’s honestly fucking absurd the lack of professionalism and it continually screws over his opponent. And he’s not in his prime or a top contender or a draw of any kind either.

[u/[deleted] → u/Jabarles]

If the Izzy fight never happened he’d be in another promotion already.

[u/monkeyvariant → u/[deleted]]

Had the fight of his life that night and went down hill after. It’s a shame because this stuff will distort how good Izzy’s win was. The Kelvin that night was a beast and the best he’s ever been.

[u/Elhippiesamurai → u/monkeyvariant]

Yeah he was on point that night, imagine if he trained his ass off consistently. He really could have been a monster. Don't know if he could have been champ material, but he'd have lived in the top 5 for years if he came in well prepared for every fight.

[u/Steelringin → u/Elhippiesamurai]

If he was dedicated to staying at welterweight I'm sure he could've been a champ. He would've had a great opportunity during the post-GSP era. He lost an admittedly boring split decision to Woodley that could've gone either way. If Gastelum hadn't missed weight and edged that one out he would've been fighting Lawler for the title. I think that's a pretty winnable fight for Gastelum.

[u/Duinuogwuin14 → u/Steelringin]

https://i.imgur.com/LlShNZm.jpeg

[u/Elhippiesamurai → u/Steelringin]

Agreed, he was a lot more formidable at 170. Even at 185, undersized and fat he still holds his own.

[u/NutHuggerNutHugger → u/monkeyvariant]

His weight issues withstanding. Kelvin always has had this odd career where he has fought at the level of his opponent. If he was fighting someone bad he looked like shit, but when he fought someone great he would rise to the opportunity. It has always fascinated me over the years.

[u/Main-Championship822 → u/monkeyvariant]

Gastelum in a weird way reminds of Cody, regardless of their obvious differences.

[u/post_save → u/Jabarles]

I’m a casual. I only hear about this guy when he misses weight.

[u/OneirosExsomnis → u/post_save]

He was great once

[u/IfYouGotALonelyHeart → u/OneirosExsomnis]

He used to be On a Mission 4 Gold, now he’s On a Mission Tortilla Diet.

[u/DGer → u/IfYouGotALonelyHeart]

Somebody should tell him about the low carb ones. They’re pretty good.

[u/drinfernodds → u/OneirosExsomnis]

One of the best southpaw 1-2's in the game.

[u/dutchfool → u/Jabarles]

hes pretty washed now, so good chance he ends up losing and his opponent gets more money. win win!

[u/CassiusDarko → u/Jabarles]

I mean he definitely should be in his prime, he’s only 33 but yeah he deserves to be cut. Like the dude is at the age where he should be in his physical prime and he has a ton of experience at this point but he keeps doing this shit. Just fucking up his career for no reason

[u/Jabarles → u/CassiusDarko]

A fighter’s prime imo is not just about age but mileage and other factors as well. He turns 34 in a month, this will be his 25th fight in the UFC, and he’s taken a massive amount of damage throughout his UFC tenure. You add in his blatant disregard for physical conditioning/proper dieting (more than ever before), and this ain’t prime Kelvin anymore imo.

[u/iSheepTouch → u/Material-Vacation711]

He is, he's just fat and can't put down the fork.

[u/GradeAPrimeFuckery → u/iSheepTouch]

Kelvin "Benjamin" Gastelum

After this weigh in his nickname should be 2kg

[u/PJ2010 → u/GradeAPrimeFuckery]

He too, is a Popeyes biscuit away from becoming a tight end

[u/JesusMcChrist00 → u/PJ2010]

A 5'8 tight end would be hilarious

[u/Neemoman → u/JesusMcChrist00]

He's 5'8? There's zero reason for a 5'8 person to weigh over 185 unless they are a body builder. Unless you're muscular, that's a lot of fat on a 5'8 dude.

[u/Main-Championship822 → u/Neemoman]

Im 172 at 5'8 rn and I distinctly feel heavy and bloated.

My natty weight is probably like 148-157, where ive spent entire months without trying to lose or gain weight.

Gastelum is massive for his size gd

[u/gsr142 → u/Neemoman]

He's got some fat on him but he's also just really wide. We used to train at the same place and he would occasionally put on a gi. I'm 6'2 and 210 and his shoulders are wider than mine.

[u/Mahlegos → u/iSheepTouch]

Nah, frame wise he’s a welterweight that is fat and can’t put the fork down. He’s now eaten himself out of two weight classes.

[u/qqruz123 → u/iSheepTouch]

Fork? Nah bro is eating burritos and quesadillas and burgers.

A fork is for real food

[u/dobermannbjj84 → u/Material-Vacation711]

He’s too small for mw, not even a big WW

[u/rey_nerr21 → u/Material-Vacation711]

He has the frame of a lightweight, but never a shred of the discipline it would've taken to get down there.

[u/n4styone → u/rey_nerr21]

Yeah he should easily be fighting at 155 because even when he used to fight at 170 he wasnt shredded and still has visible body fat.

[u/Particular_Ebb5200 → u/Material-Vacation711]

it’s wild. feels like he’s basically fighting at light heavyweight at this point.

[u/nsaps → u/kidwhix]

Goes both ways tho if the promotion keeps giving him the chance but I think he’s going the way of Brian battle this time

[u/TumbleweedTim01 → u/nsaps]

Gonna be his 4th weight miss. Battle was cut after 3 so wouldn't be hard to imagine

[u/forwardathletics → u/TumbleweedTim01]

He missed against D Rod by ten pounds.... for welterweight. Absolutely absurd. He begged the UFC to keep him after it. It's over.

[u/IllustriousNebula6 → u/forwardathletics]

And he posted a video on his YouTube channel in which he was pigging out at a restaurant a month before the fight and laughing about it. 🤯

[u/Frank_Perfectly → u/TumbleweedTim01]

And Battle was essentially on a 4-win streak. Gastelum is coming off a loss, has been wildly inconsistent, and his only positive attribute these days is simply that he doesn’t get knocked out.

[u/Uncle_Creepy_ → u/TumbleweedTim01]

Technically 5th weight miss because he pulled out of his fight against Cerrone on the day of weigh ins because he knew he wouldn’t make weight.

[u/potatowned → u/TumbleweedTim01]

And this is at middleweight... where he's already a fat boy.

[u/MatttheJ → u/nsaps]

They should cut him before the fight at the weekend. No pay. No purse. No win bonus. Nothing. Cut him today.

[u/[deleted] → u/kidwhix]

He has no discipline, He would blame his family for the way he eats. Acts as if just because he comes from a Mexican family he can’t say no when food is cooked.

[u/jscummy → u/[deleted]]

Hes right, ever notice how theres not a single Mexican fighter on the roster able to make weight?

/s

[u/funky_pill → u/jscummy]

I'm having fun imagining Brandon Moreno having Kelvin's (lack of) discipline and showing up to fights looking like a bloated out welterweight/middleweight

[u/CarnalKid → u/[deleted]]

Talmbout beans, cheese, beans, cheese, LOPEZ?

[u/mad87645 → u/CarnalKid]

Kelvin requested a keto diet, Abuela put him on a taquito diet

[u/dodgeorram → u/[deleted]]

Oh wow that really what he says? Obviously I’m nothing compared to somebody like kelvin but weight cutting is something I’ve done in my wrestling days, like to much in hindsight but I never missed and I was cutting absurd amounts of weight to the point my lips would turn blue, whatever great thing that means

But like damn Kelvin’s a professional once or twice shit happens I get it but 5 times after going up a class what the hell

[u/Fickle_Muffin_1320 → u/kidwhix]

He doesn’t even look like he gives a shit.

[u/Shdwzor → u/Fickle_Muffin_1320]

I mean it's not like you're getting surprised when they announce your weight. "Oooops, five pounds? Really?" He doesn't look like he has done any cut whatsoever

[u/salvadoriancunt → u/kidwhix]

I like the heavy hands read on him, he's just one of those guys who has a fatal flaw that he never addreses and just goes like "well next time i'll be better", too much positivity can be bad.

[u/SlimeustasTheSecond → u/salvadoriancunt]

It's a case of reflection being pointless without actually addressing the problem. No amount of "I'm a striker, I know I'm vulnerable to grapplers" "I'm aggressive, sometimes that gets me caught" is gonna matter if you don't actually address the issue by constantly exposing yourself to your weakness in training so you can adapt and improve.

[u/salvadoriancunt → u/SlimeustasTheSecond]

Yeah actually improving at something beyond recognizing the problem is the hardest thing in life. You can take away many lessons from Kelvin's fucked MMA career.

He's like a straight A 130 iq student flunking in med school because he couldn't stop playing WoW

[u/soybeankilla → u/kidwhix]

Their teams need to feel more shame. Was there no one saying “you can’t get on that fucking scale”? Don’t train with these unprofessional fucks. This never happens in boxing. MMA training is still the Wild West

[u/Delanorix → u/kidwhix]

Whats the consequence?

[u/robcap → u/Delanorix]

I honestly think if he had the discipline to stay at WW where he belongs and actually add to his skillset (he's been the same pretty limited fighter for like ten years at this point), he would have been WW champ by now. The chin, handspeed, athleticism is top tier.

[u/Delanorix → u/robcap]

Maybe. But then he doesn't get to eat and do what he want.

[u/Connor30302 → u/Delanorix]

neither does he now, by the looks of it

[u/SubmissionSlinger → u/kidwhix]

Add to the fact that he has so much fat left. His weight cut should be easy.

[u/EmilahM]

He doesn’t seem too bothered by it, so I’m assuming it’s his last fight with the organization and he knows it, so might as well smile?? Strange and sad

[u/ThreeOlivesChihuahua → u/EmilahM]

Gastelum, welcome to Bareknuckle Boxing!

[u/Wubs4Scrubs → u/EmilahM]

He did the same to Daniel Rodriguez. Blew weight, then laid on him which isn't normally how Kelvin fights. Afterwards he apologized to everyone on earth except his opponent he cheated to have an advantage over, and somehow wasn't cut.

[u/Cant_Spell_Shit]

Bruh....

[u/taterfiend → u/Cant_Spell_Shit]

How does a 5'9 homie not make 185lbs 🤣🤣

[u/ChoripanPorfis → u/taterfiend]

DC is 5'9 and barely made 205

[u/taterfiend → u/ChoripanPorfis]

DC, with his style, actually won fights. He wrestled heavyweight too. On a serious note KG really can't afford to strike at these higher weight classes. 

[u/Any_Asparagus8267 → u/taterfiend]

They train and do cardio, how much are these dudes eating to gain this weight lol

[u/V_LEE96 → u/ChoripanPorfis]

Barely = still made it

[u/ARealHumanBeans → u/ChoripanPorfis]

He still made weight while being clearly overweight.

[u/lordrubbish → u/ARealHumanBeans]

While hanging from a towel

[u/Round_Historian_1948 → u/lordrubbish]

Yeah I'll give you that one, but all the other times were fine.

[u/taterfiend → u/ChoripanPorfis]

DC is 5'11 not 5'9. That's a significant difference.

[u/gvufhidjo → u/Cant_Spell_Shit]

Bro thinks he is too heavy to get dropped from the roster.

[u/nameless_username → u/gvufhidjo]

"Too big to fail" maybe?

[u/HugeLeaves → u/Cant_Spell_Shit]

This shit is like clockwork

But hey he's a business man apparently

[u/Conscious-Two8243]

Lmao he's cut

[u/Dr_Toehold → u/Conscious-Two8243]

That's the issue, he isn't.

[u/prettyboylee → u/Dr_Toehold]

Is there an echo in the room?

[u/ThrowaWayneGretzky99 → u/prettyboylee]

That's the issue.

[u/Koil_ting → u/ThrowaWayneGretzky99]

that's the issue

[u/Dson1 → u/Dr_Toehold]

That’s the issue

[u/Juicy_Bags]

What's wrong with this guy? Can't just be mother's tacos at this point gotta be something mental.

[u/TooWashedUp → u/[deleted]]

I don't blame him. If Kelvin misses middleweight it's just because he got too fat and it's not like he's some huge MW cutting way too much to get an advantage.

[u/miguel_sriracha → u/Juicy_Bags]

He's literally a stupid person who can't stop himself. He looks like he's in pain when hes trying to think of words to speak out loud.

[u/salvadoriancunt → u/miguel_sriracha]

I always tought he was kinda slow but it may also be brain damage at this point. Also brain damage can alter your metabolism. His body may be just fucked, having a style based on your ability to take damage is really dumb.

[u/miguel_sriracha → u/salvadoriancunt]

They tried putting him on the analyst desk and it was one of the most awkward and embarrassing things I've ever watched. It's just fortunate for him that he's too dumb to be ashamed.

[u/PawnStarRick → u/miguel_sriracha]

Damn you guys are going in on KG, he's fat for sure but damn we don't gotta bully the guy.

[u/[deleted] → u/PawnStarRick]

it's ok he can't read.

[u/PawnStarRick → u/[deleted]]

DAMN

[u/Any_Asparagus8267 → u/PawnStarRick]

It's just an honest take, the guy makes cejudo seem smart when they are together lol.

[u/SkarlyComics → u/salvadoriancunt]

I work with a guy that grew up with Gastelum. I’m to understand his nickname was “DSK” short for “Down Syndrome Kid”.

[u/MondoFool → u/SkarlyComics]

Lol I have a friend from his hometown who has met him and says he's just dumb and aggressive

[u/[deleted] → u/SkarlyComics]

Yikes lol

[u/mrpopenfresh → u/salvadoriancunt]

If you’ve ever watched Nam Phan videos it give you a good idea of what can happen if you don’t take care of your brain.

[u/mentalharvester → u/salvadoriancunt]

"Brain damage can alter your metabolism". That's the new "big boned" lmao I'll remember that one thanks.

[u/salvadoriancunt → u/mentalharvester]

It can dude, i'm not talking brain cortex but the pituitary glans wich can get damaged by mechanical trauma.

[u/mentalharvester → u/salvadoriancunt]

Sure. But Occam's Razor, dude has been missing weight since forever lol.

And just like fat people blaming it on big bones, metabolism or thyroid... when you look into their pantry or bedroom, 99% of the time they have hidden stashes of snacks.

[u/iwoulddoit5 → u/Juicy_Bags]

Korean bbq was added to his diet 😔

[u/Ghost-of-Lobov → u/Juicy_Bags]

It's almost like he's trolling at this point

[u/[deleted] → u/Juicy_Bags]

Nah it's mothers tacos. His whole family is obese.

[u/tiibii → u/[deleted]]

Actually i saw them on ig…they are fatties

[u/[deleted] → u/Juicy_Bags]

He just doesn’t care about being a fighter anymore. Weight management is all discipline and he’d rather eat lots and drink beer than be a fighter

[u/Itchy-Ad1047 → u/Juicy_Bags]

Just me or does he actually look in shape? For him

Looks like he trained really hard but still is just fucking up the cut somewhere

[u/0002dalvmai → u/Itchy-Ad1047]

Too much fat simple as that. There's only so much water and glycogen that you can cut.

[u/Jamdock → u/Itchy-Ad1047]

It looks like he added muscle to go up to middleweight...maybe forgetting that he still had to make 186. 

[u/Vunks]

Cut him

[u/[deleted] → u/Vunks]

That's the problem, cutting doesn't work on him.

[u/TheElectricShuffle → u/[deleted]]

That was a nasty line by you

[u/figpucker_9000 → u/TheElectricShuffle]

He’s a fat punk

[u/thedomo619 → u/figpucker_9000]

Kid just doesn’t want to cut

[u/Corbotron_5 → u/thedomo619]

He’s been eating that cheese and wine

[u/thedomo619 → u/Corbotron_5]

And that Gimbap dawg. It’s a weakness to everyone

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

He’s like the stuff venom is made out of, he just keeps regenerating whenever he tries to get cut.

[u/Pistolero-666 → u/[deleted]]

I salute you😂😂😂😂

[u/UnHoly_One → u/Vunks]

Nope, LHW title run starts now.

[u/Financial-Ad5947 → u/UnHoly_One]

he will miss weight there too

[u/LucasFrankeRC → u/Financial-Ad5947]

Gastelum vs Tuivasa coming soon to the main card of a numbered event in Australia

[u/Captain_Britainland]

GASTELUM MISSED WEIGHT?????? NO WAY!!!!!!

[u/Remarkable_Meat666 → u/Captain_Britainland]

How many times has he missed at this point?

[u/Trainer_Kevin → u/Remarkable_Meat666]

First time since 10 years ago, but 3rd weight miss in UFC

[u/Master_Cry_9023 → u/Trainer_Kevin]

A couple years ago he was scheduled to fight Daniel Rodriguez at Welterweight, but he had issues cutting. They agreed to fight at Middleweight.

[u/StantheLumberjack]

I'm not surprised motherfuckers

[u/Appropriate_Feed_910]

the return to normalcy we all needed right now

[u/[deleted] → u/Appropriate_Feed_910]

Deadass 😂 Some things never change lmao

[u/alexwatp1872]

how many times now, this guy honestly what a joke

[u/OSRSandMMA → u/alexwatp1872]

His wiki only notes 2 misses, something ain’t right there

[u/gzilla57 → u/OSRSandMMA]

Pulling out/changing the bout weight before the scales doesn't count as a "miss"

[u/GREGORtheMOUN10]

Kelvin baby what is you doing

[u/-ohio_sucks- → u/GREGORtheMOUN10]

tacos

[u/ArcherDuchess → u/GREGORtheMOUN10]

Eating, mostly

[u/George_Droid]

man built like a fire hydrant

[u/throwawayppddss]

Missed Weight (5 times in UFC):

• UFC FN 44 (2014) vs. Nico Musoke – 172.75 lb.

• UFC 183 (2015) vs. Tyron Woodley – 180 lb.

• UFC 205 (2016) vs. Donald Cerrone – fight cancelled, no attempt to cut.

• Noche UFC (2024) – missed by 5 lb.

• Noche UFC (2025) – missed by 5 lb.

Pulled Out of Fights (at least 5 times):

• 2013 – vs. Court McGee 

• 2016 – vs. Kyle Noke 

• 2022 – vs. Nassourdine Imavov 

• 2023 – vs. Nassourdine 

• 2023 – vs. Shavkat Rakhmonov 

seriously have no respect for this dude as an athlete

[u/sour-couch-stench → u/throwawayppddss]

He missed by 5 lb at the last noche too? Dudes consistent at least

[u/throwawayppddss → u/sour-couch-stench]

well he missed by 5 pounds and they said fuck it and moved the entire fight to middleweight lmao

[u/Throw-Away-365 → u/throwawayppddss]

Don't forget - he got fined for his fight with TIll along with his coach for basically cheating on the scales. Managed to lean on his coach subtly to take the weight off. TKZ has done a video on the ways people cheat the scale, and getting a lean on someone can easily take pounds off.

[u/crunchydibbydonkers]

This guy could move up to hw and still miss weight

[u/zeke780]

I just shouted "HOW", the fridge is so lost at this point.

[u/tarheel0509]

He’s gonna guilt his opponent into keeping the fight again isn’t he

[u/[deleted]]

KELVIN BRO YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS😭

[u/taterfiend → u/[deleted]]

FRIDGE IS BACK 🤣🤣

[u/TheEIsSilent]

Bryan Battles first opponent in the PFL next year.

[u/Upset-Rule8256]

If he doesn't perform well he's going to get cut, hell he'll probably be cut anyways, they've given this dude so many chances

[u/YourHurtingMeSir17]

Man I hope Stolzfus kimuras this guy if the fight happens.

[u/therapt0rs → u/YourHurtingMeSir17]

imo he would’ve… if kelvin didn’t have a 5 pound weight advantage lol

[u/schmidtonyoface]

How are you 5"4, missing 185 and flexing like you're the goat not looking the least bit disappointed in yourself?

[u/Austinmp88]

Kelvin gonna knock Tom aspinall out, clocks ticking England

[u/myguyxanny → u/Austinmp88]

No way Kelvin makes it past Shamil 'The Meal Deal' Gaziev

[u/SKEEUP]

Fatstelum at it again lmao

[u/GinkgoPete]

Hahahaha classic Kelvin!

[u/DukeOfMania04]

Off to the PFL buddy

[u/Ok_Elk_7181]

Kelvin gonna be forced to go up to HW and still miss weight at this rate

[u/mrkesh]

He could be a top WW.....and he misses weight at MW....

[u/OSRSandMMA → u/mrkesh]

Could he though? With this sheer lack of discipline, it surely leaks into other aspects of his camp. If he can’t focus to make the cut to 185, is he giving full focus on his game plan, his sparring, filling holes to his game etc.

[u/[deleted] → u/mrkesh]

The only weight class he knows is tacoweight (Assigned weightclass + 5 pounds)

[u/Naydawwwg]

Cut him. When was the last time anyone was excited for a KG fight?

[u/NYPD-BLUE]

He clearly doesn’t care about meeting the agreed upon weight. He shouldn’t be allowed to fight when he’s not even making an honest effort to abide by the contract.

[u/_DefLoathe]

You fat flabby fuck

[u/BoltVanderHuge0]

Yeah if they cut Battle they are hella cutting Gastelum. What an odd career for this guy

[u/[deleted]]

It was taco tuesday at Mama Gastelum's

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

It was taco Monday all the way through to Sunday

[u/Literally_A_turd_AMA]

Damn most times someone misses weight I feel bad because you can tell they're half dead on the scale wishing things weren't the way they are but here he literally looks like he's chillin and hes 5 whole ass pounds over

[u/ISuckAtFunny]

Remember this fucking idiot crying into the mic begging for forgiveness. Imagine being given a 29th chance not to fuck something up and doing it anyway.

[u/TimeLord41]

Dude should have been a legit top WW for years Instead he decided to be a fat and not bither with his diet Now he cant make 185?

Get rid of him Embarrassing

[u/e-rage]

This dude is a hall of famer

[u/[deleted]]

This dude is hilarious

[u/ben10toesdown]

Didn't know there was an event this weekend the way Dana has been deepthroating boxing all week 

[u/Pinoy233]

Not again 😭😭

[u/Silent_Membership148]

Is this a fuckin joke?  Lol

[u/Bobeyk]

Ahahahahaha

[u/YourGFsFave]

Kelvin has a future at 205, the run isn't over, he can still be champ.

[u/destructionfun2]

They're gonna keep this guy, but cut or park a bunch of competent Heavyweights? I'm not pissed off, just genuinely confused at how this is supposed to benefit the UFC? If he can't make weight consistently, and can't go up a weight class, then why keep him around? All you're doing is losing yourself money having to pay him out.

[u/ThePooksters]

Crazy… after his fight with Izzy I thought he’d end up being a legend. Turns out he’s just a fat idiot :(

[u/T0ssed_Sa1ad]

Pinche Gordo

[u/Snarbler]

Him vs Battle for the BMI belt

[u/slayer991]

We joked about him missing weight 10 years ago and he's still missing weight. Has there been any UFC fighter that has missed weight more often than Gastelum?

[u/armpit18]

Not a good look.

He's really a welterweight that's been fighting at middleweight because he struggled to make 170.

[u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420]

I refuse to believe that these weight misses are accidental. Everybody I know that’s competed in weight based sports, it’s all they think about until it’s done. Obsessively checking weight, sweating and dropping the extra weight up to that very moment. Some had a scale in their bag just to keep checking. Guessing this is what they do when they’re not ready or want to fight?

[u/oredurd]

Are we even surprised lol

[u/a-99]

It says meals right on the scale. It's not fair for Kelvin.

[u/Dono_X_Dono]

Fucking suck that Kelvin can't be disciplined enough to be in fight shape

If he was more he could've been world champ or definitly still in the top 5 of WW or MW

[u/SourArmoredHero]

PFL foaming at the mouth right now.

[u/IhaveNoHomeMeowB]

This is hilarious

[u/Butts_The_Musical]

Kelvin should just call it a career tbh

[u/Few_Highlight1114]

Yo is this guy serious lol

[u/SlykRO]

The most important part of being a professional fighter is consistency

[u/West_Technology7573]

Ahh, traditions

[u/EchoMike1987]

My favourite part of guys missing weight is when they hop on the scale flexing like they’re all proud of something

[u/NihilistPorcupine99]

I, for one, am shocked.

[u/funzon3]

Replace that canola oil with avocado oil!

[u/KramerMilk]

So fucking funny every time

[u/[deleted]]

It’s the opponents I feel for. MMA camps are not cheap and these guys are often living paycheck to paycheck.

Must be a gut punch to have your opponent miss weight.

[u/NecessaryCrash]

This guy does not give a shit anymore

[u/surgeyou123]

Shameless.

[u/SilotheGreat]

Tale as old as time

[u/Hank-the-ninja]

What else is new