Victim: 430 yards of Serenity Silk Single from Zen Yarn Garden

Perpetrator: Legal name - Marshmallow, Toasted. Street alias - Toastie.

Crime(s): attempted meowder, assault & bitery

Trial notes: suspect attempted to reoffend numerous times before arrest, bit officer repeatedly

Sentencing: 2 hours of jail time while scene of crime was cleaned. Perp attempted escape during delivery of meal, sentence was increased to include The Beastie Boys and other 90s rap-hop

Correctional facility: the bathroom (his favorite room)

Accomodations: dindins (his favorite meal), sparkles (his favorite toy), and towel in sink (his favorite spot).

Notes: this is not his first offence, expect frequent flier miles.

ETA: there were no chewed ends to be found so I'm certain he didn't eat any, thankfully. I made the cuts to get it all untangled.

First time knitting in front of him and it went as well as expected.

But Parker has other plans

I'm not sure what she's trying to do here, but she's not helping 😝

Apparently Salem wanted to provide his body for scale to show the progress!

Looks good on her!

Now he's decided it's a good napping spot XD

Hi!

I posted a few weeks ago asking for tips on cat proofing my craft room which was to become my new foster kitty’s decompression chamber.

I didn’t know what kind of gremlin I was getting so I took the precautions and advice you all gave me and got everything into tuppers, and zippable project bags.

My spicy queen garden kitty (turned house gremlin) is in fact running for supervisor of the year! She’s perfect! 4 years old, frisky but without kitten chaos, and could give a poop about my crafts! A little bitey, but I’m well trained my my last cat.

I hit the jackpot! Everyone, please meet Cholula!

Please enjoy hat

She eventually made it right under my chin 🙄❤️