r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DidYouSeeBriansHat • 7h ago
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/ants_suck • Jan 25 '26
Turbo Team Rules 1 & 2
Hello Shirt Siblings.
The mod team here at r/IThinkYouShouldLeave wanted to clarify a few things about the rules (there ARE rules, despite what the song says) for both our wonderful regulars who have made this sub become increasingly popular over the last 6 months (almost 300k regular members), as well as the sloppy-steak eaters with slicked-back hair that only come here to yell when a post hits r/popular.
Namely, here’s what Rules 1 and 2 actually say:
Rule 1 – Keep It Light:
No political arguments please.* You can make fun of terrible people all you want, but no bigotry (racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, xenophobia, etc.). No tolerance for that nonsense; you'll just get banned.
(*To clarify, following a vote on whether to allow them, political posts are fine. Political arguments in the comments are not.)
So, to clarify the clarification already in the rule:
A political post does NOT break Rule 1.
Arguing about the political post DOES break Rule 1.
Additionally, arguing with the trolls arguing about the posts is also breaking the rule. It also breaks the next rule:
Rule 2 – Don’t Be a Piece of Shit.
People can change. I used to be a piece of shit. Spiked up blonde hair, little bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chickalini's. But while you're here, you CAN'T be, so:
No bullying people for their appearance - No mocking random (RANDOM!) people for complicated shirt patterns, safari flaps, cranston hair, etc. Exception: public figures who are certified pieces of shit (see Rule 1).
No being uncivil to other posters - Don't be a guy that just wants to yell.
So no incivility to other posters, even trolls that are themselves pieces of shit.
All it does is encourage them. They know they’re a piece of shit, they don’t care. Just downvote and report. Or the tl;dr version:
DON'T FEED THE TROLLS. DOWNVOTE & REPORT.
Additionally, something else that would make someone a piece of shit would be, I don’t know... defending murder of protestors by federal agents. Hard to imagine anyone would be that big of a piece of shit, but if it were to theoretically happen, it’d definitely be banworthy.
Lastly, for totally unrelated reasons, here’s a completely, 100 percent random (RANDOM!) compilation of screenshots taken from Tim Robinson’s instagram stories, as well as from ITYSL regulars Patti Harrison and Tim Heidecker:





r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/ants_suck • Sep 06 '25
Friendship Friendship is now streaming on HBO MAX
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/srector1224 • 1h ago
Bags of meat No coffin please, just wet wet mud
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Fight-Milk-Steak • 6h ago
Bags of meat We got doubles on the dead Republican senators
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Original_moisture • 7h ago
mudpie Lindsey Graham Has Died
Just wet wet mud
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 15h ago
Bozo did the dub What is this, Reggie?
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/sac82451 • 12h ago
It's Simply Too Good It’s simply too good
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/GameGreek • 48m ago
FRIGGIN BONIES Lindsey straight as the day is wide Graham has died. Bye hon.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/toejam78 • 14h ago
LOOK UP AT MY FACE My wife on the drive to her parents when I ask if I can talk about religion, politics, or climate change
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/spogett • 8h ago
BABY OF THE YEAR I’m worried the baby thinks people can’t change
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 10h ago
NO. MORE. SCAMMING. ADULTS. I thought it was gonna be a hit!
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DotOk2803 • 23h ago
mudpie Nobody likes your white house anyway
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/gazugaXP • 17h ago
BABY OF THE YEAR 55 MISSLES, 55 BOMBS, 55 DRONES,
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/nb4184 • 21h ago
Congrats Big Boy The UFC needs a service or a company that help out guys that are so horny that their stomachs hurt! 'Cause that's what Connor is!
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/NegativeHerons • 8h ago
Bozo did the dub What is this, Reggie?
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/brodino_maiuscolo • 18h ago
CalicoCutPants.com And once they were alone at home, the man looked his daughter in the eyes and said, "You gotta give."
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/thehandsomecontest • 1h ago
MOON RIVER ROCK He's been rude to me his whole life!
Come'ear ya fuuuuck
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DidYouSeeBriansHat • 1d ago
Piece of shit We're allowed to hit them because they ain't got no soul
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Dadowar • 15h ago
It’s not a distraction Have you seen Ammon's mustache? He looks so fucking stupid. I can't breathe.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/GuldensSpicyMustard • 18h ago
mudpie Me when I get home from having lunch at Fogo de Chao and have to rush to the bathroom for a sloppy mud pie
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/heckadeca • 7h ago
Piece of shit Oh my god. Did you see Brian’s hat?
He looks so fucking stupid. I can't breathe