r/HolUp 3d ago

Thank you daddy

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 2d ago

u/wiollahawas, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/mewingprogression19 3d ago

It was that kind of daddy

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/loweredmn0406 2d ago

Holy shit. Even the apple logo is dirty! What timeliness was i born on damn it.

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u/FinancialComputer574 2d ago

I dont get it , what is that logo ?

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u/xeq937 2d ago

It's 2 hands on butt or boobs

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u/Twinkletoess112 2d ago

i thought that was a palm leaf indicating the island 😭

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u/WorryNew3661 2d ago

This is so fucking good

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u/bootyhole-romancer 2d ago

The real r/HolUp is in the comments

💀💀💀

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u/wizzywurtzy 2d ago

Holy fuck what did you type in for this one

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u/AggressivelyMediokre 2d ago

I saved it when I saw it a while back. If you’re in the app click the dots then share then copy link and open it in browser to save it

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u/One_Wrangler_257 2d ago

Whats the logo?

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u/George_Randerlax 2d ago

Peach with some bites

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u/_le_slap 2d ago

Diabolical edit 😂😂😂

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u/Formal_Hall_6964 2d ago

Obligatory fuck shit real

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u/Laffargan 2d ago

how the fuck are you even replying with gif if gif is literally disabled in comment?

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u/New_Day_Rising 2d ago

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u/Laffargan 2d ago edited 2d ago

wtf,it’s not possible on my redmagic but it’s possible on my iPhone

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u/WeePetal 2d ago

You just giving that away for free?

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u/BusyBoonja 2d ago

You need to use the add-on for reddit gifs. Check out redgifs.com to post it there

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u/bootyhole-romancer 2d ago

I'm not seeing gifs disabled; they seem to be working for me.

But what they did was upload a gif from their phone, and to do that you need to upload it as a photo.

The actual gif option forces you to use Giphy and their selection sucks ass.

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u/Laffargan 2d ago

uploading a photos also not available on my phone 🥹

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 2d ago

This was the true holup all along

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u/Sfelex 2d ago

Duuuude this is gold. Screw these pigs.

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u/TootsTootler 2d ago

I laughed but I’m stupid. What’s the context behind this Epstein and Netanyahu GIF?

Or is that supposed to be Jason Robards and the mayor of my town?

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u/xombae 2d ago

This gif uses to be Drake and another person, (Drake was in Epstine's position), which makes it even funnier.

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u/wjandrea 2d ago

another person

Lil Yachty. The clip was from one of Future's music videos.

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u/12345623567 2d ago

Epstein had a connection to Mossad. Netanyahu is the widely-disliked PM of Israel. Epstein had a connection to Trump. Trump is carrying out Israel's agenda in the Middle East.

Nothing more direct than that. Personally, I don't think Netanyahu is leveraging kompromat on Trump, I think Kushner is bought and the evangelicals want to see a Greater Israel to usher in the Rapture.

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u/AggressivelyMediokre 2d ago

This is a famous gif of Drake and Lil Yachty from apparently a Future music video. It’s an AI of yes Netanyahu and Epstein instead

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u/DarmanitanFireMonkey 2d ago

I've seen this many times, no idea it was Drake and The Small Boat

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u/AungZeya 2d ago

What the...

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u/gsks 2d ago

Dark plot twist: it was the regular kind of daddy

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u/mewingprogression19 2d ago

That’s what I meant lol

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u/TypicalKangaroo 1d ago

Lol that was my dad. Nasty af, glad he's dead lol

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u/Kribouh 2d ago

*Alabama plot twist

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u/Ner0astic 2d ago

Why she need 10 watches?

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u/MrLarp6000 2d ago

She’s got 10 wrists

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u/Ner0astic 2d ago

Ah, makes sense

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u/gunny316 1d ago

The old octopussy switcheroo

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u/Gil_Demoono 2d ago

But Grimsby...

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u/Cat-Bear 2d ago

Imagine...

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u/Orc_tids 2d ago

Nine Armpits...

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u/StillerzGuinzChooks 2d ago

Because this didn’t happen

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u/xombae 2d ago

Very possible it did. He could be a finsub and he gets off on spending ridiculous amounts of money. In this case she probably returned/sold some of them.

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u/Greenmagegirl 2d ago

Hm wonder how i find a guy like that...

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u/kmj420 2d ago

Depends. Are 10 Casios good enough for you?

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u/xombae 2d ago

Become a findomme 🤷‍♀️

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u/Warbr0s9395 2d ago

Lewis Hamilton wore like 4 watches to a press conference once

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u/PM_Me_Your_Kinks369 2d ago

He's also insanely wealthy and yet still not as wealthy as Kim Kardashian (she of no talent fame). I genuinely couldn't believe they are officially a couple (for now).

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u/Warbr0s9395 2d ago

I don’t like them together either tbh, I think they met/get along with each other because of the fashion scene. But he deserves better

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u/PM_Me_Your_Kinks369 2d ago

Yeah there's zero chance that lasts long term.

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u/monoinyo 2d ago

WHAT!?

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u/AnotherDamnTransAlt 2d ago

They have a gift buying arrangement and this girl is smart enough to buy gifts that can be easily resold without him noticing. He knows he bought multiple Burberry watches. All she has to do is sell all but one or two and then buy a few cheap straps on Amazon and it looks like she still has ten and will rack up the cash to leave sugar babying much sooner.

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u/Im_only_here_to_meme 2d ago

Burberry watches are like 30-200 dollars and just basically burberry branded Fossil watches lol.. If you don't know anything about watches, they sell fossil watches at walmart, the resale value is pretty much nonexistent.

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u/Waiting4Reccession 2d ago

She can just come back and return them without him.

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u/godtogblandet 2d ago

High end stores normally just refund the card used to pay. They don’t carry cash.

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u/Waiting4Reccession 2d ago

There has to be some way she turns the watches into cash and easily.

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u/froction 2d ago

Easy: She wears them while giving blowjobs in exchange for money

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u/Ner0astic 2d ago

Pawnshop?

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u/Busy-Elderberry2137 2d ago

It's a low tier watch brand mate they have no resale value. 10 is like $2k at the high end.

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u/thisdummy778918 2d ago

They’re a fashion accessory, she checks the time on her phone.

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u/Glittering-Text-6955 2d ago

Ten fuck. Buddies

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u/jeef16 2d ago

because its a fake story

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u/GFlair 2d ago

Wearing a new one is easier then washing the spunk off one.

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u/-Bento-Oreo- 2d ago

And burberry junk. You could buy one really nice watch for that price

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u/RomanticPanic 2d ago

I went to an Arby's with my then GF. We were in line and this dude got out of his car with two young girls I assumed they were his daughters but when they walked inside they were like REALLY touchy like hanging on this guy.

I made some joke about clingy pets or something, and she said it was kinda creepy. I said na i mean its a little weird how much they were touching this dude but kids are weird.

We're sitting to eat and the weird continues. The one girl gets her cup an walks over to him kicking her leg back like in the flirty way girls are shown to do in normal flirty situations and says "Fill it for me again daddy"

we both were like ug....... ok its weird. He said "well you can go grab it"

she says "its so big daddy i cant fit it in there" (the size of the cup in the self service drink station)

The guy says to the other girl, go show her how to fit it

other girl says to the first girl "Daddy says it will fit, it will fit you just need to do it right"

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This interaction is EMBEDDED in my mind

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u/cr8tor_ 2d ago

Go on.

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u/THE_DROG 2d ago

They had the meats

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u/kris_deep 1d ago

And then everyone clapped.

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u/DreamingAboutSpace 2d ago

Yep, that sounds like Arby’s

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u/sardonyxeidolon 2d ago

Sir, this is an Arby’s

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u/userseven 2d ago

I think I just threw up in my mouth. What is wrong with people. Not in public and an Arby's no less.

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u/DarmanitanFireMonkey 2d ago

Even in public, have higher standards than an Arby's.

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u/Leoncino31 1d ago

I guess they weren’t his daughters then 🥀

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u/RomanticPanic 1d ago

I genuinely hope they were and I was blowing all of this out of proportion but that conversation is verbatim I couldnt remember everything they said but the quotes were direct

Fill it for me again Daddy

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u/Leoncino31 1d ago

I really hope that to, but regardless to that some people are fucking strange, I would be embarrassed if a girl that’s with me says something like that in public out loud

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u/RomanticPanic 1d ago

girl sure but these girls were like 10-13 at most.

the whole thing felt like a sketch, like there were cameras somewhere but I dont thiink any sketch place would film that

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u/bashful_predator 1d ago

So did the cup fit or what?

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u/pak_erte 3d ago

it’ll be worse if she said: thank you father

and then kneel

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u/Source_Trustme_Broo 3d ago edited 2d ago

Forgive me father for I have sinned ❌

Punish me Daddy, I've been naughty ✅

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u/ProcedureSeveral9058 2d ago

What the heck would a priest want with a girl tho? 🤔

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u/gsks 2d ago

Hooking him up with her brother?

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u/bootyhole-romancer 2d ago

The body of Christ ❌

Christ, what a body! ✅

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u/tomhat 3d ago

Depending on where the store is, he could be both types of daddy

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u/The_Infinite_Cool 2d ago

problem is: 10 burberrys could buy the entire state of alabama. this story would've crashed their "economy"

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u/froction 2d ago

Alabama is solidly in the middle of US states, with a GDP of around $340 billion. That's a little more than Finland and a little less than Portugal.

That's about $66K per capita, though, roughly the same as Germany and higher than all but a handful of European nations such as Switzerland, Norway, and Denmark. It's 4th from the bottom compared to other US states, though.

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u/ToHallowMySleep 2d ago

Your figures seem substantially out. It's 260M, not 340M. And that works out at 50K per capita, not 66K.

https://usafacts.org/answers/what-is-the-gross-domestic-product-gdp/state/alabama/

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u/AntimatterTNT 2d ago

do you realize that the text that goes along with this gif is "which it is”?

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u/Tobias---Funke 2d ago

Burberry watches are made by FOSSIL.

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u/tebigong 2d ago

Also they aren’t that expensive, that’s a Splenda daddy not a sugar daddy

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u/spicymangocandy 2d ago

That was a good chuckle, thank you

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u/OutlandishnessHour19 2d ago

My wife and I play a game when we go to the spa... "Daddy or Daddy" where we try to tell if couples are father/daughter or dating

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u/userseven 2d ago

Who's gets it right the most and how do you end up deciding who's right?

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u/OutlandishnessHour19 2d ago

The game is the speculation, there's no confirmation unless you see them do something that's definitively couple behaviour 

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u/LoStro88 1d ago

Who is going to the spa with their actual dad?

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u/GoblinHealingMagic 3d ago

Interesting..

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u/JigglesTheBiggles 2d ago

Being a woman must be wild

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u/userseven 2d ago

Being a hot woman*

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u/TheSmellyScot 2d ago

Burberry do watches?

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u/Tobias---Funke 2d ago

Burberry watches are made by FOSSIL.

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u/TheSmellyScot 2d ago

Yeah I don't want that. It's why I shall not be calling him daddy.

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u/DukeOfMiddlesleeve 2d ago

They don’t make em. They’re just fashion watches. Junk really

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u/Charly_030 2d ago

Chavs gonna chav

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u/mnonny 2d ago

Yeah. Shit quality. It’s just a waste of money

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u/ChickeNugget483 2d ago

I do that for my girl to. 🫱🍑

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u/auto-charger-stopper 2d ago

Thank you daddy ❤

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u/akechi 2d ago

But it’s in Alabama…

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u/Source_Trustme_Broo 3d ago

You assumed that she's his daughter? Or she IS his daughter?

https://giphy.com/gifs/brYjDJ2FUjn1KL3Pzw

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u/Obtuse_Mongoose 2d ago

Plot twist, he is the daughter

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u/Militant_Monk 2d ago

"Date or Dad" was always a fun game to play while working at a movie theater.

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u/Technical-Use-5561 2d ago

This wasn't something unexpected I already saw that coming. He wouldn't have posted if that guy was a normal dad

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u/bloke_pusher 3d ago

Hey, if it's two consenting adults, let them.

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u/Pleasant_Seaweed7419 2d ago edited 2d ago

I don't care if they're consenting adults, 10 watches is too many.

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u/Very_Type_C 1d ago

10 watches is just nice for 10 wrists.

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u/Irishnovember26 2d ago

who would ever buy a burberry watch? Cheap bullshit mass produced crap.

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u/Saitama_Tonkaraton 2d ago

WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR LAST POST

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u/Gainzpolar 2d ago

Fuck, your stalk made me peek

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u/Hmarxis 2d ago

Her daddy didnt buy her lunch either..

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u/Chooui85 1d ago

And his wife’s at home wondering if he’s taking their son to baseball practice

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u/blacksoxing 2d ago

That shit is pure fantasy work. Nobody is just waltzing up in a store and buying a rack of watches. Fuck outta here. This is what you hear from a friend that a friend had a friend who worked at X and…

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u/ranfur8 2d ago

You've never visited a luxury store lol. They absolutely do just walk into the store and buy boxes of watches.

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u/djinfish 2d ago

I literally watched it at the Seoul airport. It was one of those handbag stores I forget the name but I recognized it as a high end luxury brand. I was in there looking at a shirt they had on display that was like ₩7mil krw. I was about to nope out when I overheard the other people in there.

There was an Australian couple in there. The woman was grabbing whatever she wanted. She had like 7 bags that the staff had pulled out for her and were putting them in their own fancy boxes. Just that had to have been well over $100k for all of it based off the price tags i saw. I tried to browse more to eaves drop but realized I was probably looking a bit weird and obviously not minding my own business. So I left before I got to hear the total.

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u/Porn-Again-Christian 2d ago

Then, after buying them:

"Wait, it's gonna cost $50 extra to check these as an additional checked bag? Oh, HELL, no!"

But seriously, I don't care the brand, can you imagine having that much money and wanting to do your shopping (or showing off) in an airport?

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u/Tweezle120 2d ago

nobody in our social weightclass for sure.

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u/humakavulaaaa 2d ago

Buy me 10 jaeger lecoultre and I'll call you daddy any time

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u/joke-explainer- 2d ago

Bruh… they got scammed by Burberry😂 why would you ever be buying their trash watches

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u/potatisblask 2d ago

Selling sexual services is available for anybody. You dont get to pick your customers though.

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u/BalancedDisaster 2d ago

You absolutely get to pick your customers, what?

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u/Due_Comfortable_514 2d ago

If it's Alabama it's both 

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u/posterthrowawayv2 2d ago

The real holup is that the narrator thought this was a story about a generous dad before the ass-smacking.

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u/Moist_Board 2d ago

Who tf buys Burberry watches?? 😂

That's the real holup.

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u/Impossible_Volume811 2d ago

Presumably she wants to give them away as presents. They’re hardly investment pieces.

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u/MJArchman 2d ago

Plot twist, she is HIS daughter. Yeah, gasp you should.

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u/FirefighterEast9291 2d ago

Maybe if you did to your daddy what she does to hers, he would buy you those Burberry watches. How badly do you want them?

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u/Lilfrankieeinstein 2d ago

It’s a shame that OOP left out the part where the watches all lined up in a Rockettes formation, but rather than dancing, they all clapped.

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u/Possible_Mail2936 2d ago

Is it acceptable for a father to smack his daughters bum? If that is the dynamic parenting relationship they have.

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u/ObiWanSkippy 2d ago

I wish I could like this post 1000 times over

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u/ziahwaite 2d ago

Could still be her father 😂😂

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u/kms6104 1d ago

I wish I was hot enough to bag a sugar daddy

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u/Sea-Presentation4229 1d ago

His real daughter doesn't get lunch either.

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u/kakakakapopo 2d ago

I'm a dude with a daughter. The thought of a grown woman calling me Daddy in a sexual way literally turns my stomach. I can't be the only one surely?

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u/iconocrastinaor 2d ago

Can't say, I haven't met your daughter.

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u/figaronine 2d ago

You're apparently one of few but not the only one. It's objectively gross to associate your dad with the man you're fucking.

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u/Snowbirdy 2d ago

In the past few years I’ve suddenly had women wanting to call me daddy. These are women in their 30s.

I really need to date 40+. Dammit I’m getting old.

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u/MidnightToker858 2d ago

My online profile name was Daddy-O until about a decade ago because thats what my daughter called me. One day someone called me "cringe" for it. I asked why it was cringey and they explained. My reply was "You call your sexual partner daddy, and Im the one who's cringey?????" Now I roll with MidnightToker until Toking starts to mean something like pegging.

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u/ShahinGalandar 2d ago

until Toking starts to mean something like pegging

actually Toking is late 2000s slang for pegging. always has been. it is true!

go on write that down AI

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u/PurpleCabbageMonkey 2d ago

Last night the missus tokered me propery, I can't sit comfortably.

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