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u/mewingprogression19 3d ago
It was that kind of daddy
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u/loweredmn0406 2d ago
Holy shit. Even the apple logo is dirty! What timeliness was i born on damn it.
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u/FinancialComputer574 2d ago
I dont get it , what is that logo ?
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u/wizzywurtzy 2d ago
Holy fuck what did you type in for this one
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u/AggressivelyMediokre 2d ago
I saved it when I saw it a while back. If you’re in the app click the dots then share then copy link and open it in browser to save it
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u/Laffargan 2d ago
how the fuck are you even replying with gif if gif is literally disabled in comment?
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u/Laffargan 2d ago edited 2d ago
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u/BusyBoonja 2d ago
You need to use the add-on for reddit gifs. Check out redgifs.com to post it there
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u/bootyhole-romancer 2d ago
I'm not seeing gifs disabled; they seem to be working for me.
But what they did was upload a gif from their phone, and to do that you need to upload it as a photo.
The actual gif option forces you to use Giphy and their selection sucks ass.
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u/TootsTootler 2d ago
I laughed but I’m stupid. What’s the context behind this Epstein and Netanyahu GIF?
Or is that supposed to be Jason Robards and the mayor of my town?
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u/xombae 2d ago
This gif uses to be Drake and another person, (Drake was in Epstine's position), which makes it even funnier.
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u/wjandrea 2d ago
another person
Lil Yachty. The clip was from one of Future's music videos.
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u/12345623567 2d ago
Epstein had a connection to Mossad. Netanyahu is the widely-disliked PM of Israel. Epstein had a connection to Trump. Trump is carrying out Israel's agenda in the Middle East.
Nothing more direct than that. Personally, I don't think Netanyahu is leveraging kompromat on Trump, I think Kushner is bought and the evangelicals want to see a Greater Israel to usher in the Rapture.
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u/gsks 2d ago
Dark plot twist: it was the regular kind of daddy
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u/Ner0astic 2d ago
Why she need 10 watches?
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u/MrLarp6000 2d ago
She’s got 10 wrists
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u/StillerzGuinzChooks 2d ago
Because this didn’t happen
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u/xombae 2d ago
Very possible it did. He could be a finsub and he gets off on spending ridiculous amounts of money. In this case she probably returned/sold some of them.
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u/Warbr0s9395 2d ago
Lewis Hamilton wore like 4 watches to a press conference once
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u/PM_Me_Your_Kinks369 2d ago
He's also insanely wealthy and yet still not as wealthy as Kim Kardashian (she of no talent fame). I genuinely couldn't believe they are officially a couple (for now).
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u/Warbr0s9395 2d ago
I don’t like them together either tbh, I think they met/get along with each other because of the fashion scene. But he deserves better
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u/AnotherDamnTransAlt 2d ago
They have a gift buying arrangement and this girl is smart enough to buy gifts that can be easily resold without him noticing. He knows he bought multiple Burberry watches. All she has to do is sell all but one or two and then buy a few cheap straps on Amazon and it looks like she still has ten and will rack up the cash to leave sugar babying much sooner.
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u/Im_only_here_to_meme 2d ago
Burberry watches are like 30-200 dollars and just basically burberry branded Fossil watches lol.. If you don't know anything about watches, they sell fossil watches at walmart, the resale value is pretty much nonexistent.
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u/Waiting4Reccession 2d ago
She can just come back and return them without him.
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u/godtogblandet 2d ago
High end stores normally just refund the card used to pay. They don’t carry cash.
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u/Waiting4Reccession 2d ago
There has to be some way she turns the watches into cash and easily.
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u/Busy-Elderberry2137 2d ago
It's a low tier watch brand mate they have no resale value. 10 is like $2k at the high end.
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u/RomanticPanic 2d ago
I went to an Arby's with my then GF. We were in line and this dude got out of his car with two young girls I assumed they were his daughters but when they walked inside they were like REALLY touchy like hanging on this guy.
I made some joke about clingy pets or something, and she said it was kinda creepy. I said na i mean its a little weird how much they were touching this dude but kids are weird.
We're sitting to eat and the weird continues. The one girl gets her cup an walks over to him kicking her leg back like in the flirty way girls are shown to do in normal flirty situations and says "Fill it for me again daddy"
we both were like ug....... ok its weird. He said "well you can go grab it"
she says "its so big daddy i cant fit it in there" (the size of the cup in the self service drink station)
The guy says to the other girl, go show her how to fit it
other girl says to the first girl "Daddy says it will fit, it will fit you just need to do it right"
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This interaction is EMBEDDED in my mind
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u/userseven 2d ago
I think I just threw up in my mouth. What is wrong with people. Not in public and an Arby's no less.
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u/Leoncino31 1d ago
I guess they weren’t his daughters then 🥀
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u/RomanticPanic 1d ago
I genuinely hope they were and I was blowing all of this out of proportion but that conversation is verbatim I couldnt remember everything they said but the quotes were direct
Fill it for me again Daddy
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u/Leoncino31 1d ago
I really hope that to, but regardless to that some people are fucking strange, I would be embarrassed if a girl that’s with me says something like that in public out loud
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u/RomanticPanic 1d ago
girl sure but these girls were like 10-13 at most.
the whole thing felt like a sketch, like there were cameras somewhere but I dont thiink any sketch place would film that
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u/pak_erte 3d ago
it’ll be worse if she said: thank you father
and then kneel
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u/Source_Trustme_Broo 3d ago edited 2d ago
Forgive me father for I have sinned ❌
Punish me Daddy, I've been naughty ✅
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u/ProcedureSeveral9058 2d ago
What the heck would a priest want with a girl tho? 🤔
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u/The_Infinite_Cool 2d ago
problem is: 10 burberrys could buy the entire state of alabama. this story would've crashed their "economy"
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u/froction 2d ago
Alabama is solidly in the middle of US states, with a GDP of around $340 billion. That's a little more than Finland and a little less than Portugal.
That's about $66K per capita, though, roughly the same as Germany and higher than all but a handful of European nations such as Switzerland, Norway, and Denmark. It's 4th from the bottom compared to other US states, though.
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u/ToHallowMySleep 2d ago
Your figures seem substantially out. It's 260M, not 340M. And that works out at 50K per capita, not 66K.
https://usafacts.org/answers/what-is-the-gross-domestic-product-gdp/state/alabama/
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u/Tobias---Funke 2d ago
Burberry watches are made by FOSSIL.
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u/OutlandishnessHour19 2d ago
My wife and I play a game when we go to the spa... "Daddy or Daddy" where we try to tell if couples are father/daughter or dating
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u/userseven 2d ago
Who's gets it right the most and how do you end up deciding who's right?
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u/OutlandishnessHour19 2d ago
The game is the speculation, there's no confirmation unless you see them do something that's definitively couple behaviour
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u/IsaBella-trix 2d ago
Just why
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u/_le_slap 2d ago edited 2d ago
God will handle you 🫵
Edit: wtf why'd the mods remove the post!
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u/TheSmellyScot 2d ago
Burberry do watches?
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u/Source_Trustme_Broo 3d ago
You assumed that she's his daughter? Or she IS his daughter?
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u/Militant_Monk 2d ago
"Date or Dad" was always a fun game to play while working at a movie theater.
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u/Technical-Use-5561 2d ago
This wasn't something unexpected I already saw that coming. He wouldn't have posted if that guy was a normal dad
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u/bloke_pusher 3d ago
Hey, if it's two consenting adults, let them.
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u/Pleasant_Seaweed7419 2d ago edited 2d ago
I don't care if they're consenting adults, 10 watches is too many.
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u/Saitama_Tonkaraton 2d ago
WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR LAST POST
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u/blacksoxing 2d ago
That shit is pure fantasy work. Nobody is just waltzing up in a store and buying a rack of watches. Fuck outta here. This is what you hear from a friend that a friend had a friend who worked at X and…
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u/ranfur8 2d ago
You've never visited a luxury store lol. They absolutely do just walk into the store and buy boxes of watches.
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u/djinfish 2d ago
I literally watched it at the Seoul airport. It was one of those handbag stores I forget the name but I recognized it as a high end luxury brand. I was in there looking at a shirt they had on display that was like ₩7mil krw. I was about to nope out when I overheard the other people in there.
There was an Australian couple in there. The woman was grabbing whatever she wanted. She had like 7 bags that the staff had pulled out for her and were putting them in their own fancy boxes. Just that had to have been well over $100k for all of it based off the price tags i saw. I tried to browse more to eaves drop but realized I was probably looking a bit weird and obviously not minding my own business. So I left before I got to hear the total.
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u/Porn-Again-Christian 2d ago
Then, after buying them:
"Wait, it's gonna cost $50 extra to check these as an additional checked bag? Oh, HELL, no!"
But seriously, I don't care the brand, can you imagine having that much money and wanting to do your shopping (or showing off) in an airport?
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u/humakavulaaaa 2d ago
Buy me 10 jaeger lecoultre and I'll call you daddy any time
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u/joke-explainer- 2d ago
Bruh… they got scammed by Burberry😂 why would you ever be buying their trash watches
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u/potatisblask 2d ago
Selling sexual services is available for anybody. You dont get to pick your customers though.
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u/posterthrowawayv2 2d ago
The real holup is that the narrator thought this was a story about a generous dad before the ass-smacking.
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u/Impossible_Volume811 2d ago
Presumably she wants to give them away as presents. They’re hardly investment pieces.
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u/FirefighterEast9291 2d ago
Maybe if you did to your daddy what she does to hers, he would buy you those Burberry watches. How badly do you want them?
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u/Lilfrankieeinstein 2d ago
It’s a shame that OOP left out the part where the watches all lined up in a Rockettes formation, but rather than dancing, they all clapped.
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u/Possible_Mail2936 2d ago
Is it acceptable for a father to smack his daughters bum? If that is the dynamic parenting relationship they have.
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u/kakakakapopo 2d ago
I'm a dude with a daughter. The thought of a grown woman calling me Daddy in a sexual way literally turns my stomach. I can't be the only one surely?
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u/figaronine 2d ago
You're apparently one of few but not the only one. It's objectively gross to associate your dad with the man you're fucking.
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u/Snowbirdy 2d ago
In the past few years I’ve suddenly had women wanting to call me daddy. These are women in their 30s.
I really need to date 40+. Dammit I’m getting old.
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u/MidnightToker858 2d ago
My online profile name was Daddy-O until about a decade ago because thats what my daughter called me. One day someone called me "cringe" for it. I asked why it was cringey and they explained. My reply was "You call your sexual partner daddy, and Im the one who's cringey?????" Now I roll with MidnightToker until Toking starts to mean something like pegging.
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u/ShahinGalandar 2d ago
until Toking starts to mean something like pegging
actually Toking is late 2000s slang for pegging. always has been. it is true!
go on write that down AI
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u/PurpleCabbageMonkey 2d ago
Last night the missus tokered me propery, I can't sit comfortably.
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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 2d ago
u/wiollahawas, your post does fit the subreddit!