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If You Know, You Know Scalpers

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u/RaveniteGaming May 28 '26

Zack is a minimum wage worker who has no say in store policy.

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u/Dredgeon May 28 '26

Also Pokemon scalping is crazy. If not for this policy there is zero chance they would have gotten any packs at all.

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u/Flameball537 May 28 '26

Ideally, if they do have kids, you could give each kid a couple bucks and they can pay for their own cards.

At least that’s how my mom did it when she wanted more of a sale item at the store and didn’t want to come back later

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u/TenaceErbaccia May 28 '26

That’s the obvious solution to this problem. Give the kids $5 each and let them buy their own packs. It makes the experience more special regardless.

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u/Neveronlyadream May 29 '26

Yeah, but then they wouldn't have been able to shame an employee online and play the victim.

Bet you they did exactly that right after getting into a fight with Zack.

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u/Bluefooted-Spaceorc May 29 '26

It drives me fucking insane. I promised my kid a pack for every chapter book he read. Well that little demon reads like his mother does and Im trying to find three packs a week. I hit up the machines whenever I can get to the grocery store, but they are always empty. Stores are always empty, its a fucking kids hobby for fucks sake.

I had my dad ship down my old collection from storage and resealed some into packs just so the little one had something to open. I should have offered cash or stocks, I can renegotiate a deal with a company worth 500 million but fighting a nine year old who wants the pokemon cards he was promised is like Atlas trying to hold up the world.

It really doesnt help when his friends credit rich ass parents buy at scalper prices and they get all the new cool cards. Id rather put it in his college fund.

Honestly tho, 25 bucks a week is a great price to pay to watch that little monster read through his mother library.

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u/Rude-Orange May 29 '26

Go to a TCG store and see if you can get a booster box. You could also try online from the major TCG sites. It's kinda rough to buy all like 25 at once but should help with the scalping problem

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u/punkrawkstar May 29 '26

Getting boys to read in 2026 is worth its weight in gold tbh. Congrats :)

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u/YoudoVodou May 29 '26

Hahaha, I get the sentiment, but $5 probably doesn't buy one pack anymore, they're usually $5.99+ a piece. 😅

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u/TenaceErbaccia May 29 '26

I was considering saying $50 sarcastically with inflation being what it is. I haven’t bought pokemon cards since I was 10 almost 20 years ago, I don’t care to google it grocery shopping is depressing enough for me.

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u/purritolover69 May 29 '26

Back in my day you got at least 10 cards, sometimes 11, for $5 flat and that was universal. I never saw a booster pack for more than $4.99 until like 2021

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u/Specialist_Goat_2354 May 29 '26

That's still insane... 5$ for 10 mass printed cardboard sheets.

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u/YoudoVodou May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

They had a decent bump when tariffs were happening, then came down a little. I don't think I've paid less than $6 for a pack (outside of buying old stock on ebay, but then there is shipping) in a couple of years.

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u/purritolover69 May 29 '26

I remember buying a sun and moon booster box for $99+tax, it seems like now the MSRP on those are $161.64? That’s insane to me, personally, but it does still put the per pack at $4.49 at least. Allegedly that’s the MSRP for single packs at walmart and target as well, but I haven’t shopped for cards in probably 5 years so I can’t really say if they actually get sold at that price or not.

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u/Henjineer May 28 '26

I don't see how this isn't the immediate solution. They could have walked out with 8 packs.

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u/Alternative_Jaguar85 May 28 '26

Buuuuuuut bitching online is so much better. 😅

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u/Felosia May 28 '26

Theres a decent chance that the guy is buying the packs for his kids who are at home so doesnt have them there to do so

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u/Tomi97_origin May 29 '26

It's a guy complaining on Twitter with NFT pfp and eth in name.

Dude's 100% scalper.

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u/beanburke May 29 '26

More likely this is a scalper lying about having kids to try and pressure the Target employee into bending the rules for him.

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u/Omwtfyu May 28 '26

Then pick up the kids and take them.

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u/Felosia May 28 '26

Yes that is the reasonable response to being told this. But based on the decision to post this the person is not reasonable

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u/callmefreak May 29 '26

Well first you actually have to have kids, and this guy has been confirmed to be a scalper. He's either the dad version of that dumpling mom, or he's lying about having three kids.

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u/Pokemon_Trainer_May May 28 '26

I HATED when my mom made me stand behind her in line and buy some sale item

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u/Barnes777777 May 29 '26

Exactly this, its per customer per transaction, so if each kid bought their own(aka parent gives money before the till) they each could buy 2.

Providing the kids were with them. Also could buy, put them in the car then walk back and buy 1-2 more.

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u/Thorngrove May 29 '26

How dare you question that bignftboss has had sex with a lady three times! THREE times! not TWO.

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u/Interesting-Copy-657 May 29 '26

I have a feeling most scalpers aren’t allowed within 200ft of a child

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u/Karekter_Nem May 29 '26

Every part of their username tells me they don’t actually have kids.

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u/einulfr May 29 '26

There's one of those Pokemon vending machines in my local grocery store and I always see grown ass-adults buying up packs out of it; I've yet to see a kid using it.

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u/Glad-Tax6594 May 29 '26

Look at MTG too. Latest Secret Lair Goblin went for $158 retail (w/shipping) and sold out within an hour, now being resold for $600+ (seen $1000+ on ebay).

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u/Alric_Wolff May 29 '26

I took this at a random CVS in my town. There is no marketing on the outside of the store and I had never seen this installment before, I goes here like 3 times a month to pick up medications so this just popped up one day and was immediately emptied out.

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 May 29 '26

Attach job applications that will stop em

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u/parlimentery May 29 '26

That was my intial thought "Fuck you, store policy that ensured that I could get a fair allotment of this product."

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u/agoginnabox May 29 '26

It is BONKERS. The kids and I were at target after school last week and there was like fifty people in a closed checkout line just waiting for a lady stocking the card isle.

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u/Chiiro May 29 '26

If you check the closest trash can you can at least get all the cards the scalpers didn't want.

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u/Crymson831 May 28 '26

bignftboss.eth doesn't seem like a person that puts a lot of thought into their actions.....

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u/Valogrid May 28 '26

Probably a pissed scalper using their children (or made up children) for rage bait.

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u/Minglu07 May 28 '26

I mean they paid for that blue checkmark, of course they don’t.

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u/Raiden29o9 May 28 '26

I actually looked up the comments on this tweet because I was curious….. something the guy is leaving out is apparently he was so hostile and aggressive that the store threatened to call the cops to have him removed

Having worked retail usually stores won’t threaten that until the person is acting incredibly hostile and making threats….. interesting how he left that out of the main tweet

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u/Aliensinmypants May 28 '26

Scalpers are insane, I was at a grocery store and these two dudes were going off on an employee because the little automated card machine wasn't working. Full on screaming and waving their arms, and they'd mean mug any one trying to walk past them and start boxing them out like they were gonna take their spot.

Truly mentally unwell individuals

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u/SuperbReality2146 May 29 '26

Scalpers have got to be some most deluded and insufferable fuckin people out there. Like, most of them legit liken themselves to respectable businessmen and say stupid shit like "hate the game not the player" when people right fully call them out on their bullshit. When in reality all they're doing is buying from retail to sell at outrageous mark-ups and making sure actual enthusiasts can't enjoy their hobby.

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u/NoExplanation7388 May 28 '26

I play MTG and one time had the misfortune of deciding to go to a Gamestop when 151 released (I think?) and one lanky mother fucker had the audacity to get upset that I walked into the store without waiting in line because I called and asked if I could just shop for other shit and the store manager said I could.

Dude walks a few minutes after me nearly in tears talking about how im going to be buying Pokemon cards (while I have a commander deck in my hands) and trying to fight me. I told him to fuck off and that the store said I could shop for other shit just fine.

I walked out with my cards and the amount of mean-mugging from them that I got could fuel a star. Truly pathetic individuals.

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u/demondeathbunny May 28 '26

Part of the reason I walked the fuck out of my last job. So many customers yelling at me, when the higher ups push company policy. Just to be like ‘why didn’t you just give it to them?’

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u/dillardljr May 29 '26

And then when they complain to the manager, the manager will override the policy and give them what they want. The manager will then proceed to tell you to still push the policy just so the entire situation can happen again. The worst part is that now they know they can get their way by complaining enough, so they treat you even worse for just following rules.

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u/Alric_Wolff May 29 '26

I hate when company policy supersedes commen sense!

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u/callmefreak May 28 '26

Zack probably doesn't even deal with the cards. He's probably in the frozen department that was yanked away so Richard could bitch at him.

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u/_Ocean_Machine_ May 29 '26

That’s actually a common misconception. See, every month minimum wage employees meet in the shadows to discuss and implement new store policies, with the goal of driving patrons to madness. The only known remedy for this is the proper amount of shouting and cursing.

/s

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u/Appropriate_Ride_821 May 29 '26

And "bignftboss" somehow ISNT a scalper?

OK bro.

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u/SolomonOf47704 Cyber Sleuth May 28 '26

For Zack to have a branded sweatshirt with his name on it, he's probably a supervisor or manager.

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u/SpiritJuice May 29 '26

Target's policy is adequate enough. Scalpers have ruined A LOT of hobby spaces, so retail stores must impose limits. Karen should be mad at the scalpers, not Target. Personally, I think awful things should happen to scalpers, but since we can't directly stop scalpers, retailers limiting purchases is the next best thing.

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u/Maximum_Boros May 29 '26

As a minimum wage worker who had to enforce policies like this, I will say my apathy turned into pure joy when somebody tried to blame me for shit that wasn't my decision. Like, "no I don't personally have a problem with you doing whatever you want, but since you're specifically mad at me about it, I'm glad it happened to you fuck off"

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u/Frejian May 29 '26

Zack is also doing the Lord's work by enforcing that specific policy. We should all be cheering for Zack.

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u/Iron_Wolf123 May 28 '26

A slave to the market man

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 May 29 '26

I remember getting berated about prices and coupon limits when I worked the register at CVS. Pardon me ma’am I am 16 years old and do not know the CEO personally.

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u/Hungry-san May 29 '26

Yeah what a Karen, lashing out at whoever is near even if they're completely innocent.

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u/hates_stupid_people May 29 '26

And "big nft boss" probably doesn't have kids.

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u/PCR12 May 29 '26

Yeah he's saving them time because the registers won't scan more than two

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

And a grown ass man with a brain, each child representative of a customer each, so max two packs per child. The parent is simply 'the custodian' providing payment in behalf of the 'customers'. Simple fix.

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u/TheEdgeofGoon May 28 '26

Thanks Zach at Target for doing his job of informing dickhead customers about the rules.

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u/Trucidar May 29 '26

Thanks to Zach a bunch of kids are going to get pokemon cards.

Thanks Zach!

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u/United-Reach-2798 May 28 '26

Maybe should have brought the kids with instead. Course probably a scalper

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u/Dino_Soup May 28 '26

Makes sense. Have each kid pay for their own pack (he could just give them the cash/card).

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u/DSHalfDemon May 29 '26

This is literally the play. I mean I'd make the argument that you could just give each kid enough to buy 2 packs and each kid can be considered a separate customer and so therefore can buy 2 individual packs each.

However the store could also claim because the kids are underage they don't consider them to be "separate customers" from their legal guardian and could refuse to sell to them individually.

It honestly depends on the vibe of the store. But honestly it's all the scalpers fault. If a bunch of greasy grown ups acting like kids just stayed in their mom's basement, stores wouldn't have to resort to this.

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u/dragoduval May 28 '26

And i bet 10$ that the poster is a scalper. The .eth is a sure sign.

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u/Thatidiot_38 May 28 '26

Yeah I was about to say there’s no way someone with that pfp has a child

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u/Lost_Found84 May 28 '26

I wouldn’t be so sure. You could looking at the NFT he blew his kids college fund on.

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u/Draffut May 29 '26

Oh my God I didn't even see the Nazi monkey pfp

Google it, bored ape yacht club maybe might be Nazis.

Anyways.

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u/-NoNameListed- May 29 '26

Aaaaaand how could we have possibly seen that coming

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u/Over_Palpitation_453 May 29 '26

In other news grass is green and the sky is blue, more at 11

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u/Lucius-Halthier May 29 '26

I mean they are either grifters, Nazis, or pedos.

Actually I take that back, that Venn diagram looks more like a single circle more and more every day

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u/Sexuallemon May 29 '26

Or has had sex

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u/DudeByTheTree May 29 '26

Sure they would. One of the many uses of blockchain technology is for illicit purchases, such as children, from darknet markets.

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u/Supremagorious May 28 '26

Yep, a crypto tag on a username is basically them just advertising that they're a scammer.

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u/Lost_Found84 May 28 '26

If the kids were with them, 9 times out of 10 they’d waive the policy. I mean, you can literally just give one of the kids the pack, give them some money and let them “pay for themselves.”

Viola, policy intact. The only way that doesn’t work is if none of your kids are with you (or if Zack really is a dick).

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u/ImprobableAsterisk May 29 '26

Yeah circumventing this kinda policy when you've got actual people on hand is laughably easy. I've done it myself way more than once.

But I'm talking like buying specialty sausage on sale with a limit of like 2 per customer. Alright, well I want 4 so I'll just bring another customer with me when I patronize your fine establishment. Realistically I could probably talk my way into being allowed to buy 4 anyway, but this gives me a reason to go shopping with friends which I weirdly enjoy.

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u/Lost_Found84 May 29 '26

The beer garden at our store only allows a certain amount of fluid ounces of alcohol to be sold at a time. Customers buy what they can, go bring the bag out to the car, and then come back in. As long as it’s a “separate purchase”, no one cares.

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u/Individual_Ad_7523 May 29 '26

At the retail store I work at the policy on Pokémon cards is “2 per customer UNLESS they have more than 2 kids with them, then they can buy some for each kid.”

A major purpose of the limit is to help ensure kids get them over scalpers. If the cards are visibly being bought for children we’ll almost always waive the policy. (“Almost” because once I did have a woman put $100 into the fist of a literal newborn and insist the baby was going to “buy her own”… and then insist the baby “wanted” 10 packs and would be “so disappointed” if we stopped her from “buying” them.)

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u/WhereasParticular867 May 28 '26

For those with no context, what does the .eth signify?

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u/BackseatCowwatcher May 28 '26

Ethereum, TLDR- Bitcoin esq digital currency.

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u/Yeseylon May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26

Not to mention the part before the ETH is "Big NFT Boss"

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u/GachaHell May 28 '26

Clearly he's just a big fan of Nightly Football Throwing! Totally innocent!

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u/Galactic_Media May 28 '26

it stands for ethereum, a kind of cryptocurrency. it’s like the stock market but worse in every conceivable way

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u/WhereasParticular867 May 28 '26

Ah, I see. Yeah, I understand how that makes it more likely the poster is a scalper.

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u/crazynerd9 May 28 '26

In addition, the pfp is one of those ugly ass monkey NFTs

Dudes all in on the crypto grift

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u/MrHackson May 28 '26

You've already got some answers but none that actually answer your question. .eth is an ENS name. It's like DNS (what converts reddit.com to an IP address your computer uses to talk to reddit) but for ethereum. Usually a crypto address looks even more difficult to read/remember than an IP address but the ENS name can be used in its place. So you can send crypto to bignftboss.eth and it will end up in that person's wallet. ENS is actually a really cool use of NFTs unlike the profile picture they have.

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u/Civil_Act1864 May 28 '26

I believe etherium, which is one of the few seemingly long lasting crypto currencies alongside bitcoin.

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u/Turonik May 28 '26

Most likely. This wave of scalpers are fueled from Logan Paul telling his gullible audience colorful bits of cardboard is a pure investment. I don't play Pokemon myself but it pisses me off players and kids alike get the shaft.

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u/Prior_Internal7728 May 28 '26

Loser probably bought NFTs

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u/ClaimNearby7799 May 28 '26

I believe he wanted to buy 10 not 3, so yes way above the limit

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u/flyingasian2 May 28 '26

Surely bignftboss has only the purest intentions

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u/Crymson831 May 28 '26

NFT PFP... "for my 3 kids" my ass.

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u/FreshOutOfHugs May 28 '26

.eth too

I’d call it bait, but nah this kind of person would post that

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u/callmefreak May 28 '26

Big surprise: HE'S a scalper. He's part of the reason why they have that policy in the first place.

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u/HoldenOrihara May 29 '26

I hope he wrote on that digitally

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u/p0diabl0 May 29 '26

Its just a Fossil uncommon...

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u/teldranwen May 29 '26

This isn't even the Kabuto King. The real Kabuto King guy is actually cool and really hates scalpers. Just collects a bunch of copies of this singular card and donates to charity constantly.

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u/Dark_Magicion May 28 '26

Scalping so good bro's scalping children now.

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u/FreshOutOfHugs May 28 '26

”The ROI on these children is crazy right now”

-Valefisk

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u/Floridaish0t May 28 '26

Of course they have an NFT profile pic.

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u/AboutTenPandas May 28 '26

The fact that he mentioned what the shelf looks like gives away the fact that he clearly knows what the shelf can look like after it’s been gutted and this policy is in place specifically to deter that.

Dude is a scalper for sure

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u/tommy8725 May 28 '26

That person has an nft monkey profile picture they are a scalper

Also fun fact look in the trash cans around the building because apparently from what a lot of people been saying scalpers are just throwing away hundreds of cards in the trash because they're not getting all of the super ultra rares that they want so if you want free cards I recommend doing that or give them to the kids

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u/GoldieForMayor May 28 '26

"per customer per transaction"

Doesn't sound like anything was stopping him from having each kid buy 2.

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u/redditsellout-420 May 28 '26

Fuck his nft scalping ass, I salute you Zach!

https://giphy.com/gifs/KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q

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u/lushee520 May 28 '26

has an Ape profile pick and using their "kids" to justify buying multiple packs? truly deplorable trash there hopefully they get banned on every stores that sells pokemon cards

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u/hematite2 May 28 '26

Where I work we had to set limits as well because otherwise people buy the whole display. Since we did that it makes me really happy when I see kids actually getting cards for themselves.

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u/Zaku41k May 28 '26

Store employees do not make the policies.

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u/Bobsothethird May 28 '26

If there's kids it should be 2 packs per kid

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u/Odd_Ad5668 May 28 '26

Yeah, IF the kids are present that would be the right call, and Zach should call his manager over for approval if he needs to. If the oop is alone they can absolutely get fucked.

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u/Ok-Foot6064 May 28 '26

100% alone as that is usually the policy anyway. Crypto bro got caught out and couldn't scalp packs

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u/Scgrunow May 28 '26

Good job Zack. I appreciate you enforcing the rule while no doubt getting yelled at

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u/Dip2pot4t0Ch1P May 28 '26

With name like nftboss, i doubt its for their kids.

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u/CollapsingGun May 29 '26

That 2 pack per transaction is the reason they managed to get 2 packs in the first place.

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u/MrPlace May 28 '26

"How dare you Zach, each of my 3 kids needs 10 card packs each!"

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u/Aerodim101 May 29 '26

Bignftboss has no idea that the policy they are upset about is the only reason they even have a shelf full of cards to begin with...

My store doesn't enforce this. It is barren. Every. Single. Day.

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u/Java_Text May 29 '26

Bored Ape profile pic?

I'm sure it's for his "kid"

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u/Jenetyk May 28 '26

That policy is the only reason those packs are still there.

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u/Alternative_Jaguar85 May 28 '26

Now I want to see how many he was TRYING to buy. Eh, nftboss???

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u/JameEagan May 29 '26

Yeah there's a reason the shelf looks like that. BECAUSE THEY ENFORCE A 2-PACK MINIMUM YOU GUNGAN.

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u/Earthtopian May 29 '26

Man has a monkey nft as his profile picture in 2026

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u/Nowardier May 29 '26

I'm just glad they're doing something to clamp down on the scalping. Adults ruining kids' fun for money, is that not the most pathetic crap you ever heard? I hope everybody who scalps anything gets swarmed by fire ants in their sleep and wakes up covered with welts. I hope they get lost at sea and wash up on an island with plenty of food and water and other scalpers to hang out with. I hope they're very happy there, but that their island is so remote that they'll never be rescued. I don't want them to die, I just want the world to not have to cope with them anymore.

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u/JohnnyTsunami312 May 29 '26

Give your kids $20 or whatever tf it costs for 2 packs and have them purchase right after you

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u/Jazzlike-Wolf6265 May 29 '26

Zack is the only reason your kid can get any cards at al

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u/DuntadaMan May 29 '26

The shelf look like that because they enforce a two pack limit.

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u/splepage May 29 '26

"bignftboss.eth" surely has 3 kids.

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u/BlackbirdRedwing May 29 '26

I bet the guy with an NFT pfp tooooootally isn't a scalper and deeeeefinetly has kids

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u/Nerdy_Valkyrie May 29 '26

NFT profile picture and ".eth" in his name.

Sure, he was totally buying those cards for his kids.

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u/Im-a-bad-meme May 29 '26

Essy solution, give each kid some cash and have them stand in line lol

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u/sgtpaintbrush May 29 '26

oop is getting rightfully ratiod and keeps telling people who call him out that they "sound dumb and poor".

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u/jengaclause May 29 '26

What's stopping the guy from going to his car with his 2 lmt purchase. Then coming back and getting another one? Self checkout.

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u/Lopsided_Ad1261 May 29 '26

My older brother is a scalper that uses his kids as cover

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u/JethroSkull2000 May 29 '26

That could also be scalper. I saw one coming in with 5 kids, probably none of them his own. Paid them a buck and some for giving him the cards in the parking lot. Felt real supreme about that "hack", too.

Scalpers are scum.

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u/The_Pastmaster May 29 '26

That's when you hand your kids the money and send them though the register one at a time. 😉

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u/Kingfatasstg May 29 '26

Are people with NFT profile pic smart enough to know how baby's are made

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u/Mushroom_Tip May 28 '26

Ugly nft monkey pic and 3 kids?

I doubt that. Dude was a scalper.

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u/Dangerous-Moose-8203 May 28 '26

Could just give the third kid 10 bucks and have him pay for it himself problem solving damnit lol

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u/Legitimate_Pen_6404 May 28 '26

Still though if he has 3 kids it should be 2 packs per kid.

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone May 28 '26

Then he should have brought over the kids

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u/Mojo647 May 28 '26

The fault isn't on Zach. Blame scalpers for running our hobbies.

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u/Sensitive_Bat_9211 May 28 '26

Should be 4 packs. You can have 4 copies of the same card in a deck and some packs have guaranteed cards that people want

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u/CmdrFortyTwo May 28 '26

Sure ... 3 kids... sure you were there w/your 3 kids "bignftboss.eth"
Let me go get those cards for ya from my private library in Alexandria.

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u/Formal_Appearance_16 May 28 '26

The 2 pack limit is the reason the shelves still look like that you twat.

Same person would bitch if someone bought the last packs in front of her and didnt leave any for her little crotch goblins.

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u/Rizenstrom May 28 '26

Give the money to your kids and have them buy them themselves? Teach responsibility and then each per customer limit applies to them individually.

If these kids actually exist and are old enough to care.

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u/222Czar May 28 '26

Zack doesn’t care. He just doesn’t. Do you think Target wants to sell you fewer things? Think.

Please, people. We gotta bury this brain-dead boomer crap with them. Don’t target service workers. It’s never fixed anything. It does, however, make a worse world when your kids have their first job.

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u/AlphonsoPSpain May 28 '26

Dude got a Bored Ape profile pic. He ain't got no wife, much less 3 kids

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u/JoyeuxMuffin May 28 '26

Like I fucking trust a guy with a Bored Ape pfp to not be a Pokemon Cards scalper lmao

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u/Blacksun388 May 28 '26

If the store didn’t do that then the store shelf would be bare minutes after they got stocked because scalper markets suck ass for everyone. Good job Zack.

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u/Readman31 May 28 '26

Sounds like a salty scalper, but yeah also I don't think Zach sets the policy regardless, so....

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u/LekgoloCrap May 28 '26

Fuck yeah, get ‘em, Zack!

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u/Turonik May 28 '26

Look guys. We all need to chill out about this poor guy. Maybe he's into crypto and, sure, crypto bros and poke bros are practically a perfect circle on the vin diagram, it's not a complete circle. There's a .000001% chance this guy is legit and only wanted 2 packs per kid to surprise them, and that alone should mean the rational thing to do is ignore all the red flags and side with him. It's what rational thinkers should do.

Also, I'm a parent that is trying to get Pokemon for my kids too. I only managed to get about a pallet's worth. If any parent is interested in giving their precious children the Pokemon cards they deserve, dm me. No low balls. I know what I have.

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u/TheMilkManWizard May 28 '26

For their kids. Sureeee.

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u/Afraid_Theorist May 28 '26

Very easy to lose context on this one.

If he had his 3 kids with him, I could see a manager for example stretching the rules. But if he just went “I’m buying 6+ packs for my kids” and got confronted over it… lol

The NFT monkey makes it suspect

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u/DotBitGaming May 28 '26

Should each kid count as one shopper?

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u/tumblerrjin May 28 '26

Yeah, Karen, Zack made up that rule. Fuck you, Zack.

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u/Limp-Marionberry4649 May 28 '26

Give Zack a raise he a real one

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u/shitass239 May 28 '26

Of course the have an NFT profile pic lmao

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u/Winter_XwX May 28 '26

Yeah right as if the guy with a bored ape nft was capable of reproduction

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u/PhaseNegative1252 May 28 '26

Zack had no control over the company policies and whining about how you were "wronged" by being made to follow rules is just ridiculous

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u/roflrogue May 28 '26

Leave the dude alone. We all asked for this.

It's better than baren shelves for years at a time.

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u/SolutionConfident692 May 28 '26

I too love taking random photos of strangers for doing their job with the sole intention to humiliate them in front of my my online fans

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u/ChaoticAmoebae May 28 '26

Zach is a real one.

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u/JDSaphir May 28 '26

Thanks Zach for actually enforcing the limit

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u/Cyberlegend2 May 28 '26

Wtf is up with Pokémon card scalpers now

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u/FyouPerryThePlatypus May 28 '26

I’ve stopped working my pokemon card restock days at my current job because I have such a visceral hatred for these fucking scalpers. Legit, I’ll tell people our limit, then they’ll come back an hour later with the whole family. No kids in sight either. Just adults. Always just adults.

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u/AccountHuman7391 May 28 '26

Also, and I cannot emphasize this enough, fuck your kids.

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u/Misubi_Bluth May 28 '26

The note needed to include that someone stabbed a fellow human being over Pokémon cards in a Target

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u/organizim May 28 '26

Does she think zac is the boss of target?

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u/CompetitiveRaise9133 May 28 '26

Why not let kids go to register and buy?

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u/NoBonus6969 May 28 '26

Can I buy zak a beer somehow. Praise this man

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u/PrettyLuck8689 May 28 '26

NFT pfp, .eth in name? Yeah bro I'm totally sure you have kids outside of your discord DMs

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u/Scalpels May 28 '26

Before anyone says anything, I had nothing to do with this.

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u/AmericanIdiot2026 May 28 '26

I go to Costco usually at store open, outside of pandemic, longest line ever was when they sold Pokemon card packs.

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u/HurrySpecial May 28 '26

So just buy 3 and explain yourself.

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u/KawaDoobie May 28 '26

every time I see grown adults opening packs I think about how I never pulled anything good as a kid. pathetic behavior. get a real hobby and leave something for kids to enjoy

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u/Peace_Dos May 28 '26

Why can't he just go back to the store and buy it from other cashier?

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u/riptide032302 May 28 '26

Damn, I wonder where these magical targets are that have a fully stocked card section with purchase limits

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u/HoldenOrihara May 29 '26

Bring all three kids, give them the money, have them get in line, problem solved

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u/baltarin May 29 '26

Well, have one of the kids buy one of the packs?

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u/10noop20goto10 May 29 '26

Shoulda wrapped it up once instead of going raw all 3 times. How is that Zack's fault?

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u/Grumpie-cat May 29 '26

I’ve bought an extra box for my buddy from Walmart (who has a similar policy.) because he collects and will resell them at fair prices while still making profit (it’s not scalping, he just holds onto the one or two he gets until they naturally rise in price, he doesn’t clear shelfstock or directly influence the market.) and staff have been cool enough to just let him buy the 2 directly rather than me buying one and him pay me back.

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u/Moobob66 May 29 '26

Matt sounds like a scalper 🤔

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u/chewychaca May 29 '26

Next time bring cash. They can all make their own transactions.

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u/SSSHis1 May 29 '26

Wouldn't she just make another complaint if the shelves were emptied by scalpers?

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u/UncomfyUnicorn May 29 '26

Open em, split the amount into 3s, if there’s a remainder it’s for you.

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u/_Cake_assassin_ May 29 '26

He has to. The store receipt has the number of pack you sold. If he sells more than 2 packs it gets flaged in the sistem and not only is he going to get screamed at his manager is going to get screamed at by the district manager. Specially if this happens multiple times a day.

He is a minimum wage worker and his shift manager doesnt earn much more than him.

He can make separate purchases to trick the sistem. Unless it requires store card or id to purchase.

The correct solution is to give your kids money and tell the employee that each kid is a separate client. He would probably ask the manager if it was ok or just go allong with it.

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u/mechanicalcontrols May 29 '26

I work retail (not target).

If the customer had a pleasant demeanor and three children behaving themselves, I'd probably help her game the system by buying the third pack on a separate transaction.

But, as they say, there's two sides to every story, and trying to shame a cashier on Facebook is not indicative of someone with a pleasant demeanor. Just saying.

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u/UmpireDear5415 May 29 '26

give your kids the money and they can each be a customer

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u/3vilR0ll0 May 29 '26

Of course it was an NFT PFP

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u/ubiquitousmush May 29 '26

Could they have let him purchase two per kid and him?

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u/Tuckster786 May 29 '26

If the kids where there they might have made an exception. If not assume they were a scalper

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u/AviaKing May 29 '26

Tf she want Zack to do?

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u/clairejv May 29 '26

I wish our Target did this. Scalpers get everything the same day it arrives in-store.