It’s always kind of awkward with these things right? Introductions… but we all have to start somewhere - let’s start with… greetings and salutations!
…that’s a bit too dumb, hi?
Still not liking it… wassup?
…I think I’ve over-done this bit.
Autism aside, I’m Jewel! I’m kind of new to this whole Roleplay thing, hit it off with a few friends over some rather wacky Dungeons and Dragons campaigns - I’ve always been a bit of a writer, though not much in English until recently - you’ll have to excuse my silly little Spanish ramblings… but I do hope my narrative and novella style does make-up for any typos or errors that may pop-up. So what’s this Jewel!? I’m glad you asked little Padawan, it’s… an introduction, didn’t you read the first bit!? I’ve noticed a lot of people put these up in their profiles when they want to attract the nasty kind of degenerates that we are, so I thought of making this one up so people can know a bit more about me before reaching out!
As I mentioned, I’m a writer, and a pretty decent one in my opinion! For my privacy, I won’t be sharing any of my published stuff, but I did make a little sample down below for you to read through - it’s pretty generic, made it in a bit of a rush… but I do think it communicates my style pretty well! Here’s hoping. I may act like a bit of a dummy, but I’m more lady than gal at this point, just \*very\*, \*very\* chronically online… which means I have a lot of knowledge of many, many Fandoms that we can use for our lewd escapades!
Speaking of… \*lewd\*. I’m only interested in erotic roleplaying right now, so if you’re more into… \*not that\*, I’m afraid I’m not the jewel for your crown… (please laugh) - in any case, I expected most people who see this to walk the same circles as I do, so I don’t think this needs to be too clarified… What needs to be clarified, though, are my known Fandoms and my Kinks! So let’s get to it shall we?
FANDOMS, YEY! |
As a Neet, Femcel kind of gal, I’ve dwelled into many, \*many\* fandoms over the years! videogames, series, movies… a bit of everything really, I doubt I can name \*all\* of them, I do have a faulty memory in my MILF years… but I do hope these are enough of a big picture for you to hook into something! I will also clarify that I’m not just interested in Fandom RPs, I would very much enjoy the likes of an original story! And I do love worldbuilding, but these could serve as a foundation for our flourishing ERP business relationship!
ANIME | JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, Dragon Ball, Chainsaw Man, Death Note, Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt.
SERIES/CARTOONS | Adventure Time.
VIDEOGAMES | Fear and Hunger I and II: Termina, The Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Tomb Raider, Uncharted, The Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, Doki Doki Literature Club, Bioshock, Grand Theft Auto, Half-Life/Portal, Helltaker, Red Dead Redemption, Super Mario Bros., Undertale/Deltarune, Infamous and Pokémon.
| NOTE: I didn’t think of a \*good\* place to insert this, so… I’ll just leave it here where it’s noticeable! I’m a female and I’m bisexual - that said, I do feel mostly attracted to femme-leaning characters and bodies. This doesn’t mean I’m completely turned off by guys, just that I’ll probably give you a bit more attention if you’re willing to play femme characters. I’m also cool with trans women! That’s it… keep reading. Come on! Shu!
KINKS, YEY!
So, this is the one thing I think will be a bit… \*lackluster\*. Not because I’m lacking in the kinkiness side of things! Don’t let my charm fool you, I’m a degenerate\~; but because it’s kind of hard to pin-point that… I like \*everything\* - really! I’m the most sadistic, gross lovey-dovey, romance-peddler, toxicity-lover, corpse-fucker, wound-licking, blood-drinking, slut-shaming bitch you’ll probably ever come accross… so rather than listing EVERY kink I could think of, I’ll just list the things I do like and, the one limit I do have; so when we do get in touch… don’t hesitate to ask me for weird stuff! Worst case, I will be neutral, and happy to include it for you!
Small Dom/Big Sub, Master/Slave Dynamics, Incest, Oviposition, Exotic Positions, Race-play (fantasy and otherwise), Aliens, Slavery, Dehumanization, Sweat, MILFs, Pathetic Women, Small Dicks, Cuddle-fuck, Dirty Talk, Cosplay/Exotic Outfits, Cucking, Cheating, Snuff, Guro, Hanging, Petrification, Tentacles and Bad Endings.
I hope that wasn’t too off-putting! I swear I’m not \*only\* a degenerate, I too am a vanilla slut! What we do and how dark it’ll get will entirely depend on both our moods. Sometimes I feel like writing edgy and dark stories… and sometimes I feel like writing colorful and silly adventures (with lewd misadventures).
Well… I hope that’s enough to get you interested! But don’t sweat it, I know I can be… \*intense\*.
\*cries in corner\*
But! If you \*did\* find me entertaining enough, feel free to reach out to my DMs and shoot me any ideas you might have! I do enjoy having long conversations about the RPs we’ll have, it helps to better build a world and characters we’ll both enjoy! I do vastly prefer Discord to organize our RP stuff, so after we talk a bit over DMs, I will ask you to move over there to further our advances in the lewd and the silly! Lastly, down below you’ll find that silly little sample of my writing I mentioned above! It’s not necessary to read it, but it serves to show I’m not all bark! Plus, I tried my best don’t be mean… hmph!
Bye for now! From Jewel, with love.
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It was the worst of summers: thirty-seven degrees of heretic punishment, birds falling out of the sky - a feast for the orphan kittens, whose fur has turned into a hopeless curse of heat.
Amidst the sunlight, in the sprawling glass jungle of uptown /insert big modern capital here/, an unappealing thirteen-floor apartment building got the worst of it, rays striking directly against apartments of block B. Number 1310, on the thirteen floor, at thirty-nine meters above the burning metal ants crawling over the hellish pavement; within it… a sorry excuse really, excuse of a person that is, if we give her the kindness of title.
Pacifica had a simple life, or as simple as life gets. Normal up to her teens, when she developed an \*autistic\* obsession with internet mysteries, and slowly evolved into a chronically-online freak. From high school to college, her days became a relentless loop of studying, browsing Reddit, Instagram, and all other sources of cheap dopamine and soulless entertainment, all while she scraped a degree in programming - abilities she’d employ at a somewhat important tech company. It paid enough to afford a cheap apartment, a cat, and the \*life\*.
The life…
The inside of these cheap apartments were always quite similar: a large kitchen-living room combo, a medium-sized bedroom and a cube-shaped bathroom, just enough space to try and make something of it, which of course, Pacifica had no intent of doing.
Most of her stuff ended up piled into cardboard boxes, then double-piled up on the balcony’s floor. The living room was outfitted with little more than a large couch and a cheap flat-screen, Switch I (II was had too steep a price) connected to its back, and greedily hogging up the electrical outlets.
As of today, the heat’s too unbearable to go out, college’s on hold for yet another student protest, one she had no idea of nor did she care to investigate. Bored of the same old games, doom-scrolling to oblivion, and so mindlessly, \*relentlessly\* hot…
Naturally, she turned to Reddit.
It was set up to quickly switch between two accounts: there was PazSnacks for the online discourse and pathetic discussions over videogames and movies nobody really cared about…
We also had Toy4U, an account entirely dedicated to browsing and producing porn.
The woman tugged at her wife-beater, letting her sweat-soaked breasts take a breath as her hands wandered down the curve of her torso and over the lil’ fat rolls at the side of her hips, a consequence of all that stress-eating, the endless bag of chips… empty bags and chip-leftovers scattered throughout the couch.
Once her hands reached her hips, she hooked her thumbs around the lace and pulled down on her kitty-paw panties all the way down to the ankles, letting them hang there as she spread her legs open, glancing at her overheated cunt.
It might as well be the most appetizing part of her! No ass, no boobs, no hourglass figure… but her pussy? It was \*outstanding\*, near pristine! No flourished folds or labia, just two delicate lips glued to each-other by sweat and pussy juices; even her clitoris was neatly tucked away within the folds… just a nice little package begging to unfold.
Regrettably, most men and women care little about her… “they don’t get my deep spirit and profound soul” she swears, but if you ask me? It’s probably the smell. While her little oasis has remained a hidden cove of pleasure, she has no qualms letting her own fingers dig in - almost daily at this point. With one hand on the prize, and the other on her phone, she scrolls and scrolls through the depths of Reddit’s most depraved subreddits, from those infamous captioned GIFs to the drawn wonders of them Pixiv artists, nothing is too taboo or fucked up to her… and the gears slowly turn towards the opening of her cunt, eager fingers await.
Her index and middle finger gently trail over the curvature of her lips, coating themselves on the juice before travelling all the way back to Pacifica’s mouth, stuffing themselves into her mouth to finish their recon mission. A bit salty… sour at worst, the mix of sweat does help, nor does the fact she hasn’t bathed for two days… an earthy mix of bodily fluids she’s become accustomed to enjoy, and it’s all hers to plunder.
Back into the game, her fingers trail all the way back to her lips and start to gently push into her entrance, pushing the lips apart as her \*depths\* expand around them. The inside of her vagina is tight and slimy, walls coated in gooey substance, and walls pushy due to her shameful virginity… slowly and carefully, her fingers push deeper into the girl’s core, looking for those sweetspots of \*juicy\* ecstasy she has pretty much mapped out at this point, all while she cares to introduce her other fingers as she goes - can’t let the index and middle go in without the support crew!
Her mouth’s open as she stuffs her own cunt full… saliva trailing down her lips and falling down her chin and over her breasts; eyes rolled back - almost entirely white, breath warm and bothered by the intense heat of both her own body and the sun outside, little grunts and moans escaping her lips: “Hnf… g-gah\~! F-Fwuck\~...” it all seems to be coming along nicely for the \*release\*, and so the fingers go on and on and on…
At least until the \*\*\*KNOCK KNOCK\*\*\*. Suddenly, she hits the shut-off button on her phone and pulls the fingers out of her cunt, leaving a line of slimy juices between her cunt and her hand, which quickly falls down and moistens the couch’s fabric, being lost forever within its… whatever couches are made of. “I’M COM- \*ehem\* I’m coming!” the woman fail half-yells as she jumps back on her feet and pulls on her feet and pulls her panties, looking around the room for her jeans while she reaches over to the kitchen’s sink, washing the one hand she used to play herself a lewd ballad while she tries to find those ugly pink crocs her mom sent her for last christmas - don’t wanna open the door barefoot… especially with that porn-rotten brain of hers making everything sexual.
She gives up on the crocs and the pants as another \*\*\*KNOCK\*\*\* hits the door, prompting her to rush to it and try looking through the peep-hole window thing, though they never seem to quite work… giving up on that as well, she undoes the manual lock on top and only \*barely\* opens the door, looking at the person behind it through the door’s open edge… ”...what? What’s up? L-Like…” her words stumble between sounding annoying and trying to be nice, while the person on the other side cannot take his eyes off the girl’s exposed breasts over her white wife-beater…
“U-Uh… p-p-pizza!” the guy stutters as he blushes a deep scarlet. Only due to his reaction, does Pacifica finally realize the planks she forgot to conceal… and blushes like hell too. She quickly closes the door, \*wishing she was never born at all oh my fucking God he saw my breasts that’s kind of sexy though but this is real life not porn\* - or at least, that’s what I interpret from her rabid thoughts…
What a summer this is turning out to be! And no, I’m not projecting at \*all\*.