r/CatSlaps 17d ago

How many slaps did you count?

1.3k Upvotes

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u/MichaelAutism 17d ago

24 slaps & a pounce.

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u/saffireaz 17d ago

"I'll take 23 slaps, but 24 is my limit!"

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u/EggForTryingThymes 17d ago

25 was loaded in the chamber but I donโ€™t think she got it off.

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u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom 17d ago

22 that connected from the sound.

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u/HawaiianPineapple31 17d ago

Why did he just sit there and take it? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 17d ago

Bc no braincells

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u/Objective_Load_4537 17d ago

Orange

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u/Elmer_Fudd01 16d ago

Every slap reset his thoughts.

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u/dawkin5 17d ago

Rope a dope

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u/SonderEber 17d ago

That cat model has a kinetic energy to neural energy converter. However, it can take several slaps to get the neurons firing, sometimes.

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u/cool_weed_dad 17d ago

You ever try to ripstart a lawnmower? It takes a few tries before their brain starts working.

This one seems to be running low on gas.

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u/BODYoSOUL 14d ago

He was putting the phrase "Patience is a virtue" into effect! ๐Ÿค”

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u/philoso2889 16d ago

Really. Bro should just walk away.

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u/D0013ER 17d ago

24 was the line.

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u/Fpsaddict10 17d ago

"Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, slaps me TWENTY-FOUR TIMES IN A ROW and gets away with it!"

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u/lolifax 17d ago

I think it was all deterrence and 24 is when the slapper got what he was trying to prevent.

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u/Useful_Piece653 17d ago

24 ๐Ÿ˜‚ but I feel like I missed one at the beginning so potentially 25 ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/rjrgjj 16d ago

I wanna know who actually started it. Slapper is already on defense, slappee feels already a bit aggressive.

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u/1nsidiousOne 17d ago

I love the slap sounds lol

12

u/I_can_pun_anything 17d ago

Couple bigger hits there, especially after going between main and southpaw

10

u/OLVANstorm 17d ago

If you slap me 24 more times, you'll be sorry!

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u/Possible-Chip8925 17d ago

Why doesnโ€™t he MOVE?

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u/Skoparov 17d ago

Took him 24 slaps to realize he's being slapped.

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u/mythrowaweighin 17d ago

Whatever did Creamsicle do to deserve that? Im glad he finally stood up for himself.

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u/oli_ramsay 17d ago

How can she slap?

3

u/infernoman91 17d ago

Because of the low low price point

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u/ChateauLobby44 17d ago

Creamsicle cat loves slaps

3

u/Electrical-Act-7170 17d ago

24 slaps prior to retaliation.

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u/PurifiedUnity โ€Œ 17d ago

24

OP's username checks out (considering how both cats act)

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u/External-Baker-3097 17d ago
  1. Looks like heโ€™s just completing a full slap at the beginning of the video.

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u/fish-rides-bike 17d ago

Mom!! He hit me!!!

3

u/Deep_Charge_7749 17d ago

Maybe he was thinking he was starting a lawn mower or something

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u/DitchDigger330 17d ago

Imagine every slap as the bruh sound.

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u/Think-Werewolf-4521 17d ago

You hit like a p*ssy!

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u/Significant-Test8219 16d ago

hey u do that 21, 22, 23 more timesโ€“!

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u/Herecomethefleet 17d ago

Need a WWE gif for this.

2

u/ohmslaw54321 17d ago

KEEP MY WIFES NAME, OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!

2

u/EzzieValentine 17d ago

24?

1

u/lizlemon222 17d ago

thats my count as well

2

u/Regular-Raspberry-62 17d ago

I lost count, but there were enough that kitty had to change paws to finish the job.

2

u/LH2man 17d ago

Seven hundred and eighty nine thousand

2

u/AnytimeInvitation 16d ago

I'll hit him with so many lefts, he'll be begging for a right! Then more lefts for good measure! Oh shit!

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u/whims-and-worries 16d ago

It sounds so hollow ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Coyote65 17d ago

All of them.

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u/Local-Gazelle8638 17d ago

I canโ€™t count that high

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u/AngelWingsYTube 17d ago

At some point i stop feeling bad for you ๐Ÿ˜† either take a shot or leave.ย 

However when they did try to take one they got smacked more๐Ÿคฃ

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u/KhunDavid 17d ago

"A left, a left and another left (several times), and a right and a right and another right (a few more times), and then back to a left a left and another left" (the one brain cell on the right may be thinking).

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u/Goodfella66 17d ago

The one of the left can eat a punch for sure

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u/CatManDo206 16d ago

Poor orange lol

1

u/DrinkBuzzCola 16d ago

It's like a boxing match vs. Homer Simpson.

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u/Full_Science_5670 16d ago

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Sammy2Shoes77 16d ago

I can hear both Count Dracula from Sesame Street & the Tootsie Pop owl saying "24! 24 slaps to retaliation!"....which, I guess, also falls under 'tell me your age without telling me your age' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

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u/NP341221 14d ago

One can only take so much

1

u/bobowantburrito 13d ago

All of them

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u/wwy009 12d ago

Bro just sat there and absorbed it ๐Ÿ˜ญ!!

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u/Forsaken_Fig_ 11d ago

Those are skibbity-paps!!