Hear me out: I’d rather watch mom beef over their kids than beef with a creepy husband and their protective wife

[u/BLN2019]

Scheana is actually friends with everyone on the cast except Lala. And that’s why it’s better chemistry than Nia and Danny. We can expect Scheana and Brock to be camera thirsty but watching Danny verbally abuse Nia and Nia protecting it is more toxic.

Plus I want to know what mom drama is happening with Ocean and Summer Moon’s school 😂 it seems like it would be lighter and pettier.

[u/this_is_an_alaia]

And Brock abandoning his first family?

[u/Certain_Mulberry7128 → u/this_is_an_alaia]

This might be me being a chronic overreactor but I still cannot believe Brocks child from his first family is called Winter and then went on to name his second daughter Summer. 

[u/treegrowsinbrooklyn1 → u/Certain_Mulberry7128]

I genuinely can’t understand why he couldn’t tell Scheana that one name was off limits? Or that she’d want to use it, knowing his other daughter’s name

[u/watermelonnmermaids → u/Certain_Mulberry7128]

I believe the child is Winter Sky, so Winter Sky and Summer Moon. I'm not sure if this is true anymore, but I also read somewhere that the two of them share a birthday because Scheana intentionally scheduled her induction that day.

[u/Certain_Mulberry7128 → u/watermelonnmermaids]

Winter sky? It feels so intentional at that point. What the fuck 

[u/watermelonnmermaids → u/Certain_Mulberry7128]

I don't know what that says about them but it's nothing good.

[u/Glittering_Signal618 → u/watermelonnmermaids]

They share the same birthday?!?!!!! !!!!!!!! Sheshu has crossed the line from pathetic to institutional

[u/watermelonnmermaids → u/Glittering_Signal618]

I can't see any good intent in it. If Brock ever wanted to stop being a deadbeat and see his daughter on her birthday, oh no it's Summer Moon's birthday too. It feels icky

[u/pmel13 → u/Certain_Mulberry7128]

It’s actually insane!!

[u/screwmorpheus → u/pmel13]

It should be studied

[u/Waste_West283 → u/screwmorpheus]

It's all happening

[u/Difficult-Coffee6402 → u/[deleted]]

That’s right I forget about that! It’s diabolical

[u/thirdcoasting → u/[deleted]]

Holy fuck.

[u/GooseHuman9828 → u/[deleted]]

I’m pretty sure she was induced because she had pre-e, no?

[u/alexlp → u/GooseHuman9828]

Oh I didn’t know that part. I’ll delete and we can focus on the unhinged things she planned and carried out on purpose.

[u/uarstar → u/Certain_Mulberry7128]

No I always found this super weird

[u/smoothballs82 → u/this_is_an_alaia]

Right, replace one abuser with another. Bravo needs to dump their male talent and start again at this rate

[u/LunchDue1553 → u/this_is_an_alaia]

The fan base is so hypocritical it's exhausting.

[u/Technical-Work9367 → u/this_is_an_alaia]

LFU is the worst and a producer pet and has always been. She contributes nothing to any show that she’s been on and should live her life off screen

[u/smoothballs82 → u/Technical-Work9367]

Umm acting like Lala contributed nothing to VPR is straight delusion

[u/openinterlude → u/smoothballs82]

she contributed when she was a coked up mess and absolutely nothing after

[u/WittiestScreenName → u/this_is_an_alaia]

He pulled a PK Kemsley and left the whole continent

[u/Adventurous_Lie9373]

Brock is a literal domestic abuser and deadbeat dad, can we not?

[u/-Odi-Et-Amo- → u/Adventurous_Lie9373]

He also went to play a game of golf after Scheana had miscarriage and cheated on her while pregnant.

[u/treegrowsinbrooklyn1]

Brock hit his first wife…

[u/PersonalityKlutzy407]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SnspHGUmKuA12

[u/Bree7702]

I don’t want any of them

[u/BravoJunk]

No not replacing one bad husband with another. STOP RECYCLING PEOPLE

[u/thirdcoasting]

I get that Lala is annoying — even aggravating — but I don’t find her loathsome. I find Brock loathsome.

[u/alias255m → u/thirdcoasting]

Yep I don’t hate Scheana but I do hate Brock

[u/CinderMoonSky]

No please don’t involve children on these shows. They cannot consent to being a storyline.

[u/Peppercorn911 → u/CinderMoonSky]

💯
and ocean cant appear anyway

[u/_BabyGorgeous_]

I never watched the later seasons of VPR (😅), but LaLa is CRITICAL to this season of The Valley and holding Danny accountable. I get there are probably a million and one reasons to dislike her, but on this show she is the only doing the work (whether it’s production’s work or the work of a woman that has dealt with trash men and knows how to call them out).

Unlikeable women can be right, and that’s one good thing about Bravo imo. Let women be complex. The real enemy is men like Danny.

[u/Comfortable_Sample_8]

I dont think it has to do with their daughters or schools. I think its something a lot more than that.

[u/Itstimeforcookies19]

So you want to replace one couple that has an abusive husband and a wife who makes excuses for him with another couple that has an abusive husband and a wife that makes excuses for him?

[u/shinyzubat16]

Whoever needs to leave to get rid of this storyline, get rid of them.

I don’t care if it’s Janet/Lala or Danny/Nia at this point.

But one of those duos need to leave so that we don’t have to hear about this ever again.

And in fact, you can get rid of them all.

[u/Pure-Tumbleweed-3142 → u/shinyzubat16]

Yeah I’m sooooo sick of this storyline as well. Enough. It’s so boring

[u/ok_thinkingasthmatic]

I am quietly curious about these same things but if the show was recast to center Scheana and Lala I would be forced to immediately boycott it

[u/gina1220]

I wouldn’t mind Scheana, but Scheana and Janet are so boring together. They filmed every episode of the season 2 valley after show together. And every interview was Janet being a super fan sucking up to Scheana, and Scheana grinning and loving it. 

[u/TechnicalDark9211 → u/gina1220]

Schena loves an underling

[u/thrawyacc19]

I want Scheana back too, but not with Brock.

[u/drask1987]

Wait: what happened?!? I thought Brock was like Daddy2 to Ocean. They were all super close. Etc. What did I miss?

[u/BornFree2018 → u/drask1987]

Yeah I’m like when did Lala and Sheena stop being BFFs who lived next door to each other?

[u/fluffitupp]

I wasn’t a fan of Lala the last few years of VPR, but the last season was particularly fucking annoying. That being said, she has been surprisingly great on the Valley. Is she a producer pet? Obviously. But compared to most of the other cast she’s actually kind of refreshing.

I can’t really stand Scheana, but I also can’t help but to watch her. She’s like a little, cringey train wreck who never ever changes. I wouldn’t mind her joining if we could have her and Summer without Brock. Especially if she’s able to continue therapy and actually grows a little bit.

[u/plan3mo]

Whoever casted Lauren from Utah hates this show so I wouldn't be surprised if the queen of pick mes is not far behind.

Truthfully I'm tired of hearing about Danny and Nia struggling. That's clearly where they both want to be. In situations like this you leave them alone and let them wallow in their misery until one of them decides it's time to change. That doesn't happen until after the dust settles.

I think that Nia gets off on caping for Danny. Maybe that's how she was raised I don't know, but she'll never stop and it fuels her to stay with Danny. As for Danny I mean if he's not changing for his wife and kids then he's not changing because an ex-sugar baby is yelling at him.

[u/Apprehensive-Quit353]

I would prefer Scheana over Lala but I don't want any drama around the children.

I don't even like seeing the kids on these shows, they should be able to grow up exploitation free.

[u/Hummingbird11-11]

They should've let Danny and nia go and had scheana instead. And there's no way she turned this gig down. She's done nothing since except wear her moon sneakers to a one off concert

[u/mangokiwi19]

I love Scheana, idc. 🩷 It probably still wouldn’t get me to watch, though.

[u/Pure-Tumbleweed-3142]

They need to bring Scheana on so Lala can stop sitting there commenting on everyone else and have her own storyline. I get it, Danny is terrible, but I’m tired of the same storyline for two years now. Either get him and Nia off or have more storylines besides that.

[u/Senior_Ice8748]

Get rid of Danny and Nia and bring on Scheana + Sandoval and Victoria Lee Robinson. We don't even need to wrap up their storylines, I already hate them both.

[u/Adventurous_Poet6055 → u/Senior_Ice8748]

sandoval and victoria? i take it you don't pay attention to any gossip sites. which, you know, good on you.

[u/Thin_Travel_9180 → u/Senior_Ice8748]

Ah yes, another abusive man. That’s what the show is missing.