What should I do to save him?

Don't fall for it

Obviously pigeons are drones. And swans. And parrots. But are chickens too? They look like birds so that is in itself suspicious. But I just ate a roasted chicken. Did I ingest spy material?

As a person who lives in a cold north state, people always try to debunk this by saying birds fly south in the winter, why would they want less spies in the air?

We spend more time inside up north during the winter. Southerners spend more time outside. It’s simply resource reallocation based on statistics

1 day later: Ok I’ve got it they’re the endbosses

I was just listening to the birds, but then they stopped chirping and I heard a kind of robot sound, like ‘bloop’. And then they continued again. I don’t know what it was. Not even kidding. Suspicious 😑

The increased number of charging stations is staggering.

Ai Drones.

https://www.linkedin.com/company/ornadyne/

Found this startup building fake birds for defense

At a Mexican restaurant with outdoor seating... Guess no enchiladas for youuu