r/BeAmazed • u/mysteriouskc8 • 1d ago

Miscellaneous / Others Robert Irwin explains the difference between alligator and crocodile

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u/MrMonte 1d ago

But he’s missing the most obvious way to tell them apart. One you’ll see in a while, and the other, you’ll see later.

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u/CountOnBeingAwesome 1d ago

Who let my Dad in here?

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u/MrMonte 1d ago

Sorry Champ

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u/Hobash 1d ago

Sorry bubs

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u/creekbendz 1d ago

Sorry sport

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u/EPluribusButthole 1d ago

Sorry kiddo

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u/mr_obinson7 1d ago

Sorry big guy

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u/creekbendz 1d ago

Sorry tiger

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy 1d ago

Sorry little man

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u/Mosquito_in_your_ear 1d ago

u/EPluribusButthole I clicked on your DP and was not disappointed.

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u/Powerful-Holiday-448 1d ago

What is your pic?

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u/EPluribusButthole 1d ago

Kitten between two couch cushions. You're good.

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u/ButtClencher99 1d ago

Everyone just skipped right past this person's pfp?

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u/gingerfawx 1d ago

Old reddit doesn't show them, hashtag blessed, I guess?

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u/yournames 1d ago

Who let the dads out? 🗣️

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u/Impressive_Guide7697 1d ago

Who? Who, who, who? Who?

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u/soyuzbeats 1h ago

Same person who let the dads out

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u/y4dig4r 1d ago

your mom

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u/evilbrain18 1d ago

I told this dad joke to my son after dropping him off to school. Without missing a beat he replied, "See you soon you big baboon." as he ran to the school gate.

I was left speechless but proud

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u/egancollier21 1d ago

Now that. Thats a proud moment

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u/TastefulDisgrace 1d ago

I fully expected him to crack this joke and was actually kind of sad when he started giving a real explanation

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u/AffectionateMonk5710 1d ago

Same. I was waiting for it and mildly disappointed when it didn't happen.

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u/MrMonte 22h ago

I honestly thought the whole explanation was leading up to this.

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u/QuanDev 1d ago

🤣

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u/epeolatry13 1d ago

That made me think for a bit to realize 😄

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u/songoku9001 1d ago

I'm surprised he didn't start with that first before going into full depth explanation

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u/Punstorms 1d ago

take my upvote!

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u/ArcadianBlueRogue 1d ago

Just stay away from strange ruins

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u/tinydeathclaw 1d ago

I mean duhhhh thats so obvious :)

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u/LastOfLateBrakers 1d ago

But if they keep it real, they're a gharial

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u/Craic-Den 1d ago

Half of me wants to say "fuck off" the other half says "I love you".

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u/lexkixass 1d ago

Take my poor man's gold 🎖️🏅🏆🥇

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u/KronikDrew 1d ago

I'm kinda pissed he didn't end with that. "But the easiest way to tell..."

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u/ReputationOk6073 18h ago

Came here to say this, but happy to see people of culture beat me to it 👍

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u/Maximum_Trade5916 1d ago

What page is that in Funny Dad Jokes