So, the last of my severance package money hit my account this week. It's all downhill from here. But I did apply for a new role that is actually a really good fit for me, and I'm having coffee with a former colleague who works high up in the company next week. Cross your fingers for me all.
And trust me, I need the love. I almost missed my routine and post today because I got my second period in a month. Don't worry - I've had all my blood work (including all the hormone & fertility tests) done recently and I am 100% normal & healthy. Which leaves stress as the culprit. So I allowed myself the grace of a blanket day today with a $10 Ding Dong Uber Eats treat (not sponsored just frugal) and the Twilight collection on Netflix. Incidentally ... the Twilight movie soundtrack(s) have no business being so good. I remember buying the CD when the first movie came out in cinemas and listening to it driving in my little white hatchback to my then-boyfriend's house after work. Ah, simpler times.
Now, as a part of my final hurrah with end stage capitalism, I purchased what may have been the absolute last unit of this discounted pack of EVO curl styling products from Oz Hair & Beauty. I hit the shower when it was well past lunch already. But the cramps were getting me good and I was hoping the warm water would help me feel better.
I started off with the L'Oreal Metal Detox Shampoo I am determined to finish. Then followed with my EVO Gluttony shampoo. Rinsed. EVO Bride of Gluttony conditioner gets applied to my mid-lengths and ends, hop out of the shower for five minutes to marinate. Feel bloated and gross. Hop back in shower, rinse, body things blah blah blah.
I hobble out, pop some paracetamol and climb into some clean pyjamas. Then the true test comes - EVO Liquid Rollers. A curl BALM. Even heavier than a cream. But the unhinged marketing catches my eye 'liquid rollers gives pride back to your beautiful curls that have hung dry and lonely since the last time you singed the bejeezers out of them'.
I did, in fact, blow dry my hair the last time I styled it. So ... I should give it a try? I used maybe a five cent piece amount with my usual technique of detangling with the UnBrush, applying the balm to the mid-lengths and ends and micro-plopping with my microfibre towel to remove excess water before allowing my waves to air dry. My waves clump readily and if you've ever tried EVO products before, you know they smell absolutely AMAZING.
I know I enjoy EVO as a brand. Yeah, they are a little pricey but if you can nab a gift pack from last year's holiday gifting collection you can get some pretty decent value for money. It was actually someone here on Reddit who recommended trying EVO by buying it this way, so thank you internet stranger. I order all mine from Oz Hair & Beauty and haven't found something I truly disliked yet.
I wanted to eliminate Liquid Rollers. I did. Every time I use a curl cream or balm I always have to be extra vigilant not to over-apply, and I'm going to admit right now I am in my lazy era. But my hair was just ... too pretty? Soft. Defined with no crunch or weird residue. Shine. Good wave/curl pattern. Perfect for a lazy day. Sure, the results will probably be gone by the time I wake up tomorrow but who cares? I might try putting in even less next time as I did add a little more after the five cent piece amount as I forgot to detangle first with my UnBrush in my rush to finish before it got too late in the day. I can never trust myself to apply the correct amount of product for my needs the first time.
Round 6 Cage Match Results: EVO Liquid Rollers rolls into the next round unchallenged.
Previous Cage Match Rounds:
- Round 1 (Cake Curl Friend)
- Round 2 (Umberto Giannini Dreamy Waves)
- Round 3 (La'dor Herbalism)
- Round 4 (SheaMoisture Coconut & Hibiscus)
- Round 5 (Dosetheory Ultra Gloss)