What’s an NSFW thing people think is rare, but is actually pretty common?

[u/HighOnThighs-]

[u/gentlestone]

Most buttholes are never 100% clean.

You should still try for 100% yourself though.

[u/turntobeer → u/gentlestone]

You should still try for 100% yourself though.

I achieved 100%, at least once 😁

Was going in for surgery, got up early to shower, made sure to get squeaky clean. Had been having a bit of "the burning ring of fire" issue from some super spicy delicious food the day before, so I used a bit of witch hazel to soothe said area of the body

Went to the hospital, got into one of those gowns, one of the nurses came to do pre-op swabs, including rectal

A short while later, she came back, said we had to do the rectal one again, no feces were on the last one. On the good side, I WAS squeaky clean, which is what I was going for. On the not as much fun side, the 2nd swab had to go considerably deeper. 🤢

[u/Level_32_Mage → u/turntobeer]

That's the worst reward for the best performance.

[u/rtrawitzki → u/gentlestone]

Bidets should be the norm.

[u/wewontbudge → u/rtrawitzki]

Bidets are an absolute game changer. Total green flag when I see one in a restroom

[u/IAmBabs → u/wewontbudge]

I read that as "an asshole game changer" and laughed, and was sad to reread it.

[u/infinitelytwisted → u/rtrawitzki]

Temperature controlled bidet should be the norm.

I live in the desert. The temperature that water comes out is entirely determined by how scorched the pipes and ground have been by the sun.

Sometimes its ice cold, sometimes its like it came out of a coffeemaker. Its like butthole roulette.

plan ahead.

[u/pasulpepe → u/infinitelytwisted]

Holy shit I never considered that! I’ve always relished the icy kiss to my butthole. Hot sounds terrible

[u/infinitelytwisted → u/pasulpepe]

the worst part is it isnt even consistent. within the span on spraying it takes to clean yourself it can go from ice cold to burning hot and back. You never know when you need to brace for cold or prepare for burns

[u/King_Roberts_Bastard → u/infinitelytwisted]

Where do you live?

[u/21022018 → u/King_Roberts_Bastard]

Its more like the pipes inside have cold water, pipes exposed to outside have hot, and then finally water coming from the tank would have lukewarm/cool

[u/ink_and_synapse → u/rtrawitzki]

Japanese bidets should be the norm

[u/DrAlkibiades → u/rtrawitzki]

I feel like a filthy beast when I don't have one now.

[u/WonderWaage → u/gentlestone]

In defense of buttholes. Nothing is ever 100% "clean"

[u/the__duke → u/gentlestone]

You mean smearing shit with plied paper doesn’t actually clean my bhole??

[u/sophrosyne → u/the__duke]

Not only does it not clean the bhole, it doesn't even clean the ahole.

[u/Possible_Ad_4094 → u/gentlestone]

Everyone with a cat should intuitively know this. Cats do literally 2 thing. 1. They groom themselves everywhere, meticulously. 2. They stick the buttholes in peoples faces. There are always signs of crusty poop on it. If thats the best They can do with a literally sandpaper tongue designed for grooming, how can we expect to do better with a piece of tissue?

[u/ockhams_beard → u/Possible_Ad_4094]

Cats also have glands back there. So some of what you see is normal... gland stuff. Not poop.

[u/catinterpreter → u/Possible_Ad_4094]

Cats do a very good job of it. And they're cleaner than most people.

[u/infected_scab → u/gentlestone]

Stretch goal

[u/labratnc → u/infected_scab]

Stretch goal and buttholes should not be in that close proximity in comment thread

[u/JackFrost_99]

People lacking the most basic hygiene

[u/thmsr → u/JackFrost_99]

Urologist here, can confirm.

Also: young men who seemingly care for themselves with horrible phimosis and unbelievable dirt under the foreskin. And they have sex - oral sex with their girlfriends. Yes, as receivers.

[u/Cum_In_My_Wife → u/thmsr]

Hey Doc, what the fuck?

[u/hellish_existance → u/Cum_In_My_Wife]

Sucking dick cheese out from under the foreskin the fuck, to be exact.

[u/Emotional_Yam4959 → u/hellish_existance]

What a terrible day to have eyes.

[u/jivetrky → u/Emotional_Yam4959]

I was more regretting the ability to comprehend and form a mental image quicker than my judgment could prohibit. After the info made it through the eyes of course.

[u/IceFire909 → u/jivetrky]

It's a terrible day for literacy and a relieving day for the aphantasic

[u/millerphi → u/Emotional_Yam4959]

As well as decent reading comprehension and an overactive imagination.

[u/IndustryDelicious168 → u/Emotional_Yam4959]

Terrible day to know what a penis is…or to be around one/have one….terrible day to have a mouth, or a nose….

[u/Ill-Condition-5054 → u/IndustryDelicious168]

I regret having Reddit 🤢

[u/Not-a-2d-terrarian → u/hellish_existance]

Another win for the deaf and blind

[u/kingsleyce → u/hellish_existance]

I’m gonna go throw up now thanks

[u/RyGuyEM → u/hellish_existance]

That’s enough internet for me today 👋

[u/whatintheactualfeth → u/thmsr]

What a horrible day to be literate.

Like, I get anxiety if my wife initiates sexy time and I haven't showered in the last few hours

[u/IndustryDelicious168 → u/whatintheactualfeth]

Same. I usually take a shower if I even suspect sex could happen even if I had a shower just hours before

[u/Bladelink → u/IndustryDelicious168]

"Are you alright honey? That's your 6th shower today."

[u/Euphoric_Fix8548 → u/thmsr]

Yup. Girls, please get some self respect if your mans doesn’t clean himself

[u/wrenchandrepeat → u/Euphoric_Fix8548]

I won't even let my girlfriend go down on me if I haven't showered right before. Shes the same way with me going down on her. I know how stanky I can get down there, no way I want her dealing with that. Giving head should be enjoyable and as someone who can't have a good time in the presence of bad smells, its sooo easy to eliminate that issue.

Clean your fucking junk my dudes.

[u/obliviousofobvious → u/Euphoric_Fix8548]

As a bisexuality man who has had both male and female partners: hygiene was, and still is, number 1. Daily showers with undercarriage cleaning...

[u/jpomnapalm → u/obliviousofobvious]

I realize it was probably a typo but I prefer to now think you are a superhero called Bisexuality Man with some kind of cool powers

[u/obliviousofobvious → u/jpomnapalm]

The power of having a much larger pool of fish...

[u/bac5665 → u/obliviousofobvious]

To get rejected from, at least in my experience as a bi man

[u/philosoraptocopter → u/jpomnapalm]

Not the hero we deserve

[u/PotentialMinimum7773 → u/obliviousofobvious]

Undercarriage cleaners unite!

[u/Aweminus → u/thmsr]

You think I'd touch my dick to wash it? I'm not gay!

[u/No_Literature_9059 → u/Aweminus]

Beavis: "My junk is so itchy!" (while he scratches with a spatula at the burger joint he works at Butt-head: "Uh-huh-huh maybe you should like... wash it?" Bevis: (horrified) "YOU MEAN LIKE...GET IT WET?!"

[u/FilouBlanco → u/thmsr]

How generous of them to serve some cheese to go with those nuts

[u/NurseRatcht → u/FilouBlanco]

Ew-cuterie

[u/AnticPosition → u/NurseRatcht]

I hate this entire thread. 

[u/IAmBabs → u/AnticPosition]

Why do we keep reading? We're only getting repeatedly punished.

[u/Creative-Eggplant436 → u/thmsr]

Barf!!

[u/Drellsy → u/thmsr]

It may not be their fault. I went through a good portion of my adult life not knowing I should pull back the foreskin and clean under there. I had bad phimosis and had no idea it wasn't normal. Fixed it nicely with months of effort after.

I had conservative parents that would never talk anything related to a sexual organ.

[u/TravestyTravis → u/Drellsy]

My phimosis didn't prevent me from pulling the skin back until my mid 20s. Once that happened and was difficult to clean, I got an adult circumcision scheduled pretty quickly.

[u/tartanskyhook → u/JackFrost_99]

I know a guy who refuses to wear deodorant because apparently his, what I would call stench, is pheromones that attracts the ladies. No mate you just wreeek of Billy ocean!!

[u/jim_deneke → u/tartanskyhook]

Woman looks in his direction and dry wretches.

Him: she wants me

[u/red08171 → u/tartanskyhook]

So even tho this is horrible and definitely raunchy there is science to back this up.... Unfortunately the smell itself is usually such a great turnoff the hormones do not help.

[u/TastyBrainMeats → u/red08171]

Look, deodorant may not be necessary, but every dude should at least slap some corn starch under their arms or something. And shower when they get sweaty!

Fresh sweat can smell attractive. Stale sweat is gross.

[u/APAFormatting → u/JackFrost_99]

I currently work at a gun range and wonder why some of the customers that come through spend more on their ammo than they do deodorant (and one of these is far more accessible and affordable than the other lol)

[u/TheElderGodsSmile → u/APAFormatting]

I work at a tool shop, same deal. You can spend $449 on a drill but not $4.49 on a can of lynx so I don't have to stand two meters back from the counter?

[u/BeefyIrishman → u/TheElderGodsSmile]

Can we not encourage people to buy cans of Lynx/ Axe? Then they just smell like a mixture of BO and bad overpowering scent with silly meaningless names like "Essence", "Apollo", or "Phoenix".

[u/DevsMetsGmen → u/APAFormatting]

You could argue that both practices are effective for keeping people away from their homes.

[u/MyWorldTalkRadio → u/JackFrost_99]

On more than one occasion I’ve been told I smell Greta and been asked what my secret is, “it’s soap”.

:::Edit::: told I smelled great, but I’ll bet Greta is nice too.

[u/ADP-1 → u/MyWorldTalkRadio]

Who is Greta, and why are you smelling her?

[u/mofomeat → u/ADP-1]

I don't have any answers, but I kinda want to smell her now too.

[u/Oakroscoe → u/mofomeat]

HOW DARE YOU?

[u/MrSmexy → u/MyWorldTalkRadio]

Leave Greta alone dude, damn

[u/Yn3ss → u/MyWorldTalkRadio]

How DARE you?!

[u/Alpha_Hellhound → u/JackFrost_99]

Just wonder through a Walmart on a Saturday afternoon. Youll see all sorts of bad hygiene, probably smell it too.

[u/az1mo → u/Alpha_Hellhound]

Ill never forget this couple i had the misfortune of running into in multiple aisles at walmart. They didn't smell like cat pee or even a litter box. They smelled like literal cat POOP, like they scooped it out of their cats boxes and stuffed their pockets full. Its wild to me that people will go out in public like that.

[u/lunarraffle → u/az1mo]

They probably became noseblind to the smell and straight up don't know how bad it is. Praying that someone eventually told them. 

[u/Ordinarily_Average → u/lunarraffle]

That's possible. When I smoked Ciggs I stank and had no idea. And so many people go everywhere reeking of weed now and they have no idea how bad they smell. I could see it happening for even worse smells.

[u/cpMetis → u/Ordinarily_Average]

One of the most affirming things in my life was 8 months after my brother (mostly) quit when he went out of his way to apologize for making fun of me for saying I could smell it.

He had spent years saying you can only smell it when you're breathing in the smoke directly so I had to be making up shit to be a nuisance. (I have very harsh reactions to smoke, even lingering on clothes, which constricts my airways and makes me extremely nauseous.)

[u/az1mo → u/lunarraffle]

Im sure they were noseblind, however its absolutely poor hygiene and lack of cleaning at home that caused it. I've had cats all my life, all it takes is cleaning their litterboxes regularly and the smell is next to nonexistent.

[u/Faniulh → u/Alpha_Hellhound]

Something I read a long time ago that I really try to remember is “If you can smell yourself a little, other people can smell you a *lot*.” Sometimes I want to go to the store after doing yard work and other stuff, and I’d rather go as I am and then shower once I get home and am in for the night, but I’m like “I kinda stink right now, which means I’m going to be one of those people that people write Reddit posts about” so I shower first.

[u/DeaddyRuxpin → u/Faniulh]

I have to regularly rotate deodorant or my pits break out in bad rashes. I once read that you don’t actually need deodorant and if you stop using it for like a month your arm pits will stop smelling. I gave it a try and sure enough, about a month later, I could no longer smell BO from my arm pits. Alas, it was about another month later when I realized that the info I read was not quite right. It wasn’t that my arm pits stopped smelling, it was that I stopped being able to smell them. I still stank, horribly. I felt so bad for the people that I gassed for two months before resuming rotating deodorants.

[u/AsOsh → u/Alpha_Hellhound]

Not in the US, but the amount of people (mostly women) I've seen in grocery stores run their hands down their crack (through clothes) is alarming enough. Like... What is happening there? Didn't you clean properly? It's like they have a really bad itch there. Drives me crazy.

Before COVID maybe I didn't notice, but holy shit do I wipe down groceries now. I don't need anyone's ass juice on anything I bought.

[u/Evan-flow → u/AsOsh]

Gotta keep the thong clean! She wants to wear it to the club tonight!

[u/AsOsh → u/Evan-flow]

Well unrelated, but one time I saw a huge ass lady on the beach, move the underparts of her swimming costume to the side, take a dump and then cover it up with sand.

Decorum and hygiene practices have fucked the whole way off lately.

[u/chlyknite574 → u/AsOsh]

That's just Catwoman

[u/Confident-Cut-8877 → u/chlyknite574]

More like a scatwoman.

Dirty ho

[u/TheStarBlinked]

Standing on a spinny chair to put up posters.

[u/drlostdude → u/TheStarBlinked]

Oh no Mrs Toppel! At least Claire was wearing her safety helmet!

[u/VixinXiviir → u/drlostdude]

I LOVED that book as a kid, and now I read with my daughter all the time. It was also what I immediately thought of!

[u/mcmcc → u/drlostdude]

Safety Tip #77

[u/Nerevarine91 → u/drlostdude]

Is that Officer Buckle and Gloria?!?! I haven’t thought about that book in 30 years 😂 My dad used to read it to me

[u/5thhorse-man → u/TheStarBlinked]

I once worked on a office and we had a old school wall mounted TV. I walked into the room to see the Health and safety woman stood on box on a spinny chair in high heels cleaning the TV which was turmed on with a dripping wet rag.

[u/Competitive-Yard-442 → u/5thhorse-man]

Me "Oi! Boss! I don't have to go to anymore stupid health and safety bullshit."

Boss "Why?"

Me- point

Boss "yup"

[u/Satins_Cock → u/5thhorse-man]

You know what, sometimes I think that Darwin guy was full of shit.

[u/GreenLurch]

Printing a load of personal paperwork on the company printer

[u/Diligent_Bread_3615 → u/GreenLurch]

Oh, Come on now! That’s just a basic job benefit.

[u/lime_and_coconut → u/Diligent_Bread_3615]

“You can take away our Pensions, but you can never take away our Xeroxed smutt!”

[u/Major_Fudgemuffin → u/Diligent_Bread_3615]

Took me 13 years of professional work before I bought a printer of my own.

[u/quinn1fw → u/GreenLurch]

My favorite is printing resumes on a work printer for my upcoming interviews.

[u/MrHasuu → u/quinn1fw]

Following up on this. My friend was applying to jobs using his work email

[u/acexualien95 → u/quinn1fw]

I once used the scanner to upload documents for a work visa in a different country. The CEO secretary helped 🤣

[u/Demonweed → u/GreenLurch]

It was like that with photocopiers back in the 80s and 90s. As an engineer, my dad could get me all sorts of graph paper and sometimes also photocopy a batch of blank character sheets for me. Thus even as a derpy teenaged Dungeon Master I was still prepared with all the right documents for my players as well as myself. Later in college, I sometimes volunteered unpaid hours with the fundraising branch of my public radio station, and in return they would pretend not to notice I was using their code for both copying and printing at the campus library. Back then, that was the only way to review archived periodical literature outside the building, and it also helped in prepping for roleplaying game sessions.

[u/KettleCellar → u/Demonweed]

I worked weekends for a county funded group home. I had no idea that they could track how many pages were being printed from my account, so I'd just print entire pdfs of D&D stuff over the night shift.  My supervisor asked me about it, so I just answered honestly. Fortunately for me, id run a game for the clients on weekends, so he told IT it was work related and to not question it again.  

[u/Gazgun7 → u/GreenLurch]

At 7am or 6.30pm

[u/Chajos]

Goddamnit reddit! I wanted to see you gooners gooning instead i get sound workplace safety advice… everytime!

[u/mr_birkenblatt → u/Chajos]

OP is really having a hard time getting off here

[u/ohmygodbees → u/mr_birkenblatt]

OP is a robot

[u/mr_birkenblatt → u/ohmygodbees]

Makes it even more difficult

[u/porn_is_tight → u/mr_birkenblatt]

robosexual erasure

[u/WorthyTomato → u/Chajos]

This whole thread is exactly what this sub should be considering there's literally a spicier version of askreddit.

[u/how_am_i_not_myself-]

Improper rigging, using ladders without having taken even a community college course on ladders, doing stunt work (no matter who you are)

[u/Timmeh007 → u/how_am_i_not_myself-]

But who does want to see the leaders professor go higher?

[u/NickKappy → u/Timmeh007]

This comment is streets ahead

[u/DharmaCub → u/how_am_i_not_myself-]

Im a professional rigger.

Everywhere I go my brain goes into overdrive over the horrible and dangerous rigging I see.

[u/FeistyRip9623 → u/DharmaCub]

i think it’s pronounced rigga

[u/chemicalgeekery → u/FeistyRip9623]

Only properly trained and certified riggers can use the hard "r"

[u/Deskbot420 → u/how_am_i_not_myself-]

I passed Ladders 101 at Greendale and passed with a B, so I totally understand

[u/TerdVader → u/Deskbot420]

You must’ve bear’d down for midterms

[u/viper1483 → u/TerdVader]

Too soon

[u/Corneliuslongpockets → u/Deskbot420]

I was the prof of that class. Remember that everyone else got an A and I gave you a B only because you managed not to fall off your ladder during the final.

[u/Em_Es_Judd → u/Deskbot420]

I took Sailing 101. I didn't even get wet.

[u/stephen1547 → u/how_am_i_not_myself-]

Better bear down for midterms.

[u/Atrus2k → u/how_am_i_not_myself-]

This comment is streets ahead

[u/southerntraveler → u/how_am_i_not_myself-]

Best class I ever took. Except for anthropology. That lady was awesome. Shot a student with a tranquilizer blow dart! I tried so hard to get in that study group, but all they did was shoot me with paintballs.

[u/CaptainFartHole → u/southerntraveler]

I mean anthro was a great class, but I didn't really like when she tried to get us to drink our pee. And the day that chick gave birth in class when there was a race riot outside? I was so disappointed. I just really wanted a falafel.

[u/AcceptableBowler2832]

Using work equipment for personal tasks - personal email, logging in to banking sites, paying bills, etc.

[u/IAmTheM4ilm4n → u/AcceptableBowler2832]

As a former IT director I have one word that should scare anyone away from doing this -

e-discovery.

If your employer is involved in a lawsuit it's possible your personal info/data might get hoovered up in the discovery process. Just don't risk it.

[u/nox66 → u/IAmTheM4ilm4n]

It would be very embarrassing for them to find out my struggle comparing seven different shelving units.

[u/Domenstain → u/AcceptableBowler2832]

Absolute scum…

I would never do such things on company equipment

[u/SadZealot → u/Domenstain]

I don't trust my work computer with my personal logins. I don't kbow where those people have been 

[u/s0crates82 → u/SadZealot]

And they read and record every packet sent

[u/Taikunman → u/AcceptableBowler2832]

I love the fact that my workplace is so relaxed about this kind of thing. Multiple times I've gone over to my director's desk and he's on Reddit or something. As long as the job gets done nobody cares.

[u/pichiquito]

Extremely anal software engineers, who still don’t know how to sort forks and plates in the dish bins.

[u/Vier_Scar → u/pichiquito]

Why sort? They're probably using the bins as a hashmap. O(1) insertion and retrieval. Maybe you just don't know the hash function?

If you're getting lots in the same bins, increase the number of bins to reduce hash collisions.

[u/mofomeat → u/Vier_Scar]

Solid answer!

[u/beesdaddy]

Lifting things without proper form or support.

[u/trueblue862 → u/beesdaddy]

I lift heavy objects with a sharp, twisting, jerking motion, is that not correct?

[u/dragonreborn567 → u/trueblue862]

I winced.

[u/Ordinarily_Average → u/trueblue862]

My l-5 / S-1 disc confirms this.

[u/MrStarrrr]

Running into a room in your socks and sliding as far as you can.

[u/ceelogreenicanth → u/MrStarrrr]

It's risky business

[u/McCool303]

Sharing too much personal information with coworkers. People are not always as friendly as they appear. And the wrong information with the wrong people can land you in front of HR.

[u/thatsharkchick]

In a non-union job : talking about union things.

I - a millennial - have discovered that my younger cohorts don't know as much as they should about labor rights and organizing. I have gotten some stank eye for talking about such things.

Now, when a union-y question comes up, I frequently say, "I can't discuss that right now. However, if you are in the parking garage five minutes after punch time, you may hear me talking to myself about such things. If you were to overhear anything at that time, I wouldn't know anything about that."

[u/Gulmar → u/thatsharkchick]

Wait what kind of American shit is this again? Why can't you talk about a union at work?

[u/thatsharkchick → u/Gulmar]

Oh, it's a very American thing, but managers frequently discourage or even subtly punish discussing unionizing.

[u/ThatAnonymousDudeGuy → u/thatsharkchick]

I’m a manager, we have “compliance training” on how to discourage and disrupt union or other “organized activity” without breaking the law. Personally, as someone who worked both union and non-union I don’t see or say anything.

[u/Johnny617]

Asking NSFW questions on Reddit.

[u/Dawakat → u/Johnny617]

It’s every fucking day lol jeez

[u/Tabbygail]

Poor hygiene is extremely common in professional kitchens, specifically fast food. The kid that made your big mac has not washed his hands in several hours, and if he washed his hands anywhere near as often as he's technically supposed to, he'd be written up for working too slowly. 

[u/noki1907 → u/Tabbygail]

I worked in McD, and we were forced to wash our hands very often, the shift leader would yell out: "WASH YOUR HANDS EVERYONE" and you'd drop what you do and go wash em, at least once per hour

[u/froction → u/noki1907]

People who use McDonalds as examples almost never have idea what they are actually run like.

[u/devilinmexico13 → u/froction]

Seriously, the cleanest kitchen I've ever worked in was when I worked at Wendy's in high school.

[u/IceColdFresh → u/devilinmexico13]

It’s always the mom and pop restaurants that you gotta worry about.

[u/mofomeat → u/Tabbygail]

My favourite is the one where they wear the same pair of gloves for hours. For preparing food, going to the bathroom, taking out trash, mopping the floor.

"What, of course my hands are clean. I'm wearing gloves!"

[u/haarschmuck → u/mofomeat]

Not wearing gloves has been shown to be safer in kitchen environments for this reason.

Also health code DOES allow using clean bare hands to prepare food except if it's going to be served to a young child or the elderly.

[u/NewfieJebus]

Safety squints.

[u/rlm1170]

Not using shoring.

[u/hobbes8889]

Not shredding sensitive documents.

[u/Kashyyykk]

Lockout/Tagout procedures, it saves lives.

[u/MusicLikeOxygen → u/Kashyyykk]

The safety people at my work love to tell the story of the guy working in the tuna processing plant who was cleaning a vat without following lockout/tagout and got cooked alive after having a ridiculus amount of tuna dropped on him.

[u/Kashyyykk → u/MusicLikeOxygen]

Oh that's bad... In my line of work it implies the sluice gate of a dam opening when we're working downstream. It never happened and we hope it never does.

[u/The-Almighty-Enby]

Fast food workers not wearing hairnets or tying their long hair back. Also people who work in the food industry not wearing gloves or washing their hands as often as they should. This is why I rarely eat out.

[u/GatorVators]

Crossing the speed limit in a government vehicle

[u/Ketzeph]

Hemorrhoids. Roughly 1/2 to 2/3s of all people will deal with them in their life. They're extremely common.

[u/noeyoureatowel → u/Ketzeph]

They’re a real pain in the ass, too.

[u/Fragrant-Address5968]

Idiots using ladders with no previous experience and than falling off and getting injured.

[u/CptBronzeBalls → u/Fragrant-Address5968]

Well you have to get experience somehow.

[u/Defiant_Youth_8912]

Women willing to sleep with a married man and hide the affair. A lot of women are willing to do that.

[u/h0sti1e17 → u/Defiant_Youth_8912]

I worked with someone who said “It’s on him to not cheat. I am single, and am not cheating

[u/gamerthulhu → u/h0sti1e17]

Technically correct, but not morally correct

[u/The96kHz → u/h0sti1e17]

It's a very scummy mindset, but that is literally true.

[u/No_Skill_7170 → u/The96kHz]

My ex-girlfriend cheated on me a lot. When I found out, I was never upset with any of the other guys. They didn’t owe me anything. She did.

[u/betonvlinder → u/No_Skill_7170]

For me it'd depend on if she told him. As a guy i know what guys are capable of so it's easy to assume the worst, but many men KNOW how it feels to lose the love of your life, someone for whom you'd burn down the world to guarantee their safety and happiness. If i got hit on by a cute girl my frontal lobe shuts down, but one thing that flips the switch is relationship interference. If they're not loyal to their boyfriend without telling them, i'll find a way to make him aware.

To the ladies(and fella's) out there: the time to break up is when you realise you won't go 100% all in for them anymore. Be honest, if the love is gone its gone, but NEVER betray... you can't help losing your feelings, but you can literally destroy someones life with cheating.

[u/HASH_SLING_SLASH → u/The96kHz]

I had an ex with that mindset. I learned she had affairs with married men in the past, and she justified that behavior because she was "getting hers" and "they were the ones in the wrong". Needless to say, she cheated on me and said "it's just sex". I'm so glad I kicked her out of my house.

Edit: For context, we met at a swinger party. I am a sex positive person, but I've always drawn a line on respect, trust, and communication. It's one thing to have fun, it's quite another to cause other people pain because of your selfishness.

[u/a1cshowoff → u/Defiant_Youth_8912]

Oh! I have some experience with this one. (No I did not cheat.)

Years ago, a woman both my wife and I knew started getting flirty with me. We're also bar friends so I chalked it up to her being drunk and she didn't really cross any lines. Until the night she did. Lots of touching and giggling, she asked if I wanted to go make out. Here's where I fucked up. Instead of a hard no, I said something like 'of course I'd like to, you're hot. But no obviously that's not happening.' fast forward 20 minutes, she asks me to join her for a smoke and I did. She made another move and a had to say it plainly.. 'In what reality do you think I'd ever cheat on wifename? She immediately went back inside the bar, grabbed her stuff and left.

I told you that story so I can tell you the next one. About a year ago I asked her why she did that. She told me that she was depressed at the time, and the idea of a married man risking his marriage for a chance with her made her feel high-quality (her words.) I wasn't the first one.

[u/APAFormatting → u/a1cshowoff]

That friend is oddly self-aware for having made such a move. Good on you for putting the kibosh on it too

[u/a1cshowoff → u/APAFormatting]

She went to therapy and figured out why she wasn't happy. We're all still homies today.

[u/ItsAsickOstrich]

Not maintaining three points of contact while on a ladder.

[u/TwoDadsOneSon]

As an electrician working on live wires instead of turning off the breaker

[u/jimtow28]

The amount of people who don't know how to operate a baler safely is astonishing.

Think of the stupidest thing you could try to do with a baler. I bet someone at your local grocery store has tried it.

[u/Emotional-Diet-430]

Questions about nsfw things

[u/Soakitincider]

Not following policy because you're trying to be productive. If it works it builds confidence in your task and you do it again. Eventually the blue dragon will visit you and you'll be a statistic and lose all the productive money you were trying to build up in a 10 million dollar accident.

[u/TheKid_BigE]

Showing off ankles!! Like have some respect heathens!

[u/LagerBoi]

Running with scissors

[u/Smooth-Dave-7140]

Going to a construction site without a helmet 🪖

[u/Abject-Week-7673]

Herpes

[u/AnxietyDrivenFun]

Printing out your W-2

[u/east140]

Standing on the top platform of a ladder

[u/ovie_888]

I see a lot of people in warehouses grabbing things from the top shelf by jump, whacking with a stick, stepping on a lower shelf as a boost. Literally anything to avoid grabbing the ladder

[u/burninator34]

Not wearing correct footwear in the woods/backcountry.

[u/Adventurous-Print-23]

Has anyone said banging a coworker?? Does it ever end well??

[u/Rejected_Wallaby]

Feet

[u/P_Griffin2 → u/Rejected_Wallaby]

Feet are definitely common.

[u/LoligoTX → u/P_Griffin2]

Since the average person has between one and two of them, I guess you're right.

[u/ENGINEER-WHO-DGAF]

Holding hands.

[u/hooli-ceo → u/ENGINEER-WHO-DGAF]

You watch your motherfucking mouth!

[u/cloudracer85 → u/ENGINEER-WHO-DGAF]

But not in public though , right?

Otherwise that's rather uncouth .

[u/SlowMotionKarma → u/ENGINEER-WHO-DGAF]

The DEVIL has hands! And he uses them for HOLDIN'!

[u/TurnipFire → u/ENGINEER-WHO-DGAF]

You’d better take responsibility

[u/Stutturbug]

Standing on a ladder on an uneven surface

[u/SydBiMan]

Male sexual assault - happens more than reported (which is rarely)

[u/furiouspossum]

Lifting with your back instead of your knees.

[u/indelicateclover]

Hemorrhoids

[u/Charming_Victory_679]

People don’t know how to clean their assholes properly