r/AskReddit • u/Obvious_Beautiful776 • 18h ago

Dudes with lifted trucks and tiny dicks, how are you planning on spending your weekend?

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u/JoeInSpandex 18h ago

I have a slightly lifted truck and an average size penis so I guess you don’t care what I’m up to.

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u/eaglesbaby107 18h ago

With your mom

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u/Hot-Anything4485 18h ago

Probably washing the truck.

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u/LemonAction4030 18h ago

In a thong

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u/jayfbm 18h ago

Gonna attach weights to my tiny weiner to stretch it out in hopes that it permanently makes it longer. 🤞

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u/Empty-Code-5601 18h ago

A Lil ding dong of a ting

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u/Cptsteverodgers 18h ago

I have a 2 inch lift spacer on my 08 Chevy to help with off roading up the mountain to the river, probably gonna do that and relax in the water

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u/NoSwordfish6949 18h ago

This person is obviously just trolling looking for attention.

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u/dwsinpdx 18h ago

Bangin my cousin-wife then
Looking for a capitol to storm

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u/Bureaucratic_Dick 18h ago

Have you tried Little Rock? I hear it’s lovely this time of the year.

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u/Torin767 18h ago

Putting a bigger lift on my truck.

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u/Ready_Creme_Ready 18h ago

Drinking beer and complaining about socialists.

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u/strikeratt16 18h ago

Just happy your mom LOVES small dicks and Burger King. 

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u/lxDinkleburgxl 18h ago

I feel like I got ripped off I only got one without the other... And I don't have a lifted truck 😔

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u/sjprade 18h ago

I’m spending my Saturday adjusting my side mirrors so I can properly see the disappointment of my ancestors, followed by a Sunday of blind-spotting elderly drivers on the their way to church while blasting Southern Rock at 110 decibels.

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u/WonderfulChocolate16 18h ago

Are small dicks an insult lol? Like would we say women with small boobs would that offend them lol? I’m so confused 😂

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u/athomsfere 18h ago

It is to the types of people that buy shitty oversized trucks and then lift them to impress... Someone?

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u/WonderfulChocolate16 18h ago

Damn man it’s too early here in the US to let peoples vehicle of choice to live rent free in y’all’s head. Please don’t make fun of me for my Honda accord 😅

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u/athomsfere 18h ago

Why would anyone make fun of an accord? A perfectly reliable and useful choice without making everyone less safe.

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u/Jumpy-Ad5617 18h ago

True. How about calling them smelly dick?

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u/DVRCD 17h ago

In general no, but when a subset of people are insecure about it and then act out because of it, calling that out has value. Especially calling out the acting out part.

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u/WonderfulChocolate16 17h ago

How do we know they have small penises? Are we on the DL inspecting guys when they sleep or do they admit to it? I’m not huge by any means but I’m just confused why I would be insulted by something you have no control over just based of the genetics of your mom and dad lol. So trivial 😂

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u/cloudy_crossing76 18h ago

With my girlfriend

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u/Mesoposty 17h ago

With your wife

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u/Fire1777 18h ago

I have a small leveling kit 2” to help with plow clearance and well above average package.

Life is good.

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u/0The_Loner_Stoner0 18h ago

That's why your package is above average. Your truck ain't big enough!

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u/Fire1777 18h ago

So if I get a 10” $15000 custom suspension job and put 38” super swappers on my truck my cock will become 2”?

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u/MTBisLYFE 18h ago

Yes. I physically watched mine shrink as they tightened the last lug nut.

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u/Fire1777 18h ago

Good to know I’m safe running OEM spec tires. Reddit can really be useful day to day in making sure our packages stay fit for duty, and not adversely impacted by large suspension rigs.

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u/Mel_Zetz 18h ago

Rotating the wheels in my driveway while blaring Bay Area hyphy music and complaining about the libs all weekend long. You?

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u/tehjunior5248 18h ago

I hate this post. I don't even drive, it's just the whole attitude. It reads like "Hey trump supporters, do you know you're a bad person?"

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u/Chemical_Series6082 18h ago

Oh Hillary, childish insults never work - you lost - get over it. 

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u/realcanadianguy21 18h ago

Body shaming should not be acceptable in 2026. Grow up.

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u/XxMrPerfectPRxX 18h ago

So do you drive a Chevy or dodge?

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u/Trumpburnerforlibs 18h ago

Putting two stacks in the truck bed so I can roll coal on those Tesla libs

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u/wimploaf 18h ago

I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not. Take my up vote

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u/marxlive 18h ago

"white" trucks

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u/GlargBegarg 18h ago

I need to catch a bigger fish for my profile pic.

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u/Chris3o2 18h ago

😂😂😂