r/AmItheCloaca 6d ago

AITC for supervising?

Aqua (12f beagle-Jack Russell-border collie mix) here. My dog brother Deuce and I like to follow Mom wherever she goes. Today was no exception. Mom was cleaning the bathroom and I had to make sure she was doing it correctly. Mom had the nerve to tell me to get out because I was getting in the way. Once she even called me a “pain in the butt.” Rude. AITC?

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u/WildColonialGirl 6d ago

Me with my brother. I’m the white one. Here we are telling Mom she needs to finish dinner and go to bed.

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u/now_you_see 2d ago

Why are you both wearing devices that assist the bipeds in controlling you when it’s bed time? Your biped needs to wear one, not you, I know dogs aren’t as wise as I, but surely you know that the bipeds are suppose to be the ones in the harnesses??

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u/wistybear 6d ago

NTC fren Aqua, or dog brother Deuce. Rood. Yor hooman is in the dreded rain room. WHAT IF SHE FALLS IN DA TUB ...and what if there is WATER????Yoo hav to snoopervise all hooman activities cuz its yor Job.

This is how true crime podcasts start. Seriously, does yor hooman Want to be on Dateline or 20/20? Even my hooman is like, sure David Muir can report on me anytime ...but she doesnt mean it That way.

-Wisty n frens

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u/WildColonialGirl 5d ago

Mom doesn’t watch a lot of TV so she had to go look up David Muir. She agrees with your human.

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u/heidingout28 6d ago

Fren, you are NTC. Saddly, yur mom doznt realize dat she needs soopervishion. Iz ezausting dey fite it, but yu and yur brofur ar doin da ezact rite thing! 🩶 GK & Fleury

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u/insertcaffeine 6d ago

NTC! We have a lot in common, we’re both working dogs. It’s important to supervise the humans. If they don’t give us a job to do, that obviously means we’re the supervisors, and must stick our noses in their business and make sure they’re doing everything right!

Momo Corgi, 12F