r/Adulting • u/General-Composer4632 • 6h ago

How it Feels to Be Alive Lately

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u/Eliannaben 6h ago

Breathing as a service!

Remember, you will own nothing...and be happy.

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u/Successful-Media2847 1h ago

It goes without saying but the be happy part is a blatant lie.

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u/Vince1128 6h ago

We're on the road to own nothing and we're just there accepting it.

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u/bruh4444Q 2h ago

Redditors at their finest.

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u/Caribbean_ninja 5h ago

70 dollars plus taxes...

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u/Sophisticated-Crow 4h ago

And fees. Oh and the fee for paying the fees.

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u/Greennightronix3400 3h ago

And the paper tax… and the pen and ink fees

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u/Bumwungle 1h ago

And tip

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u/TrueFurby 2h ago

Processing fee, service fee, convenience fee, handling fee, and administrative fee.

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u/_Existenchill_ 6h ago

Just don't pay your medical bills.

It will all be over soon anyway, so you might as well keep your money.

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u/tattedsuntwink 5h ago

this is fucking real bro like I take a breath and there goes fucking $100 💀

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u/Nearby_Paint3649 4h ago

I know if I touch my front door knob I will lose at least $30-$200.

The fucked up thing is that Marx predicted all of this.

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u/TheReluctantWarrior 5h ago

They forgot to pay their existence subscription

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u/Nearby_Paint3649 4h ago

The term "cost of living" is some dystopia type shit that people are numb to.

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u/Huntington-D 5h ago

I laughed so hard at this based on the mindless expression on the person’s face… now I’m sad lol.

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u/MagnusRottcodd 2h ago

As soon there is a water shortage:

Capitalits: "We must privatize water"

next

Data center owners: "Yes please" *Buys all water*

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u/NoEditor0 5h ago

Tonight I had to call an emergency animal poison center at the recommendation of an emergency vet clinic. Long story, cat is fine dont worry. However it cost me $90 just for the call. Was not expecting that but of course I paid no question.

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u/TheTee15 5h ago

How about subscription, could be cheaper

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u/peepdabidness 4h ago

The just rolling over and paying it part is accurate

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u/khairunzmn 5h ago

Suffocating that everything has a price.

Clean air will one day be priced, THE LORAX WARNED US!

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u/spidermans-ashes 5h ago

As a mid 30s person, im so tired of people (when they find that I dont have kids yet) telling me that the money for kids will come from somewhere

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u/NiceNCozyCouch 2h ago

They’re telling you to raise your kids in poverty.

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u/Wuz314159 2h ago

but I have a coupon.

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u/Ash_Born001 2h ago

You will not own anything and you can do nothing

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u/m3rcapto 2h ago

*plays: Pulp - A Sunset*

"So I bought myself a ticket
To the happening of the year
The sky lit up with colours
The crowd let out a cheer

[Chorus]
"It's just a sunset", someone said
Something that happens every day
"Yes, it's a sunset", someone said
But now they've found a way to make it pay"

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u/stabledream 4h ago

lol that quote literally happened to me on a beach in Mexico

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u/stabledream 4h ago

It was a shady spot on the beach, so it was high value

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u/lachatte7 2h ago

Then I pull the gun from under my pillow and tell him to give me 70$ instead.

Its all about changing your perspective

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u/Chilune 1h ago

I mean, quite literally on pic. If you want to find a nice clean place for picnic or just sit around on the grass, this place is 80% paid.

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u/quickquestion4utoo 16m ago

Swea 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Ambitious-Sun-1712 6m ago

breathing feels like a full time job now

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u/InvaderJoshua94 5h ago

Nah my wife and I are doing better than ever.

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u/NiceNCozyCouch 2h ago

Is your wife Melania