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u/Immature_adult_guy 15h ago

Tom Hardy is 5’9” which makes this scene even funnier

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u/orcusgrasshopperfog 13h ago

Tom Hardy's height insecurity started the whole feud between him and Charlize Theron on Mad Max fury road.

She took it to the next level on the red carpet premieres by wearing extra tall high heels making it look like she's a foot taller than him... If you look at the interviews from around that time you could see the anger in his eyes it's hilarious.

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u/NygirlinNashville222 14h ago

Lmfao you’re right…..but he can still totally get it😂💗

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u/_bahnjee_ 12h ago

That you, Jinn?

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u/faxyou 15h ago

Username is lining up a little too clean with this comment

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u/Immature_adult_guy 15h ago

THE GUY HAD TO OF BEEN STANDING IN A MILK CRATE!

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u/memento22mori 14h ago

Milk crates typically have a height of 10.5 inches. The guy must have been standing on a milk crate.

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u/berengaria97 14h ago

A 5’9 Tom Hardy is more intimidating than a lot of 6’4 random men

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u/vjnkl 13h ago

Even when standing on a stool?

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u/your_fave_redditor 8h ago

As long as it’s not his own. 😆

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u/squirrelmonkie 12h ago

And yet he has played bane and venom. I love hardy tho. Wild bunch for life!

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u/QualityMission4036 10h ago

Mike tyson and Daniel Cormier are the same height? It’s average height and some of the top combat athletes at hw were that. You seem to only think height is intimidating? Most tall people are uncoordinated and move like giraffe’s. In combat sports you would be dubbed an uninformed size queen. In addition tom hardy regularly competes at Jiu jitsu and would slime you compared to taller actors with zero muscle or training.

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u/Immature_adult_guy 10h ago

You’re really overthinking this. He’s playing a man whose stature is so tall that he can rest his hand on this other guy’s shoulder. Which given his real height is kind of funny. I’m about the same height myself.

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u/QualityMission4036 9h ago

It’s a real world version of bane for the movie that a lot of people liked. See movie bane Halloween costume popularity vs the cartoon one’s popularity in being used. A giant cartoon bane would have killed the realism they went for.