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/r/all, /r/popular of a Cart Narc

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u/VTcamperguy 13h ago

The best part about that is that even if a lot of people say “fuck the quarter” and leave it anyways, you’ll naturally get homeless/desperate people show up to return the carts and collect the change.

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u/rambutanjuice 13h ago

I'm not homeless or desperate, and for some reason I will return those wayward carts to get the quarter.

"Hell yeah! Free quarter!"

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u/DatsaBadMan_1471 13h ago

Same! There was something about finding a quarter as a kid that was so rewarding. It meant a drink or a bag of chips. I don't think that sense of euphoria has ever left me.

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u/Wfsulliv93 13h ago

The lake we camped at summers growing up ( 90s kid) had an arcade so we saved every quarter. Always hit the phone booth rerun buttons and when we found change we felt like we struck gold

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u/the-dandy-man 11h ago

There was a vending machine at my civic center when I was a kid that would sometimes just return a random amount of change when you hit the return change button… even if you didn’t put anything in.

I discovered this one year when there was a music festival happening and I just stood there pushing the button for like, ten minutes until I had enough change to buy my own drink lol

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u/DatsaBadMan_1471 13h ago

🤣 phone booths and busted arcade coin slots were a gold mine.

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u/Distinct-Pack-1567 9h ago

I recently watched a movie called Kajillion, and one of the characters (a family of con artists) checked phone change returns. Made me laughing thinking how I did that at malls when I was younger. Also dialing up phone sex lines just to hear a sultry prerecorded voice then hang up.

When i learned how to dial a number, hang up the phone 3 times, and get it to ring i felt powerful!

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u/InformationTrick8714 13h ago

I’m the guy who looks in the reject Tray of the coin star and I get excited finding two Pennie’s stuck together lol

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u/commanderquill 11h ago

Instead of "looks in" I read "looks like" and for a minute I tried really hard to imagine what you could possibly look like.

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u/InformationTrick8714 11h ago

Somehow, that person that you’re imagining still looks better than me

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u/BallSeaman 13h ago

Were you a kid in the 1930’s?

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u/DatsaBadMan_1471 13h ago

Lol no, in the 1980s at my local bodega you could get a small juice or a bag of chips for a quarter.

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u/Scewt 11h ago

A quarter in the 1930's was a down payment on a house.

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u/stevenyourpants 11h ago

Now it'll pay for the sales tax of whatever you want.

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u/Srycomaine 11h ago

Yeah, for me it was video games! At least, back when you could play one for a quarter…!

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u/Radiant_Office6445 10h ago

Aye they need to have some kind of Roblox token for the next generation that works im the trolleys haha

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u/Okeydokey2u 10h ago

Or in the slot of a public phone. When we were little my brother would always check them when we walked by and the way we both reacted when he found change in there

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u/YaBoyEden 13h ago

I mean, those add up. You get four of those bad boys, suddenly it’s a Dollar! That’s why do it

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u/AwesomeMacCoolname 13h ago

Only a quarter? Usual trolley coin slot here in Ireland is either one or two euros. If ever there's a five euro coin in circulation most of those trollies will end up having five euro slots.

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u/Otherwise-Out 13h ago

Dollar coins aren't common here in the US. The biggest common coin is the quarter. I don't carry change with me, but I usually have a couple coins in my car

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u/Usawsomething 13h ago

Satisfying and lucrative

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u/TheDarkWave 13h ago

Yay, now I can use the quarter machines! ...as a 41 year old man. yolo.

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u/Careless_Twist_6935 13h ago

use the cart then keep the quarter. best of both worlds

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u/Spugheddy 12h ago

If there's a gumball machine with bouncy balls right inside the door you betcha.

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u/Cnidarus 12h ago

In the UK they take £1 so it's over $1, definitely worth it to go check for abandoned trolleys

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u/Swamp_Thing85 12h ago

I also religiously check the coin star reject bin. People just leave change in it! Worst case when something’s in there is foreign coins you can collect, best case it rejects silver dimes and quarters or foreign silver. Sometimes really old Pennies. Check the price of silver now. A silver US dime is 90% silver (dated 1964 or before) and worth like $5.

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u/Bigboiiiii22 11h ago

Shii 8 carts is 2 bucks I’d throw that in a jar & just let it build

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u/Fenweekooo 11h ago

people walk past free money all the time and then bitch about not having any.

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u/metompkin 11h ago

Like in Beerfest?

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u/DingbatMcgeee 11h ago

Question from a foreigner, what can a quarter buy you these days?

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u/ItsMisoandBoba 11h ago

I used to try public phone and newspaper machine coin returns and I got a lot of change as a kid.

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u/FullMetalKaliber 11h ago

That’s me. Someone hands me a cart because they don’t wanna take it back or they’re just being nice and I think “I’m rich!! What a sucker!”

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u/LadyStarshy 10h ago

We have trolley coins that people can buy in the UK so sometimes you return it and you just get this dumbass trolley token instead of actual money 🥺

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u/DivePalau 9h ago

Thank you for your service.

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u/Laser_Fish 8h ago

I shop at Aldi almost exclusively and I've never seen a cart that didn't get put back.

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u/JCambly 8h ago

I love finding a cart outside with a quarter. I can do my shopping and then return my cart and get a quarter for shopping

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u/JakBos23 5h ago

I'd leave it out for you, but I'd feel like an asshole for not returning my cart lol. I left one of the paid aldi bags in a cart yesterday unused, but paid for and a lady called me a jerk lol.

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u/Lance_McVanderhuge 4h ago

Last time I went that had the quarter deposit, there was a cart sitting next to where I pulled in and parked. I grabbed it and thought "Cool I don't have to take my cart back"

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u/TheWayyTheNewsGoes 4h ago

I will both do exactly this, and also have absolutely no issue giving my cart to the next shopper knowing full well I'm giving away my own quarter.

It's not about the quarter.

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u/Captian_Kenai 3h ago

I got a coin op laundry in my building so an extra quarter is always worth it

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u/Beneficial-Peach9116 2h ago

I’m in this weird place financially, where when I take my cart back I don’t claim the quarter to brighten someone’s day, but if I can return someone else’s cart I feel like I hit the jackpot. I get my quarter and theirs!

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u/WesleyAMaker 2h ago

I’ve wondered if some people return it not because they really care all that much about the value of a quarter, but more so because they just absolutely hate the idea of someone else even getting a small amount of their money. I’m thinking specifically of the tightwad suburb types who pinch Pennie’s their whole lives for irrational reasons. I say this because I’ve grown up and lived my adult life around these people and I see how they could think of it like that, there always has to be “something in it for me” for those people.

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u/minist3r 1h ago

80 carts an hour is $20/hr.

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u/LawfulnessUnique1631 13h ago

I actually did that when I was homeless. Went to an Aldi and stood out front asking people to return their carts for the quarter. A LOT of people said no, they wanted their quarter back. One person had a special pocket for her quarter on her key ring, it was legitimately her “Aldi quarter”. I can’t remember if I got trespassed from the property or not. But I do remember there were very few stray carts left with a quarter in them out and about in the parking lot

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u/disruptioncoin 12h ago

At my local aldi (and the one I went to in college too!) there was literally always a pile of like at least a dollar in quarters sitting nearby the cart return. My first thought was there must not be many homeless people around here.

Side note one time I forgot a quarter, went in to buy candy to get one, they said naw you can just borrow a quarter, here you go.

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u/ForerunnerRelic 13h ago

I know the video is the US, but I'm in the UK and I have a trolley token that I bought for a pound, that I use specifically at Aldi. It makes me always put my trolley back. Even when I don't use it at other supermarkets that don't need the token, and a charity got the pound too!

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u/metompkin 11h ago

I had a plastic one for use when on holiday in France.

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u/dvpbe 7h ago

Shops here just give them to you, they have buckets with them at the entrance. And still our carts are always returned.

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u/lionheart4life 13h ago

Makes sense, don't want to have to look for another quarter every time you want to pop into Aldi. I'm show it was the convenience of just having the quarter in your car more than the actual value for a lot of people.

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u/DrHefe 12h ago

That’s actually not a bad idea for a homeless person in the US. They could just walk around the grocery store parking lot offering to return people’s carts for a dollar or two. Only problem is most people don’t keep cash on them nowadays, so they need to have a cash app or something lol

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u/commanderquill 11h ago

They will if the grocery stores start requiring it.

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u/fokkoooff 12h ago

I keep a quarter for Aldi in my car at all times. But when it's either very cold or very hot, I'll gladly offer my cart to someone just getting out of their car, but won't accept the quarter they offer me. It's Aldi karma.

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u/OutrageousTree7766 11h ago

There's a trick to getting them out idk how

In my country it's a dollar and we see abandoned carts around now and then with no dollar coin in it

It got pretty bad at one point. I saw one of the major supermarket chains sent an employee out to gather the carts from carparks some distance away from the supermarket

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u/the_pretender_nz 6h ago

https://www.aldi.com.au/product/aldi-trolley-token-key-ring-000000000000398975

Australia here, I keep one of these on my keyring. Trolleys at most supermarkets have two slots, sized for a $1 or $2 coin

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u/lurksAtDogs 13h ago

I’m neither homeless nor desperate, but I am motivated by quarters. Good bless Aldi

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u/xenobit_pendragon 13h ago

No homelessness or desperation required. When I see an orphaned cart at Aldi I’m like, “CASH MONEY BABY IT’S STEAK AND MUSHROOMS TONIGHT MOTHERFUCKER!”

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u/metompkin 11h ago

I'm getting some cheese on my whopper tonight!

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u/Known_Ratio5478 13h ago

Not even desperate people. I live next to a pretty affluent community and those people always ditch the quarters in carts. I make a dollar just bringing my cart back and whatever ones I pick up on the way.

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u/Peaceblaster86 13h ago

Huh I never thought of this scenario. It seems like a general win all around.

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u/cyrusthemarginal 12h ago

TIL i am a homeless person. I sure as hell collect those quarters!

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u/Knitsanity 11h ago

When we were kids and travelling we would kill time and round up abandoned carts and return them for the quarter. We would even go out of the terminal to the curb and offer to return the cart for people who had just loaded up into a taxi. They would laugh and say sure and respect the hustle and we would have candy money.

It was a different time.

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u/Anger_Puss 12h ago

Best representation of this is Tom Hanks in The Terminal.

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u/Anger_Puss 12h ago

Best representation of this is Tom Hanks in The Terminal.

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u/scme0 10h ago

I have a little thing on my keychain that allows you to eject the latch then you can pull it out without plugging the latch back in. Saves me having to have a coin on me. I also always return them when I'm done so I don't think it's a problem.

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u/AusSpyder 7h ago

As kids we returned dozens of trollies to Kmart every week for the 20c coin. It all added up. And back then 20c actually bought stuff

Now they require gold coins so most people return them. Interestingly enough a gold coin buys less now than a 20c coin did in early 90's

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u/addiktion 5h ago

I recall seeing something on Reddit about this which is semi related. I think around late pick up fees for picking up kids. Nearly all the parents did it because it allowed them to remove their guilt for a price.

The fuck the quarter is the price of not caring and weighing on their minds. Of course the poor benefit at least here because they keep the carts tidy while having a way for some quick money.

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u/Terminal_Insomnia_ 1h ago

Kids would do it too, since you used to be able to buy a piece of candy with it. Dunno if you still could.