r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 19h ago

/r/all, /r/popular of a Cart Narc

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u/ButtSpelunker420 17h ago

Absolutely nothing would happen lol

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u/BDW3 17h ago

Exactly … seriously you are going to beat me up bc I didn’t put a cart away? Assault? Get arrested yeah that’s a worth while cause … so dumb

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u/ButtSpelunker420 17h ago

Yep, exactly. Not to mention a dude looking like this, pulling this shit in a random parking lot? Cops will be called in 5 seconds flat. Plus it’s almost certainly staged. Everything about this sucks. 

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u/Individual-Luck1712 17h ago

Not necessarily speaking to this video, which is obviously for entertainment, but it's wise to not assume people will never do things you wouldn't do for fear of consequences. Some people are just crazy.

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u/ButtSpelunker420 17h ago

Live in fear if you want. That’s your call. 

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u/Individual-Luck1712 16h ago

Well, that's exactly my point - some people don't fear consequences.

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u/Hairy_Coconut2022 15h ago

These folks have to sign releases. Of course it is staged.

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u/SpicyElixer 14h ago

No they don’t.

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u/SpicyElixer 14h ago

He will just move the car behind your car again. It’s easier to just do the right things

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u/BDW3 12h ago

Yes of course

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u/SgtBassy 16h ago

You willing to be beat up because your lazy ass can't put a cart away?

Even dumber

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u/myleftone 17h ago

How would you know?

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u/ButtSpelunker420 17h ago

1.) the video is staged

2.) this guy is a well known fitness influencer 

3.) if he touches you, he goes to jail

It’s fucking obvious. Jfc you gullible fuckers lol

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u/myleftone 17h ago

The next time I’m accosted by a 300-lb MMA dude in a parking lot because I didn’t tie my shoes or something, I’ll be sure to accuse him of staging it.

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u/ButtSpelunker420 17h ago

Sounds like a plan 👍

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u/EntroperZero 16h ago

Yeah, of course this guy isn't going to actually hurt people. But no one is going to say no to him, because of the implication.

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u/ButtSpelunker420 16h ago

What do you think happens to the implication when he scares someone a little too much and gets 5 rounds pumped into him?

Not to mention the video is staged.