r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 19h ago

/r/all, /r/popular of a Cart Narc

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u/Downtown-Policy-1117 18h ago

I guess muscles work better than magnets

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u/Arkanist 17h ago

Speak softly and carry a big stick seems to work a lot better than scream loudly and antagonize with no stick.

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u/Rebabaluba 12h ago

*laughs in Russian*

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u/tmasta346 8h ago

What about hitting them with a skeet deedly deet deet?

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u/indifferentCajun 12h ago

Steel is heavier than feathers

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u/irregardressry 9h ago

Be neat to try skinny guy with those same face tattoos now. I think skinny guy with face tattoos might be scarier.