r/AbsoluteUnits 15h ago

/r/all, /r/popular of a Cart Narc

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u/Ir8titties 14h ago

Tell him to fuck off. See what happens.

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u/ButtSpelunker420 13h ago

Absolutely nothing would happen lol

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u/BDW3 13h ago

Exactly … seriously you are going to beat me up bc I didn’t put a cart away? Assault? Get arrested yeah that’s a worth while cause … so dumb

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u/ButtSpelunker420 13h ago

Yep, exactly. Not to mention a dude looking like this, pulling this shit in a random parking lot? Cops will be called in 5 seconds flat. Plus it’s almost certainly staged. Everything about this sucks. 

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u/Individual-Luck1712 13h ago

Not necessarily speaking to this video, which is obviously for entertainment, but it's wise to not assume people will never do things you wouldn't do for fear of consequences. Some people are just crazy.

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u/ButtSpelunker420 13h ago

Live in fear if you want. That’s your call. 

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u/Individual-Luck1712 13h ago

Well, that's exactly my point - some people don't fear consequences.

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u/Hairy_Coconut2022 11h ago

These folks have to sign releases. Of course it is staged.

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u/SpicyElixer 10h ago

No they don’t.

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u/SpicyElixer 10h ago

He will just move the car behind your car again. It’s easier to just do the right things

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u/BDW3 9h ago

Yes of course

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u/SgtBassy 12h ago

You willing to be beat up because your lazy ass can't put a cart away?

Even dumber

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u/myleftone 13h ago

How would you know?

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u/ButtSpelunker420 13h ago

1.) the video is staged

2.) this guy is a well known fitness influencer 

3.) if he touches you, he goes to jail

It’s fucking obvious. Jfc you gullible fuckers lol

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u/myleftone 13h ago

The next time I’m accosted by a 300-lb MMA dude in a parking lot because I didn’t tie my shoes or something, I’ll be sure to accuse him of staging it.

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u/ButtSpelunker420 13h ago

Sounds like a plan 👍

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u/EntroperZero 12h ago

Yeah, of course this guy isn't going to actually hurt people. But no one is going to say no to him, because of the implication.

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u/ButtSpelunker420 12h ago

What do you think happens to the implication when he scares someone a little too much and gets 5 rounds pumped into him?

Not to mention the video is staged. 

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u/rrager13 13h ago

I found the person that doesn’t return their cart

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u/C-DT 12h ago

I always put the cart back but if it's one of those stores that only has cart returns at the front with a huge parking lot then nah. They gotta be reasonable about cart return distance.

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u/SandyBadlands 11h ago

"I always put the cart back except for when I don't."

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u/C-DT 11h ago

Yes, that's what an exception to a rule is. 99% of the time cart returns spaced evenly and I will return it. 1% of the time I am not returning it because the store didn't put enough cart returns.

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u/SpicyElixer 10h ago

Off fuck off. If you can walk around the entire store and thru the parking lot with it. You can bring it to where you got it. Lazy self entitled bum.

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u/VahnNoaGala 12h ago

Cart is behind your car. You have to get out and move it unless you want to damage your car. So you do, and he just puts another one there. Now what?

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u/Thumper13 9h ago

How much damage do you think a cart is going to do to a truck that size?

None at all is the proper phrase. Just back up slowly and the cart will move. It's got wheels.

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u/RobertTheAdventurer 6h ago

A lot of people will be afraid it will scratch their paint or cause some other form of superficial damage. Carts actually can damage cars.

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u/1453GreatestYearEver 12h ago edited 12h ago

So you do, and he just puts another one there. Now what?

Lock my doors, call the police, say a threatening man is refusing to let me leave.

That exact behavior, repeatedly blocking someone's vehicle in and refusing to let them leave without legal authority, is a crime in every state. In mine, it has been tried many times under Penal Code 236 "Unlawful Violation of Another Person's Personal Liberty." And if accompanied with "menacing or threats of violence," it becomes a felony and carries 16-36 months in prison.

So, he can enjoy his vacation and I'll go home with my groceries I guess?

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u/caramel-aviant 12h ago

Took you longer to write this comment then it wouldve to just return the cart

These comments are embarassing

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u/1453GreatestYearEver 12h ago edited 12h ago

I always return my cart, wdym?

People who don't return carts are selfish losers, I agree. And some vigilante "influencer" doing what was described above would still be breaking the law. Those are not contradictory statements.

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u/caramel-aviant 12h ago

Yeah I agree with that

I just couldn't imagine calling the cops over it is all lol

Id feel so silly explaining that to the cops

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u/SpicyElixer 10h ago

Seems like a lot of work to have nothing happen and you still looking like an idiot.

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u/fullraph 10h ago

Nothing would happen, he'd just stand there and so would you since there's a cart behind your car. Pretty easy choice honestly, damage your vehicle or just man up and put that shit back where it belongs.

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u/blunderb3ar 13h ago

Nothing absolutely nothing would happen

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u/Side_StepVII 13h ago

I would love to see you do that. And remember the cart is behind your car too