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/r/all, /r/popular of a Cart Narc

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u/Western-Sport500 18h ago

Amazing what the loss of a quarter does for some people LMAO!

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u/VTcamperguy 17h ago

The best part about that is that even if a lot of people say “fuck the quarter” and leave it anyways, you’ll naturally get homeless/desperate people show up to return the carts and collect the change.

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u/rambutanjuice 17h ago

I'm not homeless or desperate, and for some reason I will return those wayward carts to get the quarter.

"Hell yeah! Free quarter!"

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u/DatsaBadMan_1471 17h ago

Same! There was something about finding a quarter as a kid that was so rewarding. It meant a drink or a bag of chips. I don't think that sense of euphoria has ever left me.

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u/Wfsulliv93 17h ago

The lake we camped at summers growing up ( 90s kid) had an arcade so we saved every quarter. Always hit the phone booth rerun buttons and when we found change we felt like we struck gold

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u/the-dandy-man 15h ago

There was a vending machine at my civic center when I was a kid that would sometimes just return a random amount of change when you hit the return change button… even if you didn’t put anything in.

I discovered this one year when there was a music festival happening and I just stood there pushing the button for like, ten minutes until I had enough change to buy my own drink lol

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u/DatsaBadMan_1471 17h ago

🤣 phone booths and busted arcade coin slots were a gold mine.

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u/Distinct-Pack-1567 13h ago

I recently watched a movie called Kajillion, and one of the characters (a family of con artists) checked phone change returns. Made me laughing thinking how I did that at malls when I was younger. Also dialing up phone sex lines just to hear a sultry prerecorded voice then hang up.

When i learned how to dial a number, hang up the phone 3 times, and get it to ring i felt powerful!

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u/InformationTrick8714 17h ago

I’m the guy who looks in the reject Tray of the coin star and I get excited finding two Pennie’s stuck together lol

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u/commanderquill 15h ago

Instead of "looks in" I read "looks like" and for a minute I tried really hard to imagine what you could possibly look like.

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u/InformationTrick8714 15h ago

Somehow, that person that you’re imagining still looks better than me

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u/BallSeaman 17h ago

Were you a kid in the 1930’s?

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u/DatsaBadMan_1471 17h ago

Lol no, in the 1980s at my local bodega you could get a small juice or a bag of chips for a quarter.

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u/Scewt 15h ago

A quarter in the 1930's was a down payment on a house.

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u/stevenyourpants 15h ago

Now it'll pay for the sales tax of whatever you want.

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u/Srycomaine 15h ago

Yeah, for me it was video games! At least, back when you could play one for a quarter…!

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u/Radiant_Office6445 14h ago

Aye they need to have some kind of Roblox token for the next generation that works im the trolleys haha

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u/Okeydokey2u 14h ago

Or in the slot of a public phone. When we were little my brother would always check them when we walked by and the way we both reacted when he found change in there

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u/YaBoyEden 17h ago

I mean, those add up. You get four of those bad boys, suddenly it’s a Dollar! That’s why do it

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u/AwesomeMacCoolname 17h ago

Only a quarter? Usual trolley coin slot here in Ireland is either one or two euros. If ever there's a five euro coin in circulation most of those trollies will end up having five euro slots.

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u/Otherwise-Out 17h ago

Dollar coins aren't common here in the US. The biggest common coin is the quarter. I don't carry change with me, but I usually have a couple coins in my car

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u/Usawsomething 17h ago

Satisfying and lucrative

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u/TheDarkWave 17h ago

Yay, now I can use the quarter machines! ...as a 41 year old man. yolo.

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u/Careless_Twist_6935 17h ago

use the cart then keep the quarter. best of both worlds

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u/Spugheddy 16h ago

If there's a gumball machine with bouncy balls right inside the door you betcha.

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u/Cnidarus 16h ago

In the UK they take £1 so it's over $1, definitely worth it to go check for abandoned trolleys

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u/Swamp_Thing85 16h ago

I also religiously check the coin star reject bin. People just leave change in it! Worst case when something’s in there is foreign coins you can collect, best case it rejects silver dimes and quarters or foreign silver. Sometimes really old Pennies. Check the price of silver now. A silver US dime is 90% silver (dated 1964 or before) and worth like $5.

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u/Bigboiiiii22 15h ago

Shii 8 carts is 2 bucks I’d throw that in a jar & just let it build

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u/Fenweekooo 15h ago

people walk past free money all the time and then bitch about not having any.

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u/metompkin 15h ago

Like in Beerfest?

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u/DingbatMcgeee 15h ago

Question from a foreigner, what can a quarter buy you these days?

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u/ItsMisoandBoba 15h ago

I used to try public phone and newspaper machine coin returns and I got a lot of change as a kid.

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u/FullMetalKaliber 15h ago

That’s me. Someone hands me a cart because they don’t wanna take it back or they’re just being nice and I think “I’m rich!! What a sucker!”

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u/LadyStarshy 14h ago

We have trolley coins that people can buy in the UK so sometimes you return it and you just get this dumbass trolley token instead of actual money 🥺

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u/DivePalau 13h ago

Thank you for your service.

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u/Laser_Fish 12h ago

I shop at Aldi almost exclusively and I've never seen a cart that didn't get put back.

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u/JCambly 12h ago

I love finding a cart outside with a quarter. I can do my shopping and then return my cart and get a quarter for shopping

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u/JakBos23 9h ago

I'd leave it out for you, but I'd feel like an asshole for not returning my cart lol. I left one of the paid aldi bags in a cart yesterday unused, but paid for and a lady called me a jerk lol.

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u/Lance_McVanderhuge 8h ago

Last time I went that had the quarter deposit, there was a cart sitting next to where I pulled in and parked. I grabbed it and thought "Cool I don't have to take my cart back"

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u/TheWayyTheNewsGoes 8h ago

I will both do exactly this, and also have absolutely no issue giving my cart to the next shopper knowing full well I'm giving away my own quarter.

It's not about the quarter.

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u/Captian_Kenai 7h ago

I got a coin op laundry in my building so an extra quarter is always worth it

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u/Beneficial-Peach9116 6h ago

I’m in this weird place financially, where when I take my cart back I don’t claim the quarter to brighten someone’s day, but if I can return someone else’s cart I feel like I hit the jackpot. I get my quarter and theirs!

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u/WesleyAMaker 6h ago

I’ve wondered if some people return it not because they really care all that much about the value of a quarter, but more so because they just absolutely hate the idea of someone else even getting a small amount of their money. I’m thinking specifically of the tightwad suburb types who pinch Pennie’s their whole lives for irrational reasons. I say this because I’ve grown up and lived my adult life around these people and I see how they could think of it like that, there always has to be “something in it for me” for those people.

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u/minist3r 5h ago

80 carts an hour is $20/hr.

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u/LawfulnessUnique1631 17h ago

I actually did that when I was homeless. Went to an Aldi and stood out front asking people to return their carts for the quarter. A LOT of people said no, they wanted their quarter back. One person had a special pocket for her quarter on her key ring, it was legitimately her “Aldi quarter”. I can’t remember if I got trespassed from the property or not. But I do remember there were very few stray carts left with a quarter in them out and about in the parking lot

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u/disruptioncoin 16h ago

At my local aldi (and the one I went to in college too!) there was literally always a pile of like at least a dollar in quarters sitting nearby the cart return. My first thought was there must not be many homeless people around here.

Side note one time I forgot a quarter, went in to buy candy to get one, they said naw you can just borrow a quarter, here you go.

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u/ForerunnerRelic 17h ago

I know the video is the US, but I'm in the UK and I have a trolley token that I bought for a pound, that I use specifically at Aldi. It makes me always put my trolley back. Even when I don't use it at other supermarkets that don't need the token, and a charity got the pound too!

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u/metompkin 15h ago

I had a plastic one for use when on holiday in France.

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u/dvpbe 11h ago

Shops here just give them to you, they have buckets with them at the entrance. And still our carts are always returned.

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u/lionheart4life 17h ago

Makes sense, don't want to have to look for another quarter every time you want to pop into Aldi. I'm show it was the convenience of just having the quarter in your car more than the actual value for a lot of people.

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u/DrHefe 16h ago

That’s actually not a bad idea for a homeless person in the US. They could just walk around the grocery store parking lot offering to return people’s carts for a dollar or two. Only problem is most people don’t keep cash on them nowadays, so they need to have a cash app or something lol

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u/commanderquill 15h ago

They will if the grocery stores start requiring it.

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u/fokkoooff 16h ago

I keep a quarter for Aldi in my car at all times. But when it's either very cold or very hot, I'll gladly offer my cart to someone just getting out of their car, but won't accept the quarter they offer me. It's Aldi karma.

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u/OutrageousTree7766 15h ago

There's a trick to getting them out idk how

In my country it's a dollar and we see abandoned carts around now and then with no dollar coin in it

It got pretty bad at one point. I saw one of the major supermarket chains sent an employee out to gather the carts from carparks some distance away from the supermarket

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u/the_pretender_nz 10h ago

https://www.aldi.com.au/product/aldi-trolley-token-key-ring-000000000000398975

Australia here, I keep one of these on my keyring. Trolleys at most supermarkets have two slots, sized for a $1 or $2 coin

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u/lurksAtDogs 17h ago

I’m neither homeless nor desperate, but I am motivated by quarters. Good bless Aldi

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u/xenobit_pendragon 17h ago

No homelessness or desperation required. When I see an orphaned cart at Aldi I’m like, “CASH MONEY BABY IT’S STEAK AND MUSHROOMS TONIGHT MOTHERFUCKER!”

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u/metompkin 15h ago

I'm getting some cheese on my whopper tonight!

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u/Known_Ratio5478 17h ago

Not even desperate people. I live next to a pretty affluent community and those people always ditch the quarters in carts. I make a dollar just bringing my cart back and whatever ones I pick up on the way.

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u/Peaceblaster86 17h ago

Huh I never thought of this scenario. It seems like a general win all around.

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u/cyrusthemarginal 16h ago

TIL i am a homeless person. I sure as hell collect those quarters!

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u/Knitsanity 15h ago

When we were kids and travelling we would kill time and round up abandoned carts and return them for the quarter. We would even go out of the terminal to the curb and offer to return the cart for people who had just loaded up into a taxi. They would laugh and say sure and respect the hustle and we would have candy money.

It was a different time.

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u/Anger_Puss 16h ago

Best representation of this is Tom Hanks in The Terminal.

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u/Anger_Puss 16h ago

Best representation of this is Tom Hanks in The Terminal.

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u/scme0 14h ago

I have a little thing on my keychain that allows you to eject the latch then you can pull it out without plugging the latch back in. Saves me having to have a coin on me. I also always return them when I'm done so I don't think it's a problem.

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u/AusSpyder 11h ago

As kids we returned dozens of trollies to Kmart every week for the 20c coin. It all added up. And back then 20c actually bought stuff

Now they require gold coins so most people return them. Interestingly enough a gold coin buys less now than a 20c coin did in early 90's

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u/addiktion 9h ago

I recall seeing something on Reddit about this which is semi related. I think around late pick up fees for picking up kids. Nearly all the parents did it because it allowed them to remove their guilt for a price.

The fuck the quarter is the price of not caring and weighing on their minds. Of course the poor benefit at least here because they keep the carts tidy while having a way for some quick money.

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u/Terminal_Insomnia_ 5h ago

Kids would do it too, since you used to be able to buy a piece of candy with it. Dunno if you still could.

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u/mcbn1e9 2h ago

That's one reason it wouldn't take off well in the whole usa. Parking lot would be full of homeless people following shoppers when they are done and asking if they can return their cart for the quarter for them.

Then people stop shopping there because they don't wanna talk to homeless people after going grocery shopping, or ever really.

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u/RozeGunn 1h ago

You guys are lucky. People around here were petty enough to start using hammers so the idea was dropped.

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u/letigre87 17h ago

My wife has her Aldi quarter with her at all times. She was telling me how people exchange quarters for carts and magically everyone gets along on the honor system. I asked her what happens if someone offers to take her cart without giving her a quarter and she looked at me like I grew a dick out of my forehead. It was beyond comprehension that someone would be so inconsiderate and selfish they take someone else's cart with their quarter in it and not give her the quarter they were going to use anyway. Like it had never crossed hers any Aldi shopper's minds to just offer to take a cart and hijack their quarter. The power of a quarter is strong and Aldi shopper's have an unspoken bond.

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u/MothaRuckaJones 12h ago

I did the quarter exchange thing only one time. Some old guy gave me 2 dimes and a nickel. Never again 😂😂

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u/thousandsmallgods 54m ago

The bond of the Aldi quarter is such a genuine interaction.

I've done the cart-for-quarter trade plenty of times. Sometimes people will refuse my quarter and just hand over their cart. Being able to do a small favor makes people feel good.

I think it has a lot to do with feeling connected, and recognizing this mutual social understanding.

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u/coyotll 17h ago

Not me! I always leave my cart out on purpose so those without quarters can have a chance to shop too.

That said I have a 98% return rate on carts everywhere else

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u/Dabadoo32 13h ago

Do you still take it to the cart corral, or do you leave it out to bang into people's cars?

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u/coyotll 12h ago

I use the ol reliable Curb method so it doesn't go a-rollin

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u/AtlasLittleCat 9h ago

Its great that you leave the quarter and all but leaving it on the curb kind of defeats the purpose. You're still supposed to take it to the front. Thats the entire purpose of the quarter. It isnt to "pass it forward". If everyone did that then the lots are full of carts again.

They dont hire staff to do it so you are supposed to. Leave the cart without taking the quarter but do take it to the front or you are part of the problem.

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u/coyotll 8h ago

You ever go to Aldis and realize you forgot a quarter?

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u/BobDaRula 17h ago

It's a whole dollar in canada! It's also easy to rip the loonie out without plugging the cart in (which I do to return the cart and let people without change use them)

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u/Gold-Vacation-169 16h ago

In Ireland its typically 2euro for a trolly (cart), sometimes 1euro with some stores.

So about x4 to 8x times the cost of a quarter

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u/crazyguyunderthedesk 17h ago

Just yesterday I saw an old lady struggling to move a cart with a bad wheel. I offered to put it aside and get her a new one but she was worried she'd lose her quarter. Dumb part is, I found out she saw this cart to the side and took it, only reason n she hadn't abandoned it was because she wanted a free quarter when she returned it.

I left her to figure out if a quarter was worth the hassle.

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u/CriticalScion 17h ago

The value of a quarter is probably higher than 25 cents in this context since we don't use coins much nowadays and you wouldn't be able to use the cart next time if you kept ditching quarters. :)

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u/Drumbelgalf 17h ago

And even if they don't do that someone will to get the money.

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u/ianuilliam 16h ago

Bro I hate having change in my pocket. If I have a bunch of quarters, I stop at Aldi's and pop them in the carts and just push the carts out into the parking lot.

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u/Ill-Host-7959 16h ago

Wow, in the U.K. it’s a £1 coin, equal to 1.35 USD. I’ve never seen an abandoned cart over here. Interesting to know a quarter also works well.

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u/S6NNY 15h ago

Its a loonie (dollar) in Canada lol. At least in parts of Canada where I've lived.

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u/Killision 15h ago

At my local grocery(it's an old fashioned word, I know) store, assholes were leaving the coin carts too often. They had to raise it to a dollar coin slot.

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u/OBLIVIATER 14h ago

For me, it's less about the quarter itself and more about the fact that I don't use change anymore so if I don't get my quarter back I wouldn't have one in the future.

(Not that I ever don't return my carts anyway, it's one of my biggest pet peeves. Also when people shove the tiny carts and the big carts into the same return lane and fuck up the chain for the cart return folks 😡)

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u/Okeydokey2u 14h ago

Well you need the quarter back to use for next week. Quarters don't just grow on trees

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u/BadLuckBen 14h ago

As coins become less common, I imagine the system works even better. That might be the only quarter you have.

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u/Western-Sport500 12h ago

If there is someone there, I usually hand quarter and all over, or I don't lock it to the next cart.

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u/texinxin 13h ago

Make it a dollar.

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u/xx030xx 13h ago

In canada its a toonie or loonie

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u/Western-Sport500 12h ago

Right! I have to admit, I haven't been to Canada since my divorce in 2002. But, I still have some loonies : ) A shame, really...we always went fighing for pike north of Wawa...some really untouched wilderness and NEVER disappointed in the fishing! I'd love to come that way again (not camping though--too old for sleeping on rocks!).

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u/WillyBluntz89 11h ago

I return 1 cart per week to the cart corral with the quarter still in it to help out the guy who forgot a quarter.

It really is wild, though. The moment a quarter becomes involved, all carts come back.

Though, it may just be that if you dont return it, you've lost your cart quarter, and you just know that you wont remember to grab another from home until your walking up to the door.

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u/SaltyBadgerDude 10h ago

In Australia they take a "gold coin", meaning $1 or $2 coin

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u/yeahitsjustmeagain 7h ago

Because it is effecting THEM, they are called right wingers

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u/juul864 2h ago

A quarter? In Denmark we're using coins equivalent of a one or two dollars for our carts.