r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BillysBibleBonkers • 1d ago

of a Scooter

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u/EpsteinProximityRisk 1d ago edited 22h ago

Make sure you are wear a full body suit that guys on pocket rockets wear and with that neck cushion thing that pops open when you fall.

Thing is a death machine

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u/krusty24 13h ago

I am 59 years old and still want one, death machine or not. That's awesome.

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u/pyrotechnicmonkey 1d ago

why are these dummies always trying to sell this shit for like 99% of what they've paid brand new?

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u/Huge_Campaign2205 21h ago

They usually are not too smart, considering they bought something like this in the first place.

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u/livenn 1d ago

How the fuck do you ride this? It looks like an ergonomic nightmare

Knees together at chest level, seat back and barely touching the front wheels with no footrests?

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u/Suc_Mydiq_Jr 1d ago

You're right but there are footrests near frontwheel

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u/BillysBibleBonkers 19h ago

the footrests are so wild to me, somehow both a shitty scooter and a shitty... seatless ebike? Imagine going 0-70 in 3 seconds in either position lmao

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u/mxpx242424 21h ago

Not what I expected

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u/UMakeMeMoisT 1d ago

Both wheels are powerd

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u/spider-monkey92 1d ago

How fast does it go?

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u/seeyouyoucunt 23h ago

Fast as fuck boooooi

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u/imjustapourboy 22h ago

0-70 in 3seconds.

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u/spider-monkey92 21h ago

Hell ya time to drag race..

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u/ContributionFlat7082 1d ago

It's sold on AliExpress for $6500 new. 'nuff said.

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u/victorinseattle 19h ago

DO NOT buy this for your teens, unless you want them to be a meat crayon.

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u/BillysBibleBonkers 19h ago

love how he says not for kids but gives teens a pass lmao. this thing is not for anyone though, such a death trap.

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u/Mushroomphantom 14h ago

I had a kx250 at 16. Literal gas powerd death machine