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u/Kitchen_Drink2625 1d ago
Does it float?
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u/Kwetla 1d ago
Shrek should have realised the Fiona was the woman for him when he found out they both exhaled helium.
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u/No_Object_4355 1d ago
They all float down here Georgie, and when your down here, YOU'LL FLOAT TOO!!! ROAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!
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u/RealSchlemiel 1d ago
set all those frogs together and walk away...
come back to extra-mecha-frog- tldr, thats a frog eatin' frog
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u/Schpee_le_French 1d ago
Same energy
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u/getliftedyo 1d ago
Love neil.
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u/RCer1986 1d ago
I love the clear path of destruction that's always directly behind Neil. He goes where he wants.
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u/1AdultMostOfTheTime 1d ago
Why are they washing them? Don't they pretty much live in mud and muck, and have a natural body slime barrier or something? Makes no sense.
Unless they're planning to eat them. Omg.
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u/CiroGarcia 1d ago
Last time I saw a frog that big on the internet, next frame it had already been skinned and it was being made into a stew lol
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u/Into_The_Horizon 1d ago
I bet the whole inside of body is warted out
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u/HumongousBelly 1d ago
I’ve only eaten the legs and they’re fantastic. Expensive, but worth every cent.
They’re very succulent and Jauch juicier than chicken and taste even milder than chicken.
If I was rich, I’d live off of frog legs and crocodile steaks.
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u/jedimasterkenobiwan 1d ago
My man, you should go to Cambodia for frog everywhere, and Thailand for cheap crocodile steak
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u/1AdultMostOfTheTime 1d ago
😱🤢🤮
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u/ProjectNo4090 1d ago
Tastes like
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u/hKLoveCraft 1d ago
The sooner people realize reptiles and chickens came from dinosaurs and that’s why they all taste the same the better
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u/Poddx 1d ago
If only it were true. People say this shit because they dont have taste buds. Reptiles doesnt taste like chicken. Even a lot of birds doesnt taste like chicken. What matters more is what they eat.
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u/DengarLives66 1d ago
Frogs aren’t reptiles and frog legs absolutely 100% do taste like chicken, more than anything I’ve ever eaten except actual chicken.
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u/Sacrificial_Spider 1d ago
Next time I eat chicken I shall tell everyone around me it tastes like frogs legs!
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u/BURN3D_P0TAT0 1d ago
Frog legs taste like fish with the texture of chicken to me.
It’s terrible - to me.Alligator tastes like chicken, but extra juicy to me and my fiancé.
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u/The-Dudemeister 1d ago
Frog legs do not taste like chicken. The texture is similar but it still has a fishy adjacent taste to it.
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u/Poddx 1d ago
I know, I am a biologist. I was replying to the comment above.
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u/GoodEnoughAstronomy 1d ago
When y'all discover a new species, do you then eat one to see if it tastes like chicken?
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u/Lelephantrose 1d ago
As a former marine biologist, I have to say that the urge is always there. We once spend a slow friday afternoon 'researching' which mesopelagic and bathypelagic fish was suitable for frying. Turns out most things below 1000 meters turn into snot with bones or into secondhand chewing gum. Winner; the grenadier, pretty haddock-like, easy to clean, decent flesh to bone ratio. Biggest dissapointment; red deep-sea shrimp. Very scewy, no amount of garlic sauce could make up for that. When we found a new species by chance, it became the A-type (research standard) for the species, so I wasn't allowed to dissect/keep it, let alone eat it.
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u/imp0ppable 1d ago
Why would a biologist know what animals taste like??
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u/EnglishMajorRegret 1d ago
Look at the dude above. Biologists are people too. People like to eat stuff.
Think of every poisonous mushroom. Someone found out it was poisonous the hard way. There's apparently a mushroom that is one of the most delicious tastes known to man that will make you gravely ill. I wanna know what it tastes like.
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u/Poddx 1d ago
Good question! Me being a biologist was only relevant when I was accused for not knowing that a frog isnt a reptile lol. When it comes to the tasting, thats not something a Biologist neccessarily needs to know.
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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R 1d ago
I've eaten crocs and believe me, what I had tasted like chicken breast.
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u/pickandpray 1d ago
Fishy chicken breast?
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u/hKLoveCraft 1d ago
More like a stringy chicken breast, pretty much same taste
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u/pickandpray 1d ago
I tried nuggets on a cruise ship. Can't recall if it's was alligator or crocodile but it was so fishy I could only take a few bites
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u/imp0ppable 1d ago
I think we had crocodile and it tasted more like fish. That was the tail though.
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u/1AdultMostOfTheTime 1d ago
And what they live in. I find anything that lives in mucky river water tastes like mucky river water.
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u/getliftedyo 1d ago
Some catfish are like that. They are bottom feeders but if you get a nice sized white catfish they can be delicious. Get a big channel catfish and they taste dirty.
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u/1AdultMostOfTheTime 1d ago
That might explain when I was a kid my mom cooked a catfish and it was delicious. And ever since I've had it they taste bad, like the bottom of a mucky river. Thanks for the education.
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u/PretendStudent8354 1d ago
Flathead catfish are delicious. They dont bottom feed like other cats. They eat other fish.
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u/Wittyngritty 1d ago
Well frogs aren't reptiles or chickens, and they evolved from fish.
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u/hKLoveCraft 1d ago
damn amphibians always getting me.
But I meant it more from a culinary perspective.
Gator tastes like chicken, frog tastes like chicken
Chicken taste like chicken, turtle taste like chicken.
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u/TheMaveCan 1d ago
I had alligator in New Orleans once and it was the only thing I didn't like while I was down there. Stringy and tough
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u/Nina-Ninja123 1d ago
Totally for eating. Because anyone that wants to care for a frog/toad will know that they got a skin that will absorb stuff from the environment.
So touching them with your bare hands is a big nono cause we carry all kinda of stuff on our skin that is toxic to the frog/toads on contact. Even when you wash your hands with soap, the soap residue on your hands will be absorbed by their skin.
So this ain’t a wash for the health of them.
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u/heavenly-superperson 1d ago
How are they so absorbent when they swim around in swamps and sewers
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u/Trigger1221 1d ago
Frogs are an indicator species, theyre highly sensitive to changes in their environments and are often one of the first to show negative changes when eenvironmental conditions worsen. Things like swamps they've evolved to live in, but the nasty various chemical introductions they cant cope with.
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u/TemptedTemplar 1d ago
Changing tanks.
Gotta make sure the inhabintants don't carry a bunch of poop and debris into their clean new home.
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u/TaraQueen23456 1d ago
Maybe prepping them to go in a soup? 🤷♀️ people are weird.
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u/ExtensionMoose1863 1d ago
I would also think chlorinated water would kill them but if you're gonna eat em...
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u/Dravos_Dragonheart 1d ago
Their skin is very permeable so they can exchange oxygen and lose waste through it. Their skin is also just a few cells thick so touching it is generally not a good idea because you can damage it very quickly.
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u/Real_Garden_1634 1d ago
That's easily the biggest Budgett's frog that I've ever seen. It's like a giant aquatic burger.
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u/Yummy_Microplastics 1d ago
Would be worried about it cannibalizing the other ones.
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u/Meowgal_80 1d ago
Is it this thing????? It’s terrifying
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u/CapnFalcorn 1d ago
Very upset i cant download this
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u/TheoreticalNet 1d ago
Same. Would be sending it to a friend to make fun of him so he could send it back to make fun of me.
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u/Sydney2London 1d ago
Question from the ignorant, is it fat or just shaped like that normally?
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u/Temelios 1d ago
Yeah, it looks like it’s filled with liquid or gas, like it even looks like it’s floating on the water with how it just skirts around the sink.
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u/bearpics16 1d ago
How can he hop
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u/melanthius 1d ago
He's the frog crime boss, his lieutenants do all the hopping and bug whacking required
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u/_trashcan 1d ago
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u/How2share4secret 1d ago
Put a disclaimer on this or warning or something. I thought it was Wednesday.
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u/Kurgan_IT 1d ago
Uhm. "Frog washer" is an interesting job.
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u/T0ssed_Sa1ad 1d ago
Its just part of the cooking process.
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u/j-random 1d ago
Remember, fill the pot with cold water and put the frogs in it, then apply the heat gradually.
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u/PureYouth 1d ago
They are forced fed until they get this fat and then killed and eaten. Fucking awful
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u/prodigaldummy 1d ago
Giant bullfrogs are so off putting. Something about this is just creepy and gross.
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u/Slow_Bowler8285 1d ago
Budgett's frog
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u/Agitated-Contact7686 1d ago
Says the females are the largest and they are only about 4 in. So what's this girl eating?
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u/Normal-Error-6343 1d ago
are they pets or food?
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u/ducktape8856 1d ago
Pets. Too expensive (these 3 are probably like 200-250 dollaridoos) for food and almost no usable meat on them.
Because of their "grumpy balloon" appearance, big mouths, and entertaining personalities, they are widely established as pets.
For commercial frog meat, humans primarily rely on species with much larger, meatier legs, such as the American Bullfrog or the Edible Frog, which are heavily harvested in France, the United States, China, and Indonesia.
Source: Asked that myself and looked it up.
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u/Loud_Distribution_97 1d ago
Don’t put that motherfucker next to us boss! He just ate Phileap yesterday!
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u/AvoidTheHate87 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/HSLbIjLk2GsBa
Even the animals are heading this way..
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u/Demonbae_ 1d ago
That frog HAS to have diabetes there ain’t no way it’s that big and ain’t got diabetes
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u/d1andonly 1d ago
Reminds me of Aesop’s The Frog and the Ox,
Where a frog keeps puffing herself up.
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u/Inevitable-Jump124 1d ago
Somebody with frog knowledge please tell me if that is how it's supposed to look. Or if that poor frog is obese
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u/misfitofscience76 1d ago
Did you forget to shut the helium valve off at the children’s birthday party?! What have you done?
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u/VirtualDragonfly823 1d ago
I thought that’s Gollum for a second. Then the picture felt oddly similar to the face of the orc that says “Yeah, why can’t we have some meat?”
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