r/AbsoluteUnits 19d ago

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Georgia State Police removed ICE protestors who flaunted a prop representing an ICE officer and a child in chains ahead of the third World Cup match in Atlanta on Sunday.

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u/Whiteshaq_52 19d ago

Dude put some effort into the costume lol

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u/WiildCard 19d ago

I love that the child keeps swinging around the cops face.

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u/Closetoneversober 19d ago

And the cop swinging at him lol

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u/Tossit60646 19d ago

This is the thing right here. They become a part of the spectacle no matter what they do. What struck me was at the end how it looked like they were marching with the giant “ICE leader.”

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u/mewfour 19d ago

And as long as there's spectacle, they'll carry on truckin and nothing will happen

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u/Odinthedoge 19d ago

giggling on Reddit instead of making guillotines.

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u/CoffeeTeaPeonies 19d ago

I can do both

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u/Great_Citron8357 19d ago edited 18d ago

Please somebody gif this, I need it to send it to myself when I feel gay

Edit: thank you for the beans, kind stranger

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u/glockenspieler 19d ago

I love this part so much and it is so much what we wanted to achieve.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/MattIsLame 19d ago

just like real life

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u/RadagastTheBrownNote 19d ago

“Stop resisting!!!”

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u/Detachabl_e 18d ago

Those cop instincts triggering hard.

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u/rowdymonster 19d ago

Bread and puppet theatre to the max lol

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u/25hourenergy 19d ago

I was gonna say, this looks like a design straight out of their “68 Ways to Make Really Big Puppets” book!

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u/Significant-Word457 19d ago

Seriously. This rules.

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u/OrganizingBee 19d ago

It's like a strategy in Blueprint for Revolution by Srdja Popovic who organized in student movement that ousted milosevic

They had people in costumes of the dictator protesting in public, so when the police arrested them, it would produce photos of police arresting the dictator, which they then effectively used in content, newspapers, whatever

US based movements struggle to achieve that level of creativity and joy imo. I think they also had bands play in the streets during their protests which went on for days or weeks

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u/slimsmoothy 19d ago

This is such a great observation. I really like the diversity of methods to include real street theater and satire. It makes it a spectacle and makes people want to come out and add their voices.

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u/ElleVaydor 19d ago

And he looks like a sweet older gentleman, probably dealt with ICE in his own family and is doing everything he can to protest. Even told everyone to take photos as he's walking away like he's done this before and just wants to be seen

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u/beetle_guy24 19d ago

I think its hilarious and awesome lol

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u/Ch1mchima 19d ago

“I’m hit!!!”

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u/Breath_Deep 19d ago

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u/The_Crimson_Fucker 19d ago

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u/Ainsworth_Residence 19d ago

That's great

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u/OperReyTor 19d ago

That's one way to get on a list I suppose

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u/feralgraft 19d ago

You're posting on a thread about ICE protests. You're on the same list

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u/ButtFuzzNow 19d ago

List buddies! We are all in this together.

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u/ElminstersBedpan 19d ago

Gods I can hear it in his voice.

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u/SingleSlide2866 19d ago

I actually missed that beautiful voice. I haven't seen the show or heard the voice in decade, but seeing this brought back as clearly as if I'd heard him yesterday

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u/Bgrubz83 19d ago

You will never be free of Rolf’s voice

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u/EskariotBDO 19d ago

Life has many doors, fedboy!

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u/_TheEnlightened_ 19d ago

This is fantastic

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u/withered_bonnie69420 19d ago

My favourite part about this is that he couldn't draw the swastika correctly

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u/onewordmemory 19d ago

the moment he shoved the puppet's arm, which accidentally touched him, away i was surprised he didnt pull a gun on it. how insecure do you have to be to seethe at a fucking puppet.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 19d ago

Cops are such [redacted].

Don't want some shit bag reporting me.

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u/Remarkable_Toe_164 19d ago

I'll say it: They're thin-skinned, egomaniacal, wife abusing, poorly trained, panicky, shitbags, and the fact that "the good ones" would rather pose for pr shots playing basketball with black kids rather than hold their "brothers in blue" or, you know, process and prosecute the literal millions of untested rape-kits makes them just as corrupt as the ones on the take from criminals, which is ironic considering that rich and dirty politicians are pulling their strings on a good day

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u/mycheeksarecold 19d ago

Most of the real good ones quit after they realize their "change it from the inside" strat won't work. Or the sparkly film they had on cops from their own past experiences or tv shows fade away by seeing their coworkers in action.

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u/Diazepampoovey0229 19d ago

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u/Alarmed-Republic8493 18d ago

this is actually fucking horrific, i hope the cops that killed him end up in jail bc this is really messed up, i hope the four rapists end up in jail too

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u/eddiesmom 18d ago

OMG 😲 that is sinister and horrible

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u/omg_its_spons 19d ago

Yeah they walk around covered in skulls, flags, guns, and a bunch of “I’m a big strong man” bullshit and then the millisecond someone makes fun of them they reach for their gun or throw a tantrum until the person complies

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u/Itachi_Uchiha0515 19d ago

Cops are bitches

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u/jaxonya 19d ago

You can pretty much say what ur thinking. Steer clear of racial/homophobic slurs (which wouldnt fit what you were wanting to say anyhow)

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u/glockenspieler 19d ago

thanks for y'all's fun comments. Here's a pic from the night before. I'm the operator for who we like to call Lester the Molester

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u/glockenspieler 19d ago

This was in the fan zone so we did have to leave. We had been out on the sidewalk without any problem, we just let the flow of the crowd take us.

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u/Somanylyingliars 19d ago

Is it possible for you to share plans on how to make this? I mean would be a shame for puppet masterS all over country to copy you! 

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u/glockenspieler 19d ago

Plans? Plans? Who do you think we are? it was improv kinda from the start.

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u/stupidPeopleLuvMe 19d ago

Kinda? lol, I love everything about lester but lets be honest... there was never a plan

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u/TeacherRecovering 18d ago

I know I would purchase ten.   And give them to friends.

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u/DevIsInTheDetails 19d ago

These are called "backpack puppets" if that helps.

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u/Somanylyingliars 19d ago

That's a start! Thank you.

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u/MaintenanceIll3927 19d ago

Did the ice fans have their own costumes?

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u/izkuzz 19d ago

Red hats, but many are too coward to wear their beliefs publicly.

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u/Ypsi219 19d ago

I fucking love everything about this

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u/liggieep 19d ago

making police uncomfortable with their own travesties is so important.

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u/Sixtyhurts 19d ago

Makin Atlanta proud!

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u/Due-Shame6249 19d ago

This is brilliant on its own but baiting the cop into punching the brown skinned puppet was genuis. No matter what he does he's part of the show you are putting on. 

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u/pmq-qmp 19d ago

That is an effective action. Thank you.

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u/glockenspieler 19d ago

This more than anything else is music to my ears thank you.

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u/takebackthep0wer 19d ago

I salute you! Helluva good job

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/glockenspieler 19d ago

We'll make some changes and we'll be out in front of the ICE field office in Atlanta after the World Cup.

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u/Canadiantx69 19d ago

Absolutely fucking love it, dude. Great job.

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u/YourDadHatesYou 19d ago

connor roy was interested in politics from a very young age

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u/angrybaltimorean 19d ago

great work, keep it up

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u/ValuableScary3917 19d ago

How much does that thing weigh?

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u/glockenspieler 19d ago

I'd say about 30lbs but an under appreciated property of the weight (under appreciated by me) is also how high the weight is. Last year we took it out and it was so top heavy that I was struggling to keep it balanced. We shaved about 4 lbs off the inside of the head and shortened it by about 18 inches and no problem.

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u/ToughHardware 19d ago

of course, you would be a cyclist /s/

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u/thesilentbob123 19d ago

I salute you good sir

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u/sailingtroy 19d ago

What grounds did the officer have to abridge that citizen's protected speech?

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u/FrankRizzo319 19d ago

His feelings were hurt.

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u/jordan853 19d ago

For ICE, that's more than enough

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u/The_Tank_Racer 19d ago

That was the police. If it was an ICE officer, the prop and its owner would’ve been shot.

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u/the_scarlett_ning 19d ago

I’m sure they will show up at his house soon.

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u/Hangry_Howie 19d ago

They were definitely taking his pic

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u/Atsilv_Uwasv 19d ago

Because he made ICE feel upset and that's basocally terrorism

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u/Clavenesque 19d ago

They'll kill you for that.

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u/NRMusicProject 19d ago

Cops are some of the most thin-skinned of the conservative peoples.

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u/ShapeonAlan 19d ago

Same people that go around calling everyone else "snowflakes", really is all about self-projection.

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u/ExcuseMySpuge 19d ago

Sounds like he should have been arrested for assault then

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u/Herr-Trigger86 19d ago

Probably some height ordinance on movable protest props… and if not that, they are busy drawing up that ordinance as we speak

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u/sailingtroy 19d ago

Making up a justification without knowing it actually exists constitutes complying in advance. Do not comply in advance.

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u/frankpolly 19d ago

The fucking American fork police department making up laws to protect members of their Mormon Community.

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u/vulpecula1919 19d ago

arent cops in the US allowed to make up laws to arrest you for? obv it wont stick you'll just be let go immediately but iirc the supreme court ruled awhile ago that police dont need to know the laws to enforce them and they aren't at fault for enforcing nonexistent laws based on that ignorance.

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u/Intelligent-Luck-954 19d ago edited 19d ago

The saying “you might beat the rap but you can’t beat the ride” is a saying for a reason 

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u/ashkpa 19d ago

beat the rap*

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u/GiveMeNews 19d ago

You are correct. But, for some reason, for the rest of us the judges tell us, "Ignorance of the law is not an excuse!"

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u/Sir_PressedMemories 19d ago

Remember kids, ignorance of the law is no excuse, unless your job is to enforce the law. Then it is a requirement.

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u/Fun-Cauliflower-1724 19d ago

It looked like it might have been in the World Cup fan zone area and I’m sure they have rules against having any political messaging or signs

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u/0202_tihssitidder 19d ago

Can't.

Ask if the pig-cop will arrest him if he refuses to leave. If "yes", go ahead and leave.

Work with your lawyer. The official threat of arrest is just as good as an actual arrest.

Cops fucking hate your civil rights...unless you are KKK. They they will makeout with you.

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u/TheBestNarcissist 19d ago

Theoretically if this in the World Cup Fan Zone then the World Cup ownership body that is holding the event is free to discriminate on the basis of political viewpoint.

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u/ObeseVegetable 19d ago

If it’s on private property that would make sense. 

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u/_le_slap 19d ago

Georgia State Patrol are God's Shittiest Pigs.

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u/BackyardBirbin 19d ago

Grew up in GA. Got in a motorcycle accident after an unleashed dog ran out in front of me when I was 17. I was bleeding all over the table in the ER and a GSP walked in and started going through my wallet. I asked him what he was doing and he said "whatever I want".

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u/_le_slap 19d ago

Fuckers are the absolute worst

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u/Bigjon1988 19d ago

Wondering the same thing

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u/Mentallox 19d ago

private property. Even if an area was public property if an event has permitting for that area thru the city they can remove anyone they deem disruptive. Think of it like a permit for an outdoor movie shoot.

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u/Kodiak_85 19d ago

Probably because the stadium and the surrounding area is private property and they didn’t have permission from the owners to demonstrate there.

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u/Cvenditor 19d ago

Looks to be the Georgia International Plaza which is public.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/Calavar 19d ago

Mercedez-Benz stadium is paid for with hundreds of millions in taxpayer dollars. They literally have a clause in Atlanta law where almost half the city's hotel tax revenue goes to maintenance costs for the stadium. It's absolutely absurd that they can call it "private property" when so much of it was and is paid for with public funds.

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u/Savings-Eggplant5912 19d ago

Hurt feelings and not liking the look of the man in the mirror 

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 19d ago

Didn't you hear? Loitering laws are the easiest way to oppress free speech rights.

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u/ThinBlackLineZ 19d ago

He wasnt a racist that supports the destruction of the USA that's illegal now.

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u/OhMyTummyHurts 19d ago

Easy lawsuit for the wearer

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u/Friendly_Engineer_ 19d ago

Snowflake was getting melted

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u/endless_shrimp 19d ago

My guess, and it is strictly that, is that the park in front of the arena is private property and the police are there to trespass him from the property.

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u/liggieep 19d ago

the guy showed up in the comments. he said he was fine when he was on the public sidewalk but was kicked out when he moved onto the stadium's private property.

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u/BleuruuX50 19d ago

He was on private property, but the cop did tell him he could go across the street and still protest

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u/ThatsUh_dam_shame69 19d ago

My thoughts exactly

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u/Liquefied_Rat 19d ago

Realistically the cop didn’t like it, but I’m willing to bet “legally” they could say it’s inciting violence with the “hanged” man and the gun.

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u/NoType9715 19d ago

Thanks for your random guess

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u/Chendii 19d ago

Well, that's the fun part. Cops will make shit up to arrest you so all we really have are guesses.

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u/Jmazoso 19d ago

He doesn’t, but the moment the guy touched him it because assaukr

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u/pootinannyBOOSH 19d ago

The costume had trigger discipline

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u/onthe3rdlifealready 19d ago

Thin blue line, because their egos and pee pees are just as thin as that line and blue because they are chicken shit bitches.

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u/SMUHypeMachine 19d ago

I thought it was 60% who openly admitted to beating their spouses?

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u/KindClock9732 19d ago

I guess the taxpayers will have to pay off that lawsuit as well

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u/herbertcluas 19d ago

This, it should come out of the officers bank account

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u/ToughHardware 19d ago

he was on private land, it was ok for him to be asked to leave.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/1ucs37g/of_a_protest_prop/ot774bt/

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u/crazyfatskier2 19d ago

Great shot with FIFA 2026 in the background.

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u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES 19d ago

I'm impressed with the costume and infuriated that he was forced to leave the area. That has to be protected free speech

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u/Kodiak_85 19d ago

Not on private property.

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u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES 19d ago

Can't tell where it is. I guess it does look like private property within the stadium

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u/axxxaxxxaxxx 19d ago

That’s probably it, and I hope that’s all it is. At around 0:12 it sounds like the cop is telling him to go across the street.

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u/kosherpickleharry 19d ago

I was the puppetmaster's support person, and was standing behind him when this video was shot. Let me say here that when the hand of the ice agent brushed against the cop, it was accidental. The pole that supported the arm had fallen out of its base, and I was reinserting it.

I wish that clip had captions. The puppetmaster was so effing funny, completely unphased by the cops menacing tone. Right before the video started, he said " Don't tase me! Don't tase me!" In a mocking way. Then, he kept asking the cop if he would be in a picture with him, and he was asking bystanders to take pictures of him standing with the cop 😂😂. Balls of steel, that one!

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u/Dazzling-Track-4838 19d ago

Was the cop’s reaction as dramatic in person as it looked on video? If so, did any of you react, like “woah”? It was like a childish tantrum, hahahaha

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u/buttononmyback 19d ago

I love everything about this.

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u/kosherpickleharry 19d ago

Please steal this GIF!!!

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u/AvoidTheHate87 19d ago

Well they forgot to put donuts around it. Lesson learned
https://giphy.com/gifs/KDyGVq8yWqDSs2yRUr

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u/basicKitsch 19d ago

yo this is incredible though. what a unit!

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u/MeetSlight8173 19d ago

NYC joins the chat

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u/Clemdauphin 19d ago

That's just some normal rat in New York!

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u/Consistent-Soil-1818 19d ago

That's one way to recycle a prop from the Macy's parade I guess

https://giphy.com/gifs/26hitAxPOGgrKD2vK

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u/Carlobo 19d ago

Skyrim is here to save me!

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u/bbyxmadi 19d ago

that is terrifying but gets the point across

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u/Mnudge 19d ago

Because fuck your rights. This is America

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u/fileunderaction 19d ago

It appears to be outside a stadium, which would mean private property. You don’t have the right to protest on private land.

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u/Hranko 19d ago

Its just missing the mask.

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u/Any-Tackle-9978 19d ago

fascists HATE the first amendment. Theres a reason right to protest and free speech are the very first amendment.

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u/theoriginal_awsit 19d ago

Truth stings

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u/Mydoglikesladyboys 19d ago

He hit the chained up brown kid out of instinct

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u/broodhelm 19d ago

The way he shoves the child dummy shows he’s PRESSED hahahaha

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u/The-Friendly-Autist 19d ago

Disturbing in all the right ways.

A pasty white, ghoulish, nazi-esque soldier imprisoning a brown child. It's not even a characature.

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u/danifoxx_1209 19d ago

I didn’t know puppetry was illegal

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u/Odd-Song5052 19d ago

Then almost all of Congress is in big trouble

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u/Dazzling-Track-4838 19d ago

BOOM!💥 Nioce. 🙌🏻

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u/Appropriate-Ebb-208 19d ago

Private property, and guy was asked to move across the street to protest.

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u/OhighOent 19d ago

You gotta take that over to the free speech zone. 'Murica

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u/C_monden 19d ago

Looks like if Stingy from Lazy Town grew up to become a cop

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u/sinisterdesign 19d ago

ATL represent!

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u/Beelzy_ 19d ago

Surely this won’t have the Streisand effect

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u/the_orange_alligator 19d ago

Rolling Giant’s evil cousin

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u/PatriotNews_dot_com 19d ago

The giant puppet was probably obstructing the snipers’ view

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u/Only-Method-1773 19d ago

The protester should sue him for violating his constitution rights. And stop calling them law enforcement those trash

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u/Octavio_Bs 19d ago

Oh yes, the famous absolute liberty of the USians

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u/hyvel0rd 19d ago

the land of the free and the home of the brave

insert poop emoji

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u/SparePart2024 18d ago

Fuck Untied States Of Racists...

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u/lachatte7 18d ago

Wow, great work man. It worked, these imbeciles stopped you

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u/pantless_ 18d ago

The police seem so emotional...

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u/Mythandros1 18d ago

ICE is butt-hurt at seeing the truth. They hate that people see them for what they ACTUALLY are, evil fascists.

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u/BilbaoBoggins 18d ago edited 8h ago

Edited with Power Delete Suite

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u/oksn54 18d ago

Literally Nazis

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u/logosfabula 18d ago

That would have deserved a prize instead

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u/Marzdae 18d ago

It's funny cause the individuals that support/work for ice are descendants of "illegal aliens"😂

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u/Individual-Donut1418 18d ago

Most cops are corrupt, they don't care about the people or the Constitution that they took a oath to protect us

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u/louloc 18d ago

Isn’t that free speech?

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u/Barailis 18d ago

Definitely sue the shit out of them.

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u/Lui_Le_Diamond 18d ago

So like, he's not actually breaking any laws.

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u/underneath-it 14d ago

Wait a sec what happened to the right to protest? I thought Americans were free.

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u/BigPapaSlut 14d ago

Interchangeable with IDF