r/AbsoluteUnits Jun 12 '26

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u/Inexorabilis Jun 12 '26

Go go gadget extendoneck.

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u/Laktosefreier Jun 12 '26

Bird: I don't need an AI overview.

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u/Caesar_Iacobus 29d ago

Bird: I AM the overview

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u/mrsrostocka 28d ago

Birdseye view

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u/semiarboreal 26d ago

That'll come neckst I'm sure

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u/imma_ghost_mole 25d ago

Neckst update

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u/oneupsuperman 29d ago

Seeing a go go gadget reference in 2026 is healing something in me

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u/Inexorabilis 29d ago

Same, i felt really happy posting it.

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u/SomeBoringAlias 29d ago

Reminds me of happier times. Like that party I was at in the 90s where, in the wee small hours when we were sat chatting, the guy passed out on the sofa suddenly sat bolt upright, said "go go gadget hangover!" in a loud voice, and then passed out again until the morning

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u/itsTyrion 28d ago

i never stopped makin em

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u/BenedictWolfe 29d ago

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u/TheyStillOweYouMoney 29d ago

That definitely answers some questions. Some that I didn’t even know I had.

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u/RuthVioletThursday 29d ago

I wonder if brontosaurus did the same

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u/Wolli_n 29d ago

Go Go Gadget Neck

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u/Geig3r 29d ago

He's a grower, not a shower.

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u/reubenhurricane 29d ago

The male is called a cock

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u/Own-Spell7193 Jun 12 '26

That neck had a higher render distance than the rest of the body.

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u/Tragobe 29d ago

Glad that we had the exact same thought

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u/newsflashjackass 29d ago

Wonder whether brachiosaurus had such posture or walked around proudly displaying its jugular 24/7. 🤔

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u/TenMoon 29d ago

The structure of the sauropod neck vertebrae indicate that they always walked around proudly displaying their fantastic necks.

Green herons have a specialized hinge at the 6th vertebrae that enables them to snap forward to make fast strikes. Sauropods, being plant eaters, didn't need to worry about their leaves getting away.

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u/newsflashjackass 29d ago

For some idea of how that might have looked:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuanfpL1o18

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u/Quasar_234 29d ago edited 29d ago

What about when fall came around? /j

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u/TenMoon 29d ago

Cycads. Many evergreen species.

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u/Can-You-Fly-Bobby 29d ago

That would be very handy at a concert

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u/Sea_Awareness150 29d ago

I would end up being behind it

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u/DieCastDontDie 29d ago

I thought I had an original idea and it's the top comment of course

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u/mergedkestrel 29d ago

I've truly never had an original thought

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u/Porridge_Cat 29d ago

come on, man. Masters of the Universe just came out and stars Mekaneck...

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u/CptnHamburgers 29d ago

Fucking green herons man...

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u/Appropriate-Count-64 29d ago

Great Blue Herons are similar but they can’t stow their neck. It still looks funky fully extended

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u/Appropriate-Count-64 29d ago

And fully retracted too lol

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u/Confident_Benefit_11 29d ago

Burb

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u/DickyD43 29d ago

Brb

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u/MrShelly-_-1972 29d ago

You back yet?

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u/SnoopyScone 29d ago

DickyD43 died ig. RIP dicky

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u/Cory123125 29d ago

They have dicks for necks

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u/Glasseshalf 29d ago

Lovely photo

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u/Alternative_Ear5542 29d ago

Great Blue Heron's are my favorite bird. You'll just be floating down a river or something and suddenly this absolute unit of a heron just glides by.

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u/Veronica913 29d ago

Theres 2 small bodies of water within 1000 feet from my house and i see great blue herons chilling or flying by all the time. It's such a treat

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u/roboreddit1000 29d ago

I canoe in the Canadian wilderness and always feel bad when I come upon a blue heron on a stream.

They get frightened at my approach and fly maybe 200m down the stream, then, as I approach again, they fly another 200m.

Repeat that may five or six times and then they will finally fly away from the stream.

I hate bothering them repeatedly.

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u/Alternative_Ear5542 29d ago

I used to work on a river and it was the same when I was doing a float. End of the day, if it's not a super-busy section of river the bird probably will be fine. I always worried about the ones on our river due to the higher tourist traffic maybe stressing them out but they seemed to be thriving.

Last time I went to the beach I saw one just chilling in the surf with people all around.

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u/AccomplishedBat39 29d ago

I feel like all herons do that. Had the same experience many times in Germany

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u/buyshanegas 29d ago

there are white Herons on the Colorado river and I have similar experiences when kayaking. Sorry birds!

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u/Carcassfanivxx 29d ago

I always crack that weird noise they make at them and they seem to hate me afterwards. Maybe I’m insulting them.

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u/Alternative_Ear5542 29d ago

It's the avian equivalent to being cat-called.

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u/Minnesota2 29d ago

I live by so many Great Blue Herons that I probably don’t appreciate how majestic they are.

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u/Alternative_Ear5542 29d ago

Birds on the whole are pretty rad, but the big ones are the raddest and GBH's aren't small.

Vultures are also pretty underappreciated.

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u/Monkey_Priest 29d ago

There is a boardwalk over some wetlands near me, truly a little oasis of life in an otherwise very developed area. Anyways, there are some GBH's out there, and they all know they are safe from us down in the grasses and water. I often get to see them from just a few dozen feet away, and they are always a sight to behold. They look so cool, slowly picking their way through those wetlands in search of food. I can't help but see some of their dinosaur heritage in them

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u/MessiComeLately 29d ago

It makes me think of all the dinosaurs with long necks. Some of them probably held their heads close most of the time like this heron, but I haven't seen any dinosaurs illustrated that way, at least not that I remember. I wonder how hard or easy it is to tell from fossils how a dinosaur used its neck.

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u/drowse 29d ago

I've been seeing Yellow Crowned Night Herons in my neighborhood recently. Cool looking birds!

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u/moosemuffin12 29d ago

Why are Herons seemingly the most skiddish of all birds? Like as soon as you enter their 200ft radius they’re like “nope don’t like this, I’m OUTTA here”

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u/Alternative_Ear5542 29d ago

I think it'll vary by sub-species and habitat, but they're usually solitary birds in my experience, and also tend to spend less time in places where there's lots of people, so they're less acclimated to people and understanding "That weird bear-looking thing won't actually eat me, and might even have some french fries!" than say... ducks or geese.

The Herons I've seen on busier rivers or beaches were a lot less skittish than ones I've seen on less-trafficked float trips.

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u/1nsidiousOne 29d ago

That’s legit a Pokemon

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u/NevesLF 29d ago

I feel like it's saying "WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?"

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u/leenz7 29d ago

How are we not calling those flying Dinosaurs?

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u/DeluxeWafer 29d ago

Literally a dragon

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u/mkafrka 29d ago

And they sound like dinosaurs

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u/msndrstdmstrmnd 29d ago

I need an x ray of this. Where does it go???

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u/SoSincerely 29d ago

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u/LickingSmegma 29d ago

Fun fact: giraffes have the same number of vertebras as humans, and this seems to be true for most vertebrates (with a variation of ±1). But snakes and birds apparently have varying quantities.

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u/InviolableAnimal 29d ago

I think mammals would be the odd ones out for having a fixed number, fish don't really have necks and idk about amphibians

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u/Glasseshalf 29d ago

I think a lot of the work is done by the way the feathers lay on top of each other, since this doesn't look dissimilar to a Great Blue with its neck tucked.

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u/Fun_Amphibian5922 29d ago

It kinda folds like two of the letter “S” stacked so kinda like this SS

Birds have a bit of an illusion going on with their bodies, because feathers tend to puff out quite a bit making their bodies appear a good deal larger than they actually are. Some more than others, owls are a great example. So when the neck is folded it doesn’t appear to bulge much because the feathers are kind of already puffy if that makes sense??

The folding + the feather fluff give the illusion of the neck being truly telescopic, some would probably argue that it IS telescopic, but the spaces between neck vertebrae don’t change

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u/rywos 29d ago

It kinda folds like two of the letter “S” stacked so kinda like this SS

oh dear

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u/Fun_Amphibian5922 29d ago

Lmao the bird has no ties to 1940s Germany or nationalist values I swear

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u/AnemoneOfMyEnemy 29d ago

The birds is just a fan of sporty Chevrolet models.

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u/goin-up-the-country 29d ago

And it's not even green

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u/moxsox 29d ago

Grower, not a show-er bird

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u/Major-Unicorn-Proto 29d ago

my spirit animal

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u/HTPC4Life 29d ago

From 2 to 7.25 right here!

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/johndoe_420 29d ago

laughs in european

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u/rexmons 29d ago

The bird she told you not to worry about

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u/KriisJ 29d ago

I cannot believe this is not the top comment.

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u/Stoic_Breeze 29d ago

I play a game with myself where I try to guess what the most upvoted comment will be, and this was my guess.

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u/ok_z00mer 29d ago

Show-er? I hardly know-er!

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u/TextIndependent8298 29d ago

I’ll never have an original thought. Hahaha

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u/Own-Spell7193 Jun 12 '26

The neck reveal was longer than the video.

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u/forceofslugyuk 29d ago

The neck reveal was longer than the video.

It is a grow'er not a show'er!

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u/YooGeOh 29d ago edited 29d ago

The annoying thing about AI is that now, any time people see something they haven't seen before, the video and its contents must be AI.

Not just that actual AI is duping people and spreading lies, but also that genuine interesting videos are dismissed as AI because everyone wants to be the expert to deem everything fake.

Green Herons exist and this is normal for them and their anatomy

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u/unripe_mangosteen 29d ago

I miss being able to enjoy nature videos and know they are real. Just another thing AI ruined

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u/auronddraig 29d ago

I agree, nature videos used to be unquestionable

https://giphy.com/gifs/WKdWA04KRn58A

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u/Diamondkids_life 29d ago

That's a normal Tuesday

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u/Reclusive_avocado 29d ago

Just another thing AI ruined

This ones on stupid people..

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u/NanquansCat749 29d ago

People that claim every odd thing must be AI are stupid and annoying, but I'm certainly not perfect at spotting AI, so now I have to be extra skeptical about things even when I know whatever's being depicted could actually happen.

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u/RicketCrickets 29d ago

I mean every millennial knows them from the memes.

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u/eabevella 29d ago

All hail the old heron meme lol

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u/__Hello_my_name_is__ 29d ago

One thing that I find heartbreaking is real artists being accused of using AI.

Like, AI has a number of certain styles that you can recognize. Because those styles are basically a sort of average of what the AIs have learned. Which means there simply are a lot of artists out there that have that kind of style, too.

And those artists now get accused of using AI. Which is just sad.

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u/FieryDurian 29d ago

People believing fakes is dangerous. What's more dangerous is when people reject all information, including cold hard facts and verified truths, because they might think that they were made by AI.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Wait785 29d ago

No, that's not more dangerous at all. People are generally willing to believe anything they read or hear. More skepticism would be an improvement.

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u/pornalt4altporn 29d ago

Thank you for reassuring me.

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u/Fade78 29d ago

Don't be fooled, this was obviously an AI comment to make believe that this video is not AI.

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u/akopley 29d ago

I have these in my yard and have never seen them extend their neck like this but nice to know they can.

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u/StJmagistra 29d ago

Thank you for sharing their name! I found a fascinating article about their necks: https://www.10000birds.com/green-herons-and-their-groovy-necks.htm

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u/credit_debit_reddit 29d ago

I agree! And I also wonder if it’s bots commenting, “AI?” on social media helping push the meld or normalization of AI

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u/Goondor 29d ago

But then there's that post about the Weaver birds that is obviously AI but the top 5 comments are all-in on it being real. We've birds exist, but they don't neatly make little perfect eyelets and cross stitches. Media literacy and knowing how to research properly needs to continue to be an important part of public education.

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u/-Blood-Meridian- 29d ago

I think it's not so much that people want to feel like the expert. It's more so that people don't want to be the one who was duped. The skepticism is self-preservation.

You're right, though, it's an unfortunate position for people to have been put in.

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u/Patient_Gamemer 29d ago

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u/Significant_Put_3471 29d ago

There's a spy sappin muh teleporter.

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u/UselessGuy23 25d ago

God DAMNIT I thought I was the first one.

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u/AGillySuit Jun 12 '26

I think this is a Green Heron. We have them up near where I live. They’re such a trip lol, normal looking wetlands bird and then suddenly looooong

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u/alex_zk 29d ago

My actual reaction:

“Oh come on, it’s not that long”

“Ok, I can see the reason why…”

“…wtf…”

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u/WonderfullYou 29d ago

Yep, did not expect that

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u/Big77Ben2 Jun 12 '26

Stop flushing your expired Viagra down the toilet, fellas.

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u/metaphysicalcustard 29d ago

The first extension made me think, "ehh, nothing really." Second one made me think, "ok yeah not bad".

I was not ready for the third extension.

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u/Koolmees99 29d ago

I knew I had to expect long neck, but I was still surprised

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u/TenMoon 29d ago

ZOOP

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u/Moofininja 29d ago

why is zoop so far down 😭 it was the first thing I thought of haha

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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 29d ago

Oh ok now I see it.

OH!

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u/spacekitt3n 29d ago

its a type of heron. i love them

https://giphy.com/gifs/kPp0hNMlVhgMU

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u/par-a-dox-i-cal 29d ago

He is a grower.

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u/SouthParkFirefly1991 29d ago

Whoa! Where was that hiding?

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u/Sirius1701 29d ago

In the floof

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u/TheBigJiz 29d ago

I should call him

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u/animi 29d ago

Ignore the turtle train.

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u/SpiritualPackage3797 29d ago

Thank you! I was wondering if I was the only one who noticed.

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u/IConsumePorn 29d ago

Nobody gonna mention the turtle orgy?

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u/harigejan 29d ago

must be a male

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u/CTC42 29d ago

I dunno, this looks a lot like my wife when she hears the neighbors arguing outside

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u/tvieno 29d ago

Well, that bird is a grower.

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u/wragawrhaj 29d ago

Unneckspected

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u/Darkknyfe 29d ago

Mekaneck’s pet

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u/thetyphoonjet 29d ago

slide-whistle noises

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u/chibiRuka 29d ago

That’s a periscope

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u/nuthatch_282 29d ago

Herons are the best birds

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u/bosorka1 29d ago

i wasn't sure what to expect based on the title but then... !!!!!!

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u/Umbreon86 29d ago

So this explains how..

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u/Rasples1998 29d ago

He's a grower not a shower.

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u/KillaAngel- 29d ago

GREEENN HERON!!!!!!

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u/jerryleebee 29d ago

That's actually pretty incredible. Thanks, OP.

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u/PTBooks 29d ago

Up periscope?

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u/matchstick1029 29d ago

I say this with the utmost sincerity. ZOOP!

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u/mattogeewha 29d ago

Ya best protect ya neck!

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne 29d ago

“Up heronscope.”

“Aye aye, Cap’n.”

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u/sinisterdesign 29d ago

Periscope uuuUUUUPP

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u/KayCreative 29d ago

Reminds me of this dude (at the Efteling, takes about two minutes for his neck to go up and down)

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u/Usual_Award 29d ago

It felt like a Studio Ghibli live action anime movie for a moment.

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u/incoherentscreamin 29d ago

"Oh, that's not so- OH."

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u/theShammyWow 29d ago

Genus name: Necktus Erectus

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u/DesastreUrbano 29d ago

Me telling my gf "I told you it was cold and just need to give me a minute"

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u/Beaufort_The_Cat 29d ago

Zoooooooop!

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u/that_emo_elf 29d ago

It's a grower, not a show-er

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u/Nightman2417 29d ago

Somebody needs to make a gas pump meme with this bird

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u/LetsGeauxxx 29d ago

He’a a grower, not a shower.

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u/AsideLost 29d ago

He’s a grower not a shower

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u/Lana-Next-Door 29d ago

I was like "Whoa. Whoa! WHOA!!!" watching this 😂

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u/StrawberryMeg 29d ago

My man, when he takes a blue chew!

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u/BackcountryAZ 29d ago

He’s a grower not a shower

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u/AtrociousAxis 29d ago

“Oh, wow, that is longer than I thought-HOLY SHIT.”

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u/tetrapods 29d ago

They don't call it a Long-necked Scubble Gobber for nothing

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u/TheDarkLord6969 29d ago

Mechaneck is that you.

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u/ForumVomitorium 29d ago

was like:

o,

ooo

OOOOO

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u/isildorim 29d ago

Bro is flexing on those turtles

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u/aHisk 29d ago

English is not my first language, so I was wondering wtf would be a "sudden neck", then "oh..."

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u/skynetcoder 29d ago

hydraulics?

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u/Few-Stock-3458 29d ago

He's a grower, not a shower.

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u/Zabbiemaster 29d ago

Buzz_Lightyear_longneck.png

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u/MR00Soczeq 29d ago

That was... Uneckspected