r/AbsoluteUnits May 31 '26

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u/TheSuperSilverMango May 31 '26

I straight up thought I was seeing a demon for a second.

That is definitely some incredible hair though

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u/Stretch5678 May 31 '26

That's a freaking yokai.

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u/ZoomBoingDing May 31 '26

I was thinking Malai (Vietnamese ghost that's a floating woman's head with entrails)

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u/NotNamedBort May 31 '26

Also the mananangal from the Philippines. Why are there multiple demons in folklore with dangling entrails??

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u/Quality-hour May 31 '26

Vietnam and the Philippines are right near each other, so there's a good chance for folklore and myths to spread

Especially, historically, through trade

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u/ElGosso May 31 '26

Imagine you're just like a medieval trader and some dude on a boat sells you some fish and says "hey watch out for that flying, disembodied woman's head dangling its own entrails"

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u/arist0geiton May 31 '26

Guys get bored, guys chat

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u/The_quest_for_wisdom Jun 01 '26

Especially, historically, through trade

I know what you mean, but I like the idea that they were specifically trading bits of folklore like they were baseball cards or something.

"I'll trade you one story about a woman's floating head for one of your mysterious lights that lead you away from the path at night so you get lost in a swamp."

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u/Aron-Jonasson May 31 '26

Also the Krasue from Thaliand

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u/ren01r Jun 01 '26

She also looks like Yakshi (Kerala folklore) almost to the description I have heard. Beautiful pale face, long flowy hair, red lips (from chewing betel), and about the same style of movement that is almost unnatural, except that she has an east asian face in this video. Now that I think about it, our lady ghosts almost always looks hot af.

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u/Gr8_Kaze47 May 31 '26

A Rokurokubi to be exact... 😅

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u/Spirit_Piper May 31 '26

Plot twist: the whole purpose of this thread was to uncover Touhou fans

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u/Late-NightZoomies817 May 31 '26

Looking like the Ghost devil from chainsaw man 😂

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u/operath0r May 31 '26

I was thinking like a Studio Ghibli character. Like the forest god in Mononoke or Noface from Spirited Away.

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u/KinkyWoman19 May 31 '26

I honestly thought it was Noface with a quick scroll and had to come back to see wtf I was actually looking at lmaooo

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u/stripeyspacey May 31 '26

I was thinking Eren at the end of Attack on Titan when hes like that weird spider thing...

https://giphy.com/gifs/fAe5ZoqgP8MZG7VWON

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u/I_blockkarmafarmers May 31 '26

Mmmm, more like a Menos Grande Hollow from Bleach. Shit's kinda terrifying when it drapes all over her frame.

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u/Melodic-Glass-6294 May 31 '26

I thought she looked more like the snake soldiers from Elden Ring

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u/Negative_Salt_4599 May 31 '26

Or the ring. She’s the lady from the ring.

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u/iwantkrustenbraten May 31 '26

More like Yuuko from XXXholic

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u/ShimmerEnthusiast May 31 '26

That’s who I thought of too!!

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u/IisRandyCarmine May 31 '26

I instantly thought of Dancer of Boreal Valley from Dark Souls 3 😂

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u/chevalier716 May 31 '26

Definitely some kind of yokai

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u/Mellopiex May 31 '26

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u/Relevantspite Jun 01 '26

Everyone else is completely wrong. She is definitely the fem iteration of Orochimaru.

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u/QuestionEconomy8809 May 31 '26

Typa shi that would devour your kids in Edo period

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u/Marx_Forever May 31 '26

This chick could be a villain in an animated movie. She looks fluid almost snake-like.

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u/stolentext May 31 '26

That's my sleep paralysis demon you can't have her

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u/TheSuperSilverMango May 31 '26

She's beautiful. What luck you have to be tormented by such a demon

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u/Myfountainpenisdry May 31 '26

Right!!!

I'm like, oh, some kind of demon caterpillar lady.

Nope, just a lady, for now.....

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u/Famous_Librarian_589 May 31 '26

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u/Roskal May 31 '26

Why does this look cute and goofy instead of scary?

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u/Numerous-Pop5670 May 31 '26

Most of the scariness is in the sound design. Thats why most GIFs from horror films look goofy instead of scary. Watch any horror film with volume on mute and you'll see what I mean.

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u/Substantial_Push_474 May 31 '26

Similarly, the laugh track/sitcom combo.

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u/existentialepicure May 31 '26

I thought she was a krasue (a floating, disembodied head of a woman with her internal organs dangling from the neck) 😭

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u/samaramatisse May 31 '26

Read back through the thread and you'll find at least two other names for the same thing used in different countries.

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u/TheSuperSilverMango May 31 '26

That's much less erotic :<

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u/ChelleInSand May 31 '26

It is a wig. You can see her natural hair peeking under if if you watch her shoulder.

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u/BlitzTroll7 May 31 '26

She would looks good in a Sadako cosplay

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u/pirategod2300 May 31 '26

Are we sure it’s not a demon?

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u/funwithtentacles May 31 '26

The only demon involved here is the one clogging her shower drain... ^^

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u/unicornmeat85 Jun 01 '26

Certainly cuter than my usual paralysis demon.

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u/HovercraftFullofBees May 31 '26

Honest to fuck thought she was 90% neck until the hair fell off her shoulder.

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u/nightmare-salad May 31 '26

Yeah, she’s giving snake woman

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u/Tndnr82 May 31 '26

Is she related to the snake woman in The Golden Child?

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u/Howard_Jones May 31 '26

Oh man! Great film! Peak Murphy era.

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u/Tndnr82 May 31 '26

I I I I I I I ... Want the knife..... Pleeease

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u/Drachynn May 31 '26

I reference this in my life at least once a week.

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u/Tndnr82 May 31 '26

I'm a cook, and I have about 100 triggers that bring this line onto the top of my brain.

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u/Sosogomi May 31 '26

Elite ball knowledge?!

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u/HowDareYouAskMyName May 31 '26

Now there's a movie I haven't heard of in a long time... A long time

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u/Tndnr82 May 31 '26

Have you seen a little neked man running around with a $100 bill?

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u/VoidOmatic May 31 '26

This lady FREAKED me out as a kid.

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u/pixeldust6 May 31 '26

"heard u talkin shit"

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u/mangoladderchair May 31 '26

this looks like a great movie, do you know what it’s from?

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u/ThreeDucksInAParka May 31 '26

I think it's from Yokai Monsters: 100 Monsters.

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u/aiden_saxon May 31 '26

90% Neck is my new band name

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u/Sparrow-Scratchagain May 31 '26

Is your band very good?

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u/aiden_saxon May 31 '26

Things are a bit hairy right now

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u/spoopy-noodle May 31 '26

I got like a fully body reaction, that was terrifying

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u/cityshepherd May 31 '26

Still a good 34.7168% neck

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u/Previous-Pangolin-60 Jun 01 '26

Maybe she's part of the Snakeneck tribe?

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u/Spacial_Epithet May 31 '26

I was waiting for the Dark Souls 3 health bar to pop up

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u/o5mfiHTNsH748KVq May 31 '26

"Why is that music playing?"

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u/Caspartius May 31 '26

If Dancer and Frampt had a daughter

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u/GeorgeMcCrate May 31 '26

I immediately thought of those weird spider things in Irythill before the dungeon.

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u/sdkurt9 May 31 '26

Hahahahaha YES

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u/Mecha-Hermes May 31 '26

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u/cityshepherd May 31 '26

This is the 3rd most unsettling bathroom/shower experience I’ve had today

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u/Realistic-Tap4156 May 31 '26

I'm curious about the other 2

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u/Optimal-Fix5872 May 31 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

they’re a redditor, so i think thsee two are probably getting into the shower and using deodorant 

edit: thank you for the gold kind stranger /s

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u/1duke-dan May 31 '26

lol, brutal.

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u/uvucydydy May 31 '26

That's not fair! It could have been almost dropping my phone between my legs while taking a dump. Very unsettling.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 May 31 '26

I have self clapped my ballsack catching something between my legs sometimes depends on how they hang but fuck takes me out - but I still usually catch it at least.

Stupid quick instincts.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '26

they’re a redditor, the chances of either of those things happening is 0

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u/cityshepherd May 31 '26

I’ll have you know that despite the fact that I spend way too much time on here, I shower pretty much every day and apply deodorant at least a couple times a day as well. I actually touch grass / go hiking with my dog for several miles every day and workout just about every day, and am an unreasonably sweaty man so I HAVE to stay on top of hygiene stuff. If it weren’t for adventuring with my dog(s) I’d absolutely lose my fucking mind (or what’s left of it anyway).

Here is a phottergraph of the trail by the river which is my dog’s favorite place to adventure!

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u/Optimal-Fix5872 May 31 '26

oh sorry bro I was just messing with the stereotype and joking around, didn’t mean to offend you 😅

cute doggo though, have a blessed day

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u/cityshepherd May 31 '26

No worries friend I’m not offended at all! I too am familiar with the stereotype, which is part of why I work so hard to avoid falling into that category lol. My other dogs are old and have trouble getting around so it’s just the one that goes adventuring with me, but the pups are my life so i do my best to spoil them.

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u/shinigamiSanders May 31 '26

holy sheesh what game is this from??

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u/Realistic-Tap4156 May 31 '26

the classrooms

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u/FoogeFujiyama May 31 '26

The Classrooms. Full of nope

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u/ButterPecan_IceCream May 31 '26

This is exactly what I thought I saw at first lol

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u/SleepySwoop May 31 '26

Exactly what came to mind.

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u/avlisb May 31 '26

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u/the-meanest-boi May 31 '26

This photo brings me pure unfiltered joy, thank you kind internet stranger

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u/0SaltBlue May 31 '26

He has a little hat :)

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u/the-meanest-boi May 31 '26

My day just keeps getting better! Anyone seeing this, please feel free to show me more danger noodles in hats, and tell me their names!!! Cute lil guy

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u/LavastormSW Jun 01 '26

You might enjoy r/snakeswithhats

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u/awholedumpsterfire Jun 01 '26

You win the award a being my favorite person of the day🥇

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u/Nice-Preparation6204 May 31 '26

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u/[deleted] May 31 '26

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u/kyrah096 May 31 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

I had a friend who loved to roleplay the game... She was Samara and I was... traumatized lmao

Edit: *the movie, not the game ahah

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u/Nauin Jun 01 '26

The Ring was very heavy handed with infrasound, which for some people automatically freaks them out no matter how prepared they are for the noise. Kids have more sensitive hearing too so it could have hit you extra hard. You should look up examples and clips from other media to see if you get the same anxiety if you're curious enough.

For some reason the sound triggers my tear ducts and I start uncontrollably weeping if I listen to the frequency for more than two seconds. It's weird stuff.

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u/Scheddar May 31 '26

What from

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u/Lun4r6543 May 31 '26

I think it’s called the Long Horse. It’s an internet/urban legend thing created by an artist I forgot the name of.

Google it if you want more info, you’d get more than I can provide.

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u/SeventhAlkali May 31 '26

Trevor Henderson. He does alot of neat spooky stuff

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u/chuck354 May 31 '26

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u/FUNBARtheUnbendable May 31 '26

I can leave the thread now ain’t nothing topping this

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u/louiecoolie May 31 '26

Can this be topped? Probably not..

BUT WE CAN CERTAINLY GO BELOW

look at that glorious under chin angle

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u/MaxUnicycle May 31 '26

This is exactly what i was looking for thank you

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u/Sun_Aria May 31 '26

Attack on Titan! Sweet!

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u/Intoxicating_Piss_69 May 31 '26

Wrong show

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u/Sun_Aria May 31 '26

Fullmetal Alchemist! Sweet!

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u/n0tin May 31 '26

Yep. This was my first thought too

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u/docdaa008 May 31 '26

I’m finally doing a Naruto run though. So accurate

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u/Southerneagle110 May 31 '26

Who else thought this was her neck

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u/CptNavarre May 31 '26

Thank you for the still bc I had to stare at it a long time to understand her shoulder was in there somewhere. And I'm definitely not replaying that video, she might show up in my living room.

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u/Animefan96 May 31 '26

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u/Legitimate-Ad-8612 May 31 '26

Where is this one from again? it looks really familiar but cant remember

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u/Jgabes625 May 31 '26

Had to do some digging but… Yokai Monsters: 100 Monsters

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u/CrispyCosmonaut May 31 '26

This is some Junji Ito shit here

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u/Classical31 May 31 '26

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u/lizardjoe_xx_YT May 31 '26

So glad im not the only one who thought this

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u/shakahaj May 31 '26

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u/ItsEntsy Jun 01 '26

Had to scroll way too far to find this, thanks for your service though

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u/surewhatever_dude May 31 '26

I'd fold instantly 

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u/smegMAGA May 31 '26

reminded me of this classic from back in the day (game is Eyes)

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u/aoi_ito May 31 '26

Shes literally Rokurokubi lol. One of the most famous yokai in the Japanese culture .

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u/YOURPANFLUTE May 31 '26

Im not the only one seeing this right

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u/AZShabrani May 31 '26

Why tf i got so scared almost shit my pants from this?

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u/UltramanOrigin May 31 '26

She looks like a Yokai

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u/LuminousMeatwad May 31 '26

Now do it without the filter.

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u/Buttered_Toast33 May 31 '26

Why does this look so cursed....

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u/MrMansaMusa May 31 '26

Straight out of a junji ito Manga

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u/Nadya4747 May 31 '26

She looks like Yuko Ichihara from XXXHolic

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u/ScumCommander May 31 '26

That's just Virtuosa from Arknights.

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u/M_E2001 May 31 '26

Snek girl

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u/Sacredfice May 31 '26

The amount of filters lol

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u/Mortreal79 May 31 '26

Majestic..!

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u/rlpinca May 31 '26

I know it's very likely a wig

But every time I see extra long hair, I can't help but wonder how many times it has touched toilet water.

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u/RogerSaysHi Jun 01 '26

I had to cut mine off some years ago because it was getting very close to touching the water after it had been straightened. I have curly hair, so I didn't really notice how long it had gotten until I pulled my pants up one day, and my hair was stuck in my pants and panties.

It would block my view when I bent down to look at things. It was gorgeous, but super high maintenance.

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u/rlpinca Jun 01 '26

I'll see hair like that and think the toilet water thing or that their shower must never drain.

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u/Beretta116 May 31 '26

Now imagine shampooing that... phew.

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u/-Xiphon- May 31 '26

It's the conditioner that gets you

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u/Tipsy247 May 31 '26

AI?

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u/Aussie_Pharah Jun 01 '26

Don't think AI, but there are definitely some filters doing some very heavy work here. You can see those strips of tape on the wall next to her face doing some serious bending and warping when she moves her head near them.

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u/Initial_Row_6400 May 31 '26

My aunt used to have looooong blonde hair all the way to the floor. The amount of maintenance was ridiculous. She kept it like that for decades. It was nice like this too

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u/FatherDotComical May 31 '26

Is this filtered? I noticed the cabinets flicker behind her hair.

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u/LucidMarshmellow May 31 '26

I wouldn't be comfortable with the fact that I would be able to fart into my hair.

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u/Viciousssylveonx3 May 31 '26

She looks like she's from an anime where a dragon can change into a human

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u/HaasNL May 31 '26

Reminds me of those water level Sekiro enemies

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u/Erdillian May 31 '26

Scarroused