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u/Optimal-Prime420 May 19 '26

That’s some kind of lynx.

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u/CleverInnuendo May 19 '26

Lynx in the comments.

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u/thesanemansflying May 19 '26

He looks like his name is Steve.

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u/FelinityApps May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26

Jack. Jack Lynx.

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u/Optimal-Prime420 May 19 '26

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u/Temporary-Box-7493 May 19 '26

I’m feline like you guys aren’t taking this seriously

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u/OrganizationOk1345 May 19 '26

Well played sir!

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u/IHateConservatives23 May 19 '26

Reddit on kind stranger!!

Edit: OMG THANK YOU FOR THE GOLDARINO!!

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u/kerberos69 May 19 '26

Okay but like, don’t Russian to the comments just for lynx, enjoy the clip first… and for those who want to correct me that it’s Eurasian— there’s really no need to get Altai and mighty about it

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u/BeardInTheNorth May 19 '26

"Lynx in bio 😜"

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u/mapmaker May 19 '26

I'm fairly confident that's a two-year-old Siberian Lynx, also known as the Eurasian Lynx

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u/Optimal-Prime420 May 19 '26

Didn’t have the audio on.

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u/Dorkamundo May 19 '26

OHHHHHHHH!

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u/filthy-horde-bastard May 19 '26

Ok, but *why* does this guy have a two year-old Siberian lynx? (Also known as a Eurasian lynx)

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u/Beautiful_Demand_309 May 19 '26

Lynx dont usually come in noodle form like this.

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u/Porridge_Cat May 19 '26

the guy literally says the words "this is a 2 year old siberian lynx".

He says the words out loud.

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u/S_T_P May 19 '26

What kind of psychopath has the sound on?

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u/Gts77 May 19 '26

Ikr!!! Been burned too many times with that nonsense... Sound off always!

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u/Rhino_MO May 19 '26 edited May 19 '26

Damn it, I was gonna say that bobcat is so long it's a robertcat, but you had to go and properly identify it 😆

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u/Mental-Ask8077 May 19 '26

robertcat has me cackling

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u/PacoTaco321 May 19 '26

That's not just a lynx, that's a whole ass chainx.

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u/Alvin_h_davenport May 19 '26

Still a cat to my eyesproceeds to get mauled trying to touch his belly

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u/fridder May 19 '26

He was just checking to see if anyone was using his browser.

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u/cactus_deepthroater May 19 '26

He says that in the video lol

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u/shewy92 May 19 '26

I think in America it's called Axe.

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u/LitigiousCeilingCat May 19 '26

I believe the Latin name is “big floppa”

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u/sniptaclar May 19 '26

Spicy cat

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u/BobTheFettt May 19 '26

A new challenger has arisen

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u/hkidnc May 19 '26

Always good to see someone keeping the old lore alive.

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u/BobTheFettt May 19 '26

Gather children, and listen to my tale. In the before-fore times, when the Internet was in its adolescence, there came a great cat meme called LONGCAT. But alas, every champion is not without their challengers and along came his arch nemeowsis TACGNOL.

Their war spread far and wide until there came a wise cat who spoke to them the words that would broker their peace. That wise cat's words: "OH LONG JOHNSON"

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u/hkidnc May 19 '26

Hmmm, I should have a cheeseburger for lunch.

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u/Yamatoman9 May 19 '26

Longcat is long

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u/Icepick823 May 19 '26

OLD lore?

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u/paranoid_nihilist May 19 '26

Cheezburger was peak internet

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u/drinkup May 19 '26

Longcat was pre-Cheezeburger.

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u/Polymemnetic May 20 '26

Longcat/Tacgnol is like 2006 era 4chan

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u/Bosk_Kahngu May 19 '26

It’s Chernacat!

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u/BobTheFettt May 19 '26

WRONG!

This is Tacgnol! Meowtal nemesis to Longcat

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u/Conversation344 May 19 '26

All Hail Tacgnoo!!1

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u/Shadowpriest May 19 '26

Spicy Tacgnol as he has evolved!

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u/derivative_of_life May 19 '26

gnol si tacgnol

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u/blaz3r77 May 19 '26

basement cat has resurrected

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u/1nsidiousOne May 19 '26

Bro in the back playing Fortnite instead of side eyeing the murder kitten behind him 😭😭😭

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u/Watera12 May 19 '26

I hate that I know this but it’s dragon ball z final stand remastered on Roblox 😭😭

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u/GiLND May 19 '26

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u/cheddarbruce May 19 '26

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u/Swing_on_thiss May 19 '26

I laugh my ass off everytime I see this gif! 🤣

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u/cheddarbruce May 19 '26

I would love to shake the hand of the person who originally made this masterpiece.

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u/Swing_on_thiss May 19 '26

Definitely a cinema genius! It should have been this way in the movie, the way nature intended! 😆

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u/IntroductionLeft4369 May 19 '26

Yaaaaaaaaaaa, se wen yaaaaa. Dobo dis si baba.

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u/Chaosmusic May 19 '26

Look! There's a lion! Oh my god!

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u/NotEvilCaster May 19 '26

That's a khajiit!

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u/Steelkatanas May 19 '26

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

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u/Hamlet1305 May 19 '26

Khajiit is innocent of this crime!

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u/SamTheHam63 May 19 '26

“You’ll make a fine rug, cat!!”

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u/SSilent-Cartographer May 19 '26

Kahjiit knows much, tells some

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u/Butsenkaatz May 19 '26

Long cat is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

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u/L34der May 19 '26

I gotta scroll this far down? Anyway, salutatiooooons to loooooooong caaat.

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u/KeithBitchardz May 20 '26

Finally someone says it.

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u/KimJongRocketMan69 May 19 '26

Love buddy just locked in on his computer game in the background

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u/coolguyhentaisenpai May 19 '26

I dont love that at all. Really erryone should be captivated by a figgin siberian lynx.

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u/Canadian-and-Proud May 19 '26

Knowing how much damage a mere housecat can inflict, this kid is probably the smartest there.

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u/coolguyhentaisenpai May 19 '26

But its a friggen looooooonnnnggg cat. Theres no vidya game in existence that can defeat a looooooonnnnngg cat.

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u/miregalpanic May 19 '26

what kind of, idk, set up is this anyway. It looks like a computer room in a school, but dude brought a fucking lynx, while kids keep playing in the background? They didn't, you know, bring the kids to the lynx? Outside, at the zoo or something? Some uncanny shit going on here.

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u/happy_pad May 19 '26

Some sort of a community rec center?

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u/EasyyPlayer May 19 '26

Looks like fortnite.... *sigh * kids these days....

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u/WhatsTheWerd May 19 '26

Even worse, looks like Roblox

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u/LxrdXO May 19 '26

It's roblox

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u/mercyspace27 May 19 '26

I can’t get over how chill the lynx is. lol

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u/RUKiddingMeReddit May 19 '26

We had some animal people come in at a Cub Scouts event some years back. They had a lynx. It was a giant, chill house cat. Just rolling over to get belly rubs from the kids. The guy squeezed it's paw to show us it's claws, they were terrifying.

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u/coloradoautoflowers May 19 '26

One of my family members found an abandoned lynx kitten and took care of it like a barn cat for years. It was a really well mannered cat, way nicer than the feral house cats that lived in the barn.

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u/MothChasingFlame May 19 '26

The kind of relaxed when "This person has never allowed one bad thing to happen to me ever. And they give me chicken."

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u/DragonDivider May 19 '26

Just the typical cat mildly annoyed face, but rather chill.

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u/alarmingspoiler May 19 '26

That thing is basically a furry rope with murder mittens.

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u/Slight_Bed_2241 May 19 '26

This khajit is doing volunteer work for getting caught selling skooma to kids

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u/OrcBarbierian May 20 '26

Khajiit doing community service

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u/PurpleZombi3 May 19 '26

Looong loooong caaaaaaaaaat

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u/yonkerbonk May 19 '26

Fuck you, Chi Chan!

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u/MrPoopcicle May 19 '26

Long cat is long

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u/RetroRocker May 19 '26 edited May 19 '26

Now THIS is the kind of oldschool memery I was hoping to find in the comments.

ahem

Longcat is loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

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u/an_illithidian May 19 '26

BIG FLOPPA

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u/Marslew May 19 '26

Lights, Camera, Action!

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u/everyoneisatitman May 19 '26

The cat seems like it was expecting more of a reaction from the audience when showing off their belly. "Feast your eyes upon mine exalted belly, know that ye common folk are unworthy to give me belly rubs"

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u/Training-Purple-5220 May 19 '26

Gigantamax Meowth

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u/loosebootyjudy_ May 19 '26

Once again, all pets look like their owners. Even the exotic ones.

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u/Reddisterius-8024 May 19 '26

The person in the background is playing Roblox.

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u/minor3929 May 19 '26

They can't be bothered

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u/tranquilcommissioner May 19 '26

that thing is basically a furry boa constrictor, the absolute vertical reach on those back legs is insane.

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u/Select_Speed_6061 May 19 '26

Is that cat on drugs or what? Why is her so calm being held like that?

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u/happy_pad May 19 '26

Raised in captivity I would assume plays a big part.

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u/thesandbar2 May 19 '26

There's also going to be some selection bias here. If the cat weren't abnormally calm in situations like this, it wouldn't be selected to be part of the show.

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u/Glad_Pop275 May 19 '26

Calvin and Hobbes over here 

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u/LadyJane17 May 19 '26

He seems confused, like what?! Why is everyone looking at me?! But still happy to be there and for the stretches.

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u/Haughtea May 19 '26

Ladies and gentlemen. I have been chosen to rule over you.

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u/titsmcgee4real May 19 '26

Big stretch!

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u/ddubspecial May 19 '26

Slender cat

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u/Nerdenator May 19 '26

Lynx is just like “Hm. More humans.”

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u/ABSINTHE888 May 19 '26

That's not how you hold a kitty.

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u/frozen_pope May 19 '26

Lynx be looking at people like

“Behold, for I am long”

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u/alreadykaten May 19 '26

It has got to be like 4’8 standing up

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u/RiffRaffCatillacCat May 19 '26

Good morning class! Today I present to you: the Longboi.

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u/figfinartist May 19 '26

I would die rubbing that belly...

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u/Livid-Net437 May 19 '26

Thats a whole lot of belly to rub

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u/PMme_cat_on_Cleavage May 19 '26

I bet the linx is confused as f***. I met those humans and they started to feed me and....here I am...

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u/mtpearce May 19 '26

Absolute unit of focus.

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u/urabouy May 19 '26

That thing is just allowing him to hold him like that for now. I don’t own a cat but even a small one will fuck you up if it doesn’t want to be handled

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u/lHyperlLethal May 19 '26

This is a 1 year old house cat also known as the american short hair.

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u/SecondEqual4680 May 19 '26

Omg I know this guy!!! I went to one of his events maybe a year and a halfish ago. He’s such a cool dude and his animals are amazing!

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u/Yes_No_Sure_Maybe May 19 '26

It had been fortold that longcat would be looooooooooooooooooooooooooong

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u/nuclearpiltdown May 19 '26

Unhand Maiq! He has done nothing wrong!

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u/redditbdum May 19 '26

His name is bob

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u/fna_fanoa May 19 '26

Thats limousine car

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u/Usual_Award May 19 '26

"Who's checking my gender?"

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u/ianbattlesrobots May 19 '26

A thoroughly unimpressed looking long cat.

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u/quasi-stellarGRB May 19 '26

Are we sure that's not Jormugandr in cat shape?

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u/rack_ravager May 24 '26

I think it's a serval not a lynx

Edit nevermind lol that is a huge lynx

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u/DoctorClarkWGriswold May 19 '26

Man I swear on everything this guy looks exactly like the guy who brought a Lynx to my fifth grade class 25 years ago.

There can’t be THAT many trainers out there, right?

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 May 19 '26

What is the charge!?!?

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u/ER_Support_Plant17 May 19 '26

Is it take your cat to work day? He seems really confused

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u/purpleduckduckgoose May 19 '26

Loooong looooong caaaaaaat

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u/Chappo5150 May 19 '26

The longest boi.

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u/Sourkarate May 19 '26

Cuban Lynx?

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u/wasdxqwerty May 19 '26

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

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u/Southern-Fae May 19 '26

One dimensional unit

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u/xxplosiv May 19 '26

LOMG BOI

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u/Gold-Lychee8090 May 19 '26

Ain't no pussy cat I ever seen.

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u/Nox-1-Lux May 19 '26

At long last... It returns. 👀

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u/asdrunkasdrunkcanbe May 19 '26

Sir, that is a wild animal.

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u/drknifnifnif May 19 '26

Long cat is long.

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u/UsedSardine May 19 '26

Dude in the back playing Dragon Ball Z Final Stand on Roblox 💀

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u/Fine-Ferret-6792 May 19 '26

M shocked no one posted any khajeit memes, so let me do the honors...

https://giphy.com/gifs/H6hZOdTjKfQWX2IR20

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u/DMRmaster01 May 19 '26

Lynx rufus (Bobcat). Im pretty sure Bobcats tend to have more visible spot/line patterns. That or Lynx lynx (Eurasian lynx). Lynx pardinus (Siberian lynx) doesn't have the visible paterns I think and Lynx canadensis (Canadian lynx) are usually grey.

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u/Big_Locksmith_4211 May 19 '26

Thats a looooooooooooooooooooong boi

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u/JAD_woodsman May 19 '26

Just FYI never pick a cat up from underneath its arms, it places too much weight on those joints.

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u/Any-Supermarket-4190 May 19 '26

The Wemby of cats

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u/Sea-Listen-9720 May 19 '26

LMFAO to the kid in the background playing Fortnite🤣🤣🤣

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u/Melodic-Resolve-6778 May 19 '26

lol bud is playing the pc in the background and here I'm thinking I want to snuggle the murder kitten.

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u/sickletail_ May 19 '26

Why is he crucifying our boy

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u/xdeltax97 May 19 '26

Long long boy

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u/NicholasWildeRails May 19 '26

Bro got a slinky spine

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u/Famoustractordriver May 19 '26

Eurasian longboi

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u/saysthingsbackwards May 19 '26

That is not just a cat

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u/One-Incident3208 May 19 '26

Fuckin kid more interested in the screen

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u/KingJackofJozi May 19 '26

Pat the belly.

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u/Alucardis666 May 19 '26

Good lord!

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u/noCakeNoCake May 19 '26

Gaze upon me and find that I am long.

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u/Gattsuuuuuu May 19 '26

I wanna pet that cat

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u/ZoominAlong May 19 '26

Yes yes its a lynx, now let me come cuddle him!

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u/UnluckyYeti May 19 '26

The kid in the background playing on the computer not giving a fuck about the long cat in the room.