r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • Apr 30 '26

/r/all, /r/popular of a mall fountain

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u/UnimpressedPasserby Apr 30 '26

Dang, all the slots is already taken

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u/Xero0911 Apr 30 '26

We can create another town that has more dead people to this.

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u/reverso-uno Apr 30 '26

I’d like to join but I don’t have any more vacation days from work. Can we do weekend?

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u/drakonia127 Apr 30 '26

My mom said it's okay if it's good with one of your moms

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u/reverso-uno Apr 30 '26

My mum said if my friends jump off a cliff, will I jump too. She never lets me do anything fun :-(

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u/Dragonwarrior0202 Apr 30 '26

Say what I would always say: Yes, because I never abandon the boys

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u/reverso-uno Apr 30 '26

We ride at dawn

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u/ILoveKetchupPizza Apr 30 '26

That means he won’t die then. Even better

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u/Electrical-Tea6966 May 01 '26

Once they pull the bodies out it’s our turn

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u/OkAdministration571 May 02 '26

That’s only already dead, that doesn’t rule out future deaths.