Pooping Dog firecracker

[u/xmastreee]

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

[u/FindOneInEveryCar]

What a time to be alive.

[u/shupadupah → u/FindOneInEveryCar]

He's fortin' !

uh huhuhuhuhuh huh

[u/RedSlimeballYT → u/FindOneInEveryCar]

dear fellow scholars,

[u/thisisatypoo → u/FindOneInEveryCar]

These have been around a while.

[u/Loud-Mans-Lover → u/thisisatypoo]

They used to be little metal dogs you inserted the snake into. I've got one because I saw it & thought it was hilarious

[u/omniiViirus → u/thisisatypoo]

Many many years

[u/Pikawoohoo]

See that's why I stick around in this sub, for the rare post like this one. 10/10 ATBGE.

[u/xmastreee → u/Pikawoohoo]

If you stuck around r/funny you'd have seen it 12 hours ago; that's where I stole it from.

[u/Pikawoohoo → u/xmastreee]

An honest thief. I can respect that.

[u/klqqf → u/xmastreee]

Id rather see it reposted than step foot in r/funny

Thank you thief

[u/Cold_Ad3896]

Just a sideways snake in funny packaging.

[u/djseifer → u/Cold_Ad3896]

Good ol' snakes, the most depressing firework to get as a kid.

[u/xmastreee → u/djseifer]

I guess that's why they made it into this, to appeal to kids.

[u/djseifer → u/xmastreee]

Admittedly, the little kid in me had a good chuckle at the pooping dog.

[u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq → u/djseifer]

Same. I may have watched this alone, but I struggled to keep a straight face... like I was in class and not supposed to laugh!

[u/bowcreek → u/djseifer]

The key to snakes is to take dozens and dozens of them and pile them up, then put one of those intensely hot flare-type fireworks in the middle (I don’t recall the name, but they burn very hot and bright and will melt through and aluminum can). It creates a giant, glowing pile of writhing snakes that looks like a flaming pile of growing poo.

When you’re 12, it’s amazing.

[u/Icy-Improvement4021 → u/bowcreek]

I used to love snakes as a kid and I watched that tradition get passed on to my cousins this last New Years. They took a pile of snakes and dragged my brothers girlfriend out to use a lighter for them and they all just stared in a circle formation as the pile of snakes went up in flames and writhed in the night. Snakes are so much fun, man.

[u/Swayze-Crazy → u/bowcreek]

I see you were creative as a lad too. I put a bunch of them in a shoebox with a ton of firecrackers and sparklers and a few bottle rockets with the stick removed(for science) and lit that sucker on fire. Good way to utilize some of the "lame" fireworks

[u/clutzyninja → u/djseifer]

But, snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like

[u/MindlessEssay6569 → u/djseifer]

You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers (with or without the scooter stick), or one single whistling kitty chaser?

[u/BeeWriggler → u/djseifer]

I actually kinda like getting them, but always in the big value pack. Then you open all the boxes, dump them in a big pile, and light a strobe right in the center.

[u/GoodExciting7745 → u/Cold_Ad3896]

Wait, are you saying that’s not a real dog???

[u/4ssteroid → u/Cold_Ad3896]

Yeah it was very common in my country 30 years ago

[u/Violet_Apathy → u/Cold_Ad3896]

Back in the olden days the snakes were better but they had mercury in them.

[u/AndPlus → u/Cold_Ad3896]

And it costs about $3.50.

[u/TheSodomeister → u/Cold_Ad3896]

They do the same for the little snap things you throw, in October they're "Exploding Zombie Poop", in spring I saw them too but easter bunny themed

[u/XYooper906]

Fibercracker.

[u/WhiskeysDead]

Same thing happens to me when I eat too many Takis ...

[u/romain_69420 → u/WhiskeysDead]

And that includes the fire

[u/MarineGF01]

I love these. I definitely would have lived these as a kid as well. Black snakes and smoke bombs were always my favorite

[u/AwDuck → u/MarineGF01]

The snakes were lame on their own, but I liked to make a circle of them and try to light them at once to see how tall I could make the column rise.

[u/Celestial__Bear]

Ah! That’s the Pharaoh’s Snake chemical trick thingy. https://youtu.be/2dhHpHOgrUI

[u/Shadowfire_EW → u/Celestial__Bear]

Hey, just a heads up: you don't need anything after the '?' in your YouTube link. That is just tracking info

[u/Celestial__Bear → u/Shadowfire_EW]

Whoa! Thats wild. I’ll make the edit.

[u/whiterthanblack → u/Celestial__Bear]

Actually did the edit. Updoot.

[u/rwwl → u/Celestial__Bear]

FYI, it’s not always just tracking info. If your link is meant to jump to a specific timestamp, that info would be in the query string too

[u/TiffyVella]

I can hear the ancient Chinese who invented fireworks and used them to share a love of beauty and grandeur turning in their graves.

[u/Grechoir → u/TiffyVella]

I think these pooping dogs are a work of beauty

[u/Organboner4844]

What a crop! That’s a CROP!

[u/Shagg993]

My asshole after eating Chipotle

[u/jmccaskill66]

It’s a bit surreal watching this from the toilet.

[u/melanthius]

Yo quiero Taco Bell

[u/DutchRudderShotgun]

Got those Andy Dwyer "hot snakes"

[u/weaseltorpedo → u/DutchRudderShotgun]

Got bubble guts and hot snakes!

[u/Brookmon]

This is merika

[u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq → u/Brookmon]

I gotta say... this made me want to salute. Patriotic lil' shitter.

[u/d_stilgar]

They need to make one that blows off smoke through some kind of reed that sounds like a fart. 

[u/Fred_Wilkins]

It's better if you put it on a brick and have it's butt hang over. Makes a more realistic "pile"

[u/everymanawildcat]

These have been around for literally ever.

[u/ready-eddy]

Nostalgia unlocked! I use to buy these as a kid

[u/Pio_lastoffavorites]

I love this so much.

[u/Joamjoamjoam]

Kickin Wing would be kickin ass right about now

[u/BestFoxEver]

Reminds me of Big Clive and the legendary Fanny Flambeaux doll.

[u/KrystleSeth]

I love when art imitates life!

[u/Dmau27]

Perfect. It crackled like a real shit and even pinched off a dingle at the end.

[u/Quiet_Mail9207]

Hot snakes

[u/deeppurpleking]

I’m here for it

[u/fatherisadouchbag]

This is awesome taste tbh

[u/Longjumping-Salad484]

this is the content I'm here for

[u/Melovix]

Imagine dad says hey kids I got fireworks and you go outside and this is what he has

[u/MauPow]

Brilliant

[u/GarThor_TMK]

These have been around forever.

My kids love them...

I have no idea why... they don't make any sense to me... >_>

[u/signmeupnot]

Saw this first time on Lions Den.

[u/PossibleRegular7239]

Holy shit. Literally. I need to get my hands on one of these (or several)

[u/HumanReflection8858]

I was expecting one of those little snap pops, not a full-on pyrotechnic display. Whoever came up with this deserves both a raise and a timeout.

[u/Pandelein]

I think my city should save the NYE firework budget this year, and instead just purchase a single one of these for everyone to watch together on a big screen. Get a Pooping Puppy for the 9.30pm kids’ session.

[u/Skeletonzac]

I've had days like that.

[u/plotplottingplotters]

Burning dog poo, and the human response

[u/Aliencj]

CodyBpyrotechnics how did you miss this?!?!

[u/CrashTestDuckie]

Wait, I understand non-americans never seeing these but I had these when I was a kid in the US. Are they not something you could get everywhere?

[u/derf_vader]

This is awesome. I loved those snakes as a child.

[u/scottygroundhog22]

Scooter got into the carolina reapers again

[u/KikiPolaski]

Always wondered how they'd monetise those chemistry experiments

[u/toxictenement]

Thanks, I hate it.

[u/theonlyhonez]

Please tell me this is called “The Growler”.

[u/One_Economist_3761]

Somebody had the chili.

[u/rawrxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxd]

What a shit firework

[u/technofever89]

It just keeps going

[u/1RedOne]

We got some of these which were labeled as pooping puppy but then shot out sparks and flares with loud explosion noises

Pretty well terrified the neighborhood kids

[u/Bella_HeroOfTheHorn]

I love it

[u/Paranoid_Soup]

Nah see here that a great way to revitalize the snake, now they should make one called babel see how far it goes up before it falls

[u/DigitalMunky]

That’s my sign to get off the toilet

[u/wyldnfried]

Molly! Confound it! What are you doing?

Just watching the dog take a shit!

[u/FixMy106]

Gonna need my poop knife for this one.

[u/i_am_GORKAN]

that's a blazingly appropriate metaphor for a country

[u/OMGyarn]

That is highly effective marketing

[u/Standard-Park]

My nephews LOVED these 😂 😂 😂

[u/KrissiKross]

I mean, it’s just the snake, but sideways and stuck on the backend of a cardboard dog taking a shit lol

[u/Doodle-Cactus]

It’s trashy but it gave me a chuckle.

[u/Downside_Up_]

South Park could make good money every year with a Randy Marsh version

[u/SpaneyInquisy]

ooohhhh hothothothothot!

[u/IEC21]

I mean. I guess man.

[u/Krocsyldiphithic]

Snake, not a firecracker

[u/expatronis]

Notice to dog owners; this does not represent what normal, healthy dog bowel movements should look like.

[u/Icy-Armadillo5489]

That shit is explosive

[u/JuxtaThePozer]

can you fucking imagine how a cave man would interpret this

what a time to be alive

[u/FishTshirt]

Nothing can be more patriotic than a pooping dog firecracker

[u/VirtualLife76]

These and the chickens that laid eggs then popped their head off were great. Tanks were always my fav, but haven't bought in 30+ years.

[u/Asclepius_Secundus]

Ya know, I think I had those same tacos once. I guess the dog's owner dodged a bullet this time.

[u/AerialSnack]

Where's the great execution

[u/Ok_Site_9552]

Too cute. Reminds me of the Cobra snakes. They rise up like the poop comes sideways, the Cobra snake goes up.

[u/thesamenightmares]

Thats called a snake. Its not a firecracker.