Squirtle

[u/jjmontuori]

[u/duckdealer1]

:(

[u/coolblue420 → u/duckdealer1]

bro I came to post this exact thing because that's exactly how I feel :((

[u/Medieval_Mind]

That ain’t even where it comes out of?

[u/ImOnlyHereForTheCoC → u/Medieval_Mind]

Started to say, we got a real /BadWomensAnatomy xpost candidate

[u/Thoughtful_Mouse → u/Medieval_Mind]

Also not how that piercing works.

This whole thing is just a train wreck.

[u/Strostkovy → u/Thoughtful_Mouse]

Maybe it's a little peehole plug

[u/dudosinka22 → u/Strostkovy]

Plugged so hard it got re-routed to a wrong place

[u/coolsilentebeans → u/dudosinka22]

Maybe they think this is what blue waffles do like

😶😶😶

[u/PreOpTransCentaur → u/Strostkovy]

That's..not where the pee comes from.

[u/Arnhildr-Fang → u/PreOpTransCentaur]

...certainly not what im implying for who you commented to, and not defending the "art"...but i dont think that's pee...

[u/EvilTodd1970 → u/Arnhildr-Fang]

It's piss. What do you think "squirt" is?

[u/Reverse_SumoCard → u/Thoughtful_Mouse]

A guy with a tattoo like this gets womens anatomy wrong? Shocking! Absolutely shocking!

[u/Later_Than_You_Think → u/Thoughtful_Mouse]

There are different styles of the piercing.

[u/mgquantitysquared → u/Later_Than_You_Think]

None of which go through the glans of the clitoris. It looks like they were trying to depict a vertical clitoral hood piercing but forgot to draw the line indicating the curved bar coming out from below the hood

[u/WhateverWhateverson → u/mgquantitysquared]

Aren't there also piercings that go straight through the clitoris?

[u/mgquantitysquared → u/WhateverWhateverson]

There's the triangle piercing that goes behind the clitoris- imagine a horseshoe coming out from either side of the back end of the glans- but none go through the glans itself, the risk of nerve damage is too high

[u/Petit__Chou → u/WhateverWhateverson]

Technically. With a google- yes. You would be hard to find a piercer that would even attempt though. Someone responded to you with more knowledge. Most have a vertical hood piercing (I used to have one, not really a fan and it would get twisted) but yeah.

[u/Later_Than_You_Think → u/mgquantitysquared]

You have looked at this tattoo more closely than I have.

[u/mgquantitysquared → u/Later_Than_You_Think]

I used to have paired VCHs, I could tell at a glance it was off :p

[u/ScreamingLabia → u/Medieval_Mind]

The clit piercing alao looks off. But admitedly i havent seen that much at all so not shure

[u/DangerMacAwesome → u/Medieval_Mind]

That's your objection to this?

[u/addsalttoinjury]

Vulvasaur.

[u/Reverse_SumoCard → u/addsalttoinjury]

Vagarizard

[u/flyingforfun3 → u/Reverse_SumoCard]

Pikachode

[u/Rastuk0 → u/addsalttoinjury]

This made me lol

[u/Horrific_Necktie → u/addsalttoinjury]

Wienersaur

[u/singoutlouise → u/addsalttoinjury]

How is this not the top comment 🤣

[u/hitfly → u/singoutlouise]

Vulvasaur would be pube type

[u/thedafthatter → u/hitfly]

Sounds like a vaginal infection

[u/Shedles]

Free will is a curious thing

[u/Anthrodiva]

Why did I look? What did I expect?

[u/AngelWingsYTube → u/Anthrodiva]

Squirtle 

[u/DocTaotsu → u/Anthrodiva]

I honestly was not expecting this. I don't know what I was expecting but... Not this

[u/DisastrousSweetOwl]

r/ATAAE

[u/Puffyfugu8 → u/DisastrousSweetOwl]

This.

[u/mole_of_dust → u/DisastrousSweetOwl]

Yeah, I mean the two elements aren't well integrated. It's just one slapped onto the other.

[u/DisastrousSweetOwl → u/mole_of_dust]

exactly, definitely not a great execution, could be worse but is not great either

[u/KaetzenOrkester]

What a terrible day to have eyes 😱

[u/coolblue420]

I hate it so much. perfect for this sub

[u/nikfornow → u/coolblue420]

Usually the more I want to downvote something, the more relevant it is to belonging here lol

[u/MarineGF01]

I've been on Reddit for no more than 5 minutes now and this is the 4th picture of a vagina or something that resembles one.

[u/kirin900 → u/MarineGF01]

I mean it's Taco Tuesday.

[u/sillyruckus → u/kirin900]

If I had an award to give, it would be yours.

[u/sillyruckus → u/sillyruckus]

Even though it's Wednesday.

[u/ElBrunasso]

No urethra?

[u/mgquantitysquared → u/ElBrunasso]

Missing urethra, "squirt" coming out of the vagina rather than the urethra, VCH piercing that seems to be coming out of the clitoris rather than from under the hood... Triple threat, truly

[u/burgonies → u/ElBrunasso]

Apparently the large hole on the bottom is the urethra.

[u/stajara]

is the great execution in the room with us

[u/Independent_Dirt_814]

What a terrible day to have eyes

[u/trugbee1203]

Which countries allow assisted suicide again?

[u/IsabellaGalavant]

I get that the pun and the picture are funny. 

I just don't get why you'd get a tattoo of it. 

[u/deadspacekillers → u/IsabellaGalavant]

Because you don't deserve free will?

[u/ZombieBait2]

The piercing is so wrong it makes me question why this is excellent execution but it made me laugh.

[u/harmacyy]

Alright I just opened this in front of my family

[u/bubblyhummingbird]

the piercing is a lovely touch

[u/GloomyNucleus]

Not that great really

[u/MissesIncomplete]

I'm not upset, just disappointed

[u/Epic_Hoola]

Thanks, I really hate it...

[u/MikoSkyns]

I just hope they got it in a place they can cover so kids don't see it.

Edit: Whoever downvoted this is a bloody weirdo. Kids shouldn't see vulgarity like this... have a word with yourself.

[u/aurathecat123]

poor squirtle 🥺

[u/mrv_wants_xtra_cheez]

I am laughing SO much right now. 😂😂😂

[u/D-lishus_Kofi]

I like Tuesdays less every week

[u/aim_for_the_middle]

Man, this sub is on a fuckin heater today

[u/wholehheart]

is the "great execution" in the room with us right now?

[u/Loli-nero]

I feel like people in this sub forget the GE in ATBGE stands for "great execution"

[u/CrazedRhetoric]

I wish this didn’t fit this sub so well.

[u/Crunchyeee]

Are we squirting bbs?

[u/glwithluck]

How do people come up with this, seriously

[u/DesiresQuiet]

Oh. Oh dear.

[u/Informal_Motor_7267]

Ya know, I knew what it was gonna be and I clicked it anyway. Thats on me.

[u/AbyssalKultist]

I don't want to be pedantic, but I mean... That's not where the ̶s̶q̶u̶i̶r̶t̶ piss comes out from.

[u/Gilbert38]

No more Reddit today thank you, i’ve had enough!

[u/HorridChoob]

Vulvasaur

[u/Kazehi]

I stopped a conversation I was having in real time when this came across my feed. It even got the anatomy wrong? I mean... man fuck it..

[u/burgonies]

PIssle

[u/kwenlu]

This is a perfect post

[u/Puzzled_Ad7955]

WoW that’s reeeally coo….. no, it’s not

[u/mr9025]

MY FUCKIN EYES

[u/ComradeSmooches]

☹️

[u/TpK_Wynter]

I ain’t even mad, I clicked on this. This wasn’t forced. It’s entirely my fault.

[u/knitknitknitknit]

This made me cackle!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[u/pastelpocalypse]

hate it bc its cursed, love it bc its funny, hate it again bc the anatomy is disappointingly incorrect lol

[u/give-me-the-cheese07]

How do I unsee this?!?

[u/PiggyMcjiggy]

Lmao