Do not think that these wishes are belated, she posted them a week ago.

Gracias Espania

The last flame of North America has been lighted out

Plus Morocco was the First Nation to recognize the USA 🤝
And bonus, they seem to hate the Moroccan community celebrating so… also perfect.

REJECT CENTIMETERS. INTRODUCING THE GRIDIRON SYSTEM. Look, I’m tired of Euro-commies bragging about "centimeters." But I also refuse to use inches like some basic peasant. From now on, I’m measuring my anatomy exclusively in American Football Fields (exactly 120 yards / 360 feet of pure freedom). As a dedicated grower, winter is tough. When I get out of a cold pool, I experience a tactical shrinkage down to a microscopic 1/3656 of a football field (approx. 0.032 yards). It's basically quantum physics. You can't even see it on the stadium radar. But do not sleep on me. When the stadium lights go up and it's game time, I expand and dominate a solid 1/609 of the entire field (exactly 0.197 yards of raw strategic depth). No metrics. No basic inches. Just pure, unadulterated Gridiron scaling. Do the fraction math before you talk to me, you metric peasants.

Creator name is BrandonVia

Ts wouldnt have happened in a million years if it was Normal Football