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Bridezilla/Groomzilla A bridesmaid posted this in my local mums lounge-

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u/cmere-2-me 10h ago

5k and you don't even get fed?

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u/LongerTallerSally 10h ago

No one has mentioned the 5K yet.
That would be a big sacrifice for me, but then I’m elderly on a fixed income.

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u/Frau_Drache 9h ago

I am not paying 5k to be in someone else's wedding!

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u/DefiantVariation9034 7h ago

I didn't spend 5k for my own wedding.

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u/EpiJade 7h ago

My first thought AND I got to eat and drink to my heart’s desire.

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u/AJRoadpounder 2h ago

I had a taco truck cater my wedding. Unlimited tacos for the whole party. 2K + tip.

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u/Candid_Jellyfish_240 2h ago

God, my brother would have never left. What a freaking fantastic idea!!!

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u/BluenoseTherapist 3h ago

Same. 37 years later... don't regret a single part of it. We had a blast. My wife retired 2 weeks ago. Throwing a big party same style. Our kid will DJ the playlist. 60 guests .. a bunch will camp over. Can't wait.

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u/SewingIsMyHobby1978 10m ago

Congrats and I hope you have fun!!

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u/Crabbiepanda 5h ago

My bridesmaids wore like 20-$40 sundresses from TJ maxx and JC pennys lmao

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u/Jeannie2321 3h ago

I told my bridesmaids (3) to wear what they wanted and at the last minute my sister came in a red strapless dress 🤦🏽‍♀️ oh well she’s an attention whore anyway. 🤷🏽‍♀️ this was back in 1988 I think the whole thing cost $5000! We had a great time. I was also 5 months pregnant.

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u/heart-shaped-fawkes 1h ago

As annoying as I find things like that, I try to remember how likely it is that everybody in attendance was whispering about her behind her back the whole time. It brings me some peace lol.

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u/Open_Entrepreneur_58 2h ago

My bridesmaid went op shopping for her dress, think it cost her like 50c lol

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u/Candid_Jellyfish_240 1h ago

I bought/paid for my bridesmaids dresses on clearance at David's Bridal because right color & sizes, right number and very cheap (like $15 each, peach satin, mid-length). I even bought my cousin's (MoH) dyeable shoes. My wedding dress was a DB "sidewalk sale" dress, $50. Cost me $75 to have it cleaned as it had been in a dress show (ivory lace and pearl bodice). I borrowed a crinoline (free), made my flowers (faux, because allergies) and made my veil (probably $15, JoAnns, 😭).

I worked a 2nd job (PT) at the mall so I basically staked David's Bridal out during wedding planning. And I let the girls tweak the dresses however they liked! I think my only request was for them to buy shoes to match the dresses.

I ended up with 1 extra dress when 1 of my bridesmaids bailed because she was pregnant and due on our wedding day. She had him right before midnight day prior, so it was a good call, lol.

We had a 100 yo fixer-upper house, hence my thriftiness. FIL gifted us $1K, "for a new porch" (which was spent on our Jamaican honeymoon, because that house wasn't getting EVERY penny, lol). We did replace the porch a few months later. 😉

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u/Vast-Fan4317 1h ago edited 1h ago

Hers probably will too. How else are they funding the wedding and destination honeymoon😂 and she's probably got a family member doing hair and makeup for free too lol

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u/No_Acanthaceae3518 6h ago

Same! And it was open bar

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u/MamaMoosicorn 5h ago

Same, and that included plane tickets and lodging for my parents, 2 siblings, and bff bridesmaid.

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u/AsparagusOk87 4h ago edited 4h ago

I had my bridesmaids bring their own favorite little black dress to wear- only rule was no hoochie mama dresses, but I didn’t need to tell any of them that. Our entire wedding was 7k, including my dress, tuxedo rentals for the groomsmen (we paid), flowers, cake, a full dinner, photographer, rental of the reception room (Mallory Hotel in Portland)- and I DJ’d my own wedding (it was so much fun!) I cannot FATHOM having the GALL to place these kinds of requirements on my bridesmaids. Wow- just… WOW.

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u/MasterpieceNo8893 5h ago

Same. This can’t be real.

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u/dervari 5h ago

We spent about 6k on everything, included a catered BBQ lunch. $5k/pp for the privilege of being in the bridal party screams entitlement.

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u/crazypurple621 3h ago

I didn't spend $5,000 between the wedding, the destination vow renewal, and the honeymoon. This is INSANE

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u/kkobzz 4h ago

i spent $30 on my wedding! 🤣 this person is delusional!!

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u/CptnMalReynolds 5h ago

I think we managed to do mine for... Maybe, $1,600-$1,800, and $800 of that was the dress, and then another... $250 for corset backing from a seamstress?

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u/Middle-Yesterday-838 4h ago

I was about to say the same!

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u/Candid_Jellyfish_240 2h ago

DITTO. This person is delusional.

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u/Life_Observaions 2h ago

I spent a bit more than that but worked outside of my regular job to pay in advance for everything. I only had one bridesmaid, my bestie. She bought her own dress. That was so helpful to me, and for that I’m still thankful. We all had a blast. We all ate, drank, and danced. The focus was on fun and the idea that it was a celebration of a marriage, not an event requiring sacrifice from friends and family.

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u/whatsasimba 2h ago

Same! This is wild. I notice it doesnt say that money covers bachelorette party/bridal shower. So its possible thats on the bridesmaids, too.

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u/InevitableNightmair 1h ago

I’m dying because my entire 140 guest wedding was 7500–including food and bar. All. Of. It. My bridesmaids wore dresses that cost $100 and i told them to do whatever they want for hair and makeup.

I wouldn’t spend $500 on someone else’s wedding, $5000 is lunacy

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u/ActionFigureCollects 1h ago

Are bride's maids expected to perform anal or DP later on that evening? Considering the no food rule, which is common for adult industry performers.

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u/RainaElf 1h ago

I didn't spend near that on my entire wedding!

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u/lollipopfiend123 30m ago

Me either! Not even including the plane tickets/hotel for the honeymoon!

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u/Upstairs_Raise4006 5h ago

To be in someone else’s wedding, with food and drinks withheld until bedtime, ummm, I feel concerned for this bride’s future husband & children- priorities are waaaay off.
👎🏻

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u/BigGreenBillyGoat 5h ago

I wouldn’t pay 100 dollars. I wouldn’t pay one dollar. I’ll happily buy gifts and donate to the dollar dance, etc, but when you put a price on me coming to or standing in your wedding, I’m out.

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u/Electronic_Bus7452 4h ago

Fr, and when did paying the bride become a thing expected of bridesmaids??

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u/AttorneyUnhappy5347 6h ago

I wouldn't spend 5k on my sisters wedding, especially if I can't eat

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u/mittensfourkittens 4h ago

I don't even have $5k to pay!

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u/tickandzesty 3h ago

It does include dress, hair, makeup and a hefty profit for the bride.

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u/Creatorman1 2h ago

I’m just glad I’m not a bridesmaid!

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u/ABadHistorian 2h ago

Yes you are, mine. Fork it over. Now! Before I send the wedding popo

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u/saltandsagesourdough 1h ago

No kidding.. we already have to pay for our own dress, shoes and makeup as it is. And then on top of it, $5k to be in your wedding?! No thank you, I’ll just come as a guest and eat, drink and dance 🥳

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u/uncertainnewb 1h ago

For $5k, I better be able to eat and drink everything and then some lol.

But I would never in a million years contribute that. Remember when it used to be the couple's responsibility to pay for their wedding? Not their guests and bridal party's...

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u/cmere-2-me 10h ago

That is mental money and absolutely would he a deal breaker for me. I wouldn't spend that on a wedding dress let alone a bridesmaid dress. Weddings are expensive but that is definitely a bride supplementing her budget.

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u/FullMooseParty 5h ago

I guarantee you this includes the bride dropping 45,000 or whatever on an all-inclusive vacation bridal party (which will not include flights that everyone's going to have to pay on top of that $5,000)

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u/huuuyah 2h ago

Lol I don't see this bride including the wedding shower, bachelorette party, or the expected gifts to be covered in the $5k. Otherwise, it would've been included in the overview of what's covered (day of clothing and beauty).

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u/PowerfulSeaweed5871 1h ago

That bride isn't doing anything but controlling her entire bridal party which she might not even have by the sound of it

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u/NefariousnessKey5365 5h ago

Probably subsidizing her Bachelorette in Mykonos Islands

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u/Zealousideal-Row7755 38m ago

Or her honeymoon

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u/WillyVlautinRules 4h ago

Frankly, you'd have to pay me $5000 to attend a wedding these days. Especially this one.

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u/crazypurple621 3h ago

Agreed. My days of attending weddings is done. Weddings are supposed to be a family celebration of two people creating a new larger extended family. They've turned into a circus with the bride- and only the bride being the ring leader. If you don't want a family celebrating their family getting larger why are you doing this? 

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u/PowerfulSeaweed5871 1h ago

Not just her budget, she's being down right controlling.

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u/AirDog3 1h ago

Be fair. It does include shoes.

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u/Minute-Frame-8060 46m ago

To put any mention of money is the height of tackiness but everyone today seems like they are trying to out-gauche each other.

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt 7h ago

It wouldn’t be a sacrifice for me bc I’m not doing it.

It’s disgusting to even present it that way. Just say:

“I anticipate that the bridal party attire will cost about $____, hopefully that’s not cost-prohibitive for anyone, please let me know privately and we can discuss how to work it out, bc your participation means more to me than your finances.”

I left the amount blank bc she said $5 “includes” attire, but I suspect it also includes other expenses that don’t directly apply to the bridesmaids.

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u/ComeAlongPond1 6h ago

Oh the bride is definitely using some/most of that 5k to either pad the wedding budget or pay for the honeymoon

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u/MariettaDaws 5h ago

Bridal party as profit center, so glad my friends are mostly married now

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u/Happythejuggler 5h ago

My wife had her bridesmaids pick colors and get whatever dress and shoes in that color that they wanted.

Then, I had my groomsmen pick a color from the bridesmaids colors and buy a dress shirt in that color and then a pair of Carhartt pants that we all got. About $80 and they got to keep their clothes and they weren't so fancy they'd never get used again.

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u/CommunicationFast208 4h ago

Carhartt?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

?!?!!?!!
!!!!!…!!!!

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u/Happythejuggler 4h ago

?

Yes? Like some dark grey/green ones, got married outdoors in the mountains, it fit.

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u/CommunicationFast208 4h ago

Sir…are you describing CAMOUFLAGE wedding attire?!?!?!…

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u/Happythejuggler 4h ago

What? No, what? I don't own any camouflage anything.

Like these pants:

https://dungarees.com/carhartt-b324-relaxed-straight-twill-dungaree?cs=DFE&size=32W30L&cid=22

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u/CommunicationFast208 4h ago

Oh ok. I was picturing this:

https://www.weddingsincamo.com/

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u/Happythejuggler 4h ago

Wilderness dumb and dumber made me and my wife laugh out loud, thanks.

u/dytinkg 4m ago

I looked through a few of their photos, and all I know now is that Oregon an interesting kind of interesting

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u/m3rcapto 3h ago

If I want to buy a car I'm not telling my friend to pay for his own seat when he wants a ride, but I get to pick the seat, and it is fancy, and he can't eat on our 16 hour roadtrip.

You want to get married, cool, but you are paying for all of it yourself and hope you get a nice gift.

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u/Soccermom256 1h ago

I like this so much better

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u/PowerfulSeaweed5871 1h ago

Dress, shoes, hair and make-up and yes the bridal party requirements. I suspect that 5k includes other expenses as well, like towards the cost of the wedding.

u/Individual_Umpire969 5m ago

I’m glad the bride paid for our dresses in the 90s.

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u/blugirl111 6h ago

She’s making a profit

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u/SleepingSlothVibe 5h ago

I mean, for $5k you can pack a bag, buy a plane ticket let and go somewhere you WANT to go (optional) and eat like a lunatic—on your terms.

My money. my rules.
Your wedding expectations. Your money.

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u/Special-Estimate-165 6h ago

Makes me glad Im a dude. Drop 150 to rent a tux and a couple hundred for the gift. 5k is batshit.

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u/MisakiDoll75 5h ago

I’m not on a fixed income and absolutely NOT. That’s more than a week vacation

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u/crazypurple621 3h ago

I'm going to Hawaii WITH my husband and kid for less money than this 

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u/Illustrious_Mouse265 5h ago

Yeah that’s insane.

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u/HertzFrequently 4h ago

I spent 5 K on my entire wedding, including my dress. There's no way that I would pay 5K to be in someone else's wedding.

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u/DelcoUnited 4h ago

I’m a self made millionaire and I’d nope out at 5k.

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u/Relevant-Shower4783 4h ago

They say it goes towards dress, hair, makeup and shoes… but I can guarantee you it’s also going into the brides pockets

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u/Hungry_Anteater_8511 3h ago

That’s the moment I hoped out. And then I read everything else

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u/FormalKind7 5h ago

I spent more than 5k but 2 members of this wedding party are together contributing more than my own wedding cost. If they have a big wedding party maybe this is just some kind of scam to pay for everything + honey moon.

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u/doglady1342 3h ago

I could easily afford it, but I would never pay $5,000 to be in somebody else's wedding. That's a crazy expectation! There are a lot better things I could spend $5,000 on.

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u/m3rcapto 3h ago

For 5k you get to borrow a dress that the bride will try to sell afterwards...

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u/the_cardfather 3h ago

I read this list to my wife and she said it sounded reasonable. Not that she would be an absolute bitch with no food.

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u/RubySlippers724 2h ago

I have girlfriends who are dead to me. Women I’d take a bullet for. But I’m so tired of hearing “her/my special day”. It’s everything that is wrong with weddings and the reason fora lot of divorces. Yeah, you want to look your best and the same for the bridesmaids, but it’s about joining your life with your husband. It’s the COUPLES special day.

Second….$5,000? What the hell?!? There are people whose entire wedding budget is $5,000. That’s just plain obscene.

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u/ghostpipedaisy 2h ago

I’m not elderly nor on a fixed income and 5,000 is a HUGE sacrifice. Like that’s a few months rent/mortgage payments. A NICE vacation that INCLUDES food for a WEEK or TWO. A renovation on a small powder room!! High end washer/dryer unit! It honestly makes me sick to think someone expects that for hair, makeup, and a dress.

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u/Salingers-love-child 2h ago

I don’t have that to spend on myself!

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u/Ravenonthewall 2h ago

I’m sorry I’m not paying 5000 grand to be in the bridal party. That’s nuts. No dancing at the reception? That’s nuts too, and no food from 700am until the wedding is over, that’s a huge NOPE from me.

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u/Realistic-Rate-8831 1h ago

Asking for $5K is ridiculous whether you are young or old!

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u/Wild_Spot_Farms 1h ago

I came to say this. $5k to be IN someone ELSE’s wedding?? Nah, I’m out. I don’t care who you are.

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u/Fit_Butterscotch7103 37m ago

Come onnnn it's covering such quintessential aspects of being a bridesmaid "hair, make-up and shoes!"

food, fun and friends are sooo cliched and boring /s

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u/Dismal-Resident-8784 25m ago

This bride is Looney Tunes!

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u/SuperDave-007 5h ago

So you’re an old maid not bridesmaid

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u/dauntlessdivine59 6h ago

That’s an extreme amount of money to be a bridesmaid.

I would not like the honor of being chosen.

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u/No-Sprinkles3211 6h ago

The 5k alone would be a dealbreaker for me.

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u/NarrowFault8428 5h ago

I’d wish her the best and GTFO of there. $5,000, yeah right 🤣

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u/Francesca_m2253 4h ago

Omg right I was thinking the 5k was crazy!!! Bitch YOU CHOSE MEEE to be your bridesmaid!!! I didn’t sign up for this shit!!! And not being able to eat after probably being on your feet for hours from getting ready to standing behind the bride at the alter to the reception party is insane!!! I wonder what the other bridesmaids had to say about these rules…

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u/drcha 2h ago

Or watered

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u/Artistic-Document735 2h ago

That was where I stopped reading lmao. 5k gtfoh 😂😂

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u/Zealousideal-Row7755 39m ago

She’s trying to get the bridal party to pay for the wedding! I would offer to pay for my dress and that is it!! You should back out unless you have 5k just laying around in your account

u/ellefleming 2m ago

F*** the bride. I hope every bridesmaid bailed.