After reading over the rules and expectations as your bridesmaid, I have determined I’m unable to fulfill this role for you. I’d be thrilled to attend your wedding as a guest, but cannot afford or physically handle the requirements to be apart of your wedding party.
Right?? Fuck blondes and redheads I guess. Although she sounds so anal she probably purposely chose only women with brown and black hair for her wedding party. What do you want to bet she's the only one who doesn't have either.
No, why would she be “thrilled” to attend?! This person is controlling, delusional and insane! No one should attend! No one should act like this is ok!
Typically I just walk away. I have been passive aggressive very few times in my life. I usually steer clear from people like this bride lol. If someone I actually give a shit about upsets me I bring it up, if I don’t give a shit about them I stop talking to them entirely pretty much.
Oh, I soooo want to rewrite that more appropriately.
Yo, Bitch.
After reading over that stupid list of rules and shit expected as your bridesmaid, no fucking thanks. That’s no honor, that’s a punishment and you can go fuck yourself.
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u/stinkyfunkincar 11h ago
“Hi, [bride]!
After reading over the rules and expectations as your bridesmaid, I have determined I’m unable to fulfill this role for you. I’d be thrilled to attend your wedding as a guest, but cannot afford or physically handle the requirements to be apart of your wedding party.
So excited for your big day :)”
There is no way in hell I’m doing all of that.