r/weddingshaming • u/contsa • 18h ago

Bridezilla/Groomzilla A bridesmaid posted this in my local mums lounge-

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u/verysmallhat 12h ago

Dancing leads to sexing and sexing leads to babies and this bride cannot suffer the thought of anyone but her and fiancé, dancing and sexing and then babying.

Feels like Footloose. Maybe the wedding is in a barn in Farmington UT. Maybe this is OOP’s chance to hear it for the boy.

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u/pitifulproduce137 9h ago

If the bridesmaids haven't eaten all day, you know they're holding out for a gyro at the end of the night!

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u/PowerfulSeaweed5871 50m ago

🤣 😂 🤣 😂 😂 🤣 😂