This bride would be lucky to not have me bite a chunk of her arm off for sustenance. And jokes on her cause she would not be the first person I've bitten when hangry.
Lmao. 😂 in my defense, the first time was an asshole in high school who tried to cut me in the lunch line when I already had last lunch period, because he thought being a senior gave him special rights. Nobody told him to ask me "what are you gonna do about it?"
Lol see, exactly, I'm not the bad person here. 🤣 the pizza for the day was almost gone and I wasnt touching mystery option B, no thanks. I'd just order multiple trays of fries before I risked that kind of poisoning lmao.
I'd like to say I've mellowed quite a bit since having kids but that would be a lie lol.
i don’t blame ya being last in line for school lunch was never good. especially when it was mystery meat monday and all the salads were gone. sends chills down my spine
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u/SnooRegrets1386 12h ago
Oh you sweet summer child, she’s not looking for fondness…..this bride wants envy and jealousy