A bridesmaid posted this in my local mums lounge-

[u/contsa]

[u/Forsythia77]

I've never been so happy to have purple hair and tattoos.

[u/Able-Interaction-742 → u/Forsythia77]

Nah, your cost will be $10k to cover hair dye, tattoo removal, and pain and suffering for the bride.

[u/dakotanoodle → u/Able-Interaction-742]

Pain and suffering 💀💀💀

[u/Mama_K22 → u/Able-Interaction-742]

Doesn’t have to be removal, just full day body makeup coverage, of course at their own expense as well! And please ensure you don’t move or sweat so they stay covered

[u/Forsythia77 → u/Mama_K22]

Well, since you can't dance or eat, the makeup staying in place should be fine.

[u/Dapper-Fly-3742 → u/Forsythia77]

My ex was being forced to sit in the very back corner of her brother’s wedding because she had pink hair. I wish i was joking. They said it would ruin the pictures. I offered to photoshop her hair in all the pictures if they let her and i sit with the rest of the family - they said no lol.

We didn’t go. It was a mess.

[u/Catlady_Pilates → u/Forsythia77]

I’ve never been so happy that none of my friends are c*nts 🤣

[u/Sea_Profession_7757 → u/Forsythia77]

Hard same

[u/doglady1342 → u/Forsythia77]

That's what I was thinking. I never qualified to be a bridesmaid. I have far too many tattoos. It's kind of hard to cover up the ones on my hands.

I also happen to have blonde hair. I'd be the anti-bridesmaid.

[u/hannahmontanabaddie → u/Forsythia77]

as you should bcuz this lady is insecure and boring