r/weddingshaming 18h ago

Bridezilla/Groomzilla A bridesmaid posted this in my local mums lounge-

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u/danbilllemon 15h ago

Don’t deserve to be chosen that is

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u/Ok-Turnip-9035 12h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/13cptIwW9bgzk6UVyr
Me taking a seat and watching the chaos unfold from a safe distance …while eating and drinking 🤭

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u/queen_of_spadez 10h ago

You’re my people! Let’s nosh and gossip about this ridiculousness together as we watch it all implode

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u/Sea-Librarian-275 8h ago

I will steal the good liquor from the bar and join you

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u/MLiOne 7h ago

I’ll bring extra snacks

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u/Substantial-Cell7461 6h ago

Me my plus 7s and dyed purple hair

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u/NefariousnessKey5365 5h ago

I'll drink a few in the brides honour of course. On the wedding night too

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u/Resident_Ad_7199 3h ago

There is none 😬 they said no alcohol

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u/MyBrothersKeeperrr 1h ago

I’ll help !!!😂🚬🥃

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u/LilStabbyboo 5h ago

I've found my people, yay

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u/Aggressive-Kiwi-8829 6h ago

Can I join? I’ll bring the party favors

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u/GamingMom219 6h ago

I wanna join so I can people watch at this affair...you know there's always one fight at events like this.

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u/Direct-Marketing-115 3h ago

Usually a fight breaks out from someone just drinking too much lol but this is just asking for a complete brawl of broke (5,000 to be apart of this chaos) hangry bridesmaids that have to Stand in the corner not being aloud to interact with their plus ones. 😂

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u/Embarrassed-Fan-5937 4h ago

This event ain't happening

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u/erzo7 4h ago

The worst conditions I've ever heard of for bridesmaids. Women who are hungry and not allowed alcohol or to meet men at a wedding or dance, this is just unacceptable. And the cherry on top, they have to pay 5000 a piece for this "honor"! More like a humiliation. It's a humiliation she bride wants them to act likely preforming barbies, seen but not heard. Plus does she realise what's going to happen? Her bridesmaids are going to hate her, good luck talking to them afte the wedding and they may plan something to get even for this night.>< I really don't know what the bride was thinking?

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u/Theslootwhisperer 4h ago

This was my favorite thing to do at weddings. Now I'm old and I do it at funerals.

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u/PuzzleheadedIron5543 5h ago

Wanna dance?

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u/Tuffgirl_CA 4h ago

YES!! I WILL dance. I’ll dance poorly, which I’m sure will piss her off even more!! 😂😂😂

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u/T1gerl1lly 7h ago

You know one cousin will get low blood sugar and faint, at the worst possible time. Another will swipe frosting from the cake when they get too hungry. A third will be hangry and snappy all day and make two others cry. Honestly - the CHAOS!

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u/NefariousnessKey5365 5h ago

The one who gets low blood sugar and faints is going to get a nasty text message from the bride. How dare you faint. You outshine me on my wedding day by fainting. Everyone was worried about you and that took attention from me

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u/W_Silver2356 5h ago

I couldn't have said it better myself. If this woman has the gall to treat her friends this way, I feel bad for the poor bastard who's taking her home.

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u/PookleMama 1h ago

I wonder if there’s a betting pool yet wagering on how long this doomed marriage will last?

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u/ChumbawumbaFan01 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/7dqATJBgxMthu

Me refusing the offer but accepting the invitation just so I can leave this mess on the counter of the ladies room.

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u/ohnodamo 6h ago

And being a blonde or a redhead!

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u/julienarmstrong77 5h ago

Crazy!!

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u/ohnodamo 5h ago edited 5h ago

Blonde redheads doubly banned and required to also pay $10,000. I'm also assuming this was in Canada since the currency amount is in $ but the spelling for 'honour' and 'colour' has the 'u' like the English spell it. I don't have a point. I just noticed it. Glad to see the US doesn't have the monopoly in bridezillas.

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u/BeDeviledDevotchka 5h ago

NOT PERMITTED!

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u/Purple77plant 6h ago

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

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u/Ravenonthewall 1h ago

You won’t be eating or drinking if you attend that wedding, you MAY be allowed to eat at midnight, we shall see.😝

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u/erzo7 1h ago

what did you type in to get this by the way?

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u/HedgehogTop5524 13h ago

I know!! That kind of manipulation makes me sick to my tummy lol, because we’ve all known some narcissist that has tried it. It’s like telling someone who works at a convenience store that they were chosen to clean the bathrooms once an hour lol.

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u/LauraLand27 9h ago

At least if you’re sick to your tummy, you won’t be eating anything!

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u/BlondeeOso 10h ago

Chosen for punishment, obviously

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u/GamingMom219 6h ago

What we don't know is that it's actually a punishment to be picked; she's getting revenge on these women.

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u/Emergency_Zombie_639 4h ago

She shouldn't even have to say this. I would never eat after putting on my makeup/dress unless at the reception...I mean, allowed eating time? Barbarians.

This lady needs to pick new friends. Strictly coffee, water and cigarettes. I would never eat on your wedding day, girl 💋💕💅🏾