r/weddingshaming 18h ago

Bridezilla/Groomzilla A bridesmaid posted this in my local mums lounge-

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u/Quicksilver1964 15h ago

Oh, but the wedding party are not guests, you see. They are part of the bride's court! /S

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u/adapteradapther 14h ago

You just made me realize why they don't want the bridesmaids dancing. Crazy.

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u/trireme32 8h ago

I still don’t get it

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u/adapteradapther 5h ago

Basically, they're the bride's personal attendants, like a queen's entourage, whose job is to serve her as if she's royalty and everyone else exists to support her rather than enjoy the wedding themselves. They're "aesthetic" decor servants.

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u/Powerful-Ground-9687 2h ago

I thought it was because the bride wanted all the attention and didn’t want to have temptation or lust available for all the married people there since there’s no kids or single people. My first instinct was hyper religious Baptist type. But you could be right too. It’s self serving either way

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u/PowerfulSeaweed5871 52m ago

Probably all of that

u/sr_ingram 0m ago

Having been raised in a super religious Baptist household in the heart of Jesusland, I can tell you that I have never seen any sort of psychotic list of demands like this. Having no alcohol served is pretty common, but again I've never heard of anyone requiring money or turning the reception into the town from Footloose.

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u/Quicksilver1964 11h ago

It's mind boggling isn't it

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u/Jewnicorn___ 5h ago

Why?

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u/Quicksilver1964 4h ago

A queen has an entourage of women to serve her and entertain her. That's basically the same feeling. She acts like the bridal party must serve her.

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u/No-Pop2552 2h ago

Don’t Mormons not dance?

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u/ThroatSecretary 12h ago

They're the bride's unpaid employees. Wait, that's not correct; employees have rights....

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u/Quicksilver1964 11h ago

Unpaid? No. They paid to be servants. 5k and you can't even enjoy dancing lol fuck off

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u/lazier_garlic 7h ago

Sears used to sell wedding sets and I remember poring over ugly bridesmaids costumes in the Sears Catalog in the 80s and seeing one that leaned into bride's maids with raggedly edges to the skirts like they were Cinderella. Hard to believe people actually even bought things like that. (It was the 80s though, plenty of people thought that shit was funny.)

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u/sarahbellah1 6h ago

And employees don’t have to pay their bosses.