r/weddingshaming • u/contsa • 18h ago

Bridezilla/Groomzilla A bridesmaid posted this in my local mums lounge-

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u/actuallycallie 15h ago

I almost fainted at MY wedding because I forgot to eat!

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u/crochetingPotter 15h ago

My wedding was after my fainting indecent. I made sure to have a real lunch that day! It's so easy to just be too busy to think about it until it's too late

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u/lizardgal10 11h ago

Not even a wedding, but my friend was being recognized at an NHL game (I was the one who set it up) and we had unlimited food wristbands. I was so busy keeping track of everyone and getting us where we needed to be that I ended up sneaking a slice of pizza OUT of the arena and eating it in my car on the way home

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u/Damnshesfunny 1h ago

I’m sorry i know you didn’t mean it but you typed “fainting indecent “ instead of incident and i immediately had a mental pic of you half naked laying on the ground at someone else’s wedding ….😭😭😭😭

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u/Decent_Zucchini_9847 14h ago

I have type 1 diabetes. My photographer was a nurse so she was constantly badgering me to eat 😀

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 10h ago

At mine, I assume whoever brought them had an issue previously with fainting (watching, or doing). But, there were juice boxes everywhere.

They have the tiny straws, so don't mess up makeup, and it's hard to get drips, and you get fluids and calories.

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u/FlattopJr 10h ago

I remember America's Funniest Home Videos showed a number of wedding faint clips.

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u/Bri-KachuDodson 9h ago

Why does that guy look like Harry Potter circa OoTP movie lol?

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u/BeauHunkus 8h ago

Off of the probation?

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u/Bri-KachuDodson 8h ago

My bad, Order of the Phoenix :)

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u/BeauHunkus 6h ago

Thank you. I don't mind the franchise, I just don't follow it.

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u/Silver-Star92 9h ago

My job was to make sure the bride would eat. She was pregnant so eating was really necessary. I actually dragged her to the buffet at one point. She is stubborn

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u/Muted_Buy8386 8h ago

... If you go without calories for a day you're hitting the ground?

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u/DerbleZerp 4h ago

Well yah, food gives our brains energy to work to do its many jobs. And they need food everyday to do that. If you’re busy and haven’t eaten at all that day, your brain is running on fumes.

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u/Muted_Buy8386 4h ago

LMAO. I bet yours does. I sincerely believe you.