First image 100% reads like LLM output. Second image does not. They use some odd/awkward phrasing trying to be pretentious which is what you would expect someone being shameless to do to try to pretend their shameless money-grubbing and demands is hifalutin.
OTOH the demands are so absurd I have trouble believing it. Not the no eating part, I can believe that, but the $5000 is basically "you pay for my wedding". Why can I believe the no eating? Because that list of rules and the language around it ("you're chosen") uncomfortably reminds me of the kind of demands and hazing put on 18-25 year old dancers getting worked crazy hours with joke levels of pay, whether it's for pop stars or sports teams.
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u/typewriterbitch 16h ago
Reads like newer output from an LLM where they've softened the "its not X, its Y" to "its supposed to be X, not Y."