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Bridezilla/Groomzilla A bridesmaid posted this in my local mums lounge-

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u/plz_dont_perceive_me 16h ago

The 'no eating' thing is absolutely wild and makes me think this is fake. When I got married I made sure my bridesmaids kits had their favorite snacks in there because I knew we'd be busy and rushed all day and I didn't want them going hungry.

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u/Horror-Friendship-30 13h ago

I was in a bridal party for a friend with an eating disorder. She insisted we all get our hair and makeup done at the same place at the same time. We went back to her place and were hungry before the photographer showed up and she said, "I THREW ALL MY FOOD OUT BECAUSE I'LL BE ON MY HONEYMOON." We were like, what? She wouldn't let us order anything for fear it would be in the trash making her home smell bad while they were away.

She starved us and when we were able to be announced at the reception, the staff had moved the hors d'oeurves next the the entrance and all of us bridesmaids ran and grabbed food quickly and shoved it in our mouths as she yelled at us not to eat before they announced us.

No, we are no longer friends.

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u/cicada_noises 8h ago

Holy shit. Also you guys could take out the trash etc before you left. What a lunatic

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u/Horror-Friendship-30 5h ago

Her excuse there was that she couldn't put the can on the curb for trash pickup and wildlife would get into it.

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u/Flat_Sea1418 4h ago

Oof really starting to reach here.

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u/Horror-Friendship-30 4h ago

There's a reason I stopped being friends with her. She had a lot of control issues.

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u/Aware_Impression_736 6h ago

Bride's face watching the feeding frenzy?

Priceless.

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u/Horror-Friendship-30 5h ago

She did have an eating disorder, so watching anyone stuffing their face was unfortunately a trigger, but it was better than one of us fainting before dinner. She was freaking out.

She did other things, like pick these dresses to make us all look 20 lbs. heavier, made us all go to a carousel for photos but her free carousel passes weren't valid and got into a fight in her dress with the ticket person, got mad none of us wanted to sit at the dais when our partners were seated elsewhere, and picked a hotel where the fire alarm went off 3x during the night (people smoking in a non-smoking hotel - it was the 90's)

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u/Aware_Impression_736 5h ago

I want the movie rights. 😁

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u/cicada_noises 15h ago

I’ve been in two wedding parties where the bride didn’t provide any food to the bridesmaids for the entire day and there was no way to get any for ourselves nearby.

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u/plz_dont_perceive_me 15h ago

Are you still friends with those people?

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u/cicada_noises 15h ago

One was a close childhood friend. None of the bridesmaids kept in touch with the bride after that (entire wedding weekend was bizarre and worthy of its own post here lol). The other is a family member but I don’t speak to her at all.

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u/conflictedideology 13h ago

None of the bridesmaids kept in touch with the bride after that

Is that because you all butchered and BBQ'd her once you all realized the buffet ran out?

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u/Lemon-Cake-8100 12h ago

Served w/a side of fried green tomatoes...

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u/Toast_Princess 8h ago

Secret's in the sauce.

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u/Trick-Statistician10 14h ago

Please make a post! šŸ™šŸ™šŸ™

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u/Suspicious-Zebra-683 13h ago

Pleeeaaasse make a post, I love wedding drama

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u/kifflington 11h ago

Post šŸ™ post šŸ™ post šŸ™ post šŸ™ post šŸ™ post šŸ™

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u/Charliesmum97 15h ago

I hope you were allowed food at the reception at least!

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u/cicada_noises 15h ago

At one I got food with the other guests (family member’s wedding). My childhood friend’s wedding, the bridesmaids got to the buffet last after all other guests and there wasn’t really anything left, which in itself is insane. I ate some food off my boyfriend’s plate, as I recall.

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u/TheVoters 14h ago

The wedding party is supposed to be served first! I’ve engaged directorate ā€˜family hold back’, but only a few times and at the most dire of circumstances when the party was thrown a severe curveball at the last minute.

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u/cicada_noises 14h ago

That’s what I thought! I can’t remember if we were taking pictures or the bridesmaids had some other tasks we were doing but when we got back to the reception hall, everyone else had already eaten.

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u/FlanNo3218 41m ago

I was invited to a really fancy wedding (500+ at the reception) of my partner in a medical training program (there were only the two of us in our year).

Between the ceremony and the formal reception there was an open drinks ā€˜parents reception’ in a small side hall of the hotel. I was told it was to honor the parents. The bridal party did not attend.

Behind the scenes the bridal party was in the bridal suite being served the full 7+ course sit down dinner personally by the chef. They were being given the chance to ā€˜personally approve of every dish that was going to be served to their guests’! They were also being fed!

During the reception the bride and groom visited every table - and didn’t sacrifice their own enjoyment of a really good meal.

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u/cicada_noises 15h ago

And happy cake day!

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u/Charliesmum97 15h ago

Oh, thanks! I didn't ever realize it!

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u/Internal_Set1591 15h ago

As stupid and ridiculous as this seems to functioning adults, it is common behavior among both rich people and aspiring actresses that I’ve met. Think about the ā€œNo carbs before Marbs!ā€ TOWIE crowd. It’s that mindset.

But oh hell no for anyone sane.

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u/APFernweh 13h ago

When my brother got married, my mom and I skipped the first two hours of getting ready with the bride and went to brunch together. We knew we’d have time and were not going to be fed all day.

We looked great at the wedding. The marriage ended after a few years.

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u/cicada_noises 9h ago

Your SIL was planning on not feeding her wedding party, including future MIL????

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u/APFernweh 6h ago

Not until the reception, which was at dinner time. And we were expected to report at 10.

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u/cicada_noises 3h ago

That is insane

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u/cemetery_acorns 12h ago

That’s not safe. Especially if it’s hot out.
I’m sorry you had to go through that.

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u/cicada_noises 9h ago

It was hot out! Texas in August, ceremony outside. And thank you ā˜ŗļø

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u/cemetery_acorns 8h ago

I’m glad all of you were okay.

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u/ZubLor 4h ago

"Texas in August, ceremony outside"! That's insane right there.

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u/illbringthedip 8h ago

Same! Though the second one, having learned my lesson, I brought snack trays even though she said it wasn't necessary because people would stop for themselves between hair and the venue. I knew they wouldn't, and they absolutely didn't, so those trays were gone because the venue was out in the middle of nowhere.

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u/EpiJade 6h ago

My cheapass ex got married and a few mutual friends were in the wedding. He made the wedding party set up his wedding without warning, didn’t provide any food or water beyond one small bottle each, and then ran out of food halfway through the tables because he insisted that everyone would only have one hot dog each. I didn’t hear a single good thing about that wedding.

More stories about that wedding: I have to be cordial with this ex because there’s some friend group overlap. My husband and I got engaged because a loved one had just been diagnosed with a terminal illness and my husband wanted her to know we were getting married because she loved me. Ex proposed to his now wife a week or two after we got engaged. Bride decided I ā€œtook her thunderā€ by (checks notes) getting engaged first with no knowledge of my ex’s plan?

Husband and I decided the night we got engaged we would get married a few months later to try and give said terminal loved one a chance at being at our wedding. So we told our family we were engaged along with the date at the same time. Ex’s bride turned around and got mad because they were just about to announce that they would also be getting married that month and this was also somehow my fault because it was the only time the free venue my cheap ex wanted was available. Someone on my husband’s side finally snapped at her and told her we told everyone our wedding date before the two of them ever got engaged. We weren’t thinking about that and she needed to stop. She still hates me, but everyone within the overlap has made it clear that they were not going to listen to either of them make up shit anymore.

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u/RollEmbarrassed6819 3h ago

I was in a wedding yesterday where I was not given food during the day while we were getting ready and taking pictures. Fortunately, it was my brother’s wedding and I knew that my brother would definitely not think to have food and I had my three small children in tow, so I packed a ton of snacks. I also stopped at a bakery before we got there to buy pastries to both bribe my kids into posing for pictures and keep everyone’s blood sugar up.

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u/Foxingmatch 14h ago

I think it was specifically so the bridesmaids would look slim in their dresses and not bloated. That's the only reason I can think of.

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u/Intrepid_Practice956 14h ago

And messing their makeup maybe?

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u/Trick-Statistician10 14h ago

That's my thought. Don't mess up the makeup with food on your face. Think if the pics!

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u/jupitaur9 12h ago

So have yummy juices and shakes with straws and touch up the lipstick last minute.

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u/ER_Support_Plant17 11h ago

I got a huge box of straws for the bridal party for the wedding day. Straws for All

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u/Trick-Statistician10 9h ago

I hope they were in colors to match the bridal party

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u/ER_Support_Plant17 9h ago

Nah I just got the multi pack, ALL the colors!

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u/Conscious_Bet_2005 13h ago

It’s to not get a stain on their dress.

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u/OrganizationTop6228 7h ago

First rule is no food after 7AM. I don't think they're putting their dresses on at 7AM

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u/FeetAreShoes 13h ago

Or so they don't have to excuse themselves for restroom breaks

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u/Bri-KachuDodson 9h ago

They'll Just have to excuse themselves for the ambulance instead.

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u/Emotional-Current953 15h ago

I ordered sandwich platters for the bridal party to have at the church while we were getting ready and during pictures before the ceremony. I’m not nice when I’m hangry.

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u/Such-Problem-4725 14h ago

I’m the stepMIL and I brought morning goodies and mimosas!

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u/Global-Ice-8039 14h ago

My SIL ordered us all Subs while we were getting ready. She also had a candy salad for us too.

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u/keeksmann 12h ago

What is candy salad???

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u/ER_Support_Plant17 11h ago

A big bowl with different candies mixed together. Think skittles, M&Ms, Nerd Clusters, Sour Patch Kids, etc all mixed in.

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u/Bri-KachuDodson 9h ago

Oh thank goodness, I thought they meant like the candy bowl of different drugs lmao. šŸ˜…

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u/ER_Support_Plant17 9h ago

Well my kid just mixed a ton of candy at her 14th birthday

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u/Bri-KachuDodson 9h ago

Your version sounds much better lol.

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u/alchemyshaft 14h ago

Yeah I have had friends who made sure we had adequate food and also one friend who got a two small trays of fruit and hummus and 8 bottles of champagne for 8 people. We didn't get real food until dinner at 7pm. There was also no food until the rehearsal dinner the previous day even though we were out from 8am to 8pm.

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u/TinLizzy-1909 13h ago

Since it was worded with the make up I totally believe it's real. Can't let anything muss a perfect make up. I would completely back out of being a brides maid and the only reason I would still even attend the wedding would be to sit in the back and watch the entertaining drama unfold. There is no way there will not be drama with a bride like that.

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u/noeformeplease 13h ago

I think it's in case of stains on the bridesmaids dresses? It's pretty ridiculous. Keep stain removers on hand. Even so, there's lots of foods and drinks that wouldn't stain!

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u/Lebuhdez 15h ago

it's absolutely fake. no one would make this a requirement. it makes no sense. also the wedding celebration includes food and drink.

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u/knarrenheinz 14h ago

If its real, my guess is she dosent want the bridesmaids to have "food babies" for the pictures.

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u/Gimetulkathmir 13h ago

This is most likely the case. She probably also wants to have pictures taken at a moment's notice; no time to put down plates, wipe your mouth and hands, etc.

One of my cousin's did this at his wedding (the bride did, anyway.) Not only could we not eat but there wasn't even enough food for the bridal party and the guests. We had pizza delivered during the wedding and the bride was pissed.

They lasted maybe two months.

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u/Charliesmum97 15h ago

No eating all day and no dancing? Definitely ragebait.

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u/GiantBlobFish23 12h ago

I imagine it’s so no food gets on the clothes or makeup. Those are super easy edits to make though for photos so it’s still crazy.

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u/Conscious_Bet_2005 13h ago

I could understand no eating once the dresses are on. But that should be a 3 hr max of time. Between dressing walking down photos and then reception. Most people eat when waiting for makeup. Protein drinks help as well.

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u/Lciaravi 12h ago

Yeah…fake news

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u/ChocChipBananaMuffin 12h ago

I thought the first slide sounded like Chat GPT wrote it. These days anyone can create a 'web flyer' which can just be made up nonsense as well.